Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 8, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 8, 2023: The Soaking of the Breckman, and Bad Tattoo Roulette

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Call 800-989-9368 to Pledge! Soaking from 6:15-6:19pm but listen live for the countdown to the soak!

Everybody pledging tonight gets the punchline to this joke:

How do you know when your date with a WFMU DJ is half over?

Tonight's Tattoo Menu!

$500: Trump 2028

$1000: Just the Words "Ow! Ow! Ow!

$1500: My Body, My Choice (text only)

$2000: Flasher Rabbi in Trenchcoat with text “Shabbot Shalom”

$2500: Putin’s face

$3000: Ken or Andy's Portrait

$3500: I (heart) Hooters (heart is the heart symbol)

$4000: WFUM 90.7fm (text only) (if ken) or Don Maclean giving the thumbs up, a la the Cover of his LP “American Pie” (if Andy)

$4500: Mr. Met Logo

$5000: Who Farted? (text only)

$5500: poop emoji with a snake emerging from the poop with text Poo Poo Snakehead

$6000: Vaginas Are Cool!

$6500: Non-Rapist (text only)

$7000: Pizza Hut Logo

$7,500: Ass on Ass (a pic of an ass tattooed on the ass, with the caption “Andy’s Ass”

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 5:59pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Ready for The Soaking. Also, this video feed is ahead of the web player so I'm really ready.
Avatar 6:00pm
People Like Us:

Watching!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Neat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:00pm
midge:

soak! soak! soak!!!!!
  6:01pm
beej:

Huzzah! One more time for the theme song!
  6:01pm
G:

Andy Wetman
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
melinda:

live cam!
Avatar 6:01pm
Bob in Los Angeles:

Murderer cam. Look out fellas he's in the room with you!!!
Avatar 6:01pm
HyperDose:

Looking good, Ken!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hey people like us! I havent talked to you in a long while! Are you in the magic factory?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Doug in MP:

I'm really going to miss this song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I'm going to miss this theme song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
dale:

andy looks defeated already.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Magenta:

I'm going to enjoy this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ Doug in MP @6:02
JINX
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Polly.:

Andy is clean-shaved for his soaking!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Handy Haversack:

Big money! Some whammies!
  6:02pm
queems:

i’m going to miss this theme song
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Marley P. Dogg:

Are we sure we can’t rename the show again?
  6:03pm
wenzo:

Howdeee
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Doug in MP:

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @6:02
(someone say my name please)
  6:03pm
wenzo:

I was hoping they’d change the name again. Oh well.
Avatar 6:03pm
dday:

Happy 25th Birthday Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Handy Haversack:

Yo, Doug!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!

Soak, soak, soak!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Polly.:

kudos to John Dogg!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
fred:

↳ People Like Us @6:00
I got the T-shirt today!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Doug in MP:

Handy! Hey queems!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Erin in TO:

I hope Andy is ready for the soooooooaaaaaak
Avatar 6:05pm
Bob in Los Angeles:

The reason I'm addicted to SSD. HIGH ENERGY!!!
  6:05pm
queems:

howdy doug
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
StringOFperils:

Listeners like you keep this nation going? Is that what Andy said?
Avatar 6:05pm
HyperDose:

Excited for a new episode of Two Jews in a Boxcar
Avatar 6:05pm
dday:

If I'd only won that $35.00 (that you gave to NADIA) I'd be able to give Andy an even better soaking
Avatar 6:06pm
Bob in Los Angeles:

Can we soak Andy in lavender oil?
Avatar 6:06pm
Listener Oscar:

Gum-chewing live in Technicolor
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
PMD:

faux masogyism
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
melinda:

misogynism haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
StringOFperils:

Misogynism is a male intellectual construct.
  6:07pm
queems:

MONK
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
dale:

does andy get residuals from the cozi reruns?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Handy Haversack:

Erin in TO! Pam!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Magenta:

So, as a quasi-noob, I'm not sure why SSD had to change they're name and are only now able to get it back. If anyone would mind explaining I'd be deeply appreciative.
Avatar 6:09pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ HyperDose @6:05
OOOOF! 😲😁

Back to regular old Seven Second Delay for a Soaking!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
PMD:

↳ Magenta @6:09
It was a fundraising stunt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Magenta @6:09
It was a Marathon promotion the last two years -- pledge $100 and you can submit a name, and then there was a "random" drawing to see which it would be for the year.
  6:10pm
queems:

@magenta the past couple years people who pledged a certain amount had a chance to rename the show to whatever they wanted
  6:10pm
yippie:

20 years ago the premiums had jewel cases
Avatar 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Magenta @6:09
I always just call them "7SD" or "K&A" - but apparently they now sell their naming rights for pledges each year.
Avatar 6:10pm
Listener Oscar:

↳ Magenta @6:09
^^
What they all said
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Magenta:

Thanks for the explanation, PMD, Handy, queems, Matt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Magenta:

And also Oscar!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

feminazis are cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
PaulRobeson1923:

Radio sounds good
  6:11pm
Andrea Egert:

Long may WFMU reign & I'm NOT full of it! :D
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
PMD:

A friend of mine was going to suggest "Pam in San Francisco" as a show title.
Avatar 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

South Jersey Nazis are the worst: it's called TAYLOR HAM!! No way around it! At least the North Jersey Nazis are right on some things...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I did Nazi that coming!
Avatar 6:12pm
Listener Oscar:

No rename this year. Turns out this year Andy is fond of the old name. At least for a couple of weeks.
Avatar 6:12pm
Bucci:

WHERE IS THIS PICTURE ??
Avatar 6:12pm
Bob in Los Angeles:

commitment to a bit
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Doug in MP:

Good to see Andy cackling in near realtime
Avatar 6:12pm
dday:

Go to Port Jervis & Occupy Ball Street
  6:12pm
Ike:

Pledging online for the soak? START FILLING IT OUT RIGHT NOW! Then submit during the soak!
Avatar 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

That was a highlight at Occupy, Andy getting chewed out by a feminist!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
fred:

↳ Ike @6:12
No! The timestamp is when you start
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Erin in TO:

Is the video actually live and just out of sync?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
common:

the soaking!
Avatar 6:14pm
Listener Oscar:

It's a few seconds behind the MP3 stream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Magenta:

↳ Erin in TO @6:13
It's in sync for me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
midge:

soak!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ fred @6:13
fred is correct!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Erin in TO:

↳ Listener Oscar @6:14
ahh ok thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
dale:

one toke over the line andy. a toke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
melinda:

I like the selection of tattoos
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Handy Haversack:

One more minute!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Doug in MP:

Kill the mp3 feed and unmute the video for the sync
Avatar 6:15pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Erin in TO @6:13
I actually had to turn off my audio stream, AND mute the videostream! I'm not sure how the audio still comes through (maybe anyone who opens this webpage?), but the echo/interference stopped for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Handy Haversack:

Wait for it ... stay on target ... stay on target ... !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
melinda:

I learned recently that the Lawrence Welk crew did a number for One Toke Over The Line
Avatar 6:15pm
Listener Oscar:

Get soaking, pals
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

↳ melinda @6:15
guy and ralna sang it i believe.
  6:16pm
G:

Singing in the Soak
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
PMD:

Need more phones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Handy Haversack:

Done!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Erin in TO:

↳ Doug in MP @6:14
Thanks, that did it!
Avatar 6:17pm
dday:

↳ Ike @6:12
Done
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Magenta:

I like this video! It's nice to get a peek into the booth and phone room ahead of my trip there this weekend.
Avatar 6:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:15
Ah! The main WFMU page is open in another tab, and THAT was what was playing! Now only on videostream audio.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
mndave:

Done, never gets old!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Whew, the page was hanging on Processing, but it went through!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Magenta:

And done!
Avatar 6:18pm
dday:

Who are those fine volunteers? Introductions please
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

i didn't SOAK andy, just got him a little damp.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

OK ... got my soak in!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Erin in TO:

Donating again during the soak makes me so happy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
woj:

↳ mndave @6:17
yep best part of the marathon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
melinda:

↳ Magenta @6:17
where are you traveling from?
  6:18pm
queems:

just did a little one
Avatar 6:18pm
Bucci:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:15
Let’s blow this thing and go home
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Polly.:

SOAKED!
Avatar 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

Woohoo! Dampen Andy up!
  6:18pm
queems:

i’ve already pledges a few times
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
chris in the redwoods:

soaked!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Magenta:

↳ melinda @6:18
Astoria! I haven't been to the station in years and am looking forward to it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
woj:

↳ woj @6:18
well, aside from the wterboarding. and the hoof and mouth.
Avatar 6:19pm
Listener Oscar:

↳ dday @6:18
I'm going to call them... Beverley.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Well, that was exhilarating! I love doing this every year.
  6:19pm
Grant in Burbank:

Donated!
Avatar 6:20pm
Bob in Los Angeles:

"Honey! Andy said you have to go back in the kitchen and bake me a pie!. It's not me it's Andy!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
melinda:

↳ Magenta @6:19
cool! I made the trip from Maine a couple of times when I lived there. The videos of SSD marathon shows inspired me.
Avatar 6:20pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Uhh, the 32K stream is about 60 seconds behind, some pledges from people using it might not come through in time.
  6:20pm
AB:

Just renewed my swag for life! Soak the Andy. Still wished he got an “equal rights equal pay” tattoo and that they renamed the show “whores”! Go to hell Andy! Ahahahahaha
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ chris in the redwoods @6:18
You've done a wonderful thing!
Avatar 6:21pm
dday:

Andy should top that mic with some ice cream
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
midge:

HAHAHAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

midge the manicurist - you're soaking in it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Hunterian:

Ich vertraue darauf, dass der Breckman gut eingeweicht wurde
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
mndave:

↳ midge @6:22
Another contest-winning laugh!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Erin in TO:

I love to listen to Andy curse us all out
Avatar 6:23pm
Listener Oscar:

↳ Hunterian @6:22
Ja, er wurde durchnässt
Avatar 6:23pm
HyperDose:

↳ Erin in TO @6:23
Just as long as he doesn't tell Nadia to shut up again! haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
midge:

↳ dale @6:22
soaked in maniacal laughter
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Erin in TO:

↳ HyperDose @6:23
Fair point, should never be rude to Nadia
  6:24pm
Ike:

↳ fred @6:13
Whaaaaaaaaaa?!?!??
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

"Handy Have a Soak!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Magenta:

I want to know how much Ken is going to be soaked! The suspense is killing me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Hunterian:

↳ Listener Oscar @6:23
Gut durchnässt ist manchmal nicht reichend durchgenässt
Avatar 6:25pm
bill hanke:

today is good
Avatar 6:25pm
Listener Oscar:

↳ Hunterian @6:25
Wahr
  6:26pm
Grant in Burbank:

Hey I soaked Ken! He’d better see that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
melinda:

I was just thinking of Nick the B
Avatar 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Jeremiah's Revenge"!
"Handy Have a Soak!"
Nick the Bard!!! STICK Andy and then SOAK him!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
LCBD:

Where did Nick the Bard go?
Avatar 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

FDR-sized SOAK from Ken HP!
Avatar 6:27pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

But does Andy stabilise his gasoline?
  6:27pm
yippie:

I want to hear someone pronounce marmora
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
PMD:

Francine
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26
"A soak that will live in infamy!"
  6:27pm
queems:

@pmd who
Avatar 6:28pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

They still make phone-books because the police pointed-out that sacks of oranges aren't always in season.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Handy Haversack:

Counter was at $5K and change coming in and is at $18K+ now. So that's something!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Polly.:

Whats the total brecksoak?
  6:29pm
queems:

@handy DANG
Avatar 6:29pm
Bucci:

Ugh how did i miss the soak window.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
lazy pierogi:

didnt hear my name, hope it counted towards the soak!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
radioronan:

I am not ashamed..well maybe a little. I was raised catholic..Laid it all down for this soaking..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Magenta:

Was it established where this tattoo will be going?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

coin flip
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Magenta:

↳ Magenta @6:30
Nvm, they just said it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Bucci @6:29
I used to bulls-eye soak windows in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than four minutes.
Avatar 6:31pm
dday:

↳ lazy pierogi @6:30
Same here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
dale:

any guesses to the joke punchline? 'when the show is half over?'
  6:31pm
queems:

somebody donate $4500 so i can see mr. met
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Magenta:

Love Sophie Bee! She's done two of my tattoos!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I hope $1K is raised because $500 isn't enough for such a terrible tatt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
fred:

What's the soak total?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Handy Haversack:

I like Joe Belock a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
LCBD:

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @6:32
$1,000,000 would not be enough in my opinion!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:32
I think around $12+K -- so close to $25K.
  6:33pm
Ike:

Yeah, I don’t understand why it’s so low for a horror show like that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Ciggy:

Checking in
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ciggy:

Andy looks like he's lost some inches
Avatar 6:34pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Every year at this time I become *effeminate*"
  6:34pm
queems:

i like how “i heart hooters” is somehow worse than both trump and putin
  6:34pm
yippie:

its better to spell it like "shabbat" in english
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If I ever were to go on Instamagram, I'd go here: www.instagram.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
PMD:

I think the titles are for either person...
  6:35pm
overenthusiastic camper:

WFUM!!! I've been thinking about that all week.
Avatar 6:36pm
HyperDose:

↳ queems @6:34
And on international women's day of all days. I'm triggered!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PMD:

Wait you can't say penis can you?
Avatar 6:37pm
Listener Julian:

It's gotta be WFUM!
  6:37pm
yippie:

the women rabbis arent circumcised
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Hunterian:

I always withhold laughter until Andy explains why things are funny. Classic comedy riff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
dale:

↳ PMD @6:36
some of my best times was doing myself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
LCBD:

↳ queems @6:34
Good point, queems!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

whoops - didn't mean to target pmd on that....just a gereal masturbation comment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

general. GENERAL.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
fred:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:33
Just think if Jack Lalanne could be soaked, that would be something. Andy is a worthy substitute, but barely
  6:40pm
rich the greeb:

Do either of you have a tattoo?
Avatar 6:41pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ fred @6:40
"French fred"! Long time no type! 😀
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I want them to raise $$ but I don't want to torture Ken. . .
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Magenta:

Trump may not even live to 2028!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
dale:

will it have a MAGA element?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Roger:

this is so ding dang exciting!
  6:41pm
Listener Robert:

Speaking of "Ow! Ow! Ow!", when Ken had to get his, Andy asked whether for another pledge amount they could use a duller needle.
Avatar 6:41pm
Bucci:

Why did they start with Trump, thats the worst one
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Polly.:

↳ Magenta @6:41
we can surely hope
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Roger:

↳ Bucci @6:41
maybe that's why
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
fred:

↳ Hopey Sockmonkey @6:41
I notice you only mentioned Ken as someone you don't want to torture
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Sailor:

If we called in, we shouldn't also use the web portal to log the pledge right? Curious how you select swag in that case.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ fred @6:42
hmmmmmmmmmm. . .
  6:43pm
queems:

i think ass on ass is the best one
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
woj:

a cartoon of todd-o-phonic todd saying "ow! ow! ow!" would be pretty funny...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

i thought 'ask me about my sex offender status' was an option.
  6:44pm
Beetlemuse:

they should've let the top donation choose what they get :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Remember to leave a little space for it to add "in prison" by the 2028.
  6:45pm
Listener Robert:

It gets to be fun when they get to the levels where Ken and Andy start pledging to pass the hot potato.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

OMG. We need to raise $500 RIGHT NOW
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Bobby:

This is good stuff
Avatar 6:45pm
dday:

Hey would changing my pledge to 7SD from Wake & Six Degrees help the total. Go ahead & do so if it helps. Is that why it wasn't recognized in the Soak? I'm puzzled
Avatar 6:46pm
OMGPEDRO:

YeeeEES !! ViiiDEO!! WaytoGo WFMU!!
Avatar 6:46pm
dday:

Life size face of Lorne Greene on the chest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
fred:

↳ woj @6:44
Who needs the punchline for Andy's joke with such a gem?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Handy Haversack:

Some men are uncomfortable with the very word.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

vaginas are usually warm. or warmish. unless you've had a fight.
Avatar 6:47pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:44
She'd run out of ink. Better to keep it simple, as "Sex Offender".
  6:47pm
queems:

PUTIN’S FACE
  6:47pm
UWS Joe:

Putin for Andy for sure
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

↳ dday @6:46
canada proud!!
  6:47pm
rich the greeb:

Lol @matt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
midge:

WFUM is cool
Avatar 6:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Peace, Love, Vaginas!"

HAPPY International Women's Day!
  6:48pm
Nadia:

Poo poo snakehead all the way! 💅💅💅
Avatar 🚂 6:48pm
Roldan:

The non-rapist one is such a deep, layered concept it would be studied by linguists for centuries to come
  6:48pm
Beetlemuse:

They should both get WFUM tatts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Roger:

↳ Nadia @6:48
yes! Nadia!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Beetlemuse @6:48
Though it would be much more insulting for Ken!
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dday:

↳ dale @6:47
Put that in a bubble & the tat's complete
  6:49pm
Nadia:

↳ Roger @6:48
💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
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HyperDose:

Soak Andy for Nadia's sake. He deserves it. PEOPLE DON'T FORGET, ANDY 😈
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dale:

do it backwards andy so it can only be read in a mirror.
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Ciggy:

Coooel
  6:50pm
Nadia:

SOAK HIMM 😈😈😈
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Add the word "Sheep" in front of that tattoo.
  6:50pm
Nobody:

Not only does ANDY deserve to be tortured, but they should mix in hot sauce to the tattoo ink.
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woj:

key question: which font is going to be used? comic sans? wing dings?
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Bucci:

What font will it be in?? What about a spooky font
  6:51pm
queems:

comic sans 100%
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dale:

↳ woj @6:50
olive extra bold.
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woj:

great minds, bucci
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Handy Haversack:

HH: "This is gripping stuff."
K8: "I'm gripped!"
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midge:

↳ Bucci @6:50
rocky horror picture show font
  6:51pm
Molly:

COMIC SANS!!!!
  6:51pm
wenzo:

Y’know this is kinda unfair to all the people who JUST pledged so Andy would get “Ow! ow! OW!”… you can’t change it mid-way through… if anything it should be “Ow Ow Ow Vaginas are cool”
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melinda:

↳ queems @6:51
totally
  6:51pm
Nadia:

amazing idea bucci
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

YES!
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dday:

This is where Ken stops the show
  6:52pm
Ballpark Frank:

YES, to Bucci’s idea!!! 👻
  6:52pm
Nadia:

↳ Molly @6:51
yEs
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HyperDose:

↳ Bucci @6:50
Spooky Booch. I like it!
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merl ravenscroft:

the suspense!
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Get the alcohol swab ready for Andy
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ wenzo @6:51
Even better! ;)
  6:53pm
queems:

this has been very entertaining
  6:53pm
Nadia:

nO! CoMiC sAnS
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spacecadet:

Less than a 100/minute this can happen
  6:54pm
JVLaB:

But I don't get this....
each new tattoo erases the last?
So Ken's DOES NOT get a Trump 2028??
  6:54pm
Nadia:

↳ queems @6:53
very
  6:54pm
queems:

OH WOW $100/ MINUTE
  6:54pm
wenzo:

Wait did they skip a ken tat?
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

This is like watching the old guys in the box on The Muppet Show....
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Erin in TO:

↳ wenzo @6:54
No they're on Ken right now
  6:55pm
Painter Josh:

Ok so we have to cal you from the streets of London how much is that in pounds sterling
  6:55pm
Nadia:

too much money this is overwhelming
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Roger:

↳ queems @6:54
it went by fast
  6:55pm
wenzo:

What’s he getting now?
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Handy Haversack:

HA
  6:56pm
Juliette in Mendham:

Tats back to Andy…calling donation now
  6:56pm
Nadia:

OML WHAT IS GOING ON TIS IS TOO MUCH lmfao
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melinda:

I don't understand the rules here but it's exciting
  6:56pm
yippie:

you can get buried in most jewish cemeteries even if you have a tattoo... think about it lots of jews had tattoos and they are not going to refuse to bury them in a jewish cemetery
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Listener Julian:

Oh my god this is truly the worst tattoo
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Polly.:

STOP PLEDGING!!!
  6:56pm
Danne D:

I love that if it is bad enough Andy will just pay to have Ken tattooed
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Marley P. Dogg:

When does the tattooing start?
  6:56pm
wenzo:

Nice. I think this is a good place to stop
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PMD:

Don't pledge!!!
  6:56pm
UWS Joe:

Thank you MR/MRS $500!!! You’re the hero we need
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Lee B:

YES. STOP
  6:56pm
andytat:

stop pledging Andy needs a tat
  6:56pm
Nadia:

STOP!!!!!!!!!
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midge:

NO ANDY!!!!!!!!!!
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Cotati is in NorCal
  6:57pm
petunia:

hi :)
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Logo for International Women's Day. Vaginas are Cool!
  6:57pm
UWS Joe:

Holy shit
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Handy Haversack:

Andy has to call or go online!
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Roldan:

🐼 ⋆ 🐬 🎀 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒷𝒷𝒶𝓉 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓁☯𝓂 🎀 🐬 ⋆ 🐼
  6:58pm
Nadia:

NO. STOP. HoLy CrAp
  6:58pm
queems:

HAHA
  6:58pm
andytat:

500 NOW
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PMD:

OK Pledge!!!!
  6:58pm
Patty D:

Go Andy!
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Bobby:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:57
This. That’s how we do it!
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woj:

whoa andy was funny for a change!
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dday:

Putin On A Ritz
  6:58pm
wenzo:

Wow
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midge:

AAAAAAHHHHH
  6:58pm
Molly:

i pledged i need this so much.
  6:58pm
queems:

this is so good
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Bucci:

I love Andy's hat
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Ciggy:

Crazy ending
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HyperDose:

We've reached peak madness
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Hunterian:

YES!!!!!
  6:58pm
Nadia:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
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merl ravenscroft:

!
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

This is the best.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Dramatic finish!
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Magenta:

Yes!!!!!
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Handy Haversack:

BECKY!!!!!
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Listener Julian:

This is the perfect outcome!
  6:59pm
Nadia:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
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radioronan:

No one wants to be near Putin's face..Friedman's face! Becky!
  6:59pm
Fan:

IM DYING HERE!!
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PMD:

YAY!~!!!!
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Erin in TO:

AMAZING
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Matt from Springfield:

GO Honky Tonk Becky!!!!
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LCBD:

This show turned out way better than I expected when I tuned it!!
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melinda:

go Becky
  6:59pm
wenzo:

Nice one Becky!!
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wholewheattoast:

this is the best radio ever
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Listener Julian:

They're best friends forever!
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Lee B:

YEA!! BECKY!!
  6:59pm
Nadia:

💅💅💅😈😈😈😈
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D Rok:

AmAZING! Becky is the hero of the Pledge Drive!!!
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Hunterian:

THIS WAS MY DREAM
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Bucci:

wow, great radio thank you DJs
  6:59pm
Painter Josh:

Ill

Give 200
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thank you Ken and Andy! Keep pledging, everyone!
  6:59pm
wenzo:

Becky saves the day
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Marley P. Dogg:

Becky B is a national hero!
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Wind:

Andy!!!
  6:59pm
andytat:

hahahaaha
  6:59pm
queems:

AMAZING
  7:00pm
UWS Joe:

Amazing truly
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Handy Haversack:

The system works.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Listener Julian @6:59
Perfection! And Andy "GIVES UP!"
Thanks Ken & Andy & Sophie Bee & all volunteers and pledgers! Have a good night, everyone!!
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, Volunteers, and pledgers!!!
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Dutch_62:

Hahahaha....
  7:00pm
rich the greeb:

We get to see this happen?
  7:01pm
wenzo:

So Andy’s getting Ken’s face tattooed on his face right?
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Listener Oscar:

He's getting away!
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Matt from Springfield:

Oh Hell yes, the videostream continues!! Let's watch the tattooing!!!
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Dutch_62:

Its not that bad Andy. Having Ken sitting on yr shoulder.
  7:05pm
Listener Robert:

At least if Andy curses now, it's not going on the air.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

it's going to look so good
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Listener Oscar:

And curse, he will.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I never knew tattoos led such interesting lives!
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Matt from Springfield:

Enter Irwin for "support"!
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Dutch_62:

Its so funny to actually SEE wfmu people and stuff... might a permanent camera be an idea?
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Matt from Springfield:

YES, the awkwardness of always having to "explain" this tattoo!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Get a bunch of towels to soak up all the blood!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Dutch_62 @7:09
At least one might be a fun idea -- either just outside Studio A, or in the green room.
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Listener Oscar:

🐕🐕
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Matt from Springfield:

Scott W in the crowd! And cute doggies!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I spied Greg from Zone 5 in there.
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Matt from Springfield:

"How often do you take off your shirt?"
"Once every five years."
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Matt from Springfield:

Jokes about his Crips tattoo I'd rather not repeat.. ;)
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Matt from Springfield:

Disposable razor shave of shoulder!!
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Mike Sin:

I sent this live feed to the FBI and labeled it "cult ritual"
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Matt from Springfield:

It begins!!
And cracking a joke against women while a women tattoos him! Watch out, Andy!

"If WOMEN can do it!"
"Women have a much higher tolerance for pain."
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Mike Sin @7:21
Those on camera, and all of us! :)
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Matt from Springfield:

"You actually paid $400 for this!" 😂
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Will thee Sound Guy:

all day ipa!!
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Listener Oscar:

GORE! Please don't ban us, Vimeo! ;)
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Listener Julian:

I don't think Ken really reckoned with how close he came to getting a Trump tattoo!
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dale:

how did they decide on beardless ken?
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Listener Oscar:

↳ dale @7:27
Sophie the tattooist went with a simpler, "cartoony" Ken to save Andy some pain, so they didn't include the beard
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Listener Oscar:

But it's based on: www.aes-media.org...
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Listener Oscar:

It's looking so good
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dale:

↳ Listener Oscar @7:28
he looks like he's in pain so i feel kinda bad. kinda.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Listener Oscar @7:28
It's a more "hip" Ken, esp. with that glasses frame outline!
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Listener Oscar:

He's stopped saying "fuck" so it can't be that bad now.
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dale:

when andy is in prison and being made love to ken is who the other inmate will be looking at.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

"No back shaving for three weeks!"
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Listener Oscar:

Well done, Andy. It looks beautiful. Thanks Ken and volunteers too. Have a successful marathon!
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Andy's the man, looks awesome Sophie
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Dutch_62:

Cool...👍
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

↳ Listener Oscar @7:28
...or the receding hairline.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Well that looked like fun
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

It looks better than Vaginas R Cool! She is a pro. She kept it clean and got the cover on it right away. Just don't peel it off for a couple of days even if it oozes.
  7:40pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Listener Robert @7:05
And curse he did, but no license jeopardy as when waterboarded with Ken leaving nobody at the dump button.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks again for sharing the process with us!
  7:45pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Dutch_62 @7:09
It's fun to see DJ Stashu dancing with wired headphones on.
  8:45pm
cvh:

Direct link: https://vimeo.com/805212879/
  8:06am
Sailor:

If we do the monthly pledges, we can still call in and allocate portions of that for the soaking, yeah?
  7:08pm
Marie:

Wish I coulda listened live to the show and helped soak Andy. Next week! Love the tattoo ideas!
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