Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from November 1, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting November 1, 2023: Practicing Your Calling-In-Sick Voice

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm
Asheville Jon:

cough cough
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm
PMD:

But people don't go into work anymore...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm
Matt from Springfield:

Did Irwin say Ken & Andy will "help us improve"??
Maybe they will help us "prove", we are an "imp"...

HI Ken & Andy & Delayers, and all those too sick to call or comment!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ PMD @6:01
right outta the gate with the fatal flaw, Pam! is that a record time? :)
  6:02pm
wenzo:

Howdy ken, Andy… radio peoples
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
-max-:

Aaaa-CHOO!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Oops
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
StringOFperils:

<< Playlist image: Proof positive. DO NOT call in to this show on the Smellophone.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
sydniuß:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:02
🤮 what oh god help me jebuz
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ PMD @6:01
That's right, I get paid to do nothing because of COVID, I get paid to receive welfare. It's a lot of work to receive money. (Hey, if bankers get PAID to receive money, why can't I??!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:04pm
Asheville Jon:

andy drives a volvo?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ sydniuß @6:03
Your emojis aren't looking so good, might want to take it easy.

(The EAGLES??! 🤮)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm
sydniuß:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:05
Bryce Harper?? ugh 🤢
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm
StringOFperils:

Cajun blackened everything
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm
dale:

i knew andy was a bikini inspect but didn't know he continued in law enforcement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Juli:

Ooooooi I suck at the sick voice
Also I need money so I go to work sick hahaha awesome.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Juli:

I wear a mask::::}
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm
-max-:

Billy Gilbert, Master Sneezer: www.youtube.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
PMD:

↳ chris in the redwoods @6:02
I was hoping!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
sydniuß:

I pulled a tomato yesterday, that’s normal, right? 🫡
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
StringOFperils:

Gotta bury the victims of these conversations somewhere; garden sounds ideal.
Avatar ♥ 6:12pm
Hubig Pie:

That liberal plot made me miserable for 5 days.
  6:12pm
beej:

Petey, Petey. I entreaty, how does your garden grow....
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Hubig Pie @6:12
COVID, just a conspiracy by Soros to mass-murder and slightly inconvenience his opposition: especially octogenarians with "funny dementia".
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm
StringOFperils:

All I want is 11,000 virus votes. C'mon....sign here >
Avatar ♥ 6:14pm
spodiodi:

yikes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Juli:

We can maybe text
Or maybe we have to call
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Juli:

Chinese forget me nots::::
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

Not suicide, HOMOCIDE! Ken was leaving a breadcrumb, or foreshadowing, that he was about to kill Andy's mom, and bury her in the garden! Adrian Monk would be alert to such clues.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm
PMD:

I still can't believe he's an empty nester and I remember when he was deciding whether or not to have a second child.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm
dale:

she was on for the marraige advice episode, too.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ PMD @6:16
You've been listening much longer than I - but I still reminder young Molly and Evan, budding jokesters on this show. Now THEY'RE grown up as well!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:19pm
sydniuß:

Don McWho?
Avatar ♥ 6:19pm
spodiodi:

neurological party!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm
DjLorraine:

how's your Suprachiasmatic nucleus
Avatar ♥ 6:20pm
Hubig Pie:

If it can happen to Brad Pitt it can happen to anyone.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Selective face blindness. Andy purges his memory of people he doesn't care about.
Avatar ♥ 6:21pm
spodiodi:

↳ Hubig Pie @6:20
:D
  6:21pm
Beulah Fongula:

So does this mean Andy doesn't recognize his own children? Wife?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:21pm
dale:

andy has selective memory loss. i've discovered it's one of the perks of being a senior citizen, like the senior coffee at macdonalds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
StringOFperils:

Andy's just compulsively fictive
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: "OWW! My OVARIES!!"...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:24pm
sydniuß:

temp?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
StringOFperils:

Cigar-inflected cough....Andy can hook you up, to hone that cough.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Pro tip: tell the boss your lymph nodes are acting up.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
Matt from Springfield:

I generally have drainage on waking up - not blowing my nose or getting out of bed before calling would be a good way to sound sick. (In reality I need to blow my nose even after eating something hot like soup. My normal drainage level is already higher.)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
sydniuß:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:27
I never want to hear drainage agin 🥇
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

WWFBD — What Would Ferris Buehler Do
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
Asheville Jon:

i thought C stood for (spontaneous) combustion
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm
dale:

is rashy perineum a valid reason for a sick day?
  6:30pm
wenzo:

C-word seems confusing
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

Alas, the accurs'd sickness ... (consumption!) ... write up my will and testament...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm
sydniuß:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:29
he cheated, he had an Emulator ][
Avatar ♥ 6:31pm
Hubig Pie:

When I took the home test it came back not only positive but really most sincerely positive.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm
dale:

↳ sydniuß @6:30
the phlegmulator 2000.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm
sydniuß:

↳ dale @6:32
kids today, with their Audacity
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm
chris in the redwoods:

↳ Hubig Pie @6:31
i remember giving the vid test to my wife.. both lines lit up almost immediately. i was shocked, "yup, you got it!" i never did test positive that time, though.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

WOW, little Ken & Andy on a Shelf! That sounds even CREEPIER than the Elf on a Shelf!
Avatar ♥ 6:35pm
Hubig Pie:

It's called a cuspidor dammit
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
G:

↳ dale @6:30
If you are an a hole at work, that could impact your office performance.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm
dale:

↳ G @6:35
but those are the people who were the bosses!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:36pm
sydniuß:

↳ G @6:35
I see you are… a sailor
Avatar ♥ 6:37pm
Hubig Pie:

↳ chris in the redwoods @6:33
Yes, both lines were glowing neon on the test strip
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:37pm
coelacanth∅:

BIG FAKE!
  6:37pm
P-90:

busted for The Clothespin
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm
sydniuß:

↳ P-90 @6:37
PSA: phenepherine does nothing.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

Good ideas for the next Andymatic™ Evasion app!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:40pm
coelacanth∅:

is there an "app" to make it sound like you're calling while sitting on the toilet that you "can't be far away from"?
Avatar ♥ 6:41pm
spodiodi:

↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40
Robert De Niro would say it was nonsense
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
dale:

....and got v.d.
  6:42pm
P-90:

Is there an app for fake Covid test results?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm
sydniuß:

↳ P-90 @6:42
photoshop ✅
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm
coelacanth∅:

↳ spodiodi @6:41
i don't understand but it's funny anyway!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:45pm
Matt from Springfield:

The Bird Flew test came back positive.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm
dale:

my wife got a week off for testing positive. after that they sent out a memo to employees stating if you test positive but feel well enough to come in, don't tell us you have covid.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:46pm
sydniuß:

↳ spodiodi @6:41
Eh game awards where’s my cheque
Avatar 6:47pm
joe taco:

it's flue test, like on the chimney
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:47pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

I'm sick with a case of Nutty Yahoo.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:48pm
sydniuß:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:47
you & me both, wanna catch up on these Lidsvilles?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:49pm
coelacanth∅:

drano should fix it
  6:50pm
Al Garve:

C'mon guys, I'm eating
  6:50pm
sinkhole near my home:

Diet is important for IBD and IBS.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm
sydniuß:

↳ sinkhole near my home @6:50
diet is important. bromated flour kills me, maybe you too.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm
dale:

there should be a colitis support flag - red and brown stripes.
Avatar ♥ 6:51pm
spodiodi:

↳ coelacanth∅ @6:45
Robert De Niro tells jury that emotional abuse claims by ex-assistant are "nonsense"

www.cbsnews.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Colitis — the often-mispronounced word in that Eagles song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:52pm
Phillippe:

do they check for colitis with a colitiscope?
  6:52pm
beej:

Some of these callers have call-itis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
coelacanth∅:

haha...she has "a good cough"!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ coelacanth∅ @6:53
Nah, it could be "better"! ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm
Phillippe:

"Sorry Sara, you're still gonna have to come in and make the iPhone batteries"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm
sydniuß:

↳ Phillippe @6:54
nooooooo
Avatar ♥ 6:54pm
spodiodi:

↳ spodiodi @6:51
“Shame on you, Chase Robinson!” the actor shouted toward the plaintiff in a Manhattan federal courtroom filled with spectators as he was questioned by a lawyer for Graham Chase Robinson about the actor’s conduct. The inquiry that set him off was whether he ever audibly urinated while in a bathroom on a phone call with his assistant.

“Give me a break with this stuff,” De Niro said toward the end of his second day of fielding questions from the lawyer, Andrew Macurdy. “You got us all here for this?”
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:52
In "Lyin' Colitis"? That's the correct word.
  6:55pm
P-90:

Does a “Ken and Andy on the Shelf Doll” have a combination of Ken’s and Andy’s features? Or does it have its own unique “look”?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ Phillippe @6:54
"And if you spread the contagion to those greedy running-dog American consumers, so much the better."
Avatar ♥ 6:55pm
spodiodi:

↳ spodiodi @6:54
first link's story didn't include that last bit i pasted... that's what i was referring to
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:56pm
Phillippe:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:55
just lick the lightning port
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:57pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

↳ sydniuß @6:48
My head is pounding and loud noises everywhere.
  6:58pm
beej:

I remember seeing the Mumps at CBGB back in the day...
Avatar ♥ 6:58pm
spodiodi:

i got my mom mums before
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I could've called in sick Sunday. Took a wrong turn from Monty Hall and got into a lane for the Holland Tunnel. Took me to 3AM to get home. I was so sleepy the next day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm
Phillippe:

Thanks Julie! Good luck keeping that license!
Avatar 🚂 ♥ 6:59pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

Kens gonna get a ticket!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Julie - don't bring your B.S. to this N.!

Thanks Ken, Andy, Julie, callers and commenters!
Have a great night, everyone!
Avatar ♥ 6:59pm
spodiodi:

thanks Julie, Ken and Andy!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, and Julie!!!
  7:00pm
Al Garve:

↳ beej @6:58
Shout out to Lance Loude
Avatar ♥ 7:00pm
timinoak:

love the image on the playlist!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm
Mump∅:

Thanks y'all
Avatar ♥ 7:07pm
timinoak:

I would be bummed if Andy did retire from the show.
  7:07pm
Beulah Fongula:

One time I had total laryngitis and was lucky my job did not hang up on me when I called in sick.
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