WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 1, 2023

Listener comments!
	6:01pm Asheville Jon: cough cough
	🚂 6:01pm PMD: But people don't go into work anymore...
	🚂 6:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Did Irwin say Ken & Andy will "help us improve"?? Maybe they will help us "prove", we are an "imp"... HI Ken & Andy & Delayers, and all those too sick to call or comment!
	6:02pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ PMD @6:01 right outta the gate with the fatal flaw, Pam! is that a record time? :)
	6:02pm wenzo: Howdy ken, Andy… radio peoples
	🚂 6:03pm -max-: Aaaa-CHOO!!!
	🚂 6:03pm Will thee Sound Guy: Oops
	6:03pm StringOFperils: << Playlist image: Proof positive. DO NOT call in to this show on the Smellophone.
	6:03pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:02 🤮 what oh god help me jebuz
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:01 That's right, I get paid to do nothing because of COVID, I get paid to receive welfare. It's a lot of work to receive money. (Hey, if bankers get PAID to receive money, why can't I??!)
	6:04pm Asheville Jon: andy drives a volvo?
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sydniuß @6:03 Your emojis aren't looking so good, might want to take it easy. (The EAGLES??! 🤮)
	6:06pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:05 Bryce Harper?? ugh 🤢
	6:06pm StringOFperils: Cajun blackened everything
	6:07pm dale: i knew andy was a bikini inspect but didn't know he continued in law enforcement.
	6:07pm Juli: Ooooooi I suck at the sick voice Also I need money so I go to work sick hahaha awesome.
	6:07pm Juli: I wear a mask::::}
	🚂 6:07pm -max-: Billy Gilbert, Master Sneezer: www.youtube.com...
	🚂 6:11pm PMD: ↳ chris in the redwoods @6:02 I was hoping!
	6:11pm sydniuß: I pulled a tomato yesterday, that’s normal, right? 🫡
	6:11pm StringOFperils: Gotta bury the victims of these conversations somewhere; garden sounds ideal.
	6:12pm Hubig Pie: That liberal plot made me miserable for 5 days.
	6:12pm beej: Petey, Petey. I entreaty, how does your garden grow....
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:12 COVID, just a conspiracy by Soros to mass-murder and slightly inconvenience his opposition: especially octogenarians with "funny dementia".
	6:13pm StringOFperils: All I want is 11,000 virus votes. C'mon....sign here >
	6:14pm spodiodi: yikes
	6:15pm Juli: We can maybe text Or maybe we have to call
	6:16pm Juli: Chinese forget me nots::::
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: Not suicide, HOMOCIDE! Ken was leaving a breadcrumb, or foreshadowing, that he was about to kill Andy's mom, and bury her in the garden! Adrian Monk would be alert to such clues.
	🚂 6:16pm PMD: I still can't believe he's an empty nester and I remember when he was deciding whether or not to have a second child.
	6:18pm dale: she was on for the marraige advice episode, too.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:16 You've been listening much longer than I - but I still reminder young Molly and Evan, budding jokesters on this show. Now THEY'RE grown up as well!
	6:19pm sydniuß: Don McWho?
	6:19pm spodiodi: neurological party!
	🚂 6:20pm DjLorraine: how's your Suprachiasmatic nucleus
	6:20pm Hubig Pie: If it can happen to Brad Pitt it can happen to anyone.
	🚂 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Selective face blindness. Andy purges his memory of people he doesn't care about.
	6:21pm spodiodi: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:20 :D
	6:21pm Beulah Fongula: So does this mean Andy doesn't recognize his own children? Wife?
	6:21pm dale: andy has selective memory loss. i've discovered it's one of the perks of being a senior citizen, like the senior coffee at macdonalds.
	6:22pm StringOFperils: Andy's just compulsively fictive
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: "OWW! My OVARIES!!"...
	6:24pm sydniuß: temp?
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Cigar-inflected cough....Andy can hook you up, to hone that cough.
	🚂 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Pro tip: tell the boss your lymph nodes are acting up.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: I generally have drainage on waking up - not blowing my nose or getting out of bed before calling would be a good way to sound sick. (In reality I need to blow my nose even after eating something hot like soup. My normal drainage level is already higher.)
	6:29pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:27 I never want to hear drainage agin 🥇
	🚂 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: WWFBD — What Would Ferris Buehler Do
	6:29pm Asheville Jon: i thought C stood for (spontaneous) combustion
	6:30pm dale: is rashy perineum a valid reason for a sick day?
	6:30pm wenzo: C-word seems confusing
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Alas, the accurs'd sickness ... (consumption!) ... write up my will and testament...
	6:30pm sydniuß: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:29 he cheated, he had an Emulator ][
	6:31pm Hubig Pie: When I took the home test it came back not only positive but really most sincerely positive.
	6:32pm dale: ↳ sydniuß @6:30 the phlegmulator 2000.
	6:32pm sydniuß: ↳ dale @6:32 kids today, with their Audacity
	6:33pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:31 i remember giving the vid test to my wife.. both lines lit up almost immediately. i was shocked, "yup, you got it!" i never did test positive that time, though.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: WOW, little Ken & Andy on a Shelf! That sounds even CREEPIER than the Elf on a Shelf!
	6:35pm Hubig Pie: It's called a cuspidor dammit
	6:35pm G: ↳ dale @6:30 If you are an a hole at work, that could impact your office performance.
	6:36pm dale: ↳ G @6:35 but those are the people who were the bosses!
	6:36pm sydniuß: ↳ G @6:35 I see you are… a sailor
	6:37pm Hubig Pie: ↳ chris in the redwoods @6:33 Yes, both lines were glowing neon on the test strip
	6:37pm coelacanth∅: BIG FAKE!
	6:37pm P-90: busted for The Clothespin
	6:39pm sydniuß: ↳ P-90 @6:37 PSA: phenepherine does nothing.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: Good ideas for the next Andymatic™ Evasion app!
	6:40pm coelacanth∅: is there an "app" to make it sound like you're calling while sitting on the toilet that you "can't be far away from"?
	6:41pm spodiodi: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 Robert De Niro would say it was nonsense
	6:42pm dale: ....and got v.d.
	6:42pm P-90: Is there an app for fake Covid test results?
	6:43pm sydniuß: ↳ P-90 @6:42 photoshop ✅
	6:45pm coelacanth∅: ↳ spodiodi @6:41 i don't understand but it's funny anyway!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: The Bird Flew test came back positive.
	6:46pm dale: my wife got a week off for testing positive. after that they sent out a memo to employees stating if you test positive but feel well enough to come in, don't tell us you have covid.
	6:46pm sydniuß: ↳ spodiodi @6:41 Eh game awards where’s my cheque
	6:47pm joe taco: it's flue test, like on the chimney
	🚂 6:47pm I.M.Pufnstuff: I'm sick with a case of Nutty Yahoo.
	6:48pm sydniuß: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:47 you & me both, wanna catch up on these Lidsvilles?
	6:49pm coelacanth∅: drano should fix it
	6:50pm Al Garve: C'mon guys, I'm eating
	6:50pm sinkhole near my home: Diet is important for IBD and IBS.
	6:51pm sydniuß: ↳ sinkhole near my home @6:50 diet is important. bromated flour kills me, maybe you too.
	6:51pm dale: there should be a colitis support flag - red and brown stripes.
	6:51pm spodiodi: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:45 Robert De Niro tells jury that emotional abuse claims by ex-assistant are "nonsense" www.cbsnews.com...
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Colitis — the often-mispronounced word in that Eagles song.
	6:52pm Phillippe: do they check for colitis with a colitiscope?
	6:52pm beej: Some of these callers have call-itis.
	6:53pm coelacanth∅: haha...she has "a good cough"!
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:53 Nah, it could be "better"! ;)
	6:54pm Phillippe: "Sorry Sara, you're still gonna have to come in and make the iPhone batteries"
	6:54pm sydniuß: ↳ Phillippe @6:54 nooooooo
	6:54pm spodiodi: ↳ spodiodi @6:51 “Shame on you, Chase Robinson!” the actor shouted toward the plaintiff in a Manhattan federal courtroom filled with spectators as he was questioned by a lawyer for Graham Chase Robinson about the actor’s conduct. The inquiry that set him off was whether he ever audibly urinated while in a bathroom on a phone call with his assistant. “Give me a break with this stuff,” De Niro said toward the end of his second day of fielding questions from the lawyer, Andrew Macurdy. “You got us all here for this?”
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:52 In "Lyin' Colitis"? That's the correct word.
	6:55pm P-90: Does a “Ken and Andy on the Shelf Doll” have a combination of Ken’s and Andy’s features? Or does it have its own unique “look”?
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Phillippe @6:54 "And if you spread the contagion to those greedy running-dog American consumers, so much the better."
	6:55pm spodiodi: ↳ spodiodi @6:54 first link's story didn't include that last bit i pasted... that's what i was referring to
	6:56pm Phillippe: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:55 just lick the lightning port
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ sydniuß @6:48 My head is pounding and loud noises everywhere.
	6:58pm beej: I remember seeing the Mumps at CBGB back in the day...
	6:58pm spodiodi: i got my mom mums before
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: I could've called in sick Sunday. Took a wrong turn from Monty Hall and got into a lane for the Holland Tunnel. Took me to 3AM to get home. I was so sleepy the next day.
	6:58pm Phillippe: Thanks Julie! Good luck keeping that license!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Kens gonna get a ticket!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Julie - don't bring your B.S. to this N.! Thanks Ken, Andy, Julie, callers and commenters! Have a great night, everyone!
	6:59pm spodiodi: thanks Julie, Ken and Andy!
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy, Ken, and Julie!!!
	7:00pm Al Garve: ↳ beej @6:58 Shout out to Lance Loude
	7:00pm timinoak: love the image on the playlist!
	7:00pm Mump∅: Thanks y'all
	7:07pm timinoak: I would be bummed if Andy did retire from the show.
	7:07pm Beulah Fongula: One time I had total laryngitis and was lucky my job did not hang up on me when I called in sick.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 1, 2023

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November 1, 2023: Practicing Your Calling-In-Sick Voice

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm Asheville Jon: cough cough
	🚂 6:01pm PMD: But people don't go into work anymore...
	🚂 6:01pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Did Irwin say Ken & Andy will "help us improve"?? Maybe they will help us "prove", we are an "imp"... HI Ken & Andy & Delayers, and all those too sick to call or comment!
	6:02pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ PMD @6:01 right outta the gate with the fatal flaw, Pam! is that a record time? :)
	6:02pm wenzo: Howdy ken, Andy… radio peoples
	🚂 6:03pm -max-: Aaaa-CHOO!!!
	🚂 6:03pm Will thee Sound Guy: Oops
	6:03pm StringOFperils: << Playlist image: Proof positive. DO NOT call in to this show on the Smellophone.
	6:03pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:02 🤮 what oh god help me jebuz
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:01 That's right, I get paid to do nothing because of COVID, I get paid to receive welfare. It's a lot of work to receive money. (Hey, if bankers get PAID to receive money, why can't I??!)
	6:04pm Asheville Jon: andy drives a volvo?
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sydniuß @6:03 Your emojis aren't looking so good, might want to take it easy. (The EAGLES??! 🤮)
	6:06pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:05 Bryce Harper?? ugh 🤢
	6:06pm StringOFperils: Cajun blackened everything
	6:07pm dale: i knew andy was a bikini inspect but didn't know he continued in law enforcement.
	6:07pm Juli: Ooooooi I suck at the sick voice Also I need money so I go to work sick hahaha awesome.
	6:07pm Juli: I wear a mask::::}
	🚂 6:07pm -max-: Billy Gilbert, Master Sneezer: www.youtube.com...
	🚂 6:11pm PMD: ↳ chris in the redwoods @6:02 I was hoping!
	6:11pm sydniuß: I pulled a tomato yesterday, that’s normal, right? 🫡
	6:11pm StringOFperils: Gotta bury the victims of these conversations somewhere; garden sounds ideal.
	6:12pm Hubig Pie: That liberal plot made me miserable for 5 days.
	6:12pm beej: Petey, Petey. I entreaty, how does your garden grow....
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:12 COVID, just a conspiracy by Soros to mass-murder and slightly inconvenience his opposition: especially octogenarians with "funny dementia".
	6:13pm StringOFperils: All I want is 11,000 virus votes. C'mon....sign here >
	6:14pm spodiodi: yikes
	6:15pm Juli: We can maybe text Or maybe we have to call
	6:16pm Juli: Chinese forget me nots::::
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: Not suicide, HOMOCIDE! Ken was leaving a breadcrumb, or foreshadowing, that he was about to kill Andy's mom, and bury her in the garden! Adrian Monk would be alert to such clues.
	🚂 6:16pm PMD: I still can't believe he's an empty nester and I remember when he was deciding whether or not to have a second child.
	6:18pm dale: she was on for the marraige advice episode, too.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:16 You've been listening much longer than I - but I still reminder young Molly and Evan, budding jokesters on this show. Now THEY'RE grown up as well!
	6:19pm sydniuß: Don McWho?
	6:19pm spodiodi: neurological party!
	🚂 6:20pm DjLorraine: how's your Suprachiasmatic nucleus
	6:20pm Hubig Pie: If it can happen to Brad Pitt it can happen to anyone.
	🚂 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Selective face blindness. Andy purges his memory of people he doesn't care about.
	6:21pm spodiodi: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:20 :D
	6:21pm Beulah Fongula: So does this mean Andy doesn't recognize his own children? Wife?
	6:21pm dale: andy has selective memory loss. i've discovered it's one of the perks of being a senior citizen, like the senior coffee at macdonalds.
	6:22pm StringOFperils: Andy's just compulsively fictive
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Julie: "OWW! My OVARIES!!"...
	6:24pm sydniuß: temp?
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Cigar-inflected cough....Andy can hook you up, to hone that cough.
	🚂 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Pro tip: tell the boss your lymph nodes are acting up.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: I generally have drainage on waking up - not blowing my nose or getting out of bed before calling would be a good way to sound sick. (In reality I need to blow my nose even after eating something hot like soup. My normal drainage level is already higher.)
	6:29pm sydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:27 I never want to hear drainage agin 🥇
	🚂 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: WWFBD — What Would Ferris Buehler Do
	6:29pm Asheville Jon: i thought C stood for (spontaneous) combustion
	6:30pm dale: is rashy perineum a valid reason for a sick day?
	6:30pm wenzo: C-word seems confusing
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Alas, the accurs'd sickness ... (consumption!) ... write up my will and testament...
	6:30pm sydniuß: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:29 he cheated, he had an Emulator ][
	6:31pm Hubig Pie: When I took the home test it came back not only positive but really most sincerely positive.
	6:32pm dale: ↳ sydniuß @6:30 the phlegmulator 2000.
	6:32pm sydniuß: ↳ dale @6:32 kids today, with their Audacity
	6:33pm chris in the redwoods: ↳ Hubig Pie @6:31 i remember giving the vid test to my wife.. both lines lit up almost immediately. i was shocked, "yup, you got it!" i never did test positive that time, though.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: WOW, little Ken & Andy on a Shelf! That sounds even CREEPIER than the Elf on a Shelf!
	6:35pm Hubig Pie: It's called a cuspidor dammit
	6:35pm G: ↳ dale @6:30 If you are an a hole at work, that could impact your office performance.
	6:36pm dale: ↳ G @6:35 but those are the people who were the bosses!
	6:36pm sydniuß: ↳ G @6:35 I see you are… a sailor
	6:37pm Hubig Pie: ↳ chris in the redwoods @6:33 Yes, both lines were glowing neon on the test strip
	6:37pm coelacanth∅: BIG FAKE!
	6:37pm P-90: busted for The Clothespin
	6:39pm sydniuß: ↳ P-90 @6:37 PSA: phenepherine does nothing.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: Good ideas for the next Andymatic™ Evasion app!
	6:40pm coelacanth∅: is there an "app" to make it sound like you're calling while sitting on the toilet that you "can't be far away from"?
	6:41pm spodiodi: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 Robert De Niro would say it was nonsense
	6:42pm dale: ....and got v.d.
	6:42pm P-90: Is there an app for fake Covid test results?
	6:43pm sydniuß: ↳ P-90 @6:42 photoshop ✅
	6:45pm coelacanth∅: ↳ spodiodi @6:41 i don't understand but it's funny anyway!
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: The Bird Flew test came back positive.
	6:46pm dale: my wife got a week off for testing positive. after that they sent out a memo to employees stating if you test positive but feel well enough to come in, don't tell us you have covid.
	6:46pm sydniuß: ↳ spodiodi @6:41 Eh game awards where’s my cheque
	6:47pm joe taco: it's flue test, like on the chimney
	🚂 6:47pm I.M.Pufnstuff: I'm sick with a case of Nutty Yahoo.
	6:48pm sydniuß: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:47 you & me both, wanna catch up on these Lidsvilles?
	6:49pm coelacanth∅: drano should fix it
	6:50pm Al Garve: C'mon guys, I'm eating
	6:50pm sinkhole near my home: Diet is important for IBD and IBS.
	6:51pm sydniuß: ↳ sinkhole near my home @6:50 diet is important. bromated flour kills me, maybe you too.
	6:51pm dale: there should be a colitis support flag - red and brown stripes.
	6:51pm spodiodi: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:45 Robert De Niro tells jury that emotional abuse claims by ex-assistant are "nonsense" www.cbsnews.com...
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Colitis — the often-mispronounced word in that Eagles song.
	6:52pm Phillippe: do they check for colitis with a colitiscope?
	6:52pm beej: Some of these callers have call-itis.
	6:53pm coelacanth∅: haha...she has "a good cough"!
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:53 Nah, it could be "better"! ;)
	6:54pm Phillippe: "Sorry Sara, you're still gonna have to come in and make the iPhone batteries"
	6:54pm sydniuß: ↳ Phillippe @6:54 nooooooo
	6:54pm spodiodi: ↳ spodiodi @6:51 “Shame on you, Chase Robinson!” the actor shouted toward the plaintiff in a Manhattan federal courtroom filled with spectators as he was questioned by a lawyer for Graham Chase Robinson about the actor’s conduct. The inquiry that set him off was whether he ever audibly urinated while in a bathroom on a phone call with his assistant. “Give me a break with this stuff,” De Niro said toward the end of his second day of fielding questions from the lawyer, Andrew Macurdy. “You got us all here for this?”
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:52 In "Lyin' Colitis"? That's the correct word.
	6:55pm P-90: Does a “Ken and Andy on the Shelf Doll” have a combination of Ken’s and Andy’s features? Or does it have its own unique “look”?
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Phillippe @6:54 "And if you spread the contagion to those greedy running-dog American consumers, so much the better."
	6:55pm spodiodi: ↳ spodiodi @6:54 first link's story didn't include that last bit i pasted... that's what i was referring to
	6:56pm Phillippe: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:55 just lick the lightning port
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ sydniuß @6:48 My head is pounding and loud noises everywhere.
	6:58pm beej: I remember seeing the Mumps at CBGB back in the day...
	6:58pm spodiodi: i got my mom mums before
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: I could've called in sick Sunday. Took a wrong turn from Monty Hall and got into a lane for the Holland Tunnel. Took me to 3AM to get home. I was so sleepy the next day.
	6:58pm Phillippe: Thanks Julie! Good luck keeping that license!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Kens gonna get a ticket!
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: Julie - don't bring your B.S. to this N.! Thanks Ken, Andy, Julie, callers and commenters! Have a great night, everyone!
	6:59pm spodiodi: thanks Julie, Ken and Andy!
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy, Ken, and Julie!!!
	7:00pm Al Garve: ↳ beej @6:58 Shout out to Lance Loude
	7:00pm timinoak: love the image on the playlist!
	7:00pm Mump∅: Thanks y'all
	7:07pm timinoak: I would be bummed if Andy did retire from the show.
	7:07pm Beulah Fongula: One time I had total laryngitis and was lucky my job did not hang up on me when I called in sick.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 1, 2023

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