Good Morning Ken! I posted something dirty on yer FB.I hope it's not too risque.
9:07am
Guessing:
It's soft-porn playlist page week! w00T
9:07am
Ken:
Morning all! Yes, soft porn week! Great idea!
9:07am
Cheri Pi:
It's our lucky day, hubba hubba!!
9:11am
Ken:
How you all like the new Java Encrusted picture thingee??!
9:12am
-max-:
Loving the new pic set up, wish it didn't refresh to the top of the page each time though.
9:12am
randy in NC:
Cool, nicer that before!
9:13am
randy in NC:
err, *than*
9:13am
Parq:
The clown one is my favorite so far, plus this Aguayo track is nifty.
9:14am
Ken:
Yeah, the picture is not SUPPOSED to jump back to the top.. I hate that but it's a browser thang.
9:14am
Dan B From Upstate:
The pictures don't really appear any different (to me on IE7, at least), but if they're easier for you to work with, then bully for you! Plus: The pages do load faster, I guess. Minus: It still goes back to the top of the page every time it reloads.
9:15am
-max-:
Is that one of the Cancun airport Security Clowns you were telling us about?
9:15am
dc pat:
ah, naked ladies....
9:16am
Ken:
The way the pics enlarge SHOULD be different for you, Dan. At least for the pics (not the animations) that enlarge.
9:16am
John Wayne TSAcey:
Don't go through that creepy scanner, sweetcheeks! Just step into this compartment over here instead.
9:17am
Dan B From Upstate:
Oh, okay, I see. That works great, actually. Thanks for pointing that out, Ken.
9:17am
still b/p:
Slick 'n handy 'n and my page position stays put.
The jeans waist on the evil clown's friend is a story and a half higher than the common elevation today.
MM with M at the O on consecutive days!
9:18am
dc pat:
oh yeah, I like the javascript pic enlargement. cool.
9:18am
Skirkie:
Oh, I just remembered I photo shop job I wanted to make for you. Perhaps next week.
9:18am
northguineahills:
control machete de Monterrey!
Toy Selecta was in that group, no?
9:21am
dc pat:
ok, what is she then? Off white?
9:22am
Marmalade Kitty:
Control Machete Ladre El Desmandre.. this is cool stuff man! ;)
9:23am
Ken:
DC Pat, I believe the term you're fishing for is... Maroon.
9:23am
Cheri Pi:
Oh Carmichael!
9:24am
Brasileiro:
"Colocando Sal Nas Feridas" = "Getting Salt in the Wounds"
9:24am
Parq:
Dunno about anyone else, but when mine refreshes (Firefox on a Mac),it blips to the top and then back to the bottom. Ken, this whole set is superb.
9:25am
dc pat:
Ken: got it, thanks. .....LOOK AT ALL THOSE MERMAIDS!!!
9:26am
Bad Ronald:
Those feather flappers are freaking me out!
9:26am
still b/p:
Sonya Wilde on the upholstered half-shell:
http://tinyurl.com/3hs6rqv
9:28am
Elisa:
Naked ladies running with no WFMU shirt...wha...?
9:31am
dc pat:
oh Ken, I'm SURE you can find some more soft-porn if you try. C'mon folks help out Station Manager Ken!!!
9:32am
John:
,0,0,0,0,0,0,@
9:32am
other david:
I come for the music, I stay for the soft pornography
9:34am
Ken:
No. PLEASE do not help me find soft pornography. I can take care of that myself, thankyouverymuch.
9:34am
listener mark:
We hear and obey station manager Ken Freedman lord and master,... yadda yadda yadda
9:35am
Cecile:
Hola!
9:35am
Elisa:
welcome back Ken.
9:36am
Cecile:
Ken, you want more drag queen GIFs?
9:37am
Ken:
Thanks but no Cecile.. I am using one of those today but they were almost all too small.
9:38am
hamburger / london:
can we request some reverse cowgirl action?
9:38am
Ken:
Reverse Cowgirl Coming Right Up.
9:39am
Robert:
I know what "Salvese Quien Pueda" means because it's like "Sauve qui peut" in French, and it's interesting that it xlates so literally between those languages, but in English we have to render it like, "Everyone for hirself, escape if you can!"
9:40am
Cecile:
Really? I can find you some fan-made ones that are bigger.
I'm a huge fan of the Drag Race winner, Sutan Amrull (Raja), and the fuckyeahraja tumblr has some fun ones.
9:41am
Cecile:
Raja is like "what would happen if a CBNer or FMUer went into drag". She actualy did a high-fashion Yanomamo outfit. She's nuts.
9:42am
Cecile:
And she did a lip synch to Chaka Khan's "Through the Fire" where she came out in half-burned clothes. I love him/her.
The mermaid and other images open with Preview as stills. They animate on the playlist page. I'm wondering how they go from stills to animated cartoons or pictures.
9:55am
Cecile:
Aw! LaToya! Thanks, Ken.
9:56am
dc pat:
Yeah Thelm, animated gifs only work in browsers so, for instance, you can't email them to folks
9:58am
Neg-guh-tor:
Thelma they are animated by people in programs like Image Ready.
9:58am
Cheri Pi:
Oh Yes! Pron 4 tha blind!!!
9:58am
rst-wiley:
good morning listening, ken and reading listeners
9:59am
Andy Breckman:
Dear God!
9:59am
dc pat:
Prawn for the blind!! Hmmm...tastes the same
10:00am
Lizardner Dave:
I'm not sure "pizzani" is enough of a bleep of "penis"....
10:00am
Dan B From Upstate:
While that was great to listen to, there was a significant lack of "comma zero" in there.
10:00am
,0,0,0,0,0:
?
10:00am
hamburger / london:
:)
10:00am
Guessing:
Andy hasn't seen a nude female in many months.
10:00am
other david:
heh
10:01am
rst-wiley:
(and hey, did you see? the birthers got their certificate! Obama is a reeeal boy... I mean, a real American.)
10:01am
Thelma Blitz:
Thanks for the info. I wanted to e-mail those mermaids to someone. Great images today, as ever.
10:02am
Cecile:
As someone said on Twitter, "show me the placenta!"
This is beyond ridiculous.
10:03am
Twitter:
Now for his hermetically sealed college era information. That should be fascinating!
10:04am
BillyJam:
morning Ken - welcome back
10:05am
dc pat:
you can email them the link, like: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2011/04/27/gif_mermaids350.gif
10:06am
Double Zero:
Reverse Cowgirl
10:06am
Thelma Blitz:
Thanks. I have video capture software which would do it too.
10:07am
annie:
yep...
10:09am
Cecile:
hey, annie!
10:09am
Mariano:
Ken, so refreshing to hear you speak of your stonerness! Now I dont feel so alone...
10:09am
jojo:
artificial intelligence? slip andy some ridlin (sp?)
10:10am
annie:
hey cecile..!! i'm here for the duration, i guess....
10:10am
Dick Tionary:
ritalin
10:13am
Richard from Venezuela:
Royal Wedding sucks. The monarchy is full of human parasites.
10:13am
from paris:
I was listening to your show about the list of the best record stores in the world. As I did not listen live I could not call. I think this is the really best: Le Comptoir Marocain de Distribution de Disques. It is located in Casablanca (Morocco). Whoever goes to Casablanca should go!You can have a look at some pics here: http://talesfrombradistan.blogspot.com/2009/01/le-comptoir-marocain-de-distribution-de.html
10:13am
other david:
AI radio host? DJ3000 from the Simpsons: http://vimeo.com/18516240
10:14am
Cecile:
You have control of the radio?
10:15am
The Outer Kenneth:
We control the FM. We control the AM.
10:15am
Richard from Venezuela:
Thanks for play the venezuelan band Jóvenes y Sexys.
10:16am
Dan B From Upstate:
I... I think I love sigh. Definitely one of the strangest bands I've heard.
10:17am
The Outer Kenneth:
We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the rest of this shift, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
10:19am
The Residents:
Really? Stranger than us?
10:19am
dc pat:
Takeshi Tadatsu signs his work "TakeshiT"
10:19am
annie:
you talkin' to me, cecile..? if so, then yes, totally
10:20am
glenn:
is it just me, or does ken's comment board seem to have more posting under noms de plume than the other comment boards?
10:21am
glenn:
or noms de post, i suppose.
10:21am
Butthole Surfers:
Hey, don't forget us!
10:21am
Cecile:
I am! LOLOLOLOL!
glenn, I think bryce is 1st, but ken is close.
10:22am
Emile:
Just Favorited Sigh!
10:22am
paul:
did you happen to bring the Jimmy 45?
10:22am
Mariano:
@glenn: haha! Funny if it was all one person...
10:22am
Aaron:
what the hell is this
10:23am
Plume Blossom:
Nom nom nom!
10:23am
monica:
vision of love! now yer talkin'!
10:23am
glenn:
wow. an election in canada, and now mariah carey on wfmu. i really am in hell.
10:23am
pseu:
VISION OF LOVE - THANK YOU, KEN FOR HAVING THE CAJONES.
10:24am
Cecile:
The emancipation of Kenny
10:24am
Dick Tionary:
cojones.
10:24am
Robert:
We all know that next week both brownies will be "fake", and Ken will try to fool Andy, and Andy will pretend to be fooled.
10:24am
pseu:
IT'S CAJONES.
10:25am
mike g:
vision of love sort of made my morning. yikes.
10:25am
Aaron:
is this vision of love porn for the blind
10:25am
glenn:
you know, now that it's warming up. i bet that lawn chair with the balloons on it could actually get off the ground.
10:25am
Dick Tionary:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cojones
10:26am
Lizardner Dave:
Comma zero, colon backslash.
10:28am
hamburger / london:
coco jones: http://i51.tinypic.com/2h3okdh.jpg
10:29am
Kevin:
really good show today, thanks!
10:31am
BSI:
I had a colon backslash once. It was not pretty.
10:33am
Ken:
Colon Backslashes are actually quite pleasant, if administered by a Professional, for example, by a Reverse Cowgirl.
10:33am
tim:
Ken got his HighSlide!
10:34am
Ken:
Yes I did! Thank you Tim! Thanks for the Java Encrusted Picture Doo-Dad!
10:35am
Vivian:
What is this about brownies? I'm still waiting for Kens' Snickerdoodles..
10:35am
tim:
It's open source, I'm just the messenger. It works for anim gifs... as well as colon backslashes. Aaaaaaaahhh!
10:36am
Ken:
It works for animated gifs too??!!!
10:36am
listener mark:
Outstanding work today, brilliant.
10:37am
tim:
Yep.
10:37am
pseu:
RIGHT, KEN HAS WOODEN BOX DRUMS, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, DICK?
10:38am
Dick Tionary:
Just helping you be yourself, pseu :-*
10:41am
Carmichael:
Boy, did I tune in at the right time. Good morning, Kenneth, Alice, and listeners.
10:42am
Computer Pron:
Comma zero, comma zero, comma zero, reverse comma colon backslash cowgirl index dot html
10:46am
rst-wiley:
Celebrate the crap news. Prize and award time.
"Normally, I would not comment on something like this," says Obama. But he explains that, two weeks ago during the budget debate with Republicans in Congress, he found that the biggest news story was about his birth certificate.
"Today I'm very proud of myself because I've accomplished something that nobody else was able to accomplish," says Trump [..].
10:48am
Carmichael:
OK, Cheri Pi: Queen II, Sheer Heart Attack, and Night at the Opera all say at the bottom of the credits, "No Synthesizers!" Day at the Races proclaims, "No Synths!" The Game says, "This is the first appearance of a synthesizer on a Queen album, the Oberlein OD3."
I think I got the model # correct; I'm a little hungover.
10:49am
Vivian:
When will the media cease giving air time to Trump? I wish he would shut his pie hole.
10:50am
glenn:
or maybe he could declare bankruptcy again.
10:50am
Cheri Pi:
Good for you Carmichael! I'm a little hung over as well.
This is great info-I hope I can remember it all in order to solve last weekends drunken, Wikipedia-free argument.
10:52am
Mark:
How is Donald Trump gonna be President, he can't even get a restaurant built at Jones Beach
10:54am
Dan B From Upstate:
Fried ice cream is ultra delicious.
10:54am
Trump's hair:
We are control all your ballots.
10:54am
Happy Listener:
Ohaiyou Bakkayarou!
It's an Oberheim, Carmichael.
10:55am
pierre:
there you have a recipe Ken : http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/fried-ice-cream-recipe/index.html
10:55am
Vivian:
Not snickerdoodles but scotcharoos! Ken, where are my vegan scotcharoos? Did Trump raid my mailbox & take my scotcharoos?
10:56am
Carmichael:
If you don't have any Slim Pickens, Scatman Crothers may be a good sub.
10:56am
slim whitman:
i'm callin you, ken
10:57am
Ken:
You can excpectorate your Scotcheroos very sooon Vivian!
10:58am
Dickdong:
Slim Dusty - The Pub With No Beer - I have it in my 78's collection
10:58am
Carmichael:
Thanks, Happy!
10:59am
Frank Ifield:
I called him first.
10:59am
tony:
"somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shit load of dimes" - slim pickens
10:59am
Happy Listener:
No problem, I love the sound of an Oberheim.
On another note, I got my swag today - thank you, Winged Monkeys!
10:59am
Vivian:
Fantastic Ken! Just keep it under your lid, I don't want Trump or his henchman Palin lurking around my mailbox.
11:00am
Lauren Bacall:
Bogie called me Slim in To Have and Have Not. I was nineteen.
11:01am
Frank Ifield:
Actually, I remembered him first. Sorry Slim.
11:01am
Happy Listener:
The image for the Springfields suggests an ancestor for Sonic the Hedgehog, I think.
11:02am
Carmichael:
"Listen to me, Mr. Hiney Kraut. I met your kind in WW2, and we kicked the SHIT out of ya!"
-- Slim Pickens
11:03am
seang:
just heard Bongo Joe for the first time--blew my mind!
11:05am
Dickdong:
seang - you're no longer an innocent little doggie.
11:08am
Dick Tionary:
I spy with my little eye: golden showers allusion.
11:10am
Trump's Hair:
I meant: All your ballot are belong to us.
11:12am
Dickdong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQkMpAtzrM
11:12am
Mark Watkins:
Hi Ken
Really enjoying the show - listening here in the UK (on line). Good to hear the Flying Lizards, Wire, Just Water and more! Cool!
11:14am
Ken:
Thanks Mark Watkins!
11:15am
Carmichael:
Boy, not only soft porn today but some lesbo action in the Puffy gif.
You're hitting on all cylinders today, Ken!
11:16am
seang:
FMU is my anti-depressant
11:18am
BSI:
FMU is my anti-perspirant.
11:18am
BSI:
...and sometimes, on good days, my perspirant.
11:18am
Lizardner Dave:
FMU is my comma zero, comma zero, colon backslash.
11:20am
Aaron:
PONYTAIL!!!!
11:21am
pierre:
FMU is my proof !
11:24am
Mike:
FMU is my MFU.
11:24am
Carmichael:
FMU is my grain alcohol.
11:25am
-Bronwyn C.:
Birthers still not satisfied, demanding b. cert be examined by Scientists and Experts!
11:25am
pierre:
Ken is my first ever listen show on fmu
11:27am
-max-:
Welcome Pierre! So glad you found us.
11:27am
pierre:
envie de Ken (?) anyone ?
11:28am
piaf:
kenvie. la vie en ken.
11:28am
pierre:
Hi maw, well i meant not right now, i've been listening now since 2009
11:29am
Mike:
@Bronwyn: the Birth Certificate is a fake, but I know what really happened. Clearly, Obama was conceived and born in space. That's why everyone is so hush hush about the sex-in-space issue.
11:30am
pierre:
"Ken" is "Nique" in reverse french slang, and that means "sexual intercourse" so it is always soft porn here.
11:30am
Barry:
I was born in orbit around Uranus! What's that name of the Attendant? Smilau? Smilar? Smilan? What?
11:30am
Carmichael:
<knock, knock>
- Who is it?
- Pepperoni pizza! Here's the pizza. <zipppp> And here's the pepperoni!!
Actual soft porn dialogue.
11:31am
Robert:
This reader sounds blase.
11:31am
Elisa:
God just hates Berlusconi...he loves everyone else.
I sent you my photo from Italia with WFMU t-shirt...no naked photos today.
11:31am
Melissa Drifting:
I'm glad I still get to listen to porn while I'm at work!
11:31am
thesein:
I love his bored inflection and sighs...
11:33am
kczmrk:
Ken, I love you - you made my day. <3
This is so nasty, so nasty
11:33am
Elisa:
Wow the pizza is so...cheesy.
11:33am
Carmichael:
Awesome White Plains cover!! This guy rules!
11:34am
Cheri Pi:
Is it me, or does the pron reader sound a little judgy? I noticed some condescending sighs here and there. If this is a non- profit Org I feel like the readers should use a dispassionate, informative voice. Just the facts please.
11:35am
Birthers:
Never knew his mom's name was Stanley. Whassup Widdat?
11:35am
monica:
on the street where you live! now yer talkin'!
11:35am
rst-wiley:
Scripts to computerized voice. Oo[]ah.
11:35am
-Bronwyn C.:
I love the woman who reads for Porn for the Blind and puts in little asides—"She has a pierced belly button, so that's fancy."
11:36am
Robert:
You made up that title, didn't you?
11:36am
Nazi:
He izz not singing no pizza, schtopp ziss farsss!
11:37am
Robert:
You're not allowed to mash up the titles unless you mash up the music. Them's the rules.
11:38am
Ken:
Take your complaints to Rex Dildo, Beeyatches.
11:38am
Elisa:
Don't stop f★cks? Why would you want to stop them here??
11:39am
Ken:
The government makes it illegal for us to play Fuck on the radio Elisa! Buckets of chicken and Rex Dildo are fine though. Go figure!
11:40am
Carmichael:
Ken, Barry Manilow? Playing awful music is not the same as playing bad music.
11:40am
paul:
awesome
11:40am
Government:
Psst, on the downlow. We LUVVVVVVVV dildos.
11:41am
Elisa:
I see...LOL!!
11:41am
Cecile:
I miss jingles.
11:41am
Porn-blind:
Oh come now! I LOVE the Manilow medley!!!
Did Manilow write these or something???
11:41am
Skirkie:
You ever get the Luca Brasi at Luca Brasi's? It's a tuna sub.
11:41am
Lizardner Dave:
It's Barry's jingles Carmichael, which coupled with the fact that WFMU is non-commercial makes it doubly ironic, and double irony cancels out making it non-ironic and therefore OK to play.
11:42am
Government:
@Lizardner Dave: I just got really dizzy.
11:42am
Marmalade Kitty:
commercial Scum!!!!!!!!
11:43am
efd:
Carmichael, if I may - "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes" was by Edison Lighthouse. White Plains' one hit was "My Baby Loves Lovin'."
11:43am
Cecile:
PB: Manilow either wrote the melodies and/'or sang them.
11:43am
Government:
efd, resident year 1970 expert.
11:43am
Scratcher SunTerrace:
Life on the down low leads to Manilow.
11:43am
Ken:
Thank you for explaining the rules, Lizardner Dave.
11:43am
Lizardner Dave:
Comma zero.
11:44am
Dan B From Upstate:
I dont' know if I deserve a break today...
11:44am
efd:
although Tony Burrows was singing both, so the confusion is understandable.
11:45am
Lizardner Dave:
His name is Luca.
11:46am
-Bronwyn C.:
Listener Dan B. from Upstate! Thank you for adopting the Listener Dan B. from Upstate Thunk Tank!
11:46am
Suzanne:
"My name is Luca,
I sleep in a fishy bed."
11:47am
24 days left:
Ken, have you heard about the end of the world?
familyradio.com
11:48am
Dan B From Upstate:
Bronwyn C, thank you to you and Jay for the marvelous show. I'm a podcast listener, so I don't get to participate, but I love listening regardless!
11:48am
Government:
@24 days: Thanks for solving that budget issue. I really couldn't figure ANYTHING out.
11:49am
Ike:
Barry Manilow needs to be devoured by flesh-eating bacteria.
11:50am
Trite Sports Announcer:
*THAT"S* gotta hurt.
11:50am
Scratcher SunTerrace:
Is there such a thing as fluff-eating bacteria?
11:51am
Elisa:
Unfortunately, I have to before the show ends...have a good one Ken and WFMU listeners.....Ciao.
11:51am
Carmichael:
Thanks Lizardner and efd, I'm hungover, grouchy and loaded with work. And I'm an English major, so the irony cancellation formula is totally lost on me. As is the Tony Burrows 60s group separation theorem.
But I have the Joey Levine musical string theory nailed. Go figure.
11:51am
Ken:
Yes, what's the date for the end of the world again?
11:51am
Cecile:
I think there are way more people who deserve that death than mild old Bazza.a
11:52am
Dan B From Upstate:
...Oh... *snap* it around. I'm glad I read that before saying something out loud.
11:52am
Brian in UK:
Was 'When You are a King' not a hit in the US for White Plains? This is going downwards fast!
11:52am
Skirkie:
May 21, there,s a billboard on the South Wing Viaduct. I'm gonna get together and drink with my fellow heathens.