Goodbye, Testicles: Ken's show

Listener comments!

9:00am Honey Water:

Hi, Ken! Did Andy get home safe last Wednesday?

9:01am Cheri Pi:

According to my clock JA had 10 more seconds...

9:02am F❥F❥ (:

hola ken and peoples of the interwebs!!

♥ 9:03am Ken:

Hi everybody, Yes HW - andy made it home in one piece, and was then anally raped.

9:03am Dan B From Upstate:

Bob. Bob had bitch tits.

9:03am thedunkel:

Morning Ken! Morning Robert Paulsen!

9:03am Honey Water:

Oh, well, OK in that case.

9:04am Vicki:

herro

♥ 9:04am Sem Chumbo:

He's got the beat!

9:04am Yair Yona:

Hey Ken , hi everyone

9:04am The GB Kid:

Morning Ken. Good morning everyone.

9:04am Honey Water:

Love the thrilling trilling.

9:07am maja:

on the dot over here, throw that clock away CP yes that thrilling all great a huge star

9:08am Honey Water:

@maja: Yep, on the dot. Rushed home with laundry to catch the first minutes. :)

9:09am F❥F❥ (:

Just in case this is my non-request of the day: Meatloaf

9:09am common:

ah, music about hate in the morn. nice!

♥ 9:10am Brian C.:

Ken, Thanks for the monks cover. I just finished reading bassist Eddie's book last night. Uberbeat!

9:10am Honey Water:

Bagpipes! The finest of rock instruments.

♥ 9:10am jmd:

Was Andy assaulted before or after the reasonably priced meal?

9:10am Bad Ronald:

Good Morning! Based on the first entry, today's will be another GIFtastic programme!

♥ 9:10am Agony Bag Lover:

Where's my sporran?

9:12am glenn:

it's amazing how many anagrams there are for anally raped.

9:12am F❥F❥ (:

Honey Water! I didn't recognised you.

♥ 9:13am tim from champaign:

How about some Rufus Harley, Ken?

9:13am Honey Water:

@F❥F❥ (: Gotta change it up once in a while, which you should know better than anyone. :)

♥ 9:14am Agony Bag Lover:

I am sure my chanter is with my sporran.

9:14am F❥F❥ (:

If this song is way before its time...Does that means that in the future we would be listening to more bagpipe rock ? D:

9:15am Honey Water:

Speaking of avatars, my, my maja, you like boats! And jmd, perfect for the morning (which it is on this side of the pond).

9:16am Honey Water:

A sea and a sky of hands.

9:16am still b/p:

The skirly bird ge's the tasty tartan worm, aye.

9:16am hamburger:

not sure what is worse, this hippy noise, or the wailing cries of andy while he was penetrated on that fateful evening

♥ 9:17am You're soaking in it.:

Thanks for the show of hands, Ken.

9:17am Honey Water:

@hamburger: You really think Andy was squealing? I'm not so sure.

9:18am Bad Ronald:

"The Summer Funeral" according to Wiki...

9:19am maja:

ahoy honey water yes indeed i couldn't got those woods uploaded, i'll try later

9:19am Honey Water:

This seems like "ideal" sounds for working out so, back in a bit people. Don't be *too* witty until I return. ;)

9:21am hamburger:

@Honey Water: Wouldn't doubt it

9:21am seang:

we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time

9:22am berlusconi's nose:

man, that Frankenstein clip is awesome!

9:23am david:

summer funeral, ken.

9:23am F❥F❥ (:

Don't worry, Honey Water. I promise you I wont be witty until you come back..or even ever after.

9:24am CW Cyrus:

Hello, Ken.

♥ 9:24am Ken:

Thanks for the title of the Sigh song! I love you guys and gals.

9:24am Dan B From Upstate:

Yes! How slow is now!

9:25am F❥F❥ (:

SIGH - SCENES FROM HELL

5. The Summer Funeral (7:08)

9:26am Bad Ronald:

Thanks for the Heroin/Pussy/tATu/Smiths GIF - I Love You!

9:26am F❥F❥ (:

Bad Ronald was Good Ronald, that is, he got it right from the wiki!

9:26am sundogmoonbow:

wow it's augmentation

9:27am Bad Ronald:

@F❥F❥ (: - Those moments are few and far between!

9:27am F❥F❥ (:

Ken,

Did you finally watched the T.A.Tu movie?

♥ 9:28am Ken:

That Heroin Pussy GIF is by Valentin from Belgrade of gifmovie.tumblr.com, the greatest living GIF maker on the planet.

♥ 9:28am Ken:

f0f0, I received the tATu movie but I am scared to watch it alone!

9:29am Bad Ronald:

God's Gift to GIFs!

9:30am sundogmoonbow:

מָגֵן דָּוִד

9:33am F❥F❥ (:

Watch it with the lights on, Ken, and make sure you drink a bottle vodka to get some courage before.

9:33am Cory:

This is the perfect song to hear as I started the feed

9:33am Dogtooth:

Jesus Son

9:34am Bad Ronald:

Woo Weed and Baba Wawa: jumpshare.com...

9:36am the glowing one:

"Ok, let's talk about..."

9:37am northguineahills:

Damn, I miss my Bill Cosby Talks about Drugs record, makes kids want to take drugs......

♥ 9:38am Webhamster Henry:

Go Cos! Cosby has some dialogs on the great "Guides to Growing Up" by Horace Silver. Sorry I didn't post the whole thing on 365 Days, but "Accepting Responsibility" is available there.

9:38am northguineahills:

FTR, That Cosby remix is barely remixed, that's how it sounds on the record.

9:38am Bad Ronald:

www.hulu.com...

9:39am Cory:

I can make $15 for having sex? Is that USD?

♥ 9:39am listener james from westwood:

this DJ Female Convict Scorpion cut seems to be fmu's latest crossover hit!

9:39am the glowing one:

Yeah, 100 bucks is a much more reasonable price.

9:39am F❥F❥ (:

We just need BSI to complete the hallucinogenous combo (music, gifs and comment section).

9:40am still b/p:

It's Zsa Zsa Gabor's, Axl Rose's and Rick Astley's birthday today. Don't let Cos plan the party.

9:40am People Like Us:

that's Shirley Collins

9:41am KP:

This has already made my day.

9:42am F❥F❥ (:

Shirley Collins, the Space Girl?! Wow.

9:43am BSI:

Do this bus connect to 16th Street or i gotta wait for next one?

♥ 9:43am listener james from westwood:

they visited our school w/ the drug suitcase too. it made me wonder if all drug dealers traveled with these wares cases, neatly segmented like 19th-century surgical tools in their velvet-lined compartments.

9:44am F❥F❥ (:

BSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:44am other eddie:

that's a helluva guilty pleasure confession from miss virginia. i'm left wondering what her joy division ritual could possibly be

9:44am northguineahills:

Yep, I got the drug suitcase DARE thingy in the 80s.

♥ 9:45am Webhamster Henry:

I thought "Finding Tatoo" was this movie: www.imdb.com...

9:49am F❥F❥ (:

I actually think "Finding t.A.T.u" is a good flick, I mean in an European, but not Holywood, sort of way.

♥ 9:49am Ricardo Montalban:

I thought finding Tatu was about Herve Villachez

9:49am BSI:

What it is, F❥F❥...! And all the ships what see!

9:51am Bad Ronald:

That is a fantastic Brian Wilson picture!

9:53am the glowing one:

BE HAPPY!

9:54am The GB Kid:

Thanks Ken, now I'm going to have the opening to Help Me Rhonda in my ear all day.

♥ 9:54am Ken:

This clip demonstrates that Brian Wilson was really very sane, considering...

9:55am still b/p:

I can do a fair impression of Herve. I'm sure there's a position out there that requires that capability and which will be the fulfilling and handsomely paid new job I need.

9:55am asheville Jon:

interesting to hear this. i worked on some cars for Al Jardine a few years ago.

9:56am Michael:

Yea, Murry was the talented Wilson.

9:57am Dan B From Upstate:

Is this the genesis of Brian Wilson's psychosis?

♥ 9:57am Stevel:

"I'm a genius too, let's go." Yipes.

♥ 9:58am Webhamster Henry:

This is excellent - almost ad good as the Drunken Judy Garland tapes.

♥ 9:59am Ken:

Yes, Murry is the reason why... Murry used to take out his glass eye and make Brian stare into the empty socket. That was when he didnt feel like making Brian take a dump in the middle of the kitchen floor in front of the entire family.

10:00am other eddie:

down HILL! I'm sorry.

10:00am F❥F❥ (:

This is better than the song.

10:01am Honey Water:

Ah, back and refreshed. This is great.

10:02am giselle:

sing from your heart

10:02am still b/p:

Murry emanates the goodest vibrations.

10:03am other eddie:

many moods

10:03am Honey Water:

I wonder if Rose took his handle from my axolotl avatar.

10:04am Mark S:

The classic remains the Buddy Rich bus tapes:

www.youtube.com...

10:04am BSI:

and that's the magic of Can. Playable at any speed. Mother Sky at 16rpm is a treat.

10:05am Honey Water:

The night has a thousand eyes.

♥ 10:06am Ken:

Mark S, the Buddy Rich tapes are totally filthy - gloriously so but unplayable on radio - is there an edited version anywhere?

10:08am das:

Ilikethissongkthxbye

10:08am Honey Water:

Bale's and Baldwin's rants are exceptionally tame compared with Buddy's.

10:08am F❥F❥ (:

We Are the World, We are the Children....

Anyone heard the news/watched the video?

10:08am Bad Ronald:

Paul Anka is quite eloquent in his "Guys get shirts" rant as well...

♥ 10:09am Stevel:

Knew a guy who played trumpet with Buddy Rich for a year or less. In the middle of a show, in a high school gym, Rich could often be heard over the entire band--"MOTHERFUCKING TRUMPETS. GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BEAT!!!

♥ 10:09am Caryn:

Hello all! And Brian Wilson looks disturbingly like Alan Ruck in that picture.

10:09am Mark S:

Not to knowledge, if they were cleaned up they wouldn't be the same

10:10am Lucy:

Hey Ken! This reminds me, I had a dream about calling into your show the other night that involved huge pet bugs wearing utility vests, a cyborg dog that turned my sister's Brian Wilson poster to bologna, and a mantra about not being able to drive up ones's butthole.

♥ 10:12am listener james from westwood:

the eggs say: murmurmurmurmurmurmurmmur

10:12am Lucy:

You were intercepting people's normal phone calls to others, forcing them to talk on WFMU.

10:13am BSI:

Lucy, that totally beats mine: recent dream involved running into Dave Brock (of Hawkwind) in the grocery store. My wife starts screaming at him "THE BEATLES SUCKED!" -- Somewhat mortified by this, I ran to the produce area & started building pyramids out of loose asparagus.

10:14am Mark S:

There's a story about how after Buddy's death one of the musicians from his band started calling his widow once a month and asking for Buddy. She would tell him that Buddy was dead. After this happened several times she finally said "You keep calling and asking for Buddy and keep telling you he passed away, why" and the musician responded that he just liked hearing it.

10:15am Jeff:

I never realized the Beach Boys were produced by Dennis Farina.

10:16am Honey Water:

I see Ken's voice coming out of the eggs.

10:17am F❥F❥ (:

Lucy, BSI

A match made in lsd-heaven

10:17am Lucy:

BSI, asparagus pyramids is equally awesome!

10:18am BSI:

HAH! In my case it was a rare dream thing since I very seldom remember these things once awake...

♥ 10:18am Caryn:

Oh look, our little musical prodigy.

10:18am the glowing one:

reminds me of Gang Gang Dance

10:18am Honey Water:

Here's an apt photo to go with this. It's another 8-yr. old Finnish boy in a band: www.wfmu.org...

10:20am Vicki:

this person should do something with gwilly edmondez, who you should of course play next

♥ 10:20am Caryn:

I've had 5 very memorable dreams in my life. The most memorable is the one that involved the Viet Kong, a roller coaster with sofas for carriages, all plants on Earth becoming sentient killers, and their giant leader eating a bunch of people in NY, including the Pythons.

10:21am mauri:

aaa skronklee nice

♥ 10:21am Caryn:

@HW: that guy in the middle looks very familiar... now I'm wondering if he grew up to be famous

10:21am ice in bklyn:

Ha! iProdigy..

10:22am βrian:

Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?

10:22am fred von helsing:

ihanaaaa

10:22am Honey Water:

Heh, yeah, he grew up to famously become my husband! :)

10:22am F❥F❥ (:

Caryn,

Who is that musical prodigy? I am interested. Finland has this awesome set of prodigies: MA Numinem, Elakaleiset, and Marko, the guy with the coolest hairdo ever that lives alone in a remote cabin with his vast collection of VCRs)

10:24am Honey Water:

@Caryn: (And, no, NOT the same-named Juha Tapio of infamy ;)

10:25am Lucy:

The best dream I had was about the devil tricking me into pressing the button that ended the world.

♥ 10:25am Caryn:

www.tinymixtapes.com...

♥ 10:26am Caryn:

That link was for you, F❥F❥ (: , but it kept coming out wrong if I put any other text in the posting.

10:26am Sometimes Jasmine:

I'm ready to say cheese...

10:26am asheville Jon:

YAY! Dr. BOOTYGRABBER!!!!!!!!

10:26am βrian:

Dr. BG!

10:26am The GB Kid:

does the good doctor make house calls?

♥ 10:27am Ken:

Poor Dr Bootygrabber. I feel so guilty.

10:27am F❥F❥ (:

What?! 7 years old and already recorded an album? And he wears a mexican wrestler mask on the cover of it?!

10:28am Sometimes Jasmine:

I think you're making the doc proud.

10:28am Honey Water:

Thanks for the link, Caryn. Just sent it off to Philo.

10:28am The GB Kid:

an entire semester of medical school is based around the jiggle-test

10:29am Honey Water:

@Ken: So I gather there's a story about the cat? Did you lose him or ??

10:29am Bad Ronald:

You neutered the Good Doctor? Rub some heroin on the stitches.

♥ 10:29am Ken:

No. Dr Bootygrabber is recovering nicely. I did what had to be done.

♥ 10:30am Caryn:

F❥F❥ (: yep. Our kids occasionally do these things. Like the band of 14- and 15-year-olds who are the only band in the world ever to get a particular Iron Maiden member to play on stage with them.

10:30am Honey Water:

OK, yes, you made it graphically clear. :)

10:30am Mark S:

"Good-bye Testicles" is probably a clue about what happened to Dr Bootygrabber

10:31am Cory:

lol, my cat is named The Doctor and is neutered

10:31am Honey Water:

I imagine that miguel make him less of a mouser though.

10:32am F❥F❥ (:

Cory Doctorow,

is that you ? o.O

10:34am glenn:

hey honey, if you're really planning on moving -news.nationalpost.com...

♥ 10:35am Caryn:

Apparently, Eeliks:en's favourite acts include Beatles, AC/DC, Beastie Boys, KISS, Rolling Stones, old-school Alvin and the Chipmunks and Prodigy. He learned to read at age 3, and goes to both primary school and art school. Oy.

10:36am Jon:

Get another male cat!

10:36am Mark S:

He was looking for Mama's nipple!

10:36am Bad Ronald:

Best cat testicle story I've heard all day!

10:37am Honey Water:

@glenn: Not sure if it's the exact same thing, but I saw at least a very similar community described on a bit of the Daily Show. The contradictions between the conservative philosophy and the communistic elements of the planned village were humorously detailed.

10:38am Dave B:

Good evening Ken and listeners. The 128k stream is flowing as smooth as the Chang beers here in Phuket

10:38am andymorphic:

cats are not dogs. they know not to hump out of their species

10:39am Honey Water:

Yeah, the story is suspicious. Probably was another sort of behavior, Ken, like he was weened too early or something?

10:40am Honey Water:

Those are some horny seahorses.

10:42am F❥F❥ (:

They say that when all you have is a hammer, Honey Water, everything looks like nail.

10:43am Honey Water:

And I meant weAned, sigh.

10:45am Honey Water:

But it's important to neuter your pets IAE. What he would have done was spray your house as his territory. That's an unpleasant odor.

10:49am Lucy:

Double-U is really just a visual description anyway. Doesn't show you how to use the letter at all.

10:52am F❥F❥ (:

It should be pronounced "U-U"

So you would say: Uuhat ?

10:53am Honey Water:

Red dog or fox?

10:54am F❥F❥ (:

Punk'd Alert! I think Bondage is punking us! He sounds Spanish not Peruvian.

♥ 10:56am Mike East:

I say fox. Lucie was almost named Foxy, btw. Morning, all.

10:56am BSI:

Speaking of Can, has anybody heard that Cyclopean EP yet? (Liebezeit & Schmidt, with two other blokes)

♥ 10:56am Caryn:

BTW, HW, you can tell Philo that as a little boy, he looked like a Finnish newsreader whose name escapes me.

10:58am Honey Water:

@Mike: I'm glad Lucie won out. :)

@Caryn: You can probably tell him yourself on 7SD tonight. :)

11:01am Honey Water:

Are those kitties finger snapping?

♥ 11:02am Mike East:

that tatu covering the Smiths, stretched, made my morning, Ken

♥ 11:02am Caryn:

The kitties are getting ready to reenact a West Side Story dance routine. Now they're just the Jets, hanging out, snapping their fingers.

11:02am Listening Out There:

"Seedy players"?

♥ 11:04am Caryn:

Lucie and Foxy? How come that makes me think of Lucius Fox...

11:04am achim:

whats that song in the background, its on the top of my tongue, but i cant remember

11:04am Lucy:

Hip cats or spanging hobos?

11:04am Bad Ronald:

"Easy Action"!

11:04am achim:

ahhh spiders, there it is

11:06am Honey Water:

More ass of sound in Ken's shows always.

♥ 11:08am Mike East:

he is my favorite batman character, Caryn

11:09am Listening Out There:

...why am I suddenly hungry?

11:09am βrian:

Please pass the chitin.

11:09am Sam:

Take some bath salts before you chow down on your own skin, you'll enjoy it much more.

11:10am Honey Water:

Bet the lizard skin tastes like pork cracklings.

11:12am glenn:

more cat news. news.nationalpost.com...

11:13am sundogmoonbow:

hoppy kamiyama!!!!

11:13am robyn:

has anyone compiled ken's satanic murmurings in the past

11:14am Honey Water:

Thanks, glenn. And it's a fact cats don't iron, and neither does HW.

11:15am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth and everyone. Just got back up from a flu smackdown. Better living through daily drug use, I say.

11:16am Honey Water:

Glad you've recuperated, Carm.

♥ 11:19am Ken:

I dont know about you all but I cant wait for Meat Loaf's Manboob to get the hell outa my face.

♥ 11:20am Stevel:

Stubby-dancing-girl gif is waaaaay to well timed.

11:20am Honey Water:

I figured his name tag was missing an "o."

♥ 11:22am Caryn:

Apparently, Meat Loaf is claustrophobic, so never ride on the Elevator of Death with him, Ken, or you'll have that manboob in your face as Meat Loaf gets shrieky and panicky and starts flailing around.

11:22am Listening Out There:

...or maybe the name tag was missing an "L"?

11:23am seang:

NICE

11:23am BSI:

Speaking of ken's past murmurings, when the hell was that colonoscopy a couple of years back? I meant to sample some of that. There was a golden line or two worthy of appropriation... At this point it would be total needle-in-haystack time poking thru the archives...

11:24am Honey Water:

@glenn: I bet no family ever fought over the iron icon but bet there will be fights for the cat icon.

11:24am seang:

#1 HIT

11:24am ?:

lookin at that talking egg and listening to this Csermanek Lakotelep

11:24am BSI:

CLASSIC!

♥ 11:25am Caryn:

Considering the second B is also capitalised, maybe the name tag is missing a Y? BYOB at Robert Paulsen's party!

♥ 11:26am Mike East:

ken, how come I can't favorite anything on JM in the AM?

11:26am BSI:

ah, just played with the advanced playlist search, I think I've found it...

11:27am Roberto:

Drugs drugs drugs indeed. Roberto riding the Adderall train today...

♥ 11:27am Ken:

Mike, I can think of many answers to that question but the main one is: Kenzo is a very smart man.

♥ 11:28am Mike East:

fair enough

11:29am Bad Ronald:

Social Media News Flash: Andy Breckman just came out of the closet on Facebook.

♥ 11:30am Mike East:

Nachum keeps playing this song that my wife loves

♥ 11:30am Caryn:

Second Fellini picture of the day. Ken's gone all art house European!

11:31am seang:

that woman looks like a thin Divine

♥ 11:31am Caryn:

@seang: that's Sandra Milo, and I know what you mean :)

11:33am F❥F❥ (:

I'm starting to think Caryn is a bot, an artificial human search engine.

♥ 11:34am Mike East:

8 1/2, right, Caryn? The first one Satyricon?

11:36am F❥F❥ (:

mike east,

you need to run a query

http://caryn.com/search?q=are+the+gifs+in+todays+playlists+from+fellini+if+so+which+movies

♥ 11:36am Caryn:

@Mike: yep. As for Sandra Milo, I loved her most in "Giulietta degli spiriti".

11:37am F❥F❥ (:

About 1 results (0.60 seconds)

11:37am Neg-guh-tor:

This sing is dirty.

11:38am Neg-guh-tor:

Song

♥ 11:38am Mike East:

@Caryn: Thanks for the recommend...I haven't seen that one.

11:38am seang:

that kangaroo is stoned out of his or her gourd

♥ 11:39am Caryn:

Sandra Milo with Giulietta Masina in "Gds": www.imdb.com...

11:40am Honey Water:

"Juliet of the Spirits" is at the top of my Fellini films.

11:40am F❥F❥ (:

Amarcord peoples! That's his best film! <3

11:41am Carmichael:

Get off the pizza boxes so Ken can feed you pizza.

11:41am fleep:

I'm partial to The Clowns

11:42am Vicki:

weather pattern

11:42am mr.no:

can you post that email address?

♥ 11:43am Ken:

I love me that Fellini guy. Not sure which is my fave though, maybe La Dolce Vita or Juliet of the Spirits.

11:43am Honey Water:

What an adorable .gif.

♥ 11:43am Station Mgr Ken:

That address for MySQL help is andrea at freemusicarchive dot org

11:43am Jennique:

That kangaroo reminds me of Stephen Colbert imitating a deer after the deer antler spray doping controversy. www.colbertnewshub.com...

♥ 11:45am Caryn:

Poor chameleon, trying to climb up to no avail... but still managing to look cute as heck!

11:46am Honey Water:

I saw that ep, Jennique. He does that very well. :)

11:48am Honey Water:

On Sunday we'll enter into the Year of the Snake.

♥ 11:48am Caryn:

I'm glad that whoever made this gif used the old cover and not the new one. Paul gets to keep his cigarette!

11:49am glenn:

hmmmm. i'm a rat. i don't think i'm going to like the year of the snake.

11:49am Jennique:

The itsy bitsy chameleon climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the chameleon out,
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
and the itsy bitsy chameleon climbed up the spout again.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

♥ 11:50am Caryn:

I still remember getting introduced to Fellini: I was 9 or 10 and they had a whole season of Fellini movies on tv. Watched them all, fell in love.

♥ 11:52am Webhamster Henry:

I hope you folks check out KBC's Bitslap podcast, now featuring Spike Jones.

11:54am Honey Water:

Say, Ken, thanks for the fun!

11:55am F❥F❥ (:

Are all the kids in Finland prodigies? When I was 9 I was still a rugrat.

♥ 11:58am Caryn:

F❥F❥ (: oh please, I'm still a rugrat! But I think it's safe to say my musical, cinematic and literary tastes were a bit different from some of my classmates'.

♥ 11:58am Caryn:

Which might explain how I've ended up a WFMU fan.

11:59am F❥F❥ (:

Thanks ken and peoples, loads of justified joys I received from you today!

♥ 11:59am Ken:

Bye everybody!!

12:00pm F❥F❥ (:

a prodigimagician rugrat, Caryn, that is.

9:55pm rstawhilago:

How's this for an idea: don't differentiate the logged-in playlist name from the non-logged in name. F❥F❥ was a cinch to track!