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Playlist for 18 December 2013 Options | Me? I want a hula-hoop.

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Artist Song Album Label Comments New Approx. start time
Dennis James  Quintet For Glass and Strings by Eister   Options Cristal - Glass Music Through The Ages  Sony Classical 
 
   
Khan  Karavi Karavaki   Options New German Ethnic Music (V/A)  Karaoke Kalk 
 
*   0:08:58 (Pop‑up)
Krzysztof Komeda  Main Title   Options Rosemary's Baby (soundtrack)  Power Brothers Records 
 
  0:12:31 (Pop‑up)
Bob Dylan  Hark the Heralds Angels Sing   Options Christmas In the Heart  Columbia 
 
  0:14:39 (Pop‑up)
Jaap Blonk  Glasslass   Options Flux de Bouche  Staalplaat      0:16:51 (Pop‑up)
 
Like a Team  The Lonely Sea   Options Like a Team  No Label 
 
  0:26:37 (Pop‑up)
The Beach Boys & Murry Wilson  Help me Rhonda Sessions   Options No Album  No Label 
 
  0:29:23 (Pop‑up)
Chipmunks  The Christmas Song Slowed Down   Options No Album  No Label 
 
  0:40:42 (Pop‑up)
Vince Guaradli and R Kelly  Muabennat O   Options No Album  No Label 
 
  0:47:07 (Pop‑up)
Wing  It Came Upon a Midnight Clear   Options Everyone Sings Carols With Wing  No Label 
 
  0:51:52 (Pop‑up)
Krzysztof Komeda  Rosemary's Baby (Main Title)   Options Rosemary's Baby/The Fearless Vampire Killers  Power Brothers Records 
 
  0:54:31 (Pop‑up)
Dif Juz  Re   Options Soundpool  4AD 
 
  0:56:59 (Pop‑up)
 
Devo  Swelling Itching Brain   Options E-Z Listening Disc  Rykodisc 
 
  1:07:35 (Pop‑up)
Torrie Zito  Mobile 21   Options Barry 7's Connectors  Lo 
 
  1:11:41 (Pop‑up)
People Like Us  Eve of Sunshine   Options Don't Think Right, It's All Twice  Cutting Hedge 
 
  1:14:04 (Pop‑up)
Alvarius B & Cerberous Shoal  Ding   Options The Vim & Vigour of Alvarius B & Cerberus Shoal  North East Indie      1:20:47 (Pop‑up)
Frankie Valli  Can't Take My Eyes Off You   Options The Very Best of Frankie Valli  MCA Records 
 
  1:40:50 (Pop‑up)
 
The Waitresses  Christmas Wrapping   Options A Christmas Record  Ze Records 
 
  1:57:20 (Pop‑up)
Kids of CPH  Christmas Medley   Options No Album  No Label 
 
  2:02:08 (Pop‑up)
Culturcide  Depressed Christmas   Options Illegal Art Christmas Sampler  Illegal Art 
 
  2:04:53 (Pop‑up)
 
Omo  Konig   Options Premix  D-Verso 
 
  2:13:20 (Pop‑up)
The Be Happy Singers  Balls!   Options Balls are Fun  Balls Records and Tapes  `
 
  2:16:59 (Pop‑up)
Khlam  Snow   Options Sverkh Novy Hund Sverkh Russkie  United Sound Art Russia 
 
  2:19:41 (Pop‑up)
The Slew  Robbin Banks (Doin' Time)   Options 100%  Puget Sound 
 
  2:23:04 (Pop‑up)
Swell Maps  Let's Build a Car   Options Jane from Occupied Europe  Mute 
 
  2:27:09 (Pop‑up)
Jonathan Kane  Curl   Options Live on Brian Turner's Show on WFMU  No Label 
 
  2:30:10 (Pop‑up)
Quiero Club  Quiero Que Me Quieras   Options Rudo y Cursi Soundtrack  Nacional 
 
  2:42:51 (Pop‑up)
Control Machete  Pesada (Con Maigaz)   Options Self Titled  Universal Music Mexico 
 
  2:47:07 (Pop‑up)
John  CW Cyrus Corn Weenie Mix   Options No Album  No Label 

 
  2:51:47 (Pop‑up)
 

Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:06am Ken:

Guten Morgen!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:16am Cory:

morning ken, weird Beach Boy dreams last night. waiting for coffee to brew
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 6:18am Cory:

i'm glad to see woofmoo still standing after last night
  6:44am F☪F☪ (:

Greetings Ken, Cory and other early birds! Now I'm ready to catch my worm. Mmmm..worms. Anyway, I'll be back at 9am.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 7:14am Cory:

okay, 2 cups into the day. Ken, is there anyway you could fit something Beach Boys and odd into your show today?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 7:56am Okasa:

Good morning, Santa Ken. And good morning to all the little FMU elves.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:06am Ken:

Cory - you got it.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:07am Cory:

thank you, sir!
Avatar 8:34am groucho:

Hello. The title of Best Show appears to be free. You should know that I think it's a toss-up between you and Do Or DIY for the crown. I expect a good, clean fight.Go!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:40am Ken:

Damn. Been dealing with all sorts of building problemos here this morning including a frozen or broken water main somewhere nearby. We got no water.. any requests for long songs? Mountain Jam Part 2, here we come.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 8:48am Cory:

lol, do you have Jehovakill?
  8:49am F☪F☪ (:

Tales from a Topographic Ocean.
  8:52am F☪F☪ (:

Sorry....I meant to say Hawkwing's Assault and Battery & the Golden Void.
Avatar 8:58am KOTJ:

My favoritest long song of the year. Bardo Pond Chance from Peace on Venus...like Neil Young gone Wright, Bros.
  9:00am F☪F☪ (:

What about playing some of that crazy album by the Exenogenesis "I Am That I Am" dude? There's a part where he quacks like a duck. It's like the male counterpart of Dr. Judy Sartori but gone wrong.

In any case please forgive me, people, for suggesting that one.
  9:01am Brendan:

Ken
  9:01am bill:

Pangaea?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Rick from SC:

Morgen
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:02am Cory:

what about "Art Blakey's Drumsticks" by Kamau Daa'ood? that's just over 10 mins
Avatar 9:02am Marcel M:

Morning Ken, morning all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02am common:

yes. ken. yes.
  9:02am Brendan:

Voyage 34 side 1 (porcupine tree)
  9:03am P-90:

Too bad there's no Christmas version of Inna Gadda Da Vida
Avatar 9:04am fred:

Fan by Nisennenmondai (over 30 minutes)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am Rick from SC:

Can anyone recommend a program for the "Night of 1000 GIFs" premium?
Avatar 9:06am Uke Goldberg:

The Nutcracker Suite by Duke Ellington
  9:06am P-90:

"Sonic Seasonings" by Walter/Wendy Carlos has a side-long "Winter" piece that's very nice
  9:06am F☪F☪ (:

P-90,

A Korean psychedelic rock band from the Sixties called He 5 plays the “Jingle Bells,” then turns into a soaring psychedelic cover of the Iron Butterfly’s greatest song,

Here's the MP3:
http://www.nowagainrecords.com/up/JingleBells.mp3

Source:
http://thekey.xpn.org/2012/12/25/merry-christmas-enjoy-the-best-version-of-jingle-bellsinna-gadda-da-vidapaint-it-black-youll-ever-hear/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am KevinfromBayRidge:

Willie the Pimp?
  9:08am Marmalade Kitty:

www.nowagainrecords.com...
  9:08am P-90:

OMG are you telling me there IS an X-mas version of IGDV?
Avatar 9:09am Marcel M:

Does anyone else feel like their coffee machine just doesn't make it HOT enough?
  9:09am Brendan:

Ken replaced busted hot water heater last night . No water yesterday. Finished at midnight. Those wet baby wipes are handy.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 9:09am Okasa:

How about "Music in Twelve Parts", Part 1, by Philip Glass?
  9:10am P-90:

They finish off with "Paint it Black?" All in one big song?
Far freaking out , Man. Who knew?
  9:16am Marmalade Kitty:

that's the spirit!
Avatar 9:16am egal:

God and sinners reconciled. Festive.
Avatar 9:16am thedunkel:

Guten Morgen Ken and Kensiles!
  9:17am Facebook:

I think I will report a few more of my friends for posting semi nude photos
Avatar 9:17am thedunkel:

Hey Ken - you got water at the magic factory?
Avatar 9:17am Sem Chumbo:

@ egal:Gotta love a God who keeps a balance sheet.
Avatar 9:18am fred:

I'm happy this Dylan "song" was a short one. And happier that Jaap Blonk is here to cleanse my ear of it
  9:18am P-90:

It's Gollum?! Well, Merry Christmas to you too, my precioussssssss....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am common:

@sem: It's comforting...isn't it?
Avatar 9:18am egal:

@Sem: careful, your soul could be audited!
  9:19am jan:

from where is the Werner Herzog image from and what is the significance of?
  9:22am Sam:

I have no water either. In downtown JC.
  9:22am P-90:

...Don't get between a man and his ice gusher
Avatar 9:23am Marcel M:

Oh man that would have been epic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am amanda c:

oh god i hope we don't have to listen to r kelly for 2 hours.
  9:24am P-90:

Who's "R Kelly"?
Avatar 9:24am Sem Chumbo:

@common: a year-end thumbs up from a loving Diety CPA, priceless. But then there's 2014...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am common:

@sem: absolutely. ha!
  9:27am Sam:

The Holy See - it never stops, for you or me
  9:30am Facebook:

Murray you ahole! :) Loosen up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am common:

oh murry...you dick.
Avatar 9:31am Dave B:

Good morning Kentopians.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:31am Ken:

For anybody who has alcoholics in their family. :(
Avatar 9:31am bobdoesthings:

Nothing helps me be relaxed more than someone telling me to relax and loosen up... be hAPPY!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:33am Ken:

Yes! As many times as I've heard this, I never before fully appreciated Murry's angry "Be Happy!!"
Avatar 9:34am Marcel M:

HI BOB!!!! MORNING!!! I love this Beach Boys thing
  9:34am F☪F☪ (:

The Whipped Boys.
Avatar 9:34am egal:

Reminds me of Dave of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
  9:34am that diabetic guy:

Other than Elvis? I hate the beach boys just as much
Avatar 9:34am bobdoesthings:

hey sean
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am common:

your big mouth is killing me. that's 95 words.
Avatar 9:34am Cecile:

Murray is evil.
Avatar 9:34am bobdoesthings:

I mean Marcel
  9:34am Sam:

Those beach boys were such a bunch of punks, always messin around.
  9:35am P-90:

@ egal: hahaha
  9:35am Facebook:

Mike we can hardly hear you, you asshole...
  9:36am Brendan:

This poor guy Murray reminds me of a substitute teacher
Avatar 9:36am Cecile:

he would have been a great producer if he wasn't producing his own family. Then that was just abuse.
Avatar 9:36am Dan B From Upstate:

I love how calm he sounds, but you can really hear the over agressiveness in his voice.
  9:36am that diabetic guy:

How is no one gunned down all the beach boys in the name of rock n roll
Avatar 9:36am fred:

So chipping your teeth ranks in the top rungs of evil, according to this cover? I knew dental work was expensive in the US, but somehow I thought alcoholism could lead to worse, health-wise
Avatar 9:36am Marcel M:

Damn you BOB! You spoke my real name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am Guido (Cologne):

Guten Morgen allerseits!

I'm scared!
Will my right ear go deaf?
Avatar 9:37am Uke Goldberg:

I feel abused just listening to this.
Avatar 9:37am Cecile:

LOOSEN UP AL! RELAX! or ELSE
  9:37am Sam:

He wouldn't have to be so hard on them if they would just sing in tune and have some fucking heart!!
  9:38am that diabetic guy:

Ken? My friend:) thank you for making this double molar extraction I had at 5am just a joy with the fricken beach boys
  9:38am P-90:

Now Alvin, loosen up! Theodore, you're flatting. Syn-co-pate it, boys! Just be happy and sing from your little rodent hearts, goddammit!
Avatar 9:39am Uke Goldberg:

Dad, fuck off.
Avatar 9:40am Marcel M:

You had a molar extraction at 5 am? Damn... thats early.
Avatar 9:40am Dave B:

ALVIN!!

www.youtube.com...
Avatar 9:40am Dan B From Upstate:

I mean.. he cares. He's just not going about it in the best way possible.
Avatar 9:40am Cecile:

5 hours? that's still nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am steve:

urge to kill.... rising
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am tim from champaign:

Man, Mr. Wilson sounds like a mean goddamn drunk. Was he an alcoholic?
Avatar 9:41am Uke Goldberg:

To know him is to love him.
  9:41am that diabetic guy:

I have more than 26 sutures in my mouth and it feels like the beach boys are playing help me Rhonda on them:(
Avatar 9:41am Marcel M:

Damn I wanted to hear help me Rhonda at the end.
Avatar 9:41am Dan B From Upstate:

Shades of Patton Oswalt. I love it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am jamesie:

I just printed a gun to shoot myself.
Avatar 9:42am Cecile:

tim. yup.
  9:42am Sam:

That was hilarious. All musicians get put through the wringer like that.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:42am Cory:

thank you ken! (in the dream brian wilson and I went surfing. the kick being neither of us surf.)
  9:42am F☪F☪ (:

And Rhonda never helped them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am tim from champaign:

Ken, could you play some Zoogz Rift?

Whoa, Chipmunks Xmas song is really Sun Ra's "It's Christmas Time" sped up.
Avatar 9:43am Dave B:

nice....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am Skirkie:

What precisely is this discouraging? Spending money on prostitutes or making accusations of such in front of children?
  9:44am Sam:

The song should have been Help Me Murry
Avatar 9:44am Uke Goldberg:

Sam: I'm glad I am not a musician.
Avatar 9:44am Cecile:

*black sheep* you can go with this, or you can go with that...
  9:44am timurf:

OMG in my family this slowed down tune was a yearly tradition. A YEARLY TRADITION!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45am tim from champaign:

The tack piano sounds quite pleasant.
  9:45am P-90:

At this speed the backing track sounds like a New Orleans funeral procession (before the up-tempo Dixieland stuff)
Avatar 9:46am Cecile:

this is the worst chopped and screwed record ever.
Avatar 9:46am Dr. Goot:

I second the request for Zoogz Rift.
Avatar 9:46am Marcel M:

Yeah I love how the music in the back sounds
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am common:

@cory: have you seen the snl short with john belushi and dan akroyd getting brian out of bed and taking him surfing? sad and good.
  9:46am that diabetic guy:

Ken? I've listened to you since before my beard turned white. I am sensing you like torturing your listening audience? Or am I mistaken?
  9:46am kme in chi:

Have a chopped and screwed Christmas, y'all.
Avatar 9:47am egal:

Everything should be played slowed down.
  9:47am Sam:

If you slow down Gary the Squirrel he sounds kind of like Vance.
Avatar 9:47am Marcel M:

@Diabetic, your only coming to that conclusion now?
Avatar 9:47am Uke Goldberg:

Ken's audience likes to be tortured.
Avatar 9:47am Dave B:

Can you play something from the Rubber Band Christmas Album?
Avatar 9:47am Dr. Goot:

What about something for Ronnie Biggs?
Avatar 9:47am egal:

and backwards.
  9:47am that diabetic guy:

This Christmas is one giant middle finger for me:(
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:48am Cory:

common, I can't say that I have. I'll have to check that out later today.
  9:48am P-90:

...and may ALL your Christmases be chopped and screwed
  9:48am Marmalade Kitty:

Charlie Brown! :)
Avatar 9:50am Dan B From Upstate:

This is kinda like Ken's version of a Scharpling sound collage.
  9:50am P-90:

Wow, look at Ken rocking that Theremin
Avatar 9:51am Cecile:

*raises festive glass of "special" Robitussin to all*
Avatar 9:51am Rev. Turnip Druid:

What's the haps?
  9:52am Sam:

Where's the jew's harp?
Avatar 9:52am fred:

Wing!
Avatar 9:53am Uke Goldberg:

Ken: Christmas by The Who, S.V.P.
  9:53am P-90:

@ Sam: wrong holiday
Avatar 9:53am egal:

Moving.
Avatar 9:53am fred:

Someone should make Dylan record a Xmas duet with Wing
Avatar 9:53am Dave B:

I would have expected "Santy Clause.... On a helicoptaaaaaa!"

www.youtube.com...
  9:53am Neg-guh-tor:

Wing, goddamit!
  9:54am that diabetic guy:

Ken knows how to play the theremin without any hands He can plays it with his winky
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am Webhamster Henry:

Comin' in on a Wing and a prayer.
Avatar 9:55am Jay/London:

hi is it that time of year all ready
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am Jeezy:

I'm late!! Did i miss discussion about Tom Scharpling's awkward show ending last night complete with shock revelation of which FMU Dj he's married to?!
  9:57am that diabetic guy:

I was hoping for a duet Christmas album with amy winehouse and rick astley. But it's not going to happen
Avatar 9:57am bobdoesthings:

don't ruin it for those awaiting listening to last best show in archives!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am Jeezy:

Yikes... OK, Bob. But it just ain't the same if it ain't live.
Avatar 9:58am KOTJ:

Dif Juz......Nice choice. Haven't heard is quite a while.
Avatar 9:58am bobdoesthings:

fuck off you purist fuck some of us got shit to do.
Avatar 9:59am thedunkel:

no water in your pipes? Add some KHLAM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am Webhamster Henry:

Have any Horace Silver , since he's not dead?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:59am Jeezy:

OK, Bob... easy.... easyyy :backing away slowly:
Avatar 10:01am Uke Goldberg:

Hey, that's my ringtone.
  10:01am Brendan:

Greetings stargazers
Avatar 10:02am Mark S:

Oh dear hostility
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

Rest in peace Jack Horkheimer and also Dogmo.
Avatar 10:04am KOTJ:

Years ago I was instructed that it's pronounced "Diffuse."
  10:04am Brendan:

But good is happening too Ken, look over there , a bulldog is rescuing a kitty from a tree
  10:04am P-90:

Italian surf music: a new X-mas tradition is born!
  10:05am P-90:

"Demonic Dave" Seville
Avatar 10:05am thedunkel:

i need that 'be happy' scream - thanks ken!
Avatar 10:07am fred:

So I guess we can expect a big hole in next year's marathon total, and a very desperate fall appeal
Avatar 10:07am Mark S:

How about reasonably content?
Avatar 10:08am bobdoesthings:

sound bite of the day! "BE HAPPY!"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am Webhamster Henry:

If you want to be happy , that's a cue for Shooby Taylor. Sorry if I'm stuck in the 90s.
Avatar 10:10am Uke Goldberg:

Stop that extruder!
  10:10am Brendan:

This has got a beat all the kids are dancing to
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:13am tikbartok:

I third the motion to play Zoogs Rift
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am common:

i could stare at that blob slicing machine all day. think i will.
  10:14am Konrad in Brooklyn:

Hello, Ken! Can I make a request for something from the U of M Children's Psychiatric Hospital Christmas album? It's not officially Christmastime until I hear WFMU play it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am tim from champaign:

I fourth the emotion for Zoogz Rift.
Avatar 10:15am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Stepped out for a minute and now there's a Zoogz movement hatching! Nice!
Avatar 10:16am Rev. Turnip Druid:

...which leads to Root Boy Slim, the most holy of Christmas composers.
Avatar 10:17am fred:

Vicki! I'm gonna have to get that record, every track I've heard is great (and this one was already clicky-starred)
  10:18am P-90:

U of M Children's Psychiatric Hospital! Go Wolverines!
Avatar 10:20am Marcel M:

Reminds me of that song FX by Sabbath
Avatar 10:20am Dan B From Upstate:

Alvarius B's version of Ding is pretty good, but this one just outshines it so much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am rsj:

isn't this the last resort? rough morning?
Avatar 10:22am fred:

Ken, why are you playing good music? It's distracting me from the GIFs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am Skirkie:

Mayor Sober Steve says you got a boil water advisory downtown.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:22am mark:

What movie is the "desolate car smile" gif from?
  10:22am Frip:

My first time listening to this station and this great song "Eve of Sunshine" is playing. I'm glad this station is in my life now. Things are gonna change...
  10:22am P-90:

Ken, there's an open mic somewhere, we can hear your secretary working
  10:22am Pete the Flicker:

Cerberus Shoal. Excellent! But do you have the stones to play all 18 or so minutes of this awesome tune?
Avatar 10:23am still b/p:

Thank you, Baby Jesus, for light fluffy snow that don't kill a person what's shovelin' it this mornin'!
Thank you, PLU, for fresh deep pastiche for ears to schuss and slalom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am rsj:

believe that is the point
  10:25am Don:

mind warped. thanks, Ken.
  10:27am Sam:

SAN FRANCISCO DAY!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:27am Cory:

I had a teacher in high school named Ken Tucke
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am common:

hey mark: buffalo '66
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:27am Lizardner Dave:

Pop up stream just wiped out, switched to Windows which is working fine.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:28am Lizardner Dave:

Pop up stream just started working again. That was weird. As you were everyone.
  10:29am Sam:

san francisco night!
Avatar 10:30am Dr. Goot:

The balloon animal gif fucking rocks!!!
Avatar 10:31am Dave B:

yay for Sign Language!
  10:32am P-90:

Captioned for hearing-impaired clowns
Avatar 10:33am Uke Goldberg:

Form over Substance
  10:34am P-90:

@ Uke: and isn't that the true meaning of Christmas?
  10:34am Pete the Flicker:

I think this is filed under the heading of "music for extended bathroom break".
  10:36am P-90:

...or "music for broken water main headache days"
  10:36am Frip:

Oddly this song doesn't get annoying.
Avatar 10:37am Uke Goldberg:

He wasn't born on that day
It's a big hoax anyway
Why can't you people see
It's to get you t'spend money
Avatar 10:37am Marcel M:

Man this is long
Avatar 10:37am Uke Goldberg:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am tim from champaign:

Please bring back Murray or Bohemian Rhapsody.
  10:40am P-90:

is that the new "Male Siri?"
Avatar 10:40am egal:

Juicy flesh in Jersey City?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:41am slater:

he sounds like Alec Baldwin
  10:41am Pete the Flicker:

My hat is off to you for seeing that through. Touché.
  10:42am P-90:

"Take the next left turn in one quarter mile, Ken. And keep your eyes on the road and your juicy flesh to yourself"
  10:46am P-90:

I can assure you, Ken, that no Alec 9000 has ever made an error..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:46am common:

clap!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am People Like Us:

herro
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am DCE:

I'm CLAPPING
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am tim from champaign:

Which FMU staffer was the first to fall to cannibalism? Also who was the first to fall to kabbalism?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am jamesie:

Heinje! youtu.be...
Avatar 10:51am bobdoesthings:

Clam feels nothing.
Avatar 10:51am bobdoesthings:

Happy as a Khlahm?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:51am Ike:

Cool. Tim is good. That will make a nice archive. But I don't like clams.
Avatar 10:51am thedunkel:

happy as a KHLAM?
Avatar 10:52am fred:

Ken was first to fall to Khlamibalism
  10:52am that diabetic guy:

KEN! I don't believe it? Your going to North Korea? What if they keep you?
  10:53am jan:

"Uh huh, Honey"
  10:53am P-90:

@ Ike: I know, i don't like glams either. Not since the 70's.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:55am Ike:

@Tim, I am quite certain DJ Donna B. would be the first to engage in cannibalism. She likes delectable exotic flavors. Also you can't trust those free jazz types not to eat your flesh.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 10:57am slater:

People of Paulus Hook, clap
  10:57am Neg-guh-tor:

Hang on that whistling Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am common:

waitresses!
  10:59am that diabetic guy:

I stole this song on a torrent at the pirate bay
Avatar 11:01am thedunkel:

I hear they have water in North Korea…but no KHLAM
Avatar 11:04am dale:

they don't have this kid on sousaphone in north korea. but maybe they should.
Avatar 11:04am KOTJ:

And we can make ice cream sandwiches.
  11:05am Brendan:

Drunk brass band rules
  11:05am F☪F☪ (:

But they have Khlam Ill-Sung. Unless he was executed.
  11:05am that diabetic guy:

KEN! Eating dog meat in North Korea is considered a delacacy
Avatar 11:06am Uke Goldberg:

Yeah, but in Korean it's known as cold dog.
Avatar 11:06am Roberto:

Depressed Christmas always cheers me up.
  11:07am that diabetic guy:

I don't eat meat! I'm a vegan. But I hear dog tastes almost as good as ribeye steak
Avatar 11:07am Dan B From Upstate:

Could you play the version of Santa Claus is coming to town by that kid who goes on with it a long time, please? I believe at one point, the kid says that santa claus is going to find out if "you're doing heroin or pot."
Avatar 11:08am Uke Goldberg:

Actually it taste like tempe.
Avatar 11:08am KOTJ:

Always loved Culturcide's Industrial band.
  11:08am P-90:

I think the Times said Klahm Il-Sung lost it one day and ordered himself executed
  11:09am that diabetic guy:

I hear they make the meat so tender a person without teeth can eat it!
Avatar 11:09am egal:

It is a true story.
Avatar 11:10am Uke Goldberg:

Diabetic Guy: Want to join a vegan puck band? They're called Vegan Rampage.
  11:11am P-90:

@"puck band": is that "Vegan Rampage on Ice"?
  11:12am that diabetic guy:

Uke Goldberg sure! If they need a drummer I'm your man:-)
Avatar 11:13am Uke Goldberg:

Maybe after they win America's Got Talent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am tim from champaign:

If you got nuthin, Ken, you should play "I Got Nuthin" by Happy Flowers.
Avatar 11:14am Uke Goldberg:

Sorry gullible vegan, I just made that up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:14am Jeezy:

Speaking of Soundexchange, Ken, that agency erroneously dumped almost $2K into my bank account last week because they confused my old group the Fuzz with them sexy black soul ladies who had some cult hits under that name!
  11:14am KeithRichards:

C'mon love, cut a bloke some slack. Me cigarette is danglin from me lip .mumble bla bla mumble
  11:15am Listening Out There:

Jeezy...who says there's no Santa Claus, eh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am Give the Drummer Radio:

A free syringe to every listener! Tomorrow, 2-5p.
  11:16am that diabetic guy:

Keith Richards is still alive??? This is a shock to me! I thought he died in1996
  11:16am P-90:

@Keef: ....yuh fuggin' arsehole
Avatar 11:17am Mark S:

Happy Birthday Keith!
  11:18am that diabetic guy:

Amazing the man is still alive at age 92!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:18am AnAnonymousParty:

Say, now we've got a fun new game to play when the family comes over for the holidays!
Avatar 11:18am dale:

yay! our balls were ascending!
Avatar 11:18am fred:

@Jeezy: be careful with that. Be ready to give it back quickly or they could sue you
Avatar 11:19am Uke Goldberg:

Keef is dean and I am the Bull Seal
  11:19am Michael:

'I saw a bright light---are we on-stage?'
Avatar 11:20am Uke Goldberg:

*Keef is dead*
Avatar 11:20am bobdoesthings:

KHLLLLLAMM
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:20am woj:

merry xotlimas everyone! (everybody khlamp)
  11:20am that diabetic guy:

Isn't mick jagger the oldest rocker at 103
  11:21am P-90:

and you do NOT want sexy black soul ladies to sue you, believe me, I know
Avatar 11:21am fred:

KHLAAAAAM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am rsj:

the khlam is really hitting the spot
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 11:21am slater:

khlamato for brunch
  11:22am Brendan:

Khlam bake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:22am Jeezy:

Yeah, I already informed them of the mistake and even hunted down a member of the Fuzz to tell her. I know what it's like to be a struggling musician... No bad karmic money intake over here!
Avatar 11:22am KOTJ:

In a long ago interview Mick said, ""I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five."
  11:23am P-90:

you say khlamato, and I say khlamato....
  11:23am F☪F☪ (:

ⓀⒽⓁⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⒶⓂ!!
  11:24am Michael:

No, it's not that bad---Keith's not dead, that 'bright light' was just a nuclear war killing-off everyone except cockroaches and Keith.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:24am YETI BOB:

the 3 K's: Ken, Khlam and Krampus!
  11:25am P-90:

I hunted down a member of the fuzz myself back in my wayward youth
Avatar 11:26am fred:

@KOTJ: I knew a guy who didn't show up for an exam because he said "it's my last chance to see the Rolling Stones live". That was in 1990
  11:27am F☪F☪ (:

Ⓗⓔⓨ, Ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓗⓐⓟⓟⓔⓝⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓜⓨ ⓥⓞⓘⓒⓔ?
  11:28am P-90:

aaaaah, the Urban Jungle Tour
Avatar 11:28am Mark S:

Seem to be experiencing playlist page overload again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:29am Jeezy:

Wow, @P-90. Well done! one of them is dead, now.
Avatar 11:30am KOTJ:

@Fred. I saw them on the steal wheels of voodoo lounge tour. I think, Mick looked like a springy grandma drag queen. The jumbotron face shots were scary than Big Brother.
Avatar 11:31am fred:

@Mark S: Ken's GIFs are water-powered. That saved the station when Sandy hit, but there may be some hiccups today
Avatar 11:31am Green Mountain Man Mark:

and then there was the no social security tour
  11:34am Brendan:

This music is building up to something. Something that can only be resolved by Old faithful spewing out of a guested 36 inch water main
  11:34am Brendan:

Bursted
  11:34am SeanG:

shake that thang
  11:35am P-90:

Ice Gusher! Ice Gusher ! Ice Gusher!
  11:38am Keith Richards:

Heh! gotcher 36-inch water main hangin right here, mate! Heh heh heh heh *choke* *wheeze* *sputter* heh heh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am Parq:

Have ya got a pie- anna?

(Okay, so I'm a little behind the beat.)
  11:41am P-90:

Yew mean a pee-anny?
  11:42am Brendan:

Drummer just exploded
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am common:

free goulash!
  11:44am P-90:

Free goulash: another Yuletide tradition
  11:45am F☪F☪ (:

Julio is back!!! I didn't recognised him. He now sounds very sophisticated and cool.
  11:46am Evil Male Siri:

And good goulash, too, none of the cheap stuff
  11:46am Brendan:

How about free galoshes. Water is getting deep.
Avatar 11:49am Green Mountain Man Mark:

I am listening to Jersey City fire on my iphone scanner app. They are going around the city checking hydrants.
Avatar 11:51am Green Mountain Man Mark:

and some guy got scratched by his wife in a dispute.
  11:51am F☪F☪ (:

Ken,

If that's Julio and not an impersonator, please tell him not to kill the chickens to scare the monkeys! We are not living in the dark ages, we have electricity!
  11:51am Evil Male Siri:

@Brendan: Regrettably, when I say "goulash" or "galoshes" they sound the same. I'm just in Beta testing now, but you wait and see, I'll find you all, one by one, you can't hide from your fate...
  11:52am Brendan:

My dog rover is personally checking all hydrants
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 11:52am slater:

can you dig it!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:52am Ken:

No, that's WillBadGuy, not Julio!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:52am Lewis:

a prime example of the genre...
  11:52am SeanG:

corn weenie
Avatar 11:54am Green Mountain Man Mark:

they received a report of a woman screaming in a basement.
  11:54am P-90:

That new GIF reminds me of a recurring dream I had in adolescence
  11:54am Brendan:

Wes Mantooth and the pbs gang
  11:55am F☪F☪ (:

Oh, noes! THe show's almost over!!

Can you dig it?!

CAN YOU DIG IIT?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am rsj:

is that twin peaks? back there?
  11:58am F☪F☪ (:

I can't dig it. But anyway, see you all till next episode! Thanks, Ken!
Avatar 11:59am fred:

Acapela? Shit, I think I've done some work for these guys
  11:59am Brendan:

Ty Ken
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