WFMU: Imaginary Radio: Playlist from April 6, 2015

Listener comments!
	9:03am Cheri Pi: back in the sonic saddle again with Chris M
	9:04am fred: Good morning Chris and imaginary listeners
	9:06am cory: mornin' all
	9:07am Marcel M: YOW!!! Great start! Morning friends
	9:07am Sem Chumbo: Yippee!
	9:09am fred: Last time I saw AMT, they mimed a song. That was great but would probably not translate to radio. Though with an imaginary one, it could work
	9:09am Polyus: Happy Opening Day. If you care about that sort of thing.
	9:09am Chris M.: good morning imaginary friends
	9:10am cory: polyus, i didn't know you cared about opening day for mother's day menu
	9:11am Cheri Pi: MAMMUT
	9:12am SiHV: This new Ufomammut is pretty great. Listened to the whole album last night. Good stuff.
	9:13am fred: @Polyus: I didn't know that, I thought Zombie Jesus day was why I got the day off. Also, MAMMUT!!!
	9:19am Marcel M: This Merzbow and co is sick!
	9:20am Sandy: Yes, this is swell!
	9:20am cory: it's so nice having the windows open
	9:21am fred: @Cheri Pi: How's Mr CP after that tooth ordeal?
	9:26am Cheri Pi: Oh boy Fred, it was a rough first 2 days, he's feeling much better now and is going to work today. He had 2 grafts sewn onto his gums using his own tissue from the roof of his mouth so he's pretty beaten up.
	9:27am glenn: gum grafts? ouch.
	9:28am cory: dafuq
	9:29am cory: i think it's sweet you were chewing his food for him. just like a little momma bird!
	9:30am d¢ pät: Holy carp, Pi! Tell Mr. Pi sorry! How does one avoid something like that??
	9:30am Cheri Pi: Receding gums to the point where his roots were almost exposed :( probably caused by wearing braces and over-brushing.
	9:31am glenn: or scurvy.
	9:31am Marcel M: Over brushing?!?! I didn't know one could over brush.
	9:31am d¢ pät: that's it. never brushing again.
	9:31am cory: i wonder if wfmu has any gumgraft?
	9:32am Cheri Pi: DCP there is a genetic component also that effects the gum tissue, I'd say that gentle brushing and daily flossing are the best prevention but sometimes there's very little we can control even with the best laid plans.
	9:32am d¢ pät: nope. It's been decided, going the Joe Strummer root from now on...
	9:33am Cheri Pi: MR CP was a "vigorous" brusher, averaging about 6 minutes a session. He's been reformed now
	9:34am Polyus: Man, I thought I was too much of a stickler about brushing time.
	9:34am Marcel M: I think I brush too hard, but I also hardly brush. So maybe thats a good combo?
	9:34am d¢ pät: I had a friend who had to get grafts from "a cadaver." I didn't ask a lot of questions. She's part zombie to me now.
	9:35am Marcel M: Wow.. thats some messed up shit right there!
	9:36am d¢ pät: it's funny, iTunes started automatically and started playing this. I have no idea if I'm listening live or to some old playlist...
	9:36am Cheri Pi: Yeah the cadaver option was on the table but we were told that there's a higher chance of the zombie tissue being rejected, this is the kind of thing that you want to work correctly the first time so Mr CP had his own tissue "harvested" which is just as creepy.
	9:37am Cheri Pi: marcel, use a soft toothbrush and brush as hard as you want, i think.
	9:37am d¢ pät: have a friend. She's still kicking...
	9:38am Chris M.: how much $ will it take to change the topic on here to ANYTHING other than what it is now? i will pay it.
	9:38am d¢ pät: I have a soft toothbrush. But, as I said^^ not going near that thing again...
	9:38am Marcel M: @Cheri Pi: My dentist advised me to get a softer brush. I think I just might after this talk!
	9:39am Greg from Bloomfield: Morning, gang! Welcome back, Chris! How was Omaha?
	9:39am d¢ pät: it's always interesting to see what gets the DJ. How about tacos?
	9:40am Polyus: Chris, should we talk about feet instead?
	9:40am Cheri Pi: TACOS!
	9:41am Chris M.: hi Greg! i'll tell you one thing about Omaha: their wal-marts are among the most consistent anywhere in the country. easily in the top 50 most-consistent wal-marts.
	9:42am d¢ pät: there's a thing in DC called a "half smoke." I want to invent a vegan version. But I have no idea what they taste like.
	9:47am bobdoesthings: good morning... who's the lady?
	9:48am Chris M.: that's my sister
	9:48am βrian: What's your favorite Walmart to brush your teeth in?
	9:49am Chris M.: βrian: las vegas because you never know what may happen!
	9:49am Marcel M: An imaginary sister no doubt
	9:49am glenn: thanks to george p. pelecanos for introducing me to the term half smoke.
	9:49am bobdoesthings: @chris m ... according to reverse image it's Lise Sarfati..
	9:50am Greg from Bloomfield: I actually went to a Wal-mart in Arkansas. It was like a spiritual experience.
	9:50am Marcel M: @Greg: Like a Satanic spiritual experience?
	9:53am d¢ pät: ah, so I am listening live. Never heard of Tiffany Shade before. Wild.
	9:53am KP: Great Sway
	9:53am d¢ pät: [note to self: half smoke is a conversation killer...]
	9:53am fred: Sarfati? That would have been my last name had my grandfather not been in the wrong place at the wrong time
	9:54am ottovonbqe: is your sister single?
	9:55am d¢ pät: I was gonna say, Chris M's sister is teh shite.
	10:00am Greg from Bloomfield: @Marcel: It was kinda Satanic, but also there were Cheez-Its.
	10:02am Chris from DC: Precisely what I should have done today, called in sick. Opening Day should be a national holiday anyway.
	10:02am glenn: of course. the dark side has better snax. it's a well known fact.
	10:03am glenn: yep. i'll be at my local for first pitch at 1:05.
	10:04am Greg from Bloomfield: My old Art Director used to take off on Opening Day. I gotta start doing that.
	10:04am Marcel M: @Greg: I've been at Satanic rituals where Cheez-its were involved. We didn't have communion wafers... you know, when in Rome.
	10:08am Chris from DC: How I envy you Glenn
	10:11am Greg from Bloomfield: Just because it's the body of Christ doesn't mean it can't also be cheesy and delicious.
	10:14am Sem Chumbo: I wonder why Two Buck Chuck never caught on in the Communion wine market?
	10:14am Marcel M: @Greg: haha
	10:16am d¢ pät: CRAAPPPP STUPID DUMB WORK! I missed the new Sonic's tune. Was it any good?
	10:16am Chris from DC: Mmm, sacrilicious.
	10:17am Greg from Bloomfield: @dc pat: Still bringing it!
	10:17am d¢ pät: wow. Nobody can scream like Roslie...
	10:19am Mark: Good DJs know precisely the right moment to drop some Leadbelly.
	10:21am Mark: An encore for 1985...
	10:23am coelacanth: 'morning Chris; figments...she looks like dj Keili.
	10:25am Peanut Gallery: I've got my own album to do!
	10:25am coelacanth: (...kind of, maybe.)
	10:26am d¢ pät: that reminds me: I applied to be Keili's boyfriend a LOOONG time ago. I didn't even get a response. No rejection email, nothing....what the HELL?
	10:26am d¢ pät: Hey got any Artwoods Chris M?
	10:26am Cheri Pi: what in the hell is a half-smoke???
	10:27am d¢ pät: yeah, Pi. That's what I'm trying to figure out. It's like a smoked sausage I think. It's like the official food of DC.
	10:28am Andrew Waterloo: Half-smoke to me is when you smoke half of a cigarette.
	10:28am coelacanth: ha! she must've been backed-up!
	10:28am d¢ pät: I wonder how many applications she received...
	10:28am Mark: This Ron Wood track is surprisingly good.
	10:29am fred: @pat: she got quite a backlog there, if your number is in the low thousands, you might get a reply before the end of the decade
	10:29am Cheri Pi: Mee too Andrew; Hmmmm, I've been enjoying the entire family of tofurky sausages recently. Maybe they can be adulterated to reach this half-smoke magnitude.
	10:30am d¢ pät: oh. well, I guess that's ok then..
	10:30am Mark: Right, like when you're really poor, and you've smoked half a cig and then the bus comes or whatever and you don't want to throw a whole half a cigarette away, so you stub it out and put it back in your pack for later. Very sad.
	10:30am Mark: Half-smoke indicates a need for career counseling.
	10:31am d¢ pät: Well, I've been mastering my own vegan sausages so I want to do it before Tofurky does and then rake in all that cash. They do make good shit though.
	10:32am Rich in Washington: weird. I'm just getting this white noise sound on the stream all of a sudden.
	10:32am d¢ pät: <-- probably in the running for best Album title ever.
	10:32am fred: @Mark: Hey, I still do that! I'm not really poor, but anything I save goes to the station. I ended last month with my account in the low 2 digits, that took some planning
	10:33am Cheri Pi: have you used smoked salt, or smoked paprika or that smoky flavoring stuff?
	10:33am Cheri Pi: $$get that Vegan cash$$
	10:33am Andrew Waterloo: I've always thought of half-smoke as a high school and college thing because you're smoking in between classes and on coffee breaks.
	10:33am Jeff: Has Bryce broken into the studio?
	10:34am d¢ pät: I use liquid smoke some times but I just scored this amazing Spanish smoeked paprika. That's probably key. But I still don't know what they taste like.
	10:34am Cheri Pi: My grandpa was a big fan of the half smoke, he'd put it right back into his pack and light it up later.
	10:34am glenn: what happens in vegan stays in vegan?
	10:36am fred: That's almost harsh noise wall, which is good. Unfortunately, I heard that the annual HNW fest in Montreuil might not happen this year.
	10:36am βrian: I avoid smoked anything, but this stuff is fairly nice: www.penzeys.com...
	10:36am Rich in Washington: I remember the half-smoke thing from high school. My friend Steve used to reek like an ashtray. It'd stink up the whole class. I just thought that's what smokers smelled like - then I realized he stole smokes from his mom and would just smoke part of it, stub it out, carry it for later. When I later started smoking, it was all or nothin'. Smoke it and throw it away.
	10:36am Greg from Bloomfield: @Jeff: Yesterday Dad referred to FMU as "That station that goes 'brrrrzzzzzhhhhhh'".
	10:37am βrian: I like this nocturnal noise, by the way.
	10:37am Frank from VT: can someone post when the stream is back? I gotta to to the GTDS stream...
	10:37am Chris M.: If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
	10:38am Cheri Pi: That's right Greg!
	10:38am fred: Clicky-star for that Kevin Drumm!
	10:40am Greg from Bloomfield: I hate to be harsh Chris, but those are the worst lyrics you've ever written.
	10:41am Chris M.: @Greg: it's a work in progress
	10:42am fred: @Chris: here's hoping you put some progress in that work
	10:43am coelacanth: i know people with boatloads of money who still don't waste shit.(& are generous) it's commendable. there's no reason to throw out 1/2 a ciggie.
	10:43am glenn: on the other hand, cocaine rhymes with more stuff than methamphetamine.
	10:43am VibraSlap: Keep you clacky stares and winky emojis to yourself.
	10:44am d¢ pät: well what ever you do, don't through that fucking cigarette on the ground. Or I will throttle you.
	10:46am d¢ pät: "through"! Ha! Ah, never mind...
	10:46am Jeff: Oh, good! Chris has fought off the vicious attack by Bryce and regained control of the studio!
	10:47am Cheri Pi: I haven't heard the word "sepulcher" in a long time.
	10:48am Chris M.: @Jeff: playing the catchier stuff for you
	10:48am Eyepatch Fox: AWESOME! I'm awake early enough on a Monday to remember to catch Imaginary Radio!! :D
	10:49am coelacanth: Greg @10:36 That's funny! ...my sister once said something like,"i actually don't hate some of that weird shit you listen to."
	10:49am Jeff: You're my buddy!
	10:49am βrian: How about "his sepulchral countenance?"
	10:49am Chris M.: PARTY
	10:50am glenn: didja get your antenna working, fox?
	10:50am SiHV: So much metal!
	10:51am Chris from DC: Do you have that Leviathan remix, "The Half Smoke of Their Torment"? I'll find my own way out.
	10:51am βrian: Greg @10:36 : Reminds me of the Knights who say "Ni."
	10:52am Jeff: You can tell Wrapped in Pale are probably fun-loving kids from the US, not, say, Brits or Brit-influenced Euros - wouldn't Brits be more likely to write "sepulchre"?
	10:52am βrian: "Half Smoke on the Water?"
	10:53am Jeff: Don't half-smoke in bed could mean almost anything.
	10:53am Greg from Bloomfield: Pretty much everything reminds me of the Knights Who Say "Ni".
	10:54am Eyepatch Fox: Glenn: It works better than it did! A shame my boyfriend is sleeping, or I'd be blasting the sounds to see if there's static.
	10:54am Jeff: Sepulchral Shrubbery.
	10:57am glenn: wake him up. give him coffee. you'll be forgiven.
	10:58am Eyepatch Fox: I've got half an hour to get out of the house for a doctor appointment. I'm not showered, nor dressed, and there's a cat on my lap. I am tempted to call out sick.
	10:59am Philter Pants: Careful with that coffee! It's an aphrodisiac.
	10:59am d¢ pät: "Oh Nights Who Until Recently Said 'Ni'"
	11:00am d¢ pät: *Knights!! DAMMIT! I better stop typing today...
	11:01am ottovonbqe: Call out sick for a doctor's appointment? that's impressive.
	11:02am glenn: but a cat.
	11:04am Greg from Bloomfield: Wasn't Prince "The Artist Who Until Recently Said Ni?"
	11:05am glenn: i always figured if you were too sick to go to work, you were too sick to go to the doctor and infect all those people sitting in the waiting room, most of whom already have compromised immune systems.
	11:05am Eyepatch Fox: The cat is really what does it.
	11:05am fleep: FM radio reception, gum surgery, nicotine conservation ... listener comments so edumacational, much learning.
	11:06am ottovonbqe: I wish my cat would call in sick for me. I've got a useless cat.
	11:07am βrian: Somebody has to sleep and lounge about. That's what cats do best. Such excellent mentors!
	11:08am glenn: a useless cat. that's either a tautology or an oxymoron. i guess it all depends.
	11:18am fred: I know that's blasphemous, but I don't like that new GY!BE much. Just like the earlier records, but now they do play in big expensive venues. I have nothing against that, but after all they said about that, I don't know, I hope they never play judge ever again
	11:19am Greg from Bloomfield: My cat is super useful: she can detect a stinkbug from two rooms away, and will not rest until she has destroyed it.
	11:24am common: hey!
	11:26am fred: Chris, it'd better be a good reason
	11:28am d¢ pät: I'M WITH YOU. Let's go get that gold!
	11:28am The Grimmis: FYI, Lise's web site http://www.lisesarfati.com/ might be NSFW.
	11:28am Greg from Bloomfield: I don't know much about prospecting, but I have a beard!
	11:29am fred: He can at least guarantee you'll be filthy
	11:30am JakeGould: Hello?
	11:30am Eyepatch Fox: Crap, what's going on? I was on the phone calling out sick for my doctor appointment.
	11:33am fred: Chris was giving out your weight in gold, you just missed it
	11:38am Eyepatch Fox: Aw, MAN! I could have finally gold-plated my collection of Chick tracts!
	11:41am r i s k y: Callers real quite.
	11:41am lil tramp: I can eat my shoe if we run out of food on trip.
	11:42am r i s k y: Better
	11:43am glenn: huh. gold plated cosmo mags. that'd be a sight.
	11:44am glenn: kidding. jeeeez.
	11:44am Chris M.: call in
	11:44am fleep: Klondike bars are available locally, why travel that far
	11:45am JakeGould: Tortillas of Gold.
	11:45am buddy: What do I do if I start seeing my fellow prospectors as giant cooked chickens?
	11:47am lala: what if my scarf has a keyboard on it?
	11:48am Ken From Hyde Park: @buddy - Reach for the barbecue sauce!
	11:49am kiemzi: i would cluck like a chicken for a klondike bar
	11:50am common: hee hee!
	11:50am Polyus: I got some new base layer tops on clearance this past weekend, so I'm good to go.
	11:50am lala: Jeremaiah Johnson
	11:50am coelacanth: is this Jake Gould?
	11:51am JakeGould: Yes, it was JakeGould.
	11:52am coelacanth: Some Funny Shit!
	11:52am C O L O S S U S: THIS IS THE VOICE OF CONTROL. I WANT TO COME ALONG ON THE TRIP.
	11:53am JakeGould: I really think my ability to make a bear cry is a valuable skill. The bear lives, but is emotionally scarred. And we get to walk around it and get to our destination.
	11:53am fred: Talking about carrying you kinda killed the gold rush
	11:54am coelacanth: i couldn't go; but i've got to go! Thank you Chris ciao people. ...agreed Jake. i could've used that skill a few times.
	11:56am JakeGould: I know who Gene Hackman is.
	11:57am matt Mottel: The part of my personality that is pro the trip would like to apologize for my other half ... I'm excited to go gold digging !
	11:58am JakeGould: NO CHICKS ON THE EXPEDITION!
	11:59am fred: @JakeGould: that nails it, no me either
	11:59am Greg from Bloomfield: Glad work decided to have a meeting at the exact minute this started.
	12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're going to need some maps - www.nps.gov...
	12:00pm Eyepatch Fox: Hoooray! Every time I call in to the station, my hands shake a little bit less.
	12:02pm JakeGould: If you reject me from the expedition Chris, I’ll just form a B-team with a hawk (to trail you), the crying bear (who will be my friend after reconciliation) a few penguins (the building kind) and a faithful Indian. We’ll let you do all the gold finding work and we will do the gold taking.
	12:11pm JakeGould: “I, Jake Gould, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he not be Chris M. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerely, Jake Gould.” www.youtube.com...

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Artist	Track	Album	Year	Approx. start time
Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso U.F.O.	Space Speed Suicide	High On New Heaven, Live In New Haven	2015	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Big Business	Blacker Holes "Blacker Holes" by "Big Business"	True Digital Gold Single	2015	0:05:46 (Pop-up)
Ufomammut	Plouton "Plouton" by "Ufomammut"	Ecate	2015	0:09:10 (Pop-up)
Merzbow, Mats Gustafsson, Balázs Pándi, Thurston Moore	Divided By Steel. Falling Gracefully	Cuts Of Guilt, Cuts Deeper	2015	0:12:17 (Pop-up)
Monoshock	Ice Gazelle "Ice Gazelle" by "Monoshock"	Lost Shock Vol 1	2015	0:29:48 (Pop-up)
Momus	Lady Grinning Soul "Lady Grinning Soul" by "Momus"	Turpsycore	2015	0:44:28 (Pop-up)
Tiffany Shade	A Quiet Revolution "A Quiet Revolution" by "Tiffany Shade"	Tiffany Shade	1968	0:48:24 (Pop-up)
Yeti Lane	Sway "Sway" by "Yeti Lane"	Stoned: A Psych Tribute to the Rolling Stones	2015	0:50:27 (Pop-up)

Dr Haki R Madhubuti	Rain Forest "Rain Forest" by "Dr Haki R Madhubuti"	Spiritual Jazz 6: Vocals	2015	0:59:54 (Pop-up)
Deerhoof	One More Crime "One More Crime" by "Deerhoof"	Polyvinyl 4-Track Singles Series Vol. 2	2015	1:07:13 (Pop-up)
The Sonics	I Don't Need No Doctor	This Is The Sonics	2015	1:10:42 (Pop-up)
The New Strychnines	The Witch "The Witch" by "The New Strychnines"	The New Original Sonic Sound	2000	1:13:21 (Pop-up)
Lead Belly	If It Wasn't For Dicky	The Smithsonian Folkways Collection	2015	1:16:06 (Pop-up)
Psycho Daisies	Kill Or Be Killed "Kill Or Be Killed" by "Psycho Daisies"	Pushin Up Daisies	1985	1:18:20 (Pop-up)
Ronnie Wood	I Got Lost When I Found You	Now Look	1975	1:22:54 (Pop-up)
Kevin Drumm	Private Fugues "Private Fugues" by "Kevin Drumm"	2014 Everything's Going along as Usual and Then All Shit Breaks Loose.	2015	1:27:27 (Pop-up)
Yellow Eyes	Stillicide "Stillicide" by "Yellow Eyes"	Stillicide EP	2014	1:37:11 (Pop-up)
Wrapped In Pale	Sepulcher Overshadowed	Demo	2015	1:43:30 (Pop-up)
Solium Fatalis	Salient (Feat. Toby Knapp)	The Undying Season	2015	1:47:54 (Pop-up)

Naffi	Everyday Just Another Dream	Yum Yum Yum Yum Ya	1982	1:58:57 (Pop-up)
Terranova	Labrador (Original Mix)	Labrador	2015	2:01:00 (Pop-up)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor	Piss Crowns Are Trebled	Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress	2015	2:09:06 (Pop-up)

Neil Young	After The Gold Rush "After The Gold Rush" by "Neil Young"	After The Gold Rush		2:29:32 (Pop-up)
Chop Shop	Side 1 "Side 1" by "Chop Shop"	Grey Matter	2015	2:34:17 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:03am Cheri Pi: back in the sonic saddle again with Chris M
	9:04am fred: Good morning Chris and imaginary listeners
	9:06am cory: mornin' all
	9:07am Marcel M: YOW!!! Great start! Morning friends
	9:07am Sem Chumbo: Yippee!
	9:09am fred: Last time I saw AMT, they mimed a song. That was great but would probably not translate to radio. Though with an imaginary one, it could work
	9:09am Polyus: Happy Opening Day. If you care about that sort of thing.
	9:09am Chris M.: good morning imaginary friends
	9:10am cory: polyus, i didn't know you cared about opening day for mother's day menu
	9:11am Cheri Pi: MAMMUT
	9:12am SiHV: This new Ufomammut is pretty great. Listened to the whole album last night. Good stuff.
	9:13am fred: @Polyus: I didn't know that, I thought Zombie Jesus day was why I got the day off. Also, MAMMUT!!!
	9:19am Marcel M: This Merzbow and co is sick!
	9:20am Sandy: Yes, this is swell!
	9:20am cory: it's so nice having the windows open
	9:21am fred: @Cheri Pi: How's Mr CP after that tooth ordeal?
	9:26am Cheri Pi: Oh boy Fred, it was a rough first 2 days, he's feeling much better now and is going to work today. He had 2 grafts sewn onto his gums using his own tissue from the roof of his mouth so he's pretty beaten up.
	9:27am glenn: gum grafts? ouch.
	9:28am cory: dafuq
	9:29am cory: i think it's sweet you were chewing his food for him. just like a little momma bird!
	9:30am d¢ pät: Holy carp, Pi! Tell Mr. Pi sorry! How does one avoid something like that??
	9:30am Cheri Pi: Receding gums to the point where his roots were almost exposed :( probably caused by wearing braces and over-brushing.
	9:31am glenn: or scurvy.
	9:31am Marcel M: Over brushing?!?! I didn't know one could over brush.
	9:31am d¢ pät: that's it. never brushing again.
	9:31am cory: i wonder if wfmu has any gumgraft?
	9:32am Cheri Pi: DCP there is a genetic component also that effects the gum tissue, I'd say that gentle brushing and daily flossing are the best prevention but sometimes there's very little we can control even with the best laid plans.
	9:32am d¢ pät: nope. It's been decided, going the Joe Strummer root from now on...
	9:33am Cheri Pi: MR CP was a "vigorous" brusher, averaging about 6 minutes a session. He's been reformed now
	9:34am Polyus: Man, I thought I was too much of a stickler about brushing time.
	9:34am Marcel M: I think I brush too hard, but I also hardly brush. So maybe thats a good combo?
	9:34am d¢ pät: I had a friend who had to get grafts from "a cadaver." I didn't ask a lot of questions. She's part zombie to me now.
	9:35am Marcel M: Wow.. thats some messed up shit right there!
	9:36am d¢ pät: it's funny, iTunes started automatically and started playing this. I have no idea if I'm listening live or to some old playlist...
	9:36am Cheri Pi: Yeah the cadaver option was on the table but we were told that there's a higher chance of the zombie tissue being rejected, this is the kind of thing that you want to work correctly the first time so Mr CP had his own tissue "harvested" which is just as creepy.
	9:37am Cheri Pi: marcel, use a soft toothbrush and brush as hard as you want, i think.
	9:37am d¢ pät: have a friend. She's still kicking...
	9:38am Chris M.: how much $ will it take to change the topic on here to ANYTHING other than what it is now? i will pay it.
	9:38am d¢ pät: I have a soft toothbrush. But, as I said^^ not going near that thing again...
	9:38am Marcel M: @Cheri Pi: My dentist advised me to get a softer brush. I think I just might after this talk!
	9:39am Greg from Bloomfield: Morning, gang! Welcome back, Chris! How was Omaha?
	9:39am d¢ pät: it's always interesting to see what gets the DJ. How about tacos?
	9:40am Polyus: Chris, should we talk about feet instead?
	9:40am Cheri Pi: TACOS!
	9:41am Chris M.: hi Greg! i'll tell you one thing about Omaha: their wal-marts are among the most consistent anywhere in the country. easily in the top 50 most-consistent wal-marts.
	9:42am d¢ pät: there's a thing in DC called a "half smoke." I want to invent a vegan version. But I have no idea what they taste like.
	9:47am bobdoesthings: good morning... who's the lady?
	9:48am Chris M.: that's my sister
	9:48am βrian: What's your favorite Walmart to brush your teeth in?
	9:49am Chris M.: βrian: las vegas because you never know what may happen!
	9:49am Marcel M: An imaginary sister no doubt
	9:49am glenn: thanks to george p. pelecanos for introducing me to the term half smoke.
	9:49am bobdoesthings: @chris m ... according to reverse image it's Lise Sarfati..
	9:50am Greg from Bloomfield: I actually went to a Wal-mart in Arkansas. It was like a spiritual experience.
	9:50am Marcel M: @Greg: Like a Satanic spiritual experience?
	9:53am d¢ pät: ah, so I am listening live. Never heard of Tiffany Shade before. Wild.
	9:53am KP: Great Sway
	9:53am d¢ pät: [note to self: half smoke is a conversation killer...]
	9:53am fred: Sarfati? That would have been my last name had my grandfather not been in the wrong place at the wrong time
	9:54am ottovonbqe: is your sister single?
	9:55am d¢ pät: I was gonna say, Chris M's sister is teh shite.
	10:00am Greg from Bloomfield: @Marcel: It was kinda Satanic, but also there were Cheez-Its.
	10:02am Chris from DC: Precisely what I should have done today, called in sick. Opening Day should be a national holiday anyway.
	10:02am glenn: of course. the dark side has better snax. it's a well known fact.
	10:03am glenn: yep. i'll be at my local for first pitch at 1:05.
	10:04am Greg from Bloomfield: My old Art Director used to take off on Opening Day. I gotta start doing that.
	10:04am Marcel M: @Greg: I've been at Satanic rituals where Cheez-its were involved. We didn't have communion wafers... you know, when in Rome.
	10:08am Chris from DC: How I envy you Glenn
	10:11am Greg from Bloomfield: Just because it's the body of Christ doesn't mean it can't also be cheesy and delicious.
	10:14am Sem Chumbo: I wonder why Two Buck Chuck never caught on in the Communion wine market?
	10:14am Marcel M: @Greg: haha
	10:16am d¢ pät: CRAAPPPP STUPID DUMB WORK! I missed the new Sonic's tune. Was it any good?
	10:16am Chris from DC: Mmm, sacrilicious.
	10:17am Greg from Bloomfield: @dc pat: Still bringing it!
	10:17am d¢ pät: wow. Nobody can scream like Roslie...
	10:19am Mark: Good DJs know precisely the right moment to drop some Leadbelly.
	10:21am Mark: An encore for 1985...
	10:23am coelacanth: 'morning Chris; figments...she looks like dj Keili.
	10:25am Peanut Gallery: I've got my own album to do!
	10:25am coelacanth: (...kind of, maybe.)
	10:26am d¢ pät: that reminds me: I applied to be Keili's boyfriend a LOOONG time ago. I didn't even get a response. No rejection email, nothing....what the HELL?
	10:26am d¢ pät: Hey got any Artwoods Chris M?
	10:26am Cheri Pi: what in the hell is a half-smoke???
	10:27am d¢ pät: yeah, Pi. That's what I'm trying to figure out. It's like a smoked sausage I think. It's like the official food of DC.
	10:28am Andrew Waterloo: Half-smoke to me is when you smoke half of a cigarette.
	10:28am coelacanth: ha! she must've been backed-up!
	10:28am d¢ pät: I wonder how many applications she received...
	10:28am Mark: This Ron Wood track is surprisingly good.
	10:29am fred: @pat: she got quite a backlog there, if your number is in the low thousands, you might get a reply before the end of the decade
	10:29am Cheri Pi: Mee too Andrew; Hmmmm, I've been enjoying the entire family of tofurky sausages recently. Maybe they can be adulterated to reach this half-smoke magnitude.
	10:30am d¢ pät: oh. well, I guess that's ok then..
	10:30am Mark: Right, like when you're really poor, and you've smoked half a cig and then the bus comes or whatever and you don't want to throw a whole half a cigarette away, so you stub it out and put it back in your pack for later. Very sad.
	10:30am Mark: Half-smoke indicates a need for career counseling.
	10:31am d¢ pät: Well, I've been mastering my own vegan sausages so I want to do it before Tofurky does and then rake in all that cash. They do make good shit though.
	10:32am Rich in Washington: weird. I'm just getting this white noise sound on the stream all of a sudden.
	10:32am d¢ pät: <-- probably in the running for best Album title ever.
	10:32am fred: @Mark: Hey, I still do that! I'm not really poor, but anything I save goes to the station. I ended last month with my account in the low 2 digits, that took some planning
	10:33am Cheri Pi: have you used smoked salt, or smoked paprika or that smoky flavoring stuff?
	10:33am Cheri Pi: $$get that Vegan cash$$
	10:33am Andrew Waterloo: I've always thought of half-smoke as a high school and college thing because you're smoking in between classes and on coffee breaks.
	10:33am Jeff: Has Bryce broken into the studio?
	10:34am d¢ pät: I use liquid smoke some times but I just scored this amazing Spanish smoeked paprika. That's probably key. But I still don't know what they taste like.
	10:34am Cheri Pi: My grandpa was a big fan of the half smoke, he'd put it right back into his pack and light it up later.
	10:34am glenn: what happens in vegan stays in vegan?
	10:36am fred: That's almost harsh noise wall, which is good. Unfortunately, I heard that the annual HNW fest in Montreuil might not happen this year.
	10:36am βrian: I avoid smoked anything, but this stuff is fairly nice: www.penzeys.com...
	10:36am Rich in Washington: I remember the half-smoke thing from high school. My friend Steve used to reek like an ashtray. It'd stink up the whole class. I just thought that's what smokers smelled like - then I realized he stole smokes from his mom and would just smoke part of it, stub it out, carry it for later. When I later started smoking, it was all or nothin'. Smoke it and throw it away.
	10:36am Greg from Bloomfield: @Jeff: Yesterday Dad referred to FMU as "That station that goes 'brrrrzzzzzhhhhhh'".
	10:37am βrian: I like this nocturnal noise, by the way.
	10:37am Frank from VT: can someone post when the stream is back? I gotta to to the GTDS stream...
	10:37am Chris M.: If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
	10:38am Cheri Pi: That's right Greg!
	10:38am fred: Clicky-star for that Kevin Drumm!
	10:40am Greg from Bloomfield: I hate to be harsh Chris, but those are the worst lyrics you've ever written.
	10:41am Chris M.: @Greg: it's a work in progress
	10:42am fred: @Chris: here's hoping you put some progress in that work
	10:43am coelacanth: i know people with boatloads of money who still don't waste shit.(& are generous) it's commendable. there's no reason to throw out 1/2 a ciggie.
	10:43am glenn: on the other hand, cocaine rhymes with more stuff than methamphetamine.
	10:43am VibraSlap: Keep you clacky stares and winky emojis to yourself.
	10:44am d¢ pät: well what ever you do, don't through that fucking cigarette on the ground. Or I will throttle you.
	10:46am d¢ pät: "through"! Ha! Ah, never mind...
	10:46am Jeff: Oh, good! Chris has fought off the vicious attack by Bryce and regained control of the studio!
	10:47am Cheri Pi: I haven't heard the word "sepulcher" in a long time.
	10:48am Chris M.: @Jeff: playing the catchier stuff for you
	10:48am Eyepatch Fox: AWESOME! I'm awake early enough on a Monday to remember to catch Imaginary Radio!! :D
	10:49am coelacanth: Greg @10:36 That's funny! ...my sister once said something like,"i actually don't hate some of that weird shit you listen to."
	10:49am Jeff: You're my buddy!
	10:49am βrian: How about "his sepulchral countenance?"
	10:49am Chris M.: PARTY
	10:50am glenn: didja get your antenna working, fox?
	10:50am SiHV: So much metal!
	10:51am Chris from DC: Do you have that Leviathan remix, "The Half Smoke of Their Torment"? I'll find my own way out.
	10:51am βrian: Greg @10:36 : Reminds me of the Knights who say "Ni."
	10:52am Jeff: You can tell Wrapped in Pale are probably fun-loving kids from the US, not, say, Brits or Brit-influenced Euros - wouldn't Brits be more likely to write "sepulchre"?
	10:52am βrian: "Half Smoke on the Water?"
	10:53am Jeff: Don't half-smoke in bed could mean almost anything.
	10:53am Greg from Bloomfield: Pretty much everything reminds me of the Knights Who Say "Ni".
	10:54am Eyepatch Fox: Glenn: It works better than it did! A shame my boyfriend is sleeping, or I'd be blasting the sounds to see if there's static.
	10:54am Jeff: Sepulchral Shrubbery.
	10:57am glenn: wake him up. give him coffee. you'll be forgiven.
	10:58am Eyepatch Fox: I've got half an hour to get out of the house for a doctor appointment. I'm not showered, nor dressed, and there's a cat on my lap. I am tempted to call out sick.
	10:59am Philter Pants: Careful with that coffee! It's an aphrodisiac.
	10:59am d¢ pät: "Oh Nights Who Until Recently Said 'Ni'"
	11:00am d¢ pät: *Knights!! DAMMIT! I better stop typing today...
	11:01am ottovonbqe: Call out sick for a doctor's appointment? that's impressive.
	11:02am glenn: but a cat.
	11:04am Greg from Bloomfield: Wasn't Prince "The Artist Who Until Recently Said Ni?"
	11:05am glenn: i always figured if you were too sick to go to work, you were too sick to go to the doctor and infect all those people sitting in the waiting room, most of whom already have compromised immune systems.
	11:05am Eyepatch Fox: The cat is really what does it.
	11:05am fleep: FM radio reception, gum surgery, nicotine conservation ... listener comments so edumacational, much learning.
	11:06am ottovonbqe: I wish my cat would call in sick for me. I've got a useless cat.
	11:07am βrian: Somebody has to sleep and lounge about. That's what cats do best. Such excellent mentors!
	11:08am glenn: a useless cat. that's either a tautology or an oxymoron. i guess it all depends.
	11:18am fred: I know that's blasphemous, but I don't like that new GY!BE much. Just like the earlier records, but now they do play in big expensive venues. I have nothing against that, but after all they said about that, I don't know, I hope they never play judge ever again
	11:19am Greg from Bloomfield: My cat is super useful: she can detect a stinkbug from two rooms away, and will not rest until she has destroyed it.
	11:24am common: hey!
	11:26am fred: Chris, it'd better be a good reason
	11:28am d¢ pät: I'M WITH YOU. Let's go get that gold!
	11:28am The Grimmis: FYI, Lise's web site http://www.lisesarfati.com/ might be NSFW.
	11:28am Greg from Bloomfield: I don't know much about prospecting, but I have a beard!
	11:29am fred: He can at least guarantee you'll be filthy
	11:30am JakeGould: Hello?
	11:30am Eyepatch Fox: Crap, what's going on? I was on the phone calling out sick for my doctor appointment.
	11:33am fred: Chris was giving out your weight in gold, you just missed it
	11:38am Eyepatch Fox: Aw, MAN! I could have finally gold-plated my collection of Chick tracts!
	11:41am r i s k y: Callers real quite.
	11:41am lil tramp: I can eat my shoe if we run out of food on trip.
	11:42am r i s k y: Better
	11:43am glenn: huh. gold plated cosmo mags. that'd be a sight.
	11:44am glenn: kidding. jeeeez.
	11:44am Chris M.: call in
	11:44am fleep: Klondike bars are available locally, why travel that far
	11:45am JakeGould: Tortillas of Gold.
	11:45am buddy: What do I do if I start seeing my fellow prospectors as giant cooked chickens?
	11:47am lala: what if my scarf has a keyboard on it?
	11:48am Ken From Hyde Park: @buddy - Reach for the barbecue sauce!
	11:49am kiemzi: i would cluck like a chicken for a klondike bar
	11:50am common: hee hee!
	11:50am Polyus: I got some new base layer tops on clearance this past weekend, so I'm good to go.
	11:50am lala: Jeremaiah Johnson
	11:50am coelacanth: is this Jake Gould?
	11:51am JakeGould: Yes, it was JakeGould.
	11:52am coelacanth: Some Funny Shit!
	11:52am C O L O S S U S: THIS IS THE VOICE OF CONTROL. I WANT TO COME ALONG ON THE TRIP.
	11:53am JakeGould: I really think my ability to make a bear cry is a valuable skill. The bear lives, but is emotionally scarred. And we get to walk around it and get to our destination.
	11:53am fred: Talking about carrying you kinda killed the gold rush
	11:54am coelacanth: i couldn't go; but i've got to go! Thank you Chris ciao people. ...agreed Jake. i could've used that skill a few times.
	11:56am JakeGould: I know who Gene Hackman is.
	11:57am matt Mottel: The part of my personality that is pro the trip would like to apologize for my other half ... I'm excited to go gold digging !
	11:58am JakeGould: NO CHICKS ON THE EXPEDITION!
	11:59am fred: @JakeGould: that nails it, no me either
	11:59am Greg from Bloomfield: Glad work decided to have a meeting at the exact minute this started.
	12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: You're going to need some maps - www.nps.gov...
	12:00pm Eyepatch Fox: Hoooray! Every time I call in to the station, my hands shake a little bit less.
	12:02pm JakeGould: If you reject me from the expedition Chris, I’ll just form a B-team with a hawk (to trail you), the crying bear (who will be my friend after reconciliation) a few penguins (the building kind) and a faithful Indian. We’ll let you do all the gold finding work and we will do the gold taking.
	12:11pm JakeGould: “I, Jake Gould, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he not be Chris M. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerely, Jake Gould.” www.youtube.com...

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