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Playlist for 06 January 2016 Options | Year of the Monkey Show

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Artist Song Album Images New Approx. start time
Psilosamples  Glub Glub   Options Rolê: New Sounds of Brazil (V/A) 
Car Seat Headrest  Times to Die   Options Teens of Style 
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Matmos  Teen Paranormal Romance   Options The Marriage of True Minds      0:06:36 (Pop‑up)
Schlammpeitziger  Rollrockers Feinrippröhren   Options Vorausschauende Bebauung 
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The Slew  Robbing Banks (Doin' Time)   Options 100% 
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FM Belfast  Pump   Options  
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Signor Benedick the Moor  Aristotelian Reptilian Pavillion (Opening Titles)   Options El Negro 
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Maki Asakawa  Nemuru No Ga Kowai   Options Self Titled 
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Kim Jon and the Ill-tones  Motherland Megamix   Options Radio Pyongyang: Commie Funk and Agit Pop from the Hermit Kingdom 
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Unknown Vietnamese Ensemble  The Internationale   Options  
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Coco Briaval Quartet  The Internationale   Options  
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Bob Dylan  Absolutely Sweet Marie (alt take)   Options Bob Dylan 1965-1966 The Cutting Edge 
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Lulu  To Sir with Love   Options  
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Mark E Smith  Mark E Smith eating Spicy Noodle Soup   Options  
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Pink Floyd  Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast, with Mark E Smith Eating a Banana in the Background   Options Atom Heart Mother 
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Dave Soldier  Everdream   Options The Kropotkins 
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Sola  Boya's Adventure   Options Blues In The East 
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Curlew  Let's Sit Right Down / The Passing   Options A Beautiful Western Saddle 
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The Last Poets  It's a Trip   Options Black Fire! New Spirits! Radical and Revolutionary Jazz in the USA 1957-82 v/a 
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Curtis Mayfield  If There's a Hell Below, We're All Gonna Go   Options  
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Cobra Verde  Media Whore   Options Vintage Crime 
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Grimes  Flesh Without Blood   Options Art Angels 
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Besoin Dead  Haime de Classe   Options Pair, Tu n'es Pas Impair 
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Lame Drivers  Slow Detective   Options Chosen Era 
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Wire  Map Reference 41 N 93 W   Options       2:08:58 (Pop‑up)
Pastels  Cycle (My Bloody Valentine Remix)   Options  
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Irma Thomas  Anyone Who Knows What Love Is (Will Understand)   Options  
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The Group Image  Hiya   Options A Mouth in the Clouds 
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The Peanut Butter Conspiracy  Flight of the Psychedelic Bumblebee   Options The Peanut Butter Conspiracy Is Spreading 
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101 Strings  Flameout   Options  
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Kumbia Queers  Luci, Fer y Sam   Options  
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The Toilet Bowl Cleaners  Poop Into a Wormhole   Options  
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Bob Dylan  Idiot Wind   Options Blood on the Tracks 
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The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan  A Better Version of Blood on the Tracks   Options  
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Harvey Matusow's Jews Harp Band  Clootch Hunt   Options The War Between Fats and Thins 
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Friends of Dean Martinez  Warmth of the Sun   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25am -Ken:

Morning everybody! Great to be back. Or at least it will be once I get to the station.
Avatar 6:40am groucho:

Happy New Year!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

The real Lemmy lived for 70 years. One atom of Lemmium would only last milliseconds. Hi, Ken. Welcome back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:03am -Ken:

Hi Ken from HP, Hi Groucho.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:12am People Like Us:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:32am cory:

hi kens and non-kens
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:47am Losermom:

Got any birthday music today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:52am cory:

Ken, you might dig this
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:54am cory:

oh yeah, link shortening. bill nye gifs
  8:23am P-90:

Happy New Year and welcome back, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:36am Brian C.:

Nerdy confession: Ken, I use your gifs as avatars for my fantasy football team. This season, it worked, I won! A few hundred clams! I'll be sure to share come Marathon time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:37am -Ken:

Birthday music, for you, Losermom?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:41am -Ken:

Glad to be of help Brian. I lost my shirt in the Sportsy Talk Fantasy league. I didnt even realize it was a FREE league. I got bad advice,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:48am Guido from Cologne:

happy New Year Ken!
Avatar 8:58am orpheusviking:

on 12-23-2015, voivod announced a new ep release set for february to include a cover of "silver machine". I was so looking forward to letting you know, but Lemmys death slowed my excitement. I am still happy its coming.
Avatar 9:02am Marcel M:

Welcome back Ken!
  9:02am Slazenger:

KEnnnnnnn!! Happy New Year to you and yours! I am overjoyed to begin another year with your talented insight. Continued success for WFMU. Don't play any crap today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am Vivian:

Good morning and Happy New Year to all! Working from home this morning. I'm waiting for the electrician to poke his head into the room and say 'What the hell are you listening to?!"
Avatar 9:03am Dan B From Upstate:

Welcome back, Ken. A small shame that stupid people started posting on the 7SD facebook page while you were, no doubt, trying to relax with family.
Avatar 9:06am Marcel M:

That text decoding thing is.... amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am -Ken:

Thanks for the warm welcomes back everybody! Dan, thanks for letting me know. I try to stay away from Facebook but I suppose I will have to go delete stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am Owlex:

What a treat to listen to Ken's nonsense live and have my words forever archived on the playlist.
Avatar 9:11am Dan B From Upstate:

I've been trying to report stuff as soon as I see it. I think the fb admins have been taking care of it. Anyway, enough about facebook. Ken's back! Joy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am Vivian:

Ken, did you go anywhere over the holidays? Anything exciting for New Year's Eve?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Here comes that "Rollrockers Feinrippröhren" song. I love this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am -Ken:

Thank you Dan. Vivian, I went to Michigan and then I went to Northern Michigan, just in time for the hurricane blizzard up there which is why I didnt make it back in time for last week's show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am -Ken:

Slazenger, I wish I could say that this week would be a crap-free show but alas, I can not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am MD:

Good Morning and HAPPY NEW YEAR ! Hope we all,DLOD,SBBQ,OMGB....NMH! Because...MHIO!!!
  9:20am Robin Banks:

This jams!
  9:22am Brendan:

Hey Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am MD:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am MD:

I know a Robin Banks!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am Vivian:

@Ken - I thought you took off last Wednesday as a vacation day. Hurricane blizzard, good grief!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am MD:

By the way (BTW) That was no H-BOMB....IT WAS GODZILL
Ho no there goes Soul and Tokyo!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am MD:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am foofs:

...currently experiencing floaters...

1hr sax solo? Nachum did it this morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope some Kim Jong Un with H-bomb GIFs become available to follow up the Great Leader satellite GIF. I guess this one might do:
  9:36am Sam:

That guy with the dinosaur head is a fucking poet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am Losermom:

Sorry, yes for me. I just turned 50. Yikes. 50 music could also work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am -Ken:

I can play "50 Year Old Woman" by The Fall but I'd have to wing it.
  9:39am smallybiggs:

This is a communist ass set
  9:40am MONEYBAG$:

Ken, has anyone in the music industry ever addressed you as "Kenny Baby"?
  9:40am Sam:

Kim Jong looks a bit like Henry the 8th. And they have some traits in common I think. They should dress him up like that with the hat and feathers and beard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am Owlex:

Play the fall
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am Owlex:

then von sudenfed
Avatar 9:41am Adam from Philly:

I hope KimJong isn't listening to WFMU, or else we'll all be in BIG trouble.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am -Ken:

yes, Moneybags, Steve Albini did one time but he was super coked up so I forgave him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am Owlex:

then play the sounds of mark e. smith eating soup
  9:42am KimJong:

Stop this now
  9:42am MONEYBAG$:

You know, everyone I ask that question to gives the same answer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am Losermom:

Hmmm, I wonder how many 50 year old songs there actually are . . .
  9:43am Kim-IlKatonah:

Ken Show is BEST Show!

That Radio Pyongyang Disk is great tool to smite Imperialist War-mongers!

First heard on Monica's' show in 2005! Sadly she was sent to re-education camp, apparently..
  9:43am smallybiggs:

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  9:44am smallybiggs:

Avatar 9:45am egal:

Ken Jong-numero-uno
  9:45am Brendan:

This song bodes for a glorious year of the monkey.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am KenSungPark:

That's some good giffery!
  9:47am Donald Trump:

You're not making America Great Again
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am MD:

Stephan Grappelli???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am MD:

Land of The NEW Rising SUn??!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:51am MD:

I wanna see a Giant Monster Donald Fight a Giant Monster Kim-Jong Um!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am Ike:

Ken is the classiest, most high-quality DJ around right now, and definitely not a total loser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am listener monica:

Now that I've heard the internationale twice I know it is definitely Wednesday
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am MD:

How do we Thank you KEN!?!?! HOW???
Avatar 9:54am egal:

Are you suggesting Chairman Ken is a partial loser, comrade Ike?
  9:54am Brendan:

To sir would be excellent pitch shifted to demon voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am Andrew Waterloo:

I just realized that there is a little girl holding a big box of tissue in that weird reptilian battle gif.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am MD:

Oh Yeah...Money!!! I almost forgot...:) (smile face)
  9:56am BUAL:

Here we go finally some quality
Avatar 9:57am Marcel M:

I can't hear myself eating my bagel over this noodle racket!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57am Owlex:

Thank you ken! You made my year already.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:57am AnAnonymousParty:

Doesn't sound that spicy to me.
  9:58am Crustinator:

WTF, if I wanted to listen to an old guy eating toast and tea, I'd got to the nursing home and see my dad!
  9:58am Brendan:

Careful don't get anything near his mouth
Avatar 10:00am Marcel M:

@Crustinator: But this way you save on bus fare.
  10:00am Ted:

My Misophonia agggggghhh!!!
Avatar 10:01am Dan B From Upstate:

Either those noodles are super crunchy, or Mark E chews with his mouth open.
Avatar 10:02am Slazenger:

Oh great.
  10:02am MONEYBAG$:

The Flaming Lips are working on a cover of this with Lindsey Lohan and Garth Brooks (as Chris Gaines)
Avatar 10:03am Slazenger:

Ya know when your swimming in a pool and you get to a warm spot? That is whats going on here musically.
Avatar 10:04am Marcel M:

When I swim in pools the warm spots follow me every where I go... just lucky I guess.
Avatar 10:05am Slazenger:

Floyd was like that back in the day.
Avatar 10:06am Slazenger:

An out of tune e string and an experiment gone awry
  10:06am Fred R:

Sunny side up. Always puts me in a nice mood!
Avatar 10:06am Risky:

This is easily the most annoying thing I've ever heard, way worse than anything Kenny G in my opnion.... Congrats Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am -Ken:

Slazenger you speak truth to warm spots.
Avatar 10:07am Slazenger:

I told him. I told him. Don't play any crap.
  10:08am Brendan:

I savor and appreciate this all the more in light of the impending banana extinction
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

When warm spots happen in a pool like that, I call them El Nonos.
Avatar 10:08am Mark S:

sounds like a very ripe banana
Avatar 10:08am Risky:

I had a terrible banana today.
Avatar 10:09am Slazenger:

But no, we have to listen to Sid Barret's epiglottis
Avatar 10:10am Risky:

If you have ear buds in or headphones and have open mouth chewing this is PURE HELL
Avatar 10:10am B Uno-Air Logic:

Epiglottis @ BIG LOTS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Webhamster Henry:

My internet connection conked out during Kim Jon and the Ill-tones, and I thought it was you testing the silence detector!
  10:10am Brendan:

Early apple today Ken?
Avatar 10:10am Marcel M:

@Risky: Too ripe? Not ripe enough?
Avatar 10:10am Slazenger:

any fingernails on chalkboards, Ken?
  10:10am Listening Out There:

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - G. Marx
Avatar 10:10am Adam from Philly:

How many bananas is Mark eating?
Avatar 10:11am Slazenger:

Yoko ono songs? Just as disturbing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am MD:

Who wants to make love to Cousin It???
I bet there is a whole fetish group out there!!! Ya Know!!!???
  10:12am Crustinator:

I'm a gonna hurl....
  10:13am Polyus:

oh no no no no no no no
Avatar 10:13am Risky:

@Marcel not ripe enough
  10:13am Hot Bar:

So the court had some kind of confirmation that Mark Smith had written, "a Star Wars vehicle Paul's off" ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am MD:

I want It!! I want It Badly!!!
  10:13am Polyus:

even worse with earbuds
Avatar 10:13am Marcel M:

@Risky: Ahhh... thats the worst! No taste! I find bananas (beyond the ripeness factor) to be pretty consistent as opposed to other fruits.
  Swag For Life Member 10:14am c0NZ:

How about drinking sounds?
  10:14am Hot Bar:

... And Steve Sharples is like, I wrote "pulls up."
Avatar 10:15am Marcel M:

Hmmm.... I got new headphones for Xmas.... should I do it??
Avatar 10:15am Risky:

I ripped my earbuds out in total disgust! It was fun!
Avatar 10:15am Risky:

@Marcel Do it!
  10:16am Sam:

Sounds of liposuction?
Avatar 10:16am Dan B From Upstate:

Eugene Mirman is great.
Avatar 10:17am Marcel M:

Headphones ON.... woah.... trippy.
  10:17am Brendan:

Here is a fine addition to the ASMR mouth sounds library :
  10:17am maja:

gonna vomit, looks like i'm kind of sensitive after all, no burping? bye..
  10:17am Hot Bar:

Aka "gross asmr" or gasmr
Avatar 10:17am Marcel M:

Hhahaha... my mom finally stopped telling me I chose the wrong job a few years ago.
  10:18am Sam:

Wow, these are fantastic
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18am MD:

This is Satan Calling....Vote for Trump...
  10:19am P-90:

Where have these ringtones been all my life?
Avatar 10:19am zeer:

// another ASMR Highlight: 1h of nut-sack massage!
or how about an alien, shaving a pumpkin? everything goes
Avatar 10:19am Stashu:

Wow just wow
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:19am Losermom:

No, it's an apple, dammit.
Avatar 10:19am Risky:

I love all of you.
  10:20am mark:

Love it! WFMU the eating and ring tone sounds radio
  10:20am MONEYBAG$:

Please tell me he pressed this on vinyl
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am Ken From Hyde Park:

Maybe ten years ago, I had a Motorola RAZR phone. I could record "Pick up the phone!" and simply select the resulting mp3 for the ring tone. I need to do something like that with my current Android phone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:20am Webhamster Henry:

Nokia Ringtone Orchestra:
  10:21am mark:

Mark E. Smith Eating Spicy Noodle Soup, great !
  10:21am adam_nspy:

Cromagnon on ESP is the only logical next step
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am courtneynoir:

it's funny cos I'm eating an apple along with this -STEREO
  10:25am Nellie:

This is scaring my cat
  10:25am Hot Bar:

I want to hear the sounds of sausage being made
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Has this been invented yet? An automatic "dump button"? Signal processing software that detects a cuss word and automatically silences the word. No human intervention required!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am Pip Von Birmingham:

Dayum- did i miss MArk E Smith eating noodles? How does it measure up to himreading out the football results?
Avatar 10:30am egal:

It was actually a live feed from the WFMU cafeteria.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

I laughed at the Futurama scene where Hermes unlocked the door and flipped the sign from "Sorry, we're closed" to "Sorry, we're open."
Avatar 10:30am Dan B From Upstate:

$8 for a chili dog. Must be in New York. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:30am Pip Von Birmingham:

So deadpan
  10:31am Brendan:

I have that sign next to me at work
Avatar 10:31am Dan B From Upstate:

NYC, or the casino down the road from me...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am Webhamster Henry:

That reminded me of the 1610 version of "I'm so full of Cake", from Kenny G's Cake Cover fest:
Avatar 10:35am Marcel M:

@Dan: Apparently its in Newark Airport... haha:
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am 1ke:

It's really strange (but nice) to work at an office where a couple of other people know FMU and don't think it's especially bizarre if I mention that Station Mgr. Ken is playing epiglottal noises and Eugene Mirman ringtones.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am Andrew Waterloo:

@Ken from Hyde Park in the show Black Books there is an episode where Manny tries to flip the sign from closed to open only discovered that both sides of the sign said closed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

New Year's Resolution: Listen to more crap.
Done and done! See you next January!
Avatar 10:36am Marcel M:

1ke: Wow... thats rare.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

My other resolution is to use up all the almost-expired stuff in the medicine cabinet. Is it safe to mix probiotic, fish oil and ear medication tablets?
Avatar 10:47am Dan B From Upstate:

That's hilarious, Marcel. All right. Conference call. I'll listen to the last hour plus on the archive. Have a great week everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:47am -Ken:

Ken from HP: YES. It is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

@-Ken - Great, thanks. All that stuff is going into the kids' soup tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am Lizardner Dave:

These could be remix material, no?
Avatar 10:52am Marcel M:

Ohh... thats a good topic. People will actually call.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am Planet Tyler:

I think you have to say "Gub'ment" or would-be-occupiers might not know who you're talking to. And BTW, I listen to ALL of 7SD :)
Avatar 10:53am Marcel M:

I listened to the full hour! I must be a total looser...
Avatar 10:53am Marcel M:

Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am Ike:

A vast minority?
  10:55am jan:

Oh, you Jest, Ken, about taking over a N.J. town. Did you forget how offhanded quips made to airline attendants about hijacking the plane will bring a serious security response? The N.J. governor has no sense of humor about these remarks and neither does Homeland Security. I saw something and now I am saying something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am -Ken:

Jan, I'll only get in trouble of somebody actually takes over the town of Walpack, NJ. And in that case, wont it be worth it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am Carmichael:

Heya Kenneth and those of your ilk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am Ike:

Grimes has gotten less weird, but I love this song anyway. I'd love to see it go to #1 on the charts, it's a buttload better than the other slick stuff they're playing on Z100 lately. But is this a stream off of Spotify or something? It sounds muddy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am Planet Tyler:

I just told my boss I am not here as a federal worker today but as an occupier of a federal building. And I will just listen to WFMU till....shoot, what's the point again?
Avatar 11:01am Marcel M:

Wait so what happened in Walpak? I only caught the end. I just looked up the wiki page and want to move there. Did Mayor Victor J. Maglio step down? Can I take his place??
  11:01am Wisconsin listener:

Ken -

Any plans to revive your comedy career in 2016?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

I was joking about the soup, by the way. I'm not giving my kids any of those tablets. I'm going to ingest them myself.
Avatar 11:05am Marcel M:

Well... we know that sign is not outside of Andy's home theater..
  11:07am Sam:

No masturbation? Ha, good luck enforcing that!
  11:07am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

Happy New Year Ken and listeners!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am -Ken:

Wisconsin Listener - No, I'm too stressed out with this new company Im starting up. Doing standup just takes up more time than I have unfortunately.
  11:09am Guessed:

Good morning, tuning in from California!
Avatar 11:10am Roberto:

I was about to say that LD chorus was reminiscent of Map Ref.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am Carmichael:

I find your repeated use of the chess stripper gif to be troubling. Couldn't you have used a photo of our crying President for the Media Whore song?
  11:13am jan:

Ken, Years back, I was on a Red Eye Flight from California, and in a stopover in Texas, I remained on board waiting for the plane to resume the final leg of the flight. That horrible airplane music was playing over the P.A. at 3:00AM or so, making sleep impossible. A flight attendant passed by my seat and I said, "if you don't turn off that music, I'm gonna hijack the plane." She stared for a moment at me, left and then came back with the captain. I managed to convince them that I was just joking....
Avatar 11:13am Okasa:

Happy New Year to one and all.
Avatar 11:15am Okasa:

New Year's Resolution: listen to more novelty Hawaiian music from the late 20's. Obviously Ken's show won't help with that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am -Ken:

I just banned a commenter for the WFMU Friendship Society Crime of impersonation. Never pretend to be another member of this community, either a listener or DJ. That's crossing the line (seriously, for once).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope I'm not sounding preachy here, but we US citizens might resolve to get registered to vote (if not already registered) and prepare to vote out their bum or bums of choice in the November election.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:19am Mike East:

@Ken - I'm glad y'all implemented a terms of service with the new website launch...was much needed, imo, and it's a pretty good read, as far as TOS's go.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:20am -Ken:

Mike, that was actually on the old site as well. Probably just easier to find on the new site.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am Mike East:

yeah, that makes sense.
  11:31am Brendan:

Heya Hiya Howareya
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:32am -Ken:

Jan, I once almost got arrested at Newark Airport when I said the word 'Fuck' privately, to my son, and a TSA Retard told me it was against federal law to curse in the airport. We got into an argument about his non-existent law. Fortunately my son got me to chill out before I destroyed everybody's good time.
  11:32am Brendan:

(A chant from one of the friendly native American tribes)
  11:34am PMD:

Happy new year! I got a new car and can now listen through the car! Yay!
  11:34am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

@Ken-thanks for Group Image, they rock!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am Devin B.:

Of all the things you've played today, that's what you apologize for?
  11:36am Blinda:

But it's just a beeeeeeee, just a bumblebeeeeeee
  11:37am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

The Peanut Butter Conspiracy was like one of the really lame songs from Easy Rider or something....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am -Ken:

Devin, that is correct. I really really hated that once the singer came on...
  11:37am Blinda:

I wish Ken would put that song back on, I honestly do. Sometimes it is weirdly interesting to smell putrid meat.
  11:38am Brendan:

Peanut butter can be smooth or crunchy. Jazz should never be smooth.
  11:39am Blinda:

Also Ken where do you get your GIFS?? Your gif game is strong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:40am -Ken:

Blinda, mostly from Tumblr, Google Plus and Flipboard.
Avatar 11:42am Marcel M:

Woah... jokerfan's best song for sure.
Avatar 11:42am Mark S:

yeah poop into a wormhole
  11:42am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

THIS song has to be the worst one. Wormhole. My God. Poop into a wormhole. Really?! I'm laughing so hard though...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Mike East:

oh yes, thank you for this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am Devin B.:

You're right, Ken. That song was pretty bad. I really enjoyed the eating sounds, though!
  11:43am Brendan:

Somebody send this to Stephen Hawking!
Avatar 11:43am Marcel M:

Ken, can you play something I don't like so I can leave for work?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Carmichael:

Good show, Ken. I have to leave now, as the wormhole is calling. MHIO.
  11:44am Sam:

Ooh, he stuck it to the Spin Doctors there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am -Ken:

We are really lucky that I played only two Dylan songs today. I have been listening to nothing but Dylan for the last week.
  11:45am KP:

Donald Trump theme song
Avatar 11:45am Hunterian:

"Poop Into a Wormhole" made my pine for "Flight of the Psychedelic Bumblebee."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am -Ken:

And there is still NO GOOD TRUMP SONG!!! What the hell is going on?!
  11:46am Sam:

All wormholes lead to Trump's face
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Michael:

Dylan is a very large wormhole to fall into.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am -Ken:

And I've been looking, too. Where is Steinski on Trump?
Avatar 11:48am Marcel M:

@Ken: Three hour Dylan show coming up?
Avatar 11:49am spidermank:

..better than worm in the poop hole maybe..
(managed to catch me some Ken time , great show cheers)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am -Ken:

No, I wouldnt do that Marcel. Not sure why. It seems wrong.
Avatar 11:51am Marcel M:

I feel you. It could possibly open a worm hole.
  11:51am Sam:

He sings like Adam Sandler
  11:52am jan:

@Ken- My father would have never used that word in front of us kids
back in the 50s and 60s. He strongly cautioned us against using those dirty words, and his strongest oaths were "sugar" if he smashed his finger with a hammer. It was only after his kids returned from college that he used the word shit- only after hearing his kids say it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am Michael:

article on jokerfan:
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:53am MD:

  11:54am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

Great show Ken! Thank you! The Poop a Wormhole was the Coup de grace or whaterver.
Avatar 11:55am spidermank:

a cop threatened me with arrest for saying fuck after i had been in a car crash.
  11:57am nEIL cOMMA wILD:

We just got some active shooter drill info and it said when exiting with the cops after the event keep your hands up, fingers spread and do NOT ask questions!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am Losermom:

Crunchy show, today.
  11:58am zm:

I noticed the quality of your GIF collection is declining.
  11:58am jess:

That segue was the best thing that has happened to me in 2016.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

@-Ken - Maybe the TSA agent thought you were on the air at the time?
  11:58am Sam:

The TSA and the FCC should merge
  11:58am Brendan:

Thanks KF
  11:59am zm:

I noticed the quality of your GIF collection has been declining.
  12:00pm P-90:

Thanks, Ken
  9:48am foreign_listener_k:

Excellent version of Mj Tom.

Any chance of hearing Tina putting out gasonline with fire?

Quite understandably, the 3 Chord Monte stayed true to the source.
  9:53am foreign_listener_k:

Well, the Stranglers was an excellent choice - as is Tina Turner, of course. Let's face it- station manager Ken is in master control, and the result is exactly what one expects from WFMU. Because let's face it - some of us are both too old and too young to appreciate the numerous facets of Davy Jones.
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