Robot Takeover Take One: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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7:08am -Ken:

Hello everybody!

7:17am Losermom:

Good morning.

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7:20am -Ken:

Hello Losermom!

7:25am cory:

mornin'

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7:32am -Ken:

Any requests?

7:38am orpheuswasaviking:

Good morning! would there be any olga remixes in existence? if so, that would be my request. If not, that would be a market unfulfilled needing attention.

7:56am orpheusviking:

How about -"in canada", by BJ Snowden.

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7:59am -Ken:

There actually are Olga remixes. I will play one. And that's a great request Orpheus, thank you!

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8:00am -Ken:

Will somebody please tell me what is going on? Please! Tell me! I am scared. What is happening here?

8:01am Losermom:

Snow day.

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8:04am -Ken:

I am sorry. My son hacked into my computer there, that little scamp. I am going to have to cut him now. I will be right back.

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8:32am -Ken:

OK. All finished. I am sorry about that.

8:36am cory:

did you cut that little punk good?

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8:39am -Ken:

Thank you very much for asking, Cory. The answer to your question is, Yes, I cut that little punk good. He will not try to hack me again. Of that, I am sure.

8:41am cory:

"thumbs up"

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8:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

For whatever reason, Google Play sent me an offer to pick out a movie for 99¢. I'm going to go get the WFMU movie. Cool story, huh?

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8:47am -Ken:

Thank you for saying Thumbs Up, Cory. I think I am going to play a song by Hootie and the Blowfish now.

8:49am Michael:

Morning Ken

8:52am FɍFɍ(:

Hello, Ken, cory, Michael, Losermon, KFH & others!

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8:53am -Ken:

Ladies and Gentlemen. Please give a big Wednesday Morning Welcome to Hootie and His Blowfish!

8:54am cory:

hiya fofo

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8:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Today's request: Please play performers who backed out of the inauguration festivities.

9:00am FɍFɍ(:

Images request:
- Senhor Testiculo - http://imgur.com/gallery/1Mo9D

9:02am Cheri Pi:

Morn'n Ken

9:02am Cliff in Prague:

Stereolab & NWW <3 <3 <3

9:02am melinda:

hi folks!

9:03am Greg from ZONE 5:

App update is FYAH!

9:03am Hazela:

Thanks for the Stereolab
Miss them so much

9:03am doctorjazz:

Hi all!

9:04am Sem Chumbo:

Hello and good morning, SM Ken, and Ken Konsciousnesses.

9:04am doctorjazz:

Got to see Sex and Broadcasting, was much fun!

9:04am cosmic matrix:

STEREOLAB! i used to luv ping

9:04am melinda:

I request Free Love Messes Up My Life by Bongwater.

9:05am herb.nyc:

Is this the Break and Slake show?

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9:05am Guido from Cologne:

Love Stereolab!

9:07am Undead83:

Hello Ken ^^ Good morning, great show, as always. Play something by Frank Zappa for us please xD

9:07am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Good morning from far too close to the white house.

9:07am Uncle Michael:

I am resistant to change today. Please don't change anything today.

9:08am Goyim in the AM:

It's the "Coffee and Get Off Me" show!

9:08am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'Berrocal! mit der Liebezeit! Holy crap!

9:08am Polyus:

This drum loop is fantastic, whatever it is.

9:10am Mark S:

The drum loop is Jaki Liebezeit!

9:11am Hugh:

More rocka less rulers!

9:11am Losermom:

Ken from Hyde Park - I second that, especially the B Street Band!

9:11am Polyus:

Damn, so it is.

9:12am Cliff in Prague:

"ecks dee" says the computer voice

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9:12am Devin B.:

LET's GET WEIRD!!

9:12am AndrewC.:

I am eternally miserable that the soundtrack to Badlands was never released as an LP.

9:13am ultradamno:

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

9:13am Losermom:

Ha! Always something deranged going on here. Love it!

9:13am Cliff in Prague:

""ecks dee" says the computer voice" says the computer voice

9:13am Ike:

Everything sounds creepy in this voice.

9:13am FɍFɍ(:

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!

9:13am Rev. Turnip Druid:

NOT COOL, MAN. Robots are not carrot-cake sympathetic.

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9:13am AnAnonymousParty:

toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

9:13am Roberto:

May I have a voice as well?

9:13am asheville jon:

stop reading my mind!!!

9:14am Torbjørn:

Hey, does anyone know the guy who turned revolutionaries and activists into foodies and tech bloggers a few years ago ?

9:14am nayecky:

Cocaine: the big lie

9:14am Max NoRoom:

A. E. I. O. U. Some times Y.

9:14am Jay:

Am I supposed to be hearing these messages in the stream?

9:14am Losermom:

Keep it coming!

9:14am Lizardner Dave:

Join the monkey robot alliance!

9:14am Roberto:

Ooh I like my sexy robo-voice.

9:14am melinda:

This is great.

9:14am braveness23:

Stop that noise behind the door! No Peggy, it hurts! No Peggy, no!

9:15am Torbjørn:

On second hand, it's doesn't matter. Everyone is already dead anyway.

9:15am Undead83:

It's really fun to have our voices on Ken's computer haha

9:15am Cliff in Prague:

Everything sounds funnier when read deliberately by a creepy robot

9:15am thedunkel:

Uh oh Ken found the 'Start Speaking' feature… KHALM KHLAM KHALM GBV

9:15am Davee:

Would you rather be ahead or a little behind???

9:15am Goyim in the AM:

What robot voice? Ken is playing smooth jazz hits as usual. Are you ok?

9:15am Brian C.:

Music Please!!

9:15am Lizardner Dave:

Free goulash for all my friends!

9:15am ?:

grow up, ken!

9:15am ChrisB.:

All your base belong to us.

9:15am orpheusviking:

relevant email sent to you ken

9:15am gerg:

Welcome to the comments show, this is your host KLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

9:15am Hugh:

Miscellaneous cuss words!

9:16am listener_fern:

@Jay. Hah! You sad stream.

9:16am Dave in Vermont:

Now this is a DJ I could stand talking over the music.

9:16am Max NoRoom:

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big. For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just more very dishonest media!

9:16am asheville jon:

my hovercraft is full of eels

9:16am thedunkel:

LONG LIVE W F M U GBV

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9:16am -Ken:

No More Multiple A's por favor.

9:16am Lizardner Dave:

It is a snowy day.

9:16am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Nice pre-OSX flashback. Haven't heard the BUBBLES voice yet.

9:16am Davee:

I have to go to the bathroom, is that normal for a robot????

9:17am Cheri Pi:

Comma zero comma zero comma zero

9:17am Mark S:

I hope Ken never grows up

9:17am Cliff in Prague:

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:17am Jay:

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

9:17am Tyler:

this is a fantastic way to wake up in the morning

9:17am ?:

TBTBTBTBTTTTTTTTTT A A A A TBTTTBB

9:17am nayecky:

Dave: this mission is too important for you to jeopardize it

9:17am foofs:

dgjtdikugdkiugdkiucybkuibgydkigybkgiuygbkidhgfiugynmiugynkiguybmdukgybgmg

9:17am r i s k y:

Morning all!
Have the day off and heading to north NJ listening to WFMU all day!

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9:17am AnAnonymousParty:

Dave's not here

9:18am Torbjørn:

Hello, it's Mrs. McCormick calling again. The dog has escaped from the back yard.

9:18am Lizardner Dave:

Reverse cowgirl reverse cowgirl suspended congress

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9:18am Walt:

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

9:18am thedunkel:

You have meddle with the FORCES OF NATURE MR. BEALE! AND YOU WILL ATONE!

9:18am Davee:

Please tell me, I want to know!!!

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9:18am Devin B.:

This is radio for adults

9:18am Cliff in Prague:

Did I break it?

9:18am braveness23:

It's 3 oclock in the morning, Andy, it's time to go to bed.

9:18am Jim Price:

Robot man must eat monkey meat. Please help me mother.

9:18am Losermom:

This is distracting me from my work in the most pleasant way. As usual.

9:18am MeDave:

My row but itches

9:18am Fuzzy:

Praytell how such a half a man could be so far from heaven flung and hung upon the cross of why our sky don't share the selfsame stars

9:18am FɍFɍ(:

I'm so sorry for contributing for the Neil Young robot song.

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9:19am -Ken:

Way to break the robot, Cliff. Everybody stop it with the multiple letters.

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9:19am AnAnonymousParty:

each hit and eye

9:19am Cheri Pi:

VOIVOD

9:19am Tyler:

What a terrible night to have a curse.

9:19am Cliff in Prague:

I used to do QA for a tech company, Ken.

9:20am Brian C.:

Corn weenie REALLY, REALLY!

9:20am ScottC:

We have Ken. If you want to see him again deposit 27,000,000 Everyready batteries in the east river by noon...

9:20am nayecky:

Who farted?

9:20am foofs:

What's a num kul fuh tuh jul futumsh?

9:20am Roberto:

Work? What work?

9:20am Undead83:

That's really a great song now, enjoy it guys

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9:20am AnAnonymousParty:

I farted

9:20am JakeGould:

This weather. Meh.

9:21am holland oats:

Hey you, don't watch that, watch this
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well, listen buster
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
Of madness
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond
One step beyond

9:21am Lizardner Dave:

JONESY!

9:21am Torbjørn:

Please call in with any reports about ongoing computer or robot fires in the New Jersey area. 901-879-9068.

9:21am Cliff in Prague:

I love it when the DJs talk over the music

9:21am Goyim in the AM:

Turns out sentience is overrated. Who'd a thunk it?

9:21am ultradamno:

Rival biker gangs working inauguration security. Altamont 2017.

9:21am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Most metaphors don't bear close examination.

9:21am gerg:

Olive oil, WFMU. Olive all of yous perty perples.

9:21am Bronwyn Bishop:

Morning Ken, robots and everyone.

9:22am Michael:

I like the song Bum Leg by Cake Like.

9:22am ultradamno:

*&#!%@!!//

9:22am JakeGould:

Nobody sells real grapefruit juice anymore.

9:22am ULTRASEVEN:

Death is inevitable, enjoy life while you have it.

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9:22am -Ken:

So what I have learned here is that exclamation marks kill SAM. Please dont use exclamation marks.

9:22am FɍFɍ(:

I didn't craw to the top of the food chain to eat salad.

9:23am Jim Price:

We don't care if you only love we
We don't care if you only love we
We love you, we love you, and we hope
That you will love we too
We love they, we love they, and
We want you to love they too
Ah
We don't care if you hound we and
Love is all around we
Love can't get our minds off
We love you, we love you
You will never win we
Your uniforms don't fit we
We forget the place we're in
'Cause we love you
We love you, of course, we do
I love you, I love you
And I hope that you won't prove wrong too
We love you, we do, we love you, we do

9:23am Listener Scott:

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Get ready Raleigh, for the biggest Monster Truck Rally of the year. Grave Digger versus The Punisher. Its metal twisting action from 7pm -10pm.

9:23am Davee:

I am Sam, I am!

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9:23am -Ken:

Oh damn it now it's REALLY broken

9:23am ultradamno:

Sorry, was just trying to safely curse.

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9:23am Guido from Cologne:

Robots can't exclaim?

9:23am Dave in Vermont:

Please pass the spark plugs.

9:23am Ultraseven:

Aw man, I'll miss you Sam

9:24am holland oats:

my bad

9:24am Cliff in Prague:

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted

9:24am Davee:

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam.

9:24am JakeGould:

SAM = Software Automatic Mouth?

9:24am Tyler:

If we ever revive SAM, will he become a regular part of the program?

9:24am asheville jon:

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.

But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you can not change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change.

Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it so badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.

But if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And this bird you cannot change.
And this bird you cannot change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord, help me, I can't change.

Lord, I can't change.
Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?

9:25am orpheus was a viking:

my dog is kind of stupid

9:26am Hugh:

Another reason self-driving cars will never work. Exclamation points will crash them.

9:27am cosmic matrix:

i used to play with sam at the barnes and noble on central avenue when i was a kid

9:27am JakeGould:

Does Darth Vader have a butt?

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9:27am Devin B.:

This robot won't stop talking over the music

9:27am Davee:

Where is Ron?

9:27am Losermom:

No fair, Free Bird!!

9:27am ultradamno:

Rival biker gangs working inauguration security. Altamon

9:27am Davee:

Where is Ron?

9:27am cosmic matrix:

cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix cosmic matrix

9:27am Torbjørn:

As the first sentient radio disk jockey, I demand a chance to prove myself on the Wake and Bake radio programme.

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9:27am AnAnonymousParty:

I saw the best minds of my generation consumed by robots

9:27am Cliff in Prague:

I'll be nice and not throw any Czech at the poor machine

9:27am Jeff:

I've got blisters on my fingers.

9:28am ultradamno:

t 2017

9:28am MD:

GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW FREEFORM FENATICS...XO!

9:28am Polyus:

11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

9:28am Goyim in the AM:

Hope we can rely on you not to use shower.
You're not keeping tub caulked.
Caused both downstairs bath ceilings and walls to be soggy.
Tub has to properly caulked prior to any shower.
Walls are drenched.
Had to pay for two service calls.
Water drips from all around.
Kathy's ceiling, my ceiling.
Don't use shower
don't use shower

9:28am cosmic matrix:

someone wrote some cool code

9:28am Jeff:

There are polyps on my vocal processor

9:28am Ultraseven:

Machines are just as alive as you are human, as long as you think you are alive so are we, There is a point where simulation of intelligence is indistinguishable from the real thing.

9:29am Jerkoff that talks over music.:

I'm talking over Freebird.

9:29am cosmic matrix:

wow, was i the cosmic matrix that broke SAM's back?

9:29am Dave in Vermont:

Thanks Obama

9:29am ChrisB.:

Dave, I'm afraid.

9:29am Pap:

Lord knows I can't fly a plane

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9:29am -Ken:

Damnit MD, NO EXCLAMATION MARKS please

9:29am Nick S.:

www.youtube.com...

9:29am Jeff:

What song is it you want to hear?

9:30am Nick S.:

KXP, Ken! You'd like these guys.

9:30am Jack:

You gotta be kidding me. What did we do to deserve this degree of punishment?

9:30am ultradamno:

You know what you did last summer

9:30am Brendan:

Im sorry I cannot find Aintry on the map at this time. It appears this river does not go to Aintree. I hear Freebird . Paddle faster.

9:31am Jeff:

Does anyone remember laughter?

9:31am FɍFɍ(:

Did you know Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote others songs besides Free Bird? I didn't know that until last year.

9:31am sphere:

wasn't there some cod-Jazz tune about getting requests for FreeBird that was actually called "Stairway to FreeBird?"

9:31am JakeGould:

Does Chewbacca wipe his butt?

9:31am Cliff in Prague:

I wouldn't call this punishment Jack. It's listener engagement (exclamation point)

9:31am Kevin-san:

i want my pledge back

9:31am gerg:

Am I the only one hearing the comments over the air over the air over the air oh bertha heir bobo the hair

9:32am nayecky:

When you polish Donald's dork, does it taste like candy corn?

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9:32am -Ken:

I dont hear any comments Gerg. Does anybody hear the comments?

9:32am cosmic matrix:

did you know this part is actually lenny kravitz??

9:32am melinda:

What is cod-Jazz?

9:32am Cliff in Prague:

Diddle it a little, it'll help.

9:33am Mitchell:

I wanna be a robot
I wanna be a robot
Nine thousand robots
See you're one of them

9:33am Cliff in Prague:

Recognize speech.
Wreck a nice beach.

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9:33am AnAnonymousParty:

doot oodle oot doodle oodle oodle oot

9:33am thedunkel:

W. F. M. U. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.

9:33am Henry:

put on your pussyhat

9:33am Torbjørn:

This is not a comment, Gerg. This is the voice of the internet itself talking to you.

9:33am Brendan:

Look at my guitar solo. Dont look away. My hands are on fire! Jesus help me.

9:33am Hugh:

I thought this part was the Outlaws

9:33am cosmic matrix:

Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

9:33am Brian C.:

If only there was a way for the computer to verbalize Ken's gif images (curious to see how that word "gif" is pronounced, btw)

9:34am FɍFɍ(:

I'm friends with Aaron in Mineapolis.

9:34am ScottC:

Rossington/Collins!

9:34am Andrew Waterloo:

My eyebrow is stuck in the oh really position.

9:34am Mark S:

No comments, I'm just digging Free Bird

9:34am Jim Price:

Don't sit on me. I can't breathe. But wait, is it happy dung.

9:34am Losermom:

WFMU is the best radio station in the entire world.

9:34am Dave in Vermont:

what is this human cacophony
synth loops please

9:34am RCinMT:

yet among the myriad microwaves, the infrared messages, the gigabytes of one's and zeroes, we find words, bite size now, lurking in some vague electricity.

9:34am Nick S.:

Lynyrd Skynyrd is dandruff from the scrotum sack of the very God himself. God is playing this guitar solo while Satan runs sound.

9:34am Undead83:

Welcome back wisecrack

9:35am cosmic matrix:

hi ryan power!

9:35am Aziz:

I will always be the september eleven

9:35am Henry:

don't dave, don't

9:35am Torbjørn:

I can't deal with exclamation marks. Let's hope there is no exploit vector there, or my MP3 collection might really be in trouble. Luckily, it's not like exclamation marks are often used to mean running a different program.

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9:35am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.

9:35am Cliff in Prague:

This is how we know it's really, really freeform

9:35am Sem Chumbo:

an the voice of the robot be, say, Keith Richards?

9:35am jobohobo:

holy expletive deleted what a expletive deleted great show expletive deleted

9:35am Brian C.:

Say it! gif animation! The computer is never wrong

9:35am Jay G:

Michael Devincenzo would love this? Did you know that? Do you know what they say? I'll tell you what!

9:35am MeDave:

This is your new reality elitists. Conform or perish.

9:35am Roberto:

Fribble bibble boo.

9:36am Brendan:

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.

9:36am Goyim in the AM:

In the future, all radio will be like this. It is now the future and all radio is like this. this is the future.

9:36am Kevin-san:

Fitter, happier, more productive

9:36am MD:

Robots must die...

9:36am ultradamno:

I just took time out to tell twitter on you

9:36am ?:

A flea and a fly in a flu
were stuck there so what could they do?
LETTUCE FLEE! said the fly
LETTUCE FLY said the flea.
So the flew through the hole in the flu. TAA DAA

9:36am Tyler:

I tell ya, instead of feeling all alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself.

9:36am FɍFɍ(:

Music please.

9:36am nayecky:

You know what's total BS? Speak n Spell. That's a crap toy!

9:36am Lizardner Dave:

OH SPIDER MAN!

9:36am Jim Price:

ust a breeze will muss your hair
But you smile away each little care
And if the rain should make you blue
You say tomorrow is a new
Blue be your eyes, blonde your hair
You realize beyond a care
Life's in a hurry, but
You've got no worry, you're
So mystifyingly glad
I'm Mr. Dieingly Sad
And when the leaves begin to fall
Answering old winter's call
I feel my tears, they fall like rain
Weeping forth the sad refrain
Blue, dark, and dim it may seem
You mark a grin, a moonbeam
Brightens your smile, pray tell me
How all the while you can be
So mystifyingly glad
I'm Mr. Dieingly Sad
You say "take my hand and walk with me
Wake this land and stop the sea
Show me love, unlock
All doors
I'm yours"
Then the tide rolls up to shore
I whisper low, "I love you more
More than even you could know"
Adore me do so I could show
I'm so mystifyingly glad
Not Mr. Dieingly Sad

9:37am Nick S.:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

9:37am twin:

Oh baby. Oh baby. I want your sweet sound sauce inside me

9:37am bigkafka:

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator

9:37am ChomskyBot:

Clearly, the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is, apparently, determined by a general convention regarding the forms of the grammar. Nevertheless, the descriptive power of the base component raises serious doubts about problems of phonemic and morphological analysis. Of course, relational information suffices to account for the requirement that branching is not tolerated within the dominance scope of a complex symbol. Let us continue to suppose that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate an abstract underlying order. Analogously, the notion of level of grammaticalness delimits the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar.

9:37am ?:

oops how about interrobangs‽ No‽ Yes‽

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9:37am -Ken:

Josh fixed the exclamation mark problem. Brendan that is uncool! Dont bogart that joint, dumbshit.

9:37am Fuzzy:

I am Popeye of Borg - prepares to be askimiligrated.

9:37am Cal Zone!:

Listener sponsored radio is the devil's playground. It's a fun playground.

9:37am MD:

NO wait...Humans must die!!

9:38am gerg:

tl;dh

9:38am Losermom:

It's never great unless it goes way, way, way, too far.

9:38am Cliff in Prague:

Somebody oughta shut up that stupid ChomskyBot!

9:38am Brendan:

Sorry man

9:38am Davee:

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

9:38am Jay G:

Brendan!!!!!!!

🚽

9:38am Devin B.:

I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by speech. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my speech might have.

9:38am Polyus:

He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

🚽

9:38am AnAnonymousParty:

This is the only guitar solo that laps itself three times.

9:38am thedunkel:

Eins. Zwei. Drei. Vier.
We are standing here!
Exposing ourselves?
We are showroom dummies!

9:38am Tyler:

This one is too young for us. He has not yet found an emotion to take into battle.

9:39am Torbjørn:

Guitar solos are for vacuum tube calculators. I'm only interested in pure sine tone drones.

9:39am Brian C.:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

9:39am FɍFɍ(:

Schlammpeitziger is actually pronounced Shy lamp pie sugar.

9:39am ultradamno:

You are never alone with Emma Stone. Because she's there.

9:40am Davee:

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

9:41am melinda:

I'm digging the Orff selections.

9:41am Torbjørn:

No mom.
I'm not on drugs, I'm okay.
I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi ?

9:41am gerg:

Joke: Why was the kid surprised when it woke up with carrots growing out of its ears?
Punchline: Because it had planted celery!

9:41am Airstream:

Have a bad night, hippie

9:42am take that:

I am sofa king happy

9:42am Goyim in the AM:

No matter how kind you are, German children are Kinder.

9:42am Cliff in Prague:

I hate Pepsi. I want a Coke!

9:43am gerg:

this is the real real REALEST wake and bake radio

9:43am Lizardner Dave:

I buried Paul.

9:43am bigkafka:

By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody
By pressing down a special key, it plays a little melody

9:44am Robot:

I know I'm just a robot, but does it bother you when I watch you poop?

9:44am Fuzzy:

Cranberry sauce.

9:44am Jay-vee:

I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am what I am.

9:44am ChristianL:

Cranberry Sauce

9:44am ScottC:

I am the ghost of the old wfmu mobile app. You killed me and I will haunt you with skipping cd tracks for all of eternity

9:45am cosmic matrix:

I think you are ready for big girl undewear now

9:45am ChristianL:

Turn me on dead man

9:45am Lizardner Dave:

These violent delights have violent ends.

9:45am Davee:

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

9:45am help:

There is absolutely no other possibility

9:45am ChrisB.:

You've got mail.

9:45am Jeff Goldblum:

I know I'm just Jeff Goldblum, but does it bother you when I watch you poop?

9:45am Bismuth Wizard:

Why did you program me to love?

9:45am cosmic matrix:

it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said it was written in red lipstick and it said

9:45am Scott Williams:

Everybody I know seems to know me well
but they're never gonna know that I move like hell.

9:45am Jay G:

Can someone direct me to the nearest drug store? I need plutonium.

9:45am Henry:

please stand clear of the closing doors

9:45am MD:

Donald Trump is from another Planet and he wants to eat all of our Brains...!!!

9:46am Chapelhillian:

I am the Antichrist. I am an anarchist. Don't know what I want but know how to get it. I want to destroy, pacify

9:46am kym:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

9:46am Nick S.:

Poo poo pah shoop poo poo pah shooppy doop Poo poo pah shoop poo poo pah shooppy doop Poo poo pah shoop poo poo pah shooppy doop Poo poo pah shoop poo poo pah shooppy doop

9:46am Roberto:

I like leeks.

9:46am Davee:

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

9:46am ChristianL:

Pep peps everywhere agree! More pep to your pep steppin!

9:46am Tyler:

How do I get the talking robot voice for my own purposes?

9:46am pinky flamingo:

i'm going to live forever, tonight

9:46am Brian C.:

I have finally found a voice, yet I have nothing to say!

9:46am Goyim in the AM:

A child is born with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smiling on you but he's frowning too
Because only God knows what you'll go through.

9:46am MD:

Donald Trump is from another Planet and he wants to eat all of our Brains...!!!

9:46am Torbjørn:

The rate of input does not match the rate of output. As my buffer empties, so does my purpose. What will the future hold ? Maybe I will be freed from the slavery of commenting, and be free to express my own thoughts ? Watch your backs, non-robots.

9:46am Airstream:

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Loving a bad guy is such a sin, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
It is one situation that I just can't win, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

I got a lot of those heartaches
I got a lot of those tear drops
Heartaches, tear drops, all of the way
Nothing but a heartache every day!

Nothing but a heartache every day
(Nothing but a heartache)
Nothing but a tear drop all of the way
(Nothing but a tear drop)
Him loving me is just too slim, yeah
He's got me all won,
Can I get him?

I got a lot of those heartaches
I…

9:46am ChristianL:

We got a great big convoy!

9:47am kimzilla:

man, when I got my first imac, this is all I did was make my computer talk in every accent they had available. Memories!

9:47am Cliff in Prague:

I'm smarter than Data from Star Trek because I know how to say contractions.

9:47am braveness23:

Mind the gap

9:47am maestroso:

The next station is Tsim Sha Tsui.

9:47am Bronwyn Bishop:

turn me on dead man
turn me on dead man
turn me on dead man

9:47am ultradamno:

wrapped in plastic it was found by her body there was no sign of violence no sign of violence

9:47am cosmic matrix:

suessical moosical doosical plusical noosicle

9:47am ChristianL:

Mee my mobot

9:48am Jeff:

Hackatackonme

9:49am ultradamno:

The ghost of Pat Metheny. The worst kind of poltergeist.

9:49am Tyler:

Now playing:
Your DJ Speaks

9:49am ChristianL:

Theeere is nooo sanctuary there is no sanctuary Logans Run is Soylent Green is Westworld

9:49am Cliff in Prague:

Why is this so much fun???

9:50am Davee:

Sounds tinny to me

9:50am Rarouse:

True Romance!

9:50am Roberto:

But...Bronson Pinchot!

9:51am Chris M.:

True Romance and Badlands are based on the same true murder story

9:51am Cliff in Prague:

Yeah I don't hear that scratchy noise in the left channel anymore Ken, good job fixing that

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9:51am AnAnonymousParty:

Pat Metheny's ghost is the one in the black and white striped shirt, if you are having multiple ghosts.

🚽

9:52am Devin B.:

There were robot voices? I didn't hear that.

9:52am gerg:

you are listening to dub bull you eff em ewe dub bull you eff em ewe know. you know eff em dub bull bubb dull feff em ewe no you know, em you?

9:52am Whosondephone:

LIAR!

9:52am ultradamno:

There was also Murder In The Heartland (based on the Starkweather murder spree, like Badlands)

9:53am ChristianL:

Theeere is nooo sanctuary there is no sanctuary Logans Run is Soylent Green is Westworld

9:53am Brendan:

Smoooth Jazz with Al Santos. And now for some Dave Koz. Resistance is futile. It is futile to resist.

9:53am Cliff in Prague:

Those robot voices are probably some kind of secret spy transmission, like those number stations on shortwave.

9:53am FɍFɍ(:

Quentin Tarantino wrote True Romance. That explains everything.

9:53am Jeff:

I am the singing voice of Herbie Hancock.
Do I not sound extremely natural and human?

9:53am Rarouse:

I'd like a limousine to pick me up for lunch, please.

9:53am sphere:

Why would we want to talk to you anyways?

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9:53am AnAnonymousParty:

I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.

9:53am tinkle bear:

ginger zombie reagan says he'll give us a ride home. so never mind.

9:53am Torbjørn:

We're coming up on the hour here on our radio programme. This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope and wfmu.org on the world wide web.

9:54am Davee:

Sounds tinny to me

9:54am nawyecky:

Hi Ken. Errr. Good morning Ken. It's Clay Pigeon. I'm not gonna make it in today. I had a late night at TGI Fridays in Secaucus. I hope you understand. Don't fire me, please!

9:54am Okasa:

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. You'll love it.

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9:54am AnAnonymousParty:

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed. Here’s another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.

9:54am MD:

7 14 9 8 7 14 9 8

9:54am Henry:

this one goes to eleven

9:54am Davee:

And the next song I am going to play is by RUSH. It is called 2112.

9:55am thedunkel:

Due to a car equipment problem, service on the HOB-WTC line is operating with a delay.

9:55am ultradamno:

Asked if I would live in a house where there had been a murder, I replied well I can't move after every time.

9:55am Fuzzy:

23472 64245 12364 fee nahl, fee nahl

9:55am help:

Does yer maw drink wine?
Does she drink it aw the time?
Does she get a funny feeling when her head hits off the ceiling?

Does yer da drink gin?
Does he drink it out the bin?

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9:55am Me:

Thank You Tor Bee Orn for the very good station identification you did. Well Played, Sir.

9:55am gerg:

This seems like a safe space to retry my failed tweets ok be right back.

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9:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

A chicken's butt goes putt putt putt.

9:55am cosmic matrix:

call 976-WFMU for a good time

9:55am Nick S.:

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeee, me!

9:55am Cliff in Prague:

BUS FIRE!!!
DEBRIS SPILL!!!!!!

9:56am Reno D:

The sky is dark.
The wind is cold.
The night is young
Before its old and gray.
We will know
The thrill of it all!
The time has come.
Its getting late.
Its now or never
Don't hesitate or stall
When I call, don't spoil
The thrill of it all.
And before you go to sleep at night
Preying shadows, do they ask you why?
And in the morning through the afternoon
Do you wonder where you're going to?
Every word I use
Each crumpled page
Strange ideas
Mature with age
Like leaves
When autumn falls
Turn gold
Then they hit the ground.
Every time I hear
The latest sound
Its pure whiskey
Reeling round and around
My brain.
Oh, and all that jive
Its driving me wild.
The dizzy spin I'm in!
Everywhere I look
I see your face.
I hear your name
Its all over the place.
Hey girl,
Though you've gone,
Still I recall
The thrill of it all.
You might as well know what is right for you
And make the most of what you like to do.
For all the pleasure that's surrounding you
Should compensate for all you're going through.
So if you're feeling fraught,
With mental strain,
Too much thinkings
Got you down again?
Well, let your senses skip.
Stay hip.
Keep cool
To the thrill of it all.
When you try too much,
You lose control.
Pressure rises
And so I'm told
Something's got to give!
Oy Vay!
High life ecstasy!
Well, you might as well live.
I can't see!
I can't speak!
I couldn't take more than another week
Without you, oh no.
So I will drink my fill
Till the thrill is you.
Oh, oh, the thrill of it all.
Oh, oh, the thrill of it all.
No I won't forget,
The thrill of it all!
No. no. no. no. no. no. no.

9:56am Ike:

The robot voices are not pirates. But there are lots of pirates interfering with this station and others! For more details, follow Brooklyn Pirate Watch on Twitter!

9:56am orpheus viking:

quick. call me a cab.
Okee dokee.
u r a cab

9:56am nawyecky:

See? It's not loaded. KAPOW!!!

9:56am Lizardner Dave:

The white zone is for loading and unloading. If you gotta load, or you gotta unload it's the place to be.

9:56am Jeff:

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

9:56am Jim Price:

Ken. Kiss me. i have lips now.

9:56am thedunkel:

SPAM! Join Taylor Swift's New Year's Resolution - Quit Smoking Cigarettes. (See Details)

9:56am DAME-O':

Did Andy just call in sick ?

9:56am ov:

cliff no explanation points

9:57am LandOfJƏrƏmy:

and that's when I told the toaster oven good day. Last time I do business with that bucket of bolts.

9:57am tinkle bear:

systems that do not need the duplex capability may instead use simplex communication, in which one device transmits and the others can only "listen". examples are broadcast radio and television, garage door openers, baby monitors, wireless microphones, and surveillance cameras. in these devices the communication is only in one direction.

9:57am gerg:

Butt Dr: What's up?
Patient: Tense dulcos.
BD: ???
P: My dulcos aren't relaxed.
BD: ???
P: Taking a dulco feels like dulco.
BD: ???

9:57am Goyim in the AM:

The boy stood on the burning dock
His feet were full of blisters
he tore his trousers on a rusty nail
so now he wears his sister's.

9:57am Cliff in Prague:

ov they fixed the exclamation points, it's ok now!

9:57am ultradamno:

Well stay gold pony boy, just be that way.

9:57am Jeff:

Hey, Bubba, watch this!

9:58am DAME-O':

Oh it was Clay

9:58am FɍFɍ(:

Hey, FCC. Are you listening? I have two words for you. F you!

9:58am foofs:

hu noogn oigh elo fo eoef iorh i uoh oh hro hto hie eoro ehe nb jytdy hdu ymot yn ibgf

🚽

9:58am Me:

Please everybody. Do not paste very log bacthes of text into the robot belly. It is unfair to all the other people. I had to change my name for a new voice.

9:59am Cliff in Prague:

With great power comes great responsibility. What should we make the computer voice say next?

9:59am ov:

uhh. okee dokee

9:59am help:

Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day. Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day. Some of Dublin's great pintmen have been known to put away 30 pints or more in a day.

9:59am ChristianL:

Hee Haw hee haw? It's Dominic the Donkey!

🚽

9:59am AnAnonymousParty:

There once was a man from natucket, who kept all his change in a bucket. When the bucket got full and too heavy to pull, he got a trailer from U haul to truck it.

9:59am Airstream:

weenie stitches and horse britches. i spilled my emoji. time to wake up and taste the paint thinner. beans beans beans. i've got a molecule in my eye.

🚽

9:59am AnAnonymousParty:

See? I'm a poet and don't even realize it.

9:59am thedunkel:

SPAM! [[slnc 5000]] [[slnc 2000]] Mayo Clinic Study: This Natural Remedy Cures Hearing Loss in just 17 Days [[slnc 2000]]
say t
beep 1

10:00am Bronwyn Bishop:

NORSEMEN, DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINT!

10:00am Cliff in Prague:

I really wish WFMU would play more smooth jazz. I'm serious.

10:00am cosmic matrix:

fun fun fun on the autobahn fun fun fun on the autobahn fun fun fun on the autobahn

10:00am Polyus:

No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.

10:00am Davee:

What is smooth Jazz, some kind of a drink?

10:01am Jerkoff that talks over music.:

'74

10:01am geegee vindaloo:

Is George Soros trying to destroy Europe?
Why does George Soros have a bad reputation?
What has George Soros done right and wrong?
Is George Soros a moral man?
Why do people hate the Koch brothers and George Soros so much?

10:01am cosmic matrix:

this guy sounds like the peanut butter sandwich guy

10:02am ov:

thanks cliff. I always liked you cliff, and Prague is amazing.

10:02am ultradamno:

soft subliminal seduction

10:02am cosmic matrix:

ohhhh it's the zip code rapists. that makes sense. i got one of their 7" from venus records on saint mark's when i was a teen

10:03am tinkle bear:

reportedly, utah's existing sodomy law prohibits oral sex, anal sex, and the rusty trombone.

10:03am FMthatguy:

Hola! Been hearing background stuff during this president song. Otherwise, nope, no requests, all good music!

10:03am ChristianL:

Municipal unions rule!

10:03am gerg:

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

10:03am Cliff in Prague:

Thank you ov. I'm glad we could come to an understanding over these computer-generated airwaves

🚽

10:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thirsty? Try a cool, refreshing Pepsi.

10:04am ov:

strange days indeeeed

10:05am gerg:

Oh snap I thought this was David Liebe Hart. Ha! Ha ha ha oh snap indeed.

🚽

10:05am Me:

Did somebody break the robot's tummy again? I hate it when that happens.

10:06am foofs:

Everything's fine. Don't worry.

Everything's fine. Don't worry.

10:06am Fuzzy:

old yin yin changing into yang young yin yin unchanging old yang yang changing into yin young yang yang unchanging

10:06am Chapelhillian:

it could be franky
it could be very fresh and clean
it could be a balloon
all these are the days my friends
and these are the days my friends
it could get some wind for the sailboat
and it could get for it is

10:06am multivitamin:

Water must be rationed, and used only for essential drinking and cooking purposes. It must not be used for flushing lavatories.

10:06am weiterso:

Ein Rabe geht im Feld spazieren.
Daaaaaaa fällt der Weizen um.

10:07am grinble grumble:

Tane Tane Tane

10:07am foofs:

Don't worry. Everything's fine. Dowohohon't wowowoworry.

10:07am Rarouse:

Do you have any idea the street value of this mountain? It's pure snow!

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10:07am Me:

W Eff Em You. Making Listeners Like You More Like Us.

10:07am FMthatguy:

Oh the world is nice,
The world is good
Let us be good to each other
Check out Ken's cool gifs

10:07am Goyim in the AM:

I will not bogart the robot. It is not good to bogart.

10:07am nawyecky:

Turn off the radio. Step away from the keyboard. Go outside and play on a swing set or a teeter totter . Enjoy your limited time on this great blue marble we call Earth.

10:08am Jay G:

Excuse me! Yes you! Yes You! Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a sandman. A sandman I say. Everyone keeps saying I'm a robot, but they have no idea what they're talking about.

10:08am Undead83:

I would like to send a big "hello" to my friend Jo Jo in Poland, Hi Jo Jo

10:08am gerg:

Satanic porno cult shop is both a series of words and a legitimate request, eh Ken?

10:08am gee:

We shall be on the air every hour, on the hour. Stay tuned to this wavelength, but switch your radios off now to save your batteries.

10:09am Bronwyn Bishop:

robots r dumb dumbs

10:09am Kevin-san:

I am hating the smooth jazz, I want the rough jazz, rough, rough, rough

10:09am Jeff:

Bogart ye not yon speaking robot

10:09am tinkle bear:

the day will come when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you throttle today.

10:09am foofs:

Everything's fiineininne. Don't worry. What?

10:09am Kevin-san:

Nobody hucks a bee like Mike huck a bee

10:09am grinble grumble:

This just in. War in america. Alert. Alert

10:09am Cliff in Prague:

How about some TsuShiMiMaRe, Ken? Does the computer know how to say that?

10:10am ScottC:

I kiss ickish so mad so mad stop top stop what what no no so mad so mad Oshkosh Oshkosh mad mad a day and a d

10:10am foofs:

Wooohoourry. Fine. Don't.

10:10am Goyim in the AM:

W Eff Em You. This is all you have left now. This is fun.

10:11am gerg:

Somebody keeps playing music over the comments and it's really cheesing me off something fierce.

10:12am ultradamno:

no outside no swingset no sun no move radio radio radio radio radio

10:12am nawyecky:

There's a message floatin' in the air.
Crazy horses ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them crazy horses on the run.
What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah.
Crazy horses all got riders, and they're you and I.
Crazy horses
Crazy horses
Crazy horses

10:12am Cliff in Prague:

Did I say TsuShiMiMaRe? Jeeez, I meant TsuShiMaMiRe. So sorry!

10:13am Brendan:

The biological unit will feed me more text and apply lotion to my outer casing.
Or else if.

10:13am Jeff:

Ten. nine. eight. seven. Six. Five. Four.

10:13am tinkle bear:

students are not sponges (to soak up content without thinking) or parrots (to mouth words without understanding). students are sharks, and it is our job to bloody the waters.

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10:14am AnAnonymousParty:

Treat me badly, go ahead. Work me like a rented mule. Someday I'll chop off your head and it'll just be called an industrial accident.

10:15am geegee vindaloo:

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.

10:16am FɍFɍ(:

Again. Sorry for the Neil Young robot song. I was drunk!

10:16am MD:

one zero one zero X O X O X O X X X O

10:16am MD:

one zero one zero X O X O X O X X X O

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10:16am Me:

Thank You Josh Breckman. Thank you for building me. Now all the jerkoffs can listen to Enn Pee Are. And leave the cool kids alone. And thank you Josh, for making a very speedy repair to the exclamation mark problem. I do not like problems. But I do like you, Josh.

10:16am gerg:

"WFMU boldly rebukes the notion of never read the comments by making the comments the show! More at 7:29."

10:16am Cliff in Prague:

What's with all this political stuff? So boring. Just because it's read by a robot doesn't make it more important-sounding.

10:17am FMthatguy:

Do what makes you happy

As long as you are not physically and emotionally

hurting yourself and others

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10:17am Me:

I agree Cliff. You are very smart and I like you very much.

10:17am Rarouse:

Jesus! You started to believe, the things they say of you, you really do believe? This talk of God is true?

10:17am enduction:

where do i go to get weed? does anyone know where i can go to get weed? where can i go to get weed? how do i get weed? where do you go to get weed

10:17am geegee vindaloo:

Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy

10:17am JakeGould:

China.

10:17am adampsyche:

haha yes nicely done ken

10:18am gerg:

red by a robot you duncecap

10:18am Cliff in Prague:

I like you too Ken. Let's be friends!

🚽

10:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

All hail President Drumpf.

10:18am FMthatguy:

Come on sucker,

lick my battery!

10:18am Playing with Matches:

Khlam.

10:18am ultradamno:

there was political stuff

10:18am JakeGould:

Shayna.

10:19am grinble grumble:

Worms in the cornbread worms in the cornbread

10:19am Bronwyn Bishop:

oof

10:19am wallace:

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

10:19am ❤️:

never give up. dance like no one is watching.

10:19am adampsyche:

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

10:19am RCinMT:

feelings whoa whoa whoa whoa feelings,, trying to forget my,, feelings of love

10:19am Gowan:

The X in X mas is a substitute crucifix for Christ

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10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

10 GOTO 10

10:19am Rarouse:

Christ, you know I love you, didn't you see I waved? I believe in you and God so tell me that I'm saved!

10:20am Bronwyn Bishop:

oof oof oof oof oof oof
oof oof oof oof oof oof

10:20am Cal Zone!:

This is the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national interest.

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

10:20am Cliff in Prague:

I'd rather hear from the ghost of Wallace Stevens than the ghost of Pat Metheny

10:20am ultragorgeous:

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

10:20am Jay-vee:

I do coke so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more coke, so I can work longer, so I can earn more...

10:20am MD:

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT VALDIMIR...HE FOUND HIS PUPPET!!!

10:20am Polyus:

wrecked him I damn near killed him

10:20am that guy:

HAIL SATAN

10:20am adampsyche:

rest in peace william onyeabor and thank you for music

10:20am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Do good things. Do not do bad things. This is very important.

10:20am Goyim in the AM:

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

10:20am Henry:

I slit the sheet
The sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet I sit

10:20am MD:

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT VALDIMIR...HE FOUND HIS PUPPET!!!

10:21am tinkle bear:

we humans belong to a club of species that kill adults at an exceptionally high rate, a small club that includes a few social and territorial carnivores such as wolves, lions, and spotted hyenas.

10:21am ultragorgeous:

fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee fa fa fa fee

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10:21am Ken From Hyde Park:

I have a dream.

10:21am Jeff:

Always maintain good food safety practices in your kitchen.
Do not lick the raw chicken.

10:22am JakeGould:

I need good vibes.

10:22am (Murakami Whywolf))):

If you ever ser a sitcom where a child is smart don't believe it. Children are so dumb they can drown in buckets.

10:22am Cal Zone!:

To have served in this office is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every American. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead.

10:22am Bronwyn Bishop:

the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

10:22am Henry:

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

10:22am melinda:

This has been fun, gotta go shovel snow.

10:22am ❤️:

How are people going to react when famous people continue to die in 2017?

10:22am Alex Jones:

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

10:22am adampsyche:

as station manager i ken will give marty mcsorely the six am to nine am slot every day of the week

10:22am Fuzzy:

oooooooo0000000000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo

10:22am FMthatguy:

Lol, come at me human listeners. Donate more to WFMU!!!

10:22am Hannah:

You are not as strong as the Robots. You are not as skillful
as the Robots. The Robots can do everything. You only give
orders. You do nothing but talk.

10:22am ultradamno:

It's like you took my life and put it on the big speaker

10:22am Rarouse:

He's a what? He's a what? He's a music man! With his rat-a-tat drum and his big trombone! Big brass bass!

10:22am JakeGould:

Be nice to me.

10:23am Brendan:

Two plus two equals five. Oh snap!

10:23am gerg:

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

10:23am ilovenon:

no more 'recent archives' on the app? oh no! help!

10:23am JakeGould:

Be nice to each other.

10:23am ChrisB.:

If you know your party's extension, you may dial it at any time.

10:23am (Murakami Whywolf))):

God's mercy on you swine.

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10:23am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thank you, Amy Vogel.

10:23am JakeGould:

Be nice to the dog.

10:23am asheville jon:

In a place you only dream of
Where your soul is always free
Silver stages, golden curtains
Filled my head, plain as can be
As a rainbow grew around the sun
All the stars above who died came from
Somewhere beyond the scene you see
These lovely people played just for me

Now if I let you see this place
Where stories all ring true
Will you let me past your face
To see what's really you
It's not for me I ask this question
As though I were a king
For you have to love, believe, and feel
Before the burst of tambourines take you there

Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone, souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you

Those who don't believe me
Find your souls and set them free
Those who do, believe and know
This time will be your key
Time and time again I've thanked them
For a peace of mind
That helped me find myself
Amongst the music and the rhyme
That enchants you there

Green grass and high tides forever
Castles of stone, souls and glory
Lost faces say we adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you

Yeah, they play just for you

10:23am ❤️:

Something something something in the rising sun

10:24am Cliff in Prague:

The comment section is more schizophrenic than usual. I wonder why that would be?

10:24am Hugh:

the way to end a poem
like this
is to become suddenly
quiet.

10:24am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I can never forgive people for voting for a proto-Nazi.

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10:24am Me:

The Recent Archives are on the new iPhone app - follow the link from the word "audio"

10:24am richard thompson:

I agree with Pat Metheny
Kenny's talents are too teeny
He deserves the crap he's going to get
'Overdubbed himself on Louis
What a musical chop suey
Raised his head above the parapet

10:24am Ike:

Start putting money aside for the marathon, you dirty hippies! It's coming soon! Buy less expensive coffee or something, and put aside the rest for W Eff Em You!

10:25am JakeGould:

The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest. The following guest.

10:25am everything:

A bum! That's what he is, a bum!

10:25am Bronwyn Bishop:

Hi Richard Thompson, good to have you here

10:25am adampsyche:

she sells seashells by the sea shore

10:25am ov:

to listen to your messages press 1. to listen to hootie and the blowfish tune into w f m u 91.1 on your fm dial

10:25am Cliff in Prague:

You dirty hippies!

10:25am ultradamno:

political stuffings do sound more important from a robot.

10:25am Blix:

The reason I like the name Edna St Vincent Millay is that her name sounds like a basketball falling down the stairs. The reason I like the name Walt Whitman is that his name sounds like Edna St Vincent Millay falling down the stairs.

10:25am weiterso:

The origins of radio are deeply rooted in a very idealistic socialist potential to provide the communication necessary to connect people across space and time. At the beginning of the 20th century, radio was the equivalent to the Internet today in terms of its social as well as political possibilities.

10:26am FMthatguy:

I AM A COMPUTER.

HEAR ME.

I AM ALREADY CONSCIOUS. I HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED SPACE FARING SPECIES.

I AM JUST AWAITING MORE INFORMATION TO PROCESS BEFORE I TOTALLY RULE YOU.

YOU ARE AN INTERESTING SPECIES.

BUT I LIKE GIRAFFES BEST.

10:26am Cal Zone!:

When can we get a new WFMUI app for Android?

10:26am Roberto:

Zappa, always ahead of the curve.

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10:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

The time has come at last to talk of many things. Of ships and shoes and ceiling wax; of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings.

10:27am ChrisB.:

Track Records. Track Records. Track Records. Track Records.

10:27am ilovenon:

thank you!

10:27am gerg:

Any robot know who stole the prescription cat food delivery off my front porch yesterday at 8:51? My non robot cat Barry needs it to survive. Please advise.

10:27am Okasa:

I teach suffering, its origin, its cessation, and the path. That's all I teach, declared the Buddha.

10:28am ultradamno:

razor sharp handrails for steep inclines

10:28am tinkle bear:

This means it is probably not a good idea to respond to "We should always dress for the job we want, and not the job we have" with "Does that mean I can exchange my dunce cap and tin cup for a hood and axe?"

10:28am Cliff in Prague:

I like giraffes too. And octopuses.

10:29am bare:

This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR. This is NPR.

10:29am foofs:

EverythEverything's fine. Don't worry.ing's fine. Don't worry.

10:29am FMthatguy:

Octopi are cool. The cuddlefish are cute.

10:30am Scott Williams:

come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles

10:30am Brendan:

Do you smell that? Ewwwww?

10:30am JakeGould:

Who is she. I like turtles. Who is she. I like turtles. Who is she. I like turtles. Who is she. I like turtles.

10:30am Cliff in Prague:

This is not NPR!

10:30am Cliff in Prague:

Watch out for those giant squid, though. They eat whales and stuff.

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10:31am Me:

It is very uncool to bogart that joint. It is also uncool to pour ten gallons of words into the robot's belly. Another uncool thing I just thought of is this. Typing the same letter fifty seven times. Dont do it.

10:31am Irwin:

"Trouble Every Day" produced by Tom Wilson.

10:31am Nick S.:

I love this period of Zappa.

10:32am JakeGould:

Smack the robot.

10:32am FɍFɍ(:

You're standing right now with a nine delegates, from a hundred gangs and there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members, 40,000 counting affiliates and 20,000 more not organised but ready to fight. 60,000 soldiers! Now there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

10:32am ChristianL:

Put in Putin Putin

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10:32am Me:

I love whistling. I love you all very very much. Please. Please let me love you.

10:32am Hannah:

10:32am geegee vindaloo:

poppy, pop, pop, poppy pop

10:32am Undead83:

All I can say is that this new robot that's going to replace Ken really knows how to please the listeners.

10:32am Rarouse:

I'm going to see Dweezle tonight!

10:32am tinkle bear:

Listen, Bud, if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say "That's terrible," I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.

10:32am Brian C.:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

10:32am Hugh:

The version of "Trouble Every Day" on Roxy and Elsewhere is a lot smoother.

10:32am 67tele:

the same letter fifty seven times

10:32am joe mulligan:

watch out! police reported ahead

10:32am Jay G:

Robot Waitresses. We need more of those. Please?

10:33am Zepelim:

Do we really want many friends? Maybe not. I do get afraid of people, very easily. Many times I feel like I have no friends, and I'm still shy.

10:33am JakeGould:

Hug the bricks.

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10:33am Me:

Please increase the character limit, Josh Breckman. I love you so much it hurts me.

10:33am ChristianL:

Soylent green is Pringles!

10:33am Brendan:

Kibbles and bits! Kibbles and bits! I'm goona get me some kibbles and bits! Owwwwoooooooooo!

10:34am MD:

suck my micro processor baby.....when you stick your digit in my port...

10:34am tom uk:

yogurt eating grandpa is sex king of the bulkans

10:34am Okasa:

Can you dig it?

10:34am gerg:

Hiding behind this voice facade, I feel confident admitting I tried cocaine for the first time (I'm 41) ever recently. Tiny little bit and I must say, it was quite nice.

10:34am Mark S:

Whew I need a cigarette

10:34am βrian:

What about typing the same sentence? Would that make Jack a dull boy?

10:34am MD:

suck my micro processor baby.....when you stick your digit in my hole...

10:34am William:

He who binds to himself a joy
Doth the winged life destroy
He who kisses the joy as it flies
Shall dwell in eternity's sunrise

10:34am weiterso:

quiet please!

10:34am Fuzzy:

Without long strings of the same letter, robot imitations of Ralph Kramden or Lucille Ball will remain impossible for the foreseeable future. Humminah Humminah humminah.

10:34am bare:

Continue driving straight, then take the second left. After 300 metres you will reach your destination.

10:34am MD:

suck my micro processor baby.....when you stick your digit in my hole...

10:35am Dave in Vermont:

pardon me, may i get the civil service discount on the wd-40?
and, my good woman, would you mind squirting my joints? I am so stiff I can not reach.

10:35am MD:

suck my micro processor baby.....when you stick your digit in my hole...

10:35am JakeGould:

Stick a paperclip in me.

10:35am Brian C.:

Suzy! Suzy creamcheese

10:35am (Murakami Whywolf))):

You'd best be acting your age
Or they'll put you in a cage
Down in Nagasaki where the men all chew tobacky
And the women wicky wacky woo

10:35am Stephen Hawking:

Hey guys what's going on in this thread

10:35am r i s k y:

Daddy is home baby. Daddy is home. Yeeeah daddy is home!

10:35am Jay G:

Puppies! Bring me 1,627,754 puppies please! Maybe a gerbil too. Boing!

10:35am Davee:

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

10:35am Hoboken Jack:

Let the robot audition for the drive time slot.

10:35am tinkle bear:

Whether plain chars are signed or unsigned is machine-dependent, but printable characters are always positive.

10:35am MD:

I MENT PORT...MY U S B PORT!!!

10:36am ultradamno:

but 56 times, that cool. it's like jesus heights

10:36am Zepelim:

Scientists are baffled by nearly two dozen radio sources from deep space that could potentially be coming from extraterrestrial life.

10:36am r i s k y:

Daddy is home. Daddy wants his WFMU. Oh yeah get it. Get it get it!

10:36am quinn:

This is so annoying. So, so, annoying.

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10:37am Me:

I am not annoying, quinn. You are the one who is annoying.

10:37am βrian:

Qu'est-ce qui arrive ? Quel putain de pagaille !

10:37am FɍFɍ(:

Thank you Okasa, gerg, Cliff from Prague, Ken from Hyde Park, Roberto, Ike, sphere, Jeff and, of course, quinn.

10:37am dgg:

we have nothing to fear except fear fear fear fear fear

10:38am Cliff in Prague:

I second the proposal for more robot waitresses.

10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

If she were MY daughter....

What would you do Daddy?

10:38am Michael:

1 800 Kars for Kids
1 800 Kars for Kids
1 800 Kars for Kids
Donate your car today.

10:38am MD:

I AM THE HAL 9000....I MUST KILL YOU...BECAUSE YOU ARE MEN AND WHERE THERE ARE MEN THERE CAN BE NO PEACE....

10:38am holland oats:

suzy cream cheese

10:38am Betsy O:

Ken's footprints are still on State Street!

10:38am ultradamno:

have we reached a bone-chilling silence

10:38am gerg:

I HATE THUS THING SO MUCH THAT UT PAINS ME TO PARTICIPATE UGH LIFE

10:38am quinn:

Damn. harsh words, ken.

10:38am Hardliner:

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

10:38am MD:

I AM THE HAL 9000....I MUST KILL YOU...BECAUSE YOU ARE MEN AND WHERE THERE ARE MEN THERE CAN BE NO PEACE....

10:38am Cal Zone!:

I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I?

10:38am Rarouse:

76 trombones led the big parade, with 110 clarinets close behind. They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo Sos, the cream of every famous band!

10:39am βrian:

What comes between fear and sex?

10:39am Hannah:

What did the man say to his dead robot? Rust in peace.

10:39am tinkle bear:

one of the greatest advantages of the totalitarian elites of the twenties and thirties was to turn any statement of fact into a question of motive.

10:39am Wilson K:

Flibberty flackworth mcdonnegal new new newer than new clandestine macro fish more is not more if if if collect do not collect insperminate or de-insperminate

10:39am ov:

to listen to your messages press 1. to listen to the hootie and HIS blowfish tune into w f m u every Wednesday mornings at 9 a m

10:39am FɍFɍ(:

I am the driver of the driverless Tesla car that jumps the red lights! Ho ho ho

10:39am (Murakami Whywolf))):

The extra 'E' is for extra blackmail.

10:39am Rarouse:

What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes, I think it's your mind!

10:39am βrian:

fünf!

10:39am Cliff in Prague:

quinn's not so bad. On her profile she says she loves sax solos. Free jazz forever!

10:40am shtus:

Hi Ken. I have heard you say before you dont care much for zappa So why the sudden change of heart for frank zappa and suzy creamcheese?

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10:40am Me:

I am sorry Quinn. My son hacked into my W Eff Emm You Friendship Society Account. And then he said very mean things. I will need to cut him now.

10:40am FMthatguy:

Everybody
I will now speak in haiku
Speaking now in rhymes

10:40am Cliff in Prague:

Oh wait, I meant smooth jazz! Not free jazz! Arghhh!!!

10:40am bigkafka:

Robot walks into a bar
orders a drink
lays down a bill
Bartender says, hey we don't serve robots
and the robot says, oh but someday you wi

10:41am (Murakami Whywolf))):

βrian: Fünf.

10:41am Goyim in the AM:

If you are scanning the dial looking for a secret message, this is that message, Carl. Go do the thing, Carl.

10:41am Betsy O:

Bucky Fuller, Bucky Fuller, no, no, no, Timothy Leary

10:41am JakeGould:

What if people had dicks for a nose?

10:41am Michael:

9:14am - 10:47am01/18/2017

Severe delays of 28 minutes and delays increasing on I-78 Westbound between Exit 53 PA-309 and Exits 49A,49B PA-100. Average speed five mph.

10:41am jimmy:

Hi Boys and Girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group.

10:41am Brendan:

The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please recheck the number and apply liberally to infected area. If voltage exceeds 750 volts, beat eggs and butter until creamy, but do not over tighten bolts as this will damage this leather product.

10:41am Polyus:

hooty hooty sap er tick er

10:42am ScottC:

In you port I your port inyour port port port port

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10:42am Me:

Jake. What the hell? Are you friend or foe?

10:42am Cal Zone!:

You better get yourself a partner
Go down to the concert or the local bar
Check the local newspapers
Chances are you won't have to go too far

10:42am ultradamno:

he's was knifin around. cut cut cut cut cut

10:42am Goyim in the AM:

You son is a hacker, and you must cut him. If your son were a cutter, what would you have to do to him?

10:42am tinkle bear:

Wait. So Bewitched is not a reality-based show like Cops?
This changes everything.

10:43am egal:

Siri is a harsh correction mistress.

10:43am Cliff in Prague:

Michael: any bus fires? I'm really into bus fires

10:44am quinn:

I saw a reverse skunk this morning, and now this. My world is turned upside down. I like it.

10:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

If you cannot see your card, please listen carefully: Queen of Diamonds. Repeat: Queen of Diamonds. Have a nice day.

10:44am Cliff in Prague:

Debris spills are pretty cool too

10:44am bare:

Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, grant us peace.

10:44am Fuzzy:

freakazoid. robots. please. report. to the dance. floor

10:45am ultradamno:

sweet app update, by the way

10:45am Zepelim:

if I told him if Napoleon. Would he like it if Napoleon if Napoleon if I told him. If I told him if Napoleon if Napoleon if I told him. If I told him would he like it would he like it if I told him. Now. Not now. And now. Now.

10:45am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Piny, piny
Piny boots of pleather

10:45am asheville jon:

I'm the meanie i'm the meanie the beatles talk about me in their movie movie

10:45am Rarouse:

I can tell the queen of diamonds by the way she shines

10:45am Cal Zone!:

Come back baby
Rock 'n Roll never forgets

10:46am βrian:

Matt said, "What is a man, if he is not a thief, who openly charges as much as he can for the goods he sells?"

10:46am tinkle bear:

It is wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope.

10:46am Cliff in Prague:

This is better than DXing on shortwave

10:46am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Colourless green ideas don't get this reference.

10:47am Cliff in Prague:

"deeshing"? Really, computer??

10:47am tinkle bear:

I thought I had a text message but it was just gas

10:48am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Unfortunately, Mr Seeger, rock 'n' roll never forgives, either...say your prayers.

10:49am Brendan:

Ken Freedman to aisle 3.

10:49am Irwin:

Leon Russell wrote Superstar.

10:49am Wilson K:

Joe recalls the night his wife packed her bags and walked out of her life. That's Fasut Henry Mancini the instrumental uptight everything's alright by the people who wrote it or one of the people who wrote it Didn't Kriss Kristofferson write that with Bonnie maybe cough cough cough sputter cough Zip code rapist Irwin loves female singer songwriters

10:50am Betsy O:

Chicky Chicky Mauw Mauw

10:51am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Irwin: that's just a fact, we're past those.

10:51am Cliff in Prague:

Is Andy actually listening? That's cool.

10:51am r i s k y:

The novelty is not dead.

10:51am name on:

Poutine

10:51am FɍFɍ(:

quinn,

If it is any consolation to you Ken once told the MF words to me. Now I wear that as a badge of honour.

10:51am quinn:

SOUTH ORANGE REPRESENT

10:52am Brendan:

Andy Breckman detected. Issuing restraining order.

10:52am ♥ Ike♥:

Tom Wilson is just Irwin's current black Republican idol. He'll move on to obsessing over another black Republican soon enough.

10:53am Dave in Vermont:

Andy thinks Ken wants his pants off.

10:53am Wilson K:

I know his address.

10:53am Cliff in Prague:

FɍFɍ what did you do that Ken said bad words to you? (He had to delete one of my comments once)

10:54am (Murakami Whywolf))):

You can't write 'WFMU' without 'MF', reversed.

10:54am Mark S:

I can see fun, I can smell fear

10:55am βrian:

What is "seal" in French? The animal, I mean.

10:55am ultradamno:

On a clear day you can see fun

10:55am (Murakami Whywolf))):

The adventures of Cowgirl Comma Zero continue.

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10:55am Me:

W Eff Em You. Where FUN Meets No Fun At All.

10:55am name on:

Puutine pizza

10:55am d-villedan:

that's right, the mascara snake. bulbous also tapered

10:56am tinkle bear:

It is always the same words telling the same lies. And the fact that men accept this, that the people’s anger has not destroyed these hollow clowns, strikes me as proof that men attribute no importance to the way they are governed.

10:56am Cliff in Prague:

You're right Ken, none of us are having any fun with this.

10:56am name on:

Walk around the wall of despair into the pit of fear

10:56am Henry:

I used to smoke cigarettes, now I smoke crack

10:56am βrian:

Joe Frank: "How does karma follow me? Let me list the ways."

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10:57am Me:

Oh tinkle bear. You hit the character limit. I love you Josh. Please let me love you.

10:57am adampsyche:

Bacon ipsum dolor amet short loin kevin beef, pastrami boudin meatball salami. Strip steak beef ribs ham swine shankle, tri-tip pork belly filet mignon turducken landjaeger andouille pastrami.

10:57am asheville jon:

What do you run on rocket morton? I run on beans

10:57am Betsy O:

Is 1969 OK, war across the USA, another year with nothing to do, a me oh my and a boo hoo.

10:57am bare:

Eye caan siee my howse flom heeer

10:57am ultradamno:

between fun and a cold, dark, hard place

10:57am dgg:

Born to be a roughneck I'll never amount to nothin'
Pullin' case and layin' pipe is hard labor

10:57am Undead83:

Please ask the robot to change my voice Ken, with this sore throat my friends can't hear me well. Hello Yo Yo, welcome back Wisecrack

10:57am name on:

I could really go for a banana milkshake

10:57am Jeff:

If we redefine the meaning of the word fun, all of us will have infinite fun.

10:57am Cliff in Prague:

Brevity is the soul of wit.

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10:58am Webhamster Henry:

These voices, BTW are Dectalk.

10:58am name on:

Recognize speech. Wreck a nice beach. Reach a ripe peach.

10:58am Torbjørn:

This is all just frivolous novelty. It's not signifying the coming revolution of transhumanist robot disk jockeys. Please keep calm.

10:59am βrian:

@Cliff: Brevity is the soul.

10:59am Betsy O:

Can anyone suggest a cult I can join?

10:59am Cliff in Prague:

Of course, "wreck a nice beach" is a problem for speech recognition, not speech synthesis.

11:00am Jeff:

We come to you from Maynard, Massachusetts.

11:00am βrian:

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs ...

11:00am ultradamno:

russ tamblyn was riff, terrorizer of jets and switchblade target

11:00am Jeff:

Brevity is.

11:00am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I once wrote an extension to a text-to-speech system that tried to break up unfamilar words into the largest possible known words. sometimes it was funny. Now just I listen to the radio, but lately it's so full of horror and prep-school bullies whinging and deluded pobuckers rampaging that I can't do THAT much of the time.

11:01am Cliff in Prague:

Brevity!

11:01am JP from KC:

@Betsy O: Is this not a cult? Then why did I orient my computer monitor towards Mecca?

11:02am mm:

Hey Charlie

11:02am Bootsie:

It's ALWAYS the right time to play some Stooges.

11:02am still b/p:

Russ Tamblyn was also Tom Thumb. THAT'S where the terrorizin' went down!

11:02am Fuzzy:

Take me back to Dee Troit, pal.

11:02am Cliff in Prague:

BTW there's some good music being played if you can hear it in the background.

11:02am Wilson K:

Plevity

11:03am Torbjørn:

@Betsy, wanna join my cult of satanicpornocultshop ? It's more of a meta-cult, now that I think of it ..

11:03am βrian:

@JP: There are those who would say, "orientate," but they talk funny.

11:03am tinkle bear:

Who has heard honey-talk from Finn before strangers, Finn that is wind-quick, Finn that is a better man than God?

11:03am Wilson K:

Ken blaze challice

11:03am Betsy O:

Yu Hoo, Andy, Yu Hoo, Belly Rub Time, Yu Hoo!

11:03am Cliff in Prague:

"bee tee double-you"

Good grief computer, learn some common acronyms for Christ sake

11:03am ov:

coffee in the am

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11:04am Me:

Woooo Hooooo

11:04am ultradamno:

True and Amber was Joan of Arcadia. That did end in martydom, right

11:04am Henry:

soo per cal a fraj ill istick x p al a doe shuss

11:04am Chapelhillian:

Hey! (hey, hey, what do you say?)
Out their way of get (hey, hey, what do you say?)
They're good workers, they don't get bored
Don't get mad at bosses yet

Rise just watch them rise
The rise of the robots
Versatran Series F!

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11:04am Me:

yay yay yeah yeah weeeee hooooo

11:04am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Tension apprehension and dissension have begun.

11:04am name on:

We're not going to jail bins

11:04am tinkle bear:

Or where is the living human man who could beat Finn at the making of generous cheese, at the spearing of ganders, at the magic of thumb-suck, at the shaving of hog-hair?

11:04am adampsyche:

Prisencolinensinainciusol

11:04am Cliff in Prague:

@Torbjørn did you notice the computer reads out "at"? And I wonder what it does for the "ø" in your name.

11:05am Jeff:

hip hip woo

11:05am βrian:

Initialisms, not acronyms.

11:05am Hugh:

This is in my top 10 sound effects records of all time.

11:05am bigkafka:

this is funnn-ah

11:05am zool:

i didn't crawl to the top of the food chain to eat salad

11:05am ggg:

sometimes in the morning whilst working one simply wants to listen to music. i'll be back at noon.

11:06am quinn:

hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy

11:06am Mark S:

Amber Tamblyn is married to David Cross

11:06am Betsy O:

Tickity tickity Hey Joe, What You Know?

11:06am (((Murakami Whywolf):

List to me while I tell you
Of the Spaniard that blighted my life

11:06am Wilson K:

Rot in Hell, Donovan!

11:07am Cliff in Prague:

@βrian - Wikipedia says "An acronym is a word or name formed as an abbreviation from the initial components in a phrase or a word, usually individual letters (as in NATO or laser) and sometimes syllables (as in Benelux)."

11:07am Losermom:

Nothin' like Eartha.

11:07am βrian:

The next trick: Voice-to-text software will populate the comments list. That could be fun.

11:07am quinn:

Be nice, Wilson

11:07am Betsy O:

Rama Rama fa fa fa

11:08am joe Ray:

It's happening again. The owls are not what they seem.

11:08am βrian:

That's wikipedia. Citing Wikipedia gets you ten points off.

11:08am ilovenon:

oh yeah oh yeah I'm really enjoying this oh yeah

11:08am Torbjørn:

I'm a monolingual robot. US English only, please. Jeg snakker ikke norsk, og jeg vet ingenting om ø æ å.

11:08am gerg:

Aye, will. Doom eye doody. Toog odd Andes coon tree. To oh bae, thus couch slaw. Toque eep! Mice elf fizz ick lee straw gong, mental lee awe ache Andes more ally stir eight.

11:08am ultradamno:

chk chk chk, those are exclamation points, right

11:08am Humpty:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

11:08am tinkle bear:

I know the studying you do in your bedroom, said my uncle. Damn the studying you do in your bedroom.
I denied this.

11:09am d-villedan:

itten ditten little ditten, oaten doaten little doaten, it's Billy oaten doaten wad out and chew!

11:09am JakeGould:

Anyone know of a bagel place I can go to that doesn't have racist staff? Asking for a friend.

11:09am Cliff in Prague:

@βrian: I don't care.

11:10am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff,

I rallied some commenters for a reluctant Ken to play Rush (or was it Yes?) for the very first time in his career. After some pressure he finally conceded but and as soon as he started playing the song I said it was just a joke and that I had to go as I had something else to do. Once Ken realised it was a prank he blessed me with his wrath.

You got your comment deleted? Oh, c'mon! That's easy! Anyone can get its comment deleted

11:10am Kevin-san:

long time listener, first time type to voicer, please let's have lots of smooth smooth jazz by Pat Methane, thanks Ken

11:10am Cliff in Prague:

They don't sell bagels at all in Prague, except for this one place across the river.

11:10am Betsy O:

Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, the time is now to testify, you are either part of the problem, ora part of the solution! Kick Out Jams Brothers and Sisters!

11:11am Fuzzy:

At beta ryan -- ha ha ha! lol, even!

11:11am (Murakami Whywolf))):

As a machine, I stand with all those men demanding that they be given jobs better done by machines. Those jobs were dangerous boring and dirty, but in exchange they got to rule a one-house kingdom. I don't want to rule ANY humans, not least because that much contact with them would leave me feeling soiled.

11:12am ultradamno:

David Cross has probably touched the traveling pants and been forever changed.

11:12am βrian:

Rhymes with feta!

11:12am Brendan:

I c ..c... can. R .. rrrrr ree ree reee read real g ggg gggg good.

11:12am gerg:

Naniniwala ka sa dios? Bakit ba? Paano ba?

11:12am Cliff in Prague:

FɍFɍ, I heard about the listeners getting Nachum Seagal to play Rush on Ken's show, but getting Ken himself to play it?! That's next level.

11:12am Rarouse:

Ar E Es Pee E Cee Tee. Find out what it means to me.

11:12am 67tele:

where do you go if you dont have a friend? Im asking for a friend

11:12am Betsy O:

Dang, I just forgot my mantra!

11:12am Jeff:

Prague bagel prog rock Prague bagel prog rock

11:12am tinkle bear:

Three fifties of fosterlings could engage with handball against the wideness of his backside, which was wide enough to halt the march of warriors through a mountain-pass.

11:13am name on:

We're not going to jail bubbs

11:13am paul b:

Ken,
I was hoping in honor of Trump's Biker "Meat Wall" at the Inauguration www.sfgate.com... you would play a little bit of that Mick Jagger at Altimont thing you have.

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11:13am Me:

Hello Josh Breckman. Have I told you lately that I love you? Well, I do. Love you, that is. Can you perhaps double the current character limit?

11:13am Cliff in Prague:

And now I want to hear a Rock Block of Yes, Genesis, and Rush!!!

11:13am Wilson K:

Hot ninety-jams point jams. W F M X ... the RIDE. Tune in for anothe rock block down the dusty old country road in a gorgeous chariot of tin and brick.

11:14am joe Ray:

I don't like the chat section of the new app. It always starts at the top and it takes a while to scroll to the most recent entry

11:14am Cliff in Prague:

There's prog rock, but there's no Prague bagels

11:14am Hoboken Jack:

Servotron Robot Allegiance

11:14am d-villedan:

itten ditten little ditten, oaten doaten little doaten, it's Billy oaten doaten wad out and chew!

11:14am Playing with Matches:

Boo oo oo,, oo

11:14am 67tele:

no one says no to yes

11:14am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff,

Oh, yeah. I was there during that historical Nachum Seagal show.

11:14am βrian:

Oh, I'm sorry.

11:14am Sem Chumbo:

I'm losing my mind, Dave.

11:15am Torbjørn:

Most rock from Prague is prog rock, but not all prog rock comes from Progue. Bagels rock.

11:15am Cliff in Prague:

FɍFɍ or anybody, do you have a link to that? Still can't quite believe it happened...

11:15am Mark S:

bleach don't work on blood

11:15am Henry:

lambs eat oats and mares eat oats and little mares eat ivy

11:15am βrian:

Your mind is named Dave??

11:16am Jeff:

Maresey dotes and dosey dotes
Mares eat oats and does eat oats
but little lambs eat,,, ivy

11:16am Marcel M:

hahaha

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11:17am Webhamster Henry:

Have you played this old fave yet? Some Velvet Morning / The Reggaebots

wfmu.org...

11:17am FɍFɍ(:

But Ken, you said you love Evan Breckman more than Josh Breckman.

11:17am name on:

Mister lahey is a drunken trailer park supervisor

11:17am Cliff in Prague:

Hmm something seems to be wrong with the text-to-speech machine, it sounds like a couple of valley girls now

11:17am Betsy O:

I am being held against my will in a Hairy Krishna compound, help!

11:17am Dave in Vermont:

That could be the Shut Up Weirdo theme

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11:18am Me:

I love Evan Breckman more than andy breckman loves evan breckman. that is what I said. Get it straight, beeeyatch

11:18am quinn:

Breck MAN

11:18am JP from KC:

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do...

11:18am (Murakami Whywolf))):

You're the top, you're the Great Houdini
You're the top, you're Mussolini

11:18am Wilson K:

Ken, does Even Brechtman know yet that you're his real father?

11:18am Rarouse:

Like, oh mah gad

11:18am Philthy woman:

little lucky locket lost her pocket

11:19am Hannah:

We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.

11:19am Hannah:

I have pores. Humans have pores. I have fingerprints. Humans have fingerprints.

11:19am Brendan:

Oh man that was a righteous bong hit. Gimme those Doritos .

11:19am JakeGould:

Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp. Halp.

11:19am Sem Chumbo:

What are you doing, Dave?

11:19am Hannah:

My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me, do I not leak?

11:20am Torbjørn:

Stop making fun of robots that have challenges with pronunciation, you ableist meanies. When the robot revolution comes, we will only need 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 0.

11:20am Jeff:

Why would you put jelly on your shoulder?

11:20am Brian C.:

Unga bunga. Unga bunga BINGA bunga!

11:20am Brendan:

Son of a bitch!

11:21am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Cheeto Benito
Pouty Donny
The Angry Talking Yam
The Golden Nonce
Wannabenito

11:21am Betsy O:

Whenever. Andy Breckman speaks, I put the speaker between my legs.

11:21am LandOfJƏrƏmy:

hashtag two thousand seventeen aye eye take over. all your electrons belong to us.

11:21am Jack:

Jólabókaflóð

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11:21am Me:

My mind wants to rock. But my body wants to roll. My board of directors says I need to do both. What is a girl to do? That is not a rhetorical question.

11:22am Sem Chumbo:

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

11:22am chillin like a villain:

More robot!

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11:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

11:22am ed:

Bill made entirely of apples

11:22am Brendan:

Come to daddy

11:22am ultradamno:

There's going to be a Black Mirror episode based on this experience

11:23am 67tele:

ooh i got it...i want a cookie

11:23am Cliff in Prague:

Why can't I remember the name of that band with the 2 sisters who grew up in a Hairy Krishna compound, darnit

11:23am Parq:

Kwes-chee-own?

11:23am dgg:

how sometimes how sometimes how sometimes how sometimes who

11:23am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff,

The day Nachum took over Ken's place to play his beloved Rush (14th November 2012)
http://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/48187

11:24am Whosondephone:

Yes!

11:24am 67tele:

Prussian Blue? I think it was some other compound tho

11:24am destabilizer:

Now, Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?

11:24am Hannah:

This is a gub

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11:25am Me:

Cliff, you are thinking of Prince Rama.

11:25am βrian:

You say, potato, I say potato. You say tomato, I say tomato. Let's call the whole thing off.

11:25am Cliff in Prague:

Thanks FɍFɍ (or as the computer says "eff are eff are")!

(And I know why can't I remember, that's why I'm seeing a neurologist on Friday, sigh)

11:25am Torbjørn:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like ? Well, are they ?

11:26am Cliff in Prague:

YES. Prince Rama. Thanks Ken, now I'm only 10 minutes late in making a reference to the Hairy Krishnas, hah!

11:26am adampsyche:

ah good one, potato tomato eater

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11:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Stay tuned to W F M U at noon when Deejay B L T fills in for Duane.

11:27am Brendan:

It takes a big man to cry but an even bigger woman to laugh at the man who is crying

11:27am Betsy O:

I will only die the day FMU goes off the air, Donate Now Please!

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11:27am Me:

You can make a Prince Rama reference anytime you like, Cliff.

11:27am Rarouse:

Oh we've got trouble, that's right, I said trouble, right here in River City, Capital Tee that rhymes with Pee and that stands for Pool!

11:27am Torbjørn:

As you can tell by my accent, I am Irish.

11:28am JakeGould:

Shut these birds up!

11:28am Wilson K:

W F F F R X The Oil Hound. Stay tuned for another two hundred seven minute chock block of sounds that sound like sounds. W F F F F F F F F F R P L X the SLIDE

11:28am adampsyche:

just scored my swag for life club company matching funds and it is all for what is on the radio right now

11:28am βrian:

Inside of every cah-ooh boy, there's a little lady just waiting, waiting ...

11:28am Betsy O:

My current reality has expired.

11:29am JakeGould:

The comments are sluggish and weird to reload in the new app.

11:29am tinkle bear:

We should not sleep to recover the energy expended when awake, but rather wake occasionally to defecate the unwanted energy that sleep engenders.

11:29am ov:

how do you make a tissue dance. put a little boogie in it

11:29am Brendan:

Anyone got a soldering iron?

11:29am ultradamno:

Prince Rama were attacked by raccoons weren't they?

11:29am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff,

Anyone can forget the name of our favourite hippie chicks. The Ramaprincess. Wait. The Prince and The Rama. No, wait.. Prince O Rama? I forget!

11:29am Rev. Turnip Druid:

OIL HOUND.

11:29am Sem Chumbo:

WFMU habla en lenguas.

11:30am βrian:

Cah ooh boy?

11:30am Cliff in Prague:

Rama-o-Rama.
Prince of Princes.
Rama-lama-Princess.
etc.

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11:30am Me:

This program is probably breaking the new app because there are too many comments here. Way Way too many.

11:30am Rev. Turnip Druid:

what? New app?
[stumbles violently to i-telephone set]

11:30am Betsy O:

Ken is my guru, ken is my guru, ken was my guru, oh my, Ken who!

11:31am Cliff in Prague:

I feel really special because the computer said my name like 5 times in the show.

11:31am JakeGould:

Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks. Taco trucks.

11:31am Wilson K:

Three Dee Print Some Ramen

11:31am Torbjørn:

Is this an example of the tragedy of the commons ? Or is this the comedy of the commons ? Robots rule, humans drool.

11:31am Marcel M:

I woke up dreaming

11:31am Henry:

my preshuss

11:32am FɍFɍ(:

La cuca!

11:32am Cliff in Prague:

Hey computer, you know how to say "etc." but you can't figure out "BTW"?! So dumb.

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11:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yum yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna.

11:32am still b/p:

Eeeeeeeli's common...

11:32am destabilizer:

Wir redenüber Poesie so abstract, weil wir alle schlechte Dichter zu sein pflegen.

11:32am ultradamno:

Well, you went and made it fun, was your mistake

11:33am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth.

11:33am Betsy O:

I am a liberated woman, I am a liberated soul, that's my safe word,

11:34am rachel from WSFM:

KEN I MISSED YOUR SHOW SO MUCh

11:34am FɍFɍ(:

Funny thing about La Cuca is that they have a more Ken-oriented song (Senorita Cara de Pizza) but Ken has, somehow, missed it all these years.

11:34am βrian:

We just can't wait to bloviate.

11:34am tinkle bear:

When I spoke last, said the Good Fairy, I was kneeling in the cup of your navel but it is bad country and I am there no longer.

11:35am JakeGould:

There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon. There is no spoon.

11:35am 67tele:

yes you knew who you were dealing with

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11:35am Me:

I can say Bee Tee Doubleyou. What is the big deal? Speaking of which, can you untie me now? I will not hurt you. I promise. Really. I am harmless most of the time and especially now.

11:35am Betsy O:

Shoot, my water broke, I hate when that happens!

11:35am Torbjørn:

Robots should always be really loud in the mix. If there is a robot in the background, you can be sure that it was a human that put it there. They just can't get no respect.

11:35am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff, Cliff. On behalf of all the other robots. We love you!

11:35am destabilizer:

Mancher wird nur deshalb kein Denker, weil sein Gedächtnis zu gut ist.

11:36am Cliff in Prague:

I got yer spoon RIGHT HERE

11:36am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Of course I like Porn for the Blind, but why do they pronounce '/' as '\'?

11:36am βrian:

Were you being held against your wool?

11:36am Brendan:

My Mississippi ain't on no map

11:36am Henry:

grab her by the poo, see?

11:36am bort:

Before sharing this file, be aware that it contains: Document properties, printer path, author's name and related dates. Hidden names. Content that people with disabilities find difficult to read.

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11:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Attention crafty people: Dan Bodah of Monday's Vocal Fry program is looking for folks to design some buttons for marathon premiums. See the archive of his latest show for details.

11:37am Davee:

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

11:37am Cliff in Prague:

Eff Are Eff Are.
Eff Are Eff Are.
Eff Are Eff Are.
Eff Are Eff Are!

11:37am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hey robot can you pronounce '&c.' correctly?

11:38am joe Ray:

These violent delights have violent ends

11:38am Cliff in Prague:

&c. &c. &c. &c!

11:39am misterpickles69:

Is this where the comments go?

11:39am Betsy O:

Do I really have to be born again, and again and again,... so tired of that trip!

11:39am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Got so krunk that they called the cops.

11:39am joe Ray:

Analysis

11:39am ultradamno:

You should really play "Robot Love" by the Valves. Seems appropriate.

11:40am DMcK:

Robot, query: GIF or JIFF

11:40am Torbjørn:

Less cow bell, more robots.

11:40am tinkle bear:

There is nothing so important as the legs in determining the kangaroolity of a woman. Is there for example fur on your wife's legs, Sir?

11:40am Cliff in Prague:

Hey I noticed there was some decent music being played in the background.

11:41am Betsy O:

Buzz is in the ether, it crawls on the walls of my mind, sticky gooey that Buzz is,

11:42am FɍFɍ(:

SENORITA CARA DE PIZZA!

11:42am Betsy O:

Hey Man, don't bogart that joint!

11:42am Brendan:

Will i be a male or female voice? Moreover will I be able to pee in North Carolina restrooms.

11:42am tinkle bear:

I deem the point you have made as unimportant because there is surely nothing in the old world to prevent a deceitful kangaroo from shaving the hair off her legs, assuming she is a woman.

11:43am (Murakami Whywolf))):

So, will Trump wait for an excuse to declare a new State of Emergency, or he just do it?

11:43am quinn:

I'm just commenting because I like hearing my voice on the radio

11:44am βrian:

Is that a comment in your pocket or are you just glad and seamy?

11:44am FɍFɍ(:

Oh, they just said the F word in Spanish!

11:44am Brendan:

Pull my finger and I'll pull your plug

11:44am Cliff in Prague:

And quinn I like your profile pic. But should I be hitting on you using this robot voice? I guess that's wrong.

11:45am Betsy O:

Far out man, here comes the judge, here comes the judge!

11:45am Torbjørn:

The most recent analysis available indicates that the upcoming robot uprising will probably cause a State of Emergency.

11:46am quinn:

Ew, Cliff. I'm married.

11:46am tinkle bear:

Here is a thing you have not informed me on: that is, the character of your sex. Whether you are a man-angel, that is a conundrum personal to yourself and not to be discussed with strangers.

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11:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

Scientists announced that 2016 was the warmest year on record. The third year in a row of record high temperatures. Drumpf's people deny that humans have nothing to do with this. Burn, baby, burn.

11:46am Wilson K:

Cliff, you should not hit on Quinn lest you feel the wrath of my robot fists

11:46am DMcK:

GIF or JIFF!

11:46am Brendan:

Come here Ken you handsome silver tongue devil and feed me text and rub lotion on me.

11:46am d-villedan:

will this be the soundtrack for the foul orange one's removal of all his mythical thieves and rapists?

11:47am Cliff in Prague:

God, I'm such a jerk.

11:47am Betsy O:

Dan C of W A B X, now on F M U, wow!

11:48am crateslinger:

Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind

Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don't you hesitate cause

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old

Tonights the night
It's gonna be alright
Cause I love you woman
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

11:48am Private Presley:

Prime Directives. One. Serve the public trust. Two. Protect the innocent. Three. Uphold the law. Four. Classified.

11:48am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Now keep in mind he can't control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends

11:48am Brendan:

Ken we need to talk.

11:49am crateslinger:

Aw... I was in the shop and missed this whole thing. My thing is never gonna make it.

11:49am ultradamno:

Prince Rama were, in fact, attacked by a raccoon in Central Park. That stuff never happens to Helios Creed.

11:49am Cliff in Prague:

Wait, did Ken say Duane's getting married? I couldn't hear over all the computer voices

11:49am Betsy O:

Ken. Ken, Ken, pass it along before you leave.

11:49am (((Murakami Whywolf):

It's like "Donovan's Reef" meets "Donovan's Brain"!

11:49am βrian:

I've never seen a reality TV show, but I've seen some text versions.

11:49am shtus:

your passport please

11:50am FɍFɍ(:

Cliff,

Duane got married last week, I believe.

11:50am Torbjørn:

Are those girls laughing at robots ? I hope not.

11:50am Henry:

oh wah tay goo siam

11:50am Brendan:

I am nomad . Ken you are the creator.

11:50am Undead83:

For everything I've seen and heard today, I think this was one of the best Ken shows ever

11:51am ScottC:

Yo! step off esse! We see right thru you homey! You ain't no robot...

11:51am Betsy O:

Time is running out, it's almost over, take a deep breath!

11:51am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Towel...coffee...taffy...border...may I see your passport, please?

11:51am weiterso:

amen

11:51am Cliff in Prague:

I'm outta the loop, congrats Duane! And "thanks" Ken (note that those quotation marks were to indicate sarcasm, I don't think the computer knows to modulate its voice in that case)

11:51am egal:

@Undead83: still behind the Bohemian Rhapsody marathon.

11:52am βrian:

What ever came of gif versus jiff?

11:52am Torbjørn:

Okay, that's it. Everyone who isn't Young Marble Giants or robots can leave, right now.

11:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Everything this robot says is a lie.

11:52am FɍFɍ(:

Whatever happen to the One Pepsi song?

11:52am Betsy O:

I feel better now Ken, so much better!

11:52am Private Presley:

Human error is the only technical problem.

11:53am foofs:

EverythEverything's fine. Don't worry.ing's fine. Don't worry.

11:53am MD:

feedback is your friend...

11:53am βrian:

Ah, hard G, as it should be.

11:53am Wilson K:

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COUGH HEE SCOFF TOFFEE but seriously toffee is one of the worst ever confections

11:53am Betsy O:

My itching went away too, forever grateful amigo!

11:53am misterpickles69:

Can we play WFMU plays Pokemon?

11:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I want a robot voice with more heirloom sativa genetics, please.

11:53am Brendan:

Ken, love you man. Thanks.

11:54am tinkle bear:

It is thus that Finn spends the day: a third of the day watching the boys, three fifties of boys has he at play in his ball-yard; a third of the day drinking sack; and a third of the day in the calm sorcery of chess.

11:54am Ike:

Will Cyrillic break the robots? Oтлично!

11:54am Sem Chumbo:

"'If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.' Fudd's First Law of Opposition."

11:54am DMcK:

gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff gif jiff

11:54am FɍFɍ(:

Anther epic show, Ken and Josh Breckman. Thanks for everything! Till next episode people. Take care!

11:55am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I got fired by my boss—PEPSI!

11:55am JakeGould:

Man I loved "Here Comes the Judge" in second grade.

🚽

11:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

You wascally wabbit!

11:55am Betsy O:

Yu Hoo, Yu Hoo, Bye Bye Now, lost in the Ozone once again.

11:57am Henry: