I have a big problemo this morning. I'm going through advil and benadryl withdrawal from being sick for so long. No shit. Ive had a migraine for four days
No anything like that would just prolong the inevitable. Its Cold Turkey for me. Ive gotta come out the other side sooner or later.
8:46am
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Ken,
I hope you get better soon. Although I heard recent migraines will last at least 4 years. Anyway, I think you just requested yourself the Cold Turkey song.
8:52am
Jack:
Ken, drink lots of coffee (with sugar and milk) alternating with strong black tea. Also, smoke marijuana; it couldn't hurt!
Stay hydrated, Ken. It is the most important. Herbal tea - chamomile with a touch of lavender. It always helps me. But you have to drink several large cups of it.
For what it's worth, I recommend oral rehydration mix, say 6 tsp sugar to 1 tsp of salt to one litre or quart of water—dissolve the solids in 1 cup / 250ml of boiling water, add 3 cups cool water. It's got me through some difficult weeks.
Oh, and if you can find a copy of "Tales from the Leather Nun", read it—best line: 'It's o.k., we' re married.'.
Good Morning all...Freedman! Hey did you guys hear that someone is hacking into internet radio stations and playing an Anti-Trump Rap for about 15 Mins??? Here at FMU...we call that Freeform!!! LOL
9:14am
mary:
ken we admire you; we love you. your show is great. your 2 weeks on a m show were wonderful perfect fun. i put fmu in my will. though do not know how much will be left after all this whatever it is.
"Crazy(?) Horses"? The one Our Host sometimes plays slowed-down?
"Banging in the Nails"? Our Leader seems like he'd be more in sympathy with that hard-working salt-of-the-earth soldier Making Rome Great than any liser Jew….
Any good covers of "Sex Dwarf"? The original has induced hangover-like states in me without benefit of alcohol, and once while high made me consider leaving this world just to make it stop. That's Art.
Nice drug chart Ken, but I don't see where huffing rubber cement fits in.
9:29am
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Rich,
I heard Mike recently rewrote 'Institutionalized'. It is now named 'Retiredhomelized' and features Mike's mom who, sadly, suffers senile dementia and doesn't even know what is a Pepsi.
For me, the worst is dextromethorphan cough medicine. I think I've thought I was sick longer than I really was because that awful medicine made me feel so bad, lingered for days.
Ken, I think you might benefit from a witch doctor appointment. Maybe you could tie that in with 7SD tonight. Get some witch doctors to call in tonight.
Still taking requests? How about "Hard Workin' Man" by Captain Beefheart et al? I just saw the Blue Collar film for the first time the other day. Seems it's not so different between 1978 and 2017.
Your poor liver! All those chemicals! Loved the show opener, but now if you are done purging those feelings, you need to get some good endorphins flowing (from your own brain). get someone to hug you, smile (it puts a little pressure from the soft palate up to the base of the brain and releases some good stuff), and play this from Philip Glass: Aguas de Amazonia, Uakti, track title: Purus River. Feel better!
Hey everyone... you know when you are listening to a song in your car, and you reach your destination and shut off the car just as the song ends. Anyone got a good term for that moment?
Without irony or snark:I like some stuff by the Grateful Dead. I'm repelled by cultish followers, but…well, I like most of what Jesus' lyrics much more than I can stand his fans, admittedly a pretty safe and even conventional opinion 'round here, but true.
When I taught preschool, my co-teacher used to play all these lullaby versions of Metallica songs to get the kids to sleep at nap time. Sounded just like this!
If you think DJs listen most of the time, there's a decent chance you think prostitutes are into the sex.
(Having done one of those and hearing about the other, both mostly think of what they have to do at work next, irritatedly think of errands they'll have to run, remember a childhood pet, occasionally get into what they're doing for _moments_ at a time, and sometimes ponder the life decisions and 'decisions' that got them where they find themselves.
the beginning of this song sounds like Billy Joe's 'say goodbye to hollywood', and for a few moments I thought that Ken had hit his head on a cement floor
11:16am
judy from croton:
Did an interpretive dance to this song in fifth grade talent show.
Really rings true now.
The song, not the dance.
Speaking of the eve of destruction, are there backups of FMU archives in a vault somewhere that will survive the coming nuclear war that Drumpf will start with China? I'd like to think the aliens who find Earth in 7 billion years and sift through our detritus will be able to hear some of this.
Did you know Ken's alleged Kermit voice is just an Andy joke? In an old 7SD episode Andy confesses he made it up but somehow Ken forgot and lots of people still believe it.
I kinda thought there'd be a lot of orgies and wild end-of-the-world hookups and stuff by now, but nobody is giving much thought to the imminent nuclear war yet. Ahem. Not that I'm into that kind of thing or anything. Nope.
11:30am
Brendan:
Poor left wingers in hockey only make a few million.
11:30am
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Well, I get invited to a lot of those parties, Ike. Don't you?
Something makes me think that D.T. has often paid for very strict correction—that 'something' being a fatuous belief that there is any justice in the world, 'even for a moment'.
Psshaw, of course I do, @Fofo! I was just joking around. In fact, I'm at an orgy right now! But all of this wild lovemaking is getting pretty boring, so I'm going to climb out of this pile of heaving naked folks and go back to work now.
Thanks, Ken. Hope you feel better. On no particular authority, I recommend some antioxidant-rich foods like blueberries or pomegranate. Probably best to avoid caffeine for a while, too.
Thanks, Ken, for a ringside seat to a live Benedryl addiction-kicking show,
And some say there's nothing new on the radio. See ya next time, with your back monkey-less, I hope.