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Options September 20, 2017: Patriot Ambush!!!

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Ken and Andy place an American Flag on the ground in front of the studio and watch to see how many folks stop to pick it up. If a person picks up the flag, they win a box of Raisinets courtesy of Andy (Andy has picked up 12 boxes of Raisinets in anticipation)!

Most people walk right on by (turns out roughly 1 in 25 people stop to pick it up), which makes Andy very sad. One woman even stops to take a picture, but leaves the flag in place.

There are some true patriots - specifically 10 people (2 Raisinets boxes remained). And two guys, in a show of real patriotism, pick up the flag and are not even interested in a thank you handjob from Andy!

In other news, the WFMU billboard is up - causing anger, confusion, and excitement!

Recap by Andrew M

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:01pm RomanDogBird:

IT'S ILLEGAL NOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
Avatar 6:04pm dale:

andy only gets a masturbatory high. the come down is much more shameful.
Avatar 6:04pm herb.nyc:

Bob Pollard had Beethoven and the American Flag as possible band name. Settled on Guided By Voices.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm Nick the Bard:

Oh, look at andy the big spender, buying raisinettes at CVS instead of the dollar-ish store and paying $1 a box there
Avatar 6:06pm BnowB:

come on its getting late I'm so Cited.. (excited)
Avatar 6:07pm BnowB:

HAHHAHHAHA DROP THE FLAG
  6:07pm khd:

once the flag has been disgraced is there a procedure to un-disgrace it
Avatar 6:08pm dale:

maybe he has a cvs frequent customer club card that earn him points toward masturbatory aids.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Nick the Bard:

i wish i could see any of this on the door camera monitor :/
Avatar 6:08pm BnowB:

OMG yea thats a prob... you gotta hide.. FFS LMAO oh gawd
  6:08pm khd:

also, lol at ken casually tossing the flag to the ground
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm Nick the Bard:

one the flag is disgraced, you have to have a proper burning ceremony
Avatar 6:09pm BnowB:

YES further away!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm medson:

Handjobs and Raisenettes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm Sebastian:

tuned in late - I've never been more confused, what the hell are they doing? is this pre-recorded?
Avatar 6:10pm BnowB:

lol Medson.. I'm on my way down there now lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Nick the Bard:

>>Sebastian - this is live LIVE

They're dropping an american flag on the ground, and if anyone picks it up, they get to have an expensive box of raisinettes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm medson:

hahaha
Avatar 6:12pm dale:

the phrase is usually goobers and raisinettes - so now instead of asking for a handjob you should ask for a goober.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm Sebastian:

thank you Nick!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm Sebastian:

I won't ask questions like 'why?' or 'why???', I promise.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm medson:

What about SnoCaps? where do they fall ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm Nick the Bard:

isn't it the 42nd anniversary of vietnam starting today or something?
Avatar 6:15pm BnowB:

medson - the happy ending?
Avatar 6:15pm TehBadDr:

If I encountered the tiny flags, I would pick it up. And then deposit it in the next trash bin I come across!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm Sebastian:

lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm PMD:

now I want some raisinettes
Avatar 6:17pm TehBadDr:

Shit man, dark chocolate, that's the good stuffs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm medson:

Ken is a true leader. Place the flag Ken
Avatar 6:20pm TehBadDr:

Raisinettes, a big draw!
Avatar 6:20pm dale:

has the chocolate and sea salt phase passed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm Nick the Bard:

UH OH

www.americandisposal.com...
Avatar 6:21pm BnowB:

Andy dropped the flag on the ground!!!
Avatar 6:22pm dale:

this guy is gonna get sweat on andy.
Avatar 6:22pm BnowB:

"you cant put this on the ground man"
  6:22pm giraffe-o:

"Raisinettes© are As American as Baseball!"
Avatar 6:23pm BnowB:

I would argue the babe ruth bar but..
  6:23pm giraffe-o:

Ken & Andy are striving to be more hated than Colin Kaepernick.
Avatar 6:24pm dale:

nick - that's a lot of hoopla for some worn out nylon.
Avatar 6:24pm JakeGould:

Anyone here ever live in a very patriotic neighborhood? My local post office accepts flags for disposals. I don’t know how placing a dirty flag i a C-Town bag and dropping it on a postal service desk is respectful, but hey… I’m first generation. I am only coming to terms to what being an “American” really means.
Avatar 6:24pm dale:

i mean i have to build the flag a coffin to be buried in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

You may even consider giving a your flag short "funeral". Give a speech on the importance of the flag then stand at attention as the flag is lowered into the ground. Observe a moment of silence as the flag is buried. You may even choose to mark the burial location with a small, patriotic marker.
Avatar 6:26pm dale:

evan breckman will eat mucho rasinettes tonight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Switchblade Batman:

@JakeGould, you are in one. But the one that beats it I would say is Gerritsen Beach.
Avatar 6:27pm JakeGould:

@NicktheBard: Have you come across any rules on flags in cemeteries? I mean those get blown on the ground all the time because they are placed there and forgotten.
  6:27pm herb.nyc:

Right, put $1 bill under Flag, partly visible.
Avatar 6:27pm JakeGould:

@Switchblade: Ahh! Gerritsen Beach! The neighborhood where kids still throw rocks at the elderly on Halloween because “tradition!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Switchblade Batman:

I think it's only for veterans. Jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm Switchblade Batman:

That's the one alright, it gets so bad that the city locks down the neighborhood. It's like district 13.
Avatar 6:28pm JakeGould:

@Switchblade: Only Veterans get hit by rocks on Halloween? How do the kids know? By their “I served on…” baseball caps?
Avatar 6:29pm TehBadDr:

@herb.nyc has the right way to get that thing picked up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm common:

I also recognize that blouse
Avatar 6:29pm BnowB:

No way people really said that about manson. I said this earlier today as a joke .. wondering if people can be that dumb . answer: yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm Switchblade Batman:

Flag in graveyards.
  6:29pm Montclair Mick:

Ken, you started to explain it, but could you please finish
Avatar 6:29pm dale:

we bury our cats in newspaper or their favorite blankie. the vet would give us their bodies in a box, and unbeknownst to us they were in a garbage bag. 10 years after we buried one cat we buried her brother next to her and i hit something with a shovel and it was the cat - she never returned to the earth because she was entombed in plastic.
  6:29pm wfmu listener phillip:

in some states its a federal offense to lay the flag on the ground and a bigger crime to step on it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm Sebastian:

they tried this with money before and had a harder time than expected to get rid of it: wfmu.org...
Avatar 6:30pm BnowB:

I love Andy! lol funniest guy ever lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

JakeGould: re. rocks-throwing:
'It's Heritage, not Hate.'
Avatar 6:31pm JakeGould:

@(MurakamiWhywolf))): I’ll paint that slogan on a rock before I throw it at your face.
Avatar 6:31pm BnowB:

Can they see you guys?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Switchblade Batman:

As an actual native born beach rat, I can honestly say all they have is hate.
Avatar 6:32pm BnowB:

This dude is aggressive
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

In the early Edo period, Japanese Christians had to tread on a cross to avoid execution. Mafia initiation rites supposedly culminated in the burning of an image of the Madonna.

Worshipping any object is idolatrous. Shana-tevah.
  6:33pm lawrence:

Farting in a dust storm!!!!!! Hahahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Nick the Bard:

we have a flag holder in front of the building OH HAI DOGGIE!
Avatar 6:34pm TehBadDr:

@ wfmu listener phillip how can it be a federal offense ony in certain states?
  6:34pm wfmu listener phillip:

did you see how they threw hurricane Jose under the bus for hirricane Maria.
Avatar 6:34pm BnowB:

love wheatons !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm common:

the room
Avatar 6:34pm BnowB:

@ andy hahaha
Avatar 6:35pm JakeGould:

@(((Murakami Whywolf): In Jewish culture, one shall on discard of the family’s copies of Allan Sherman, Zero Mostel and Neil Diamond albums… Unless you can get them on CD or MP3 then… Ehhhh… Toss it to the curb.
Avatar 6:35pm BnowB:

fatal flaw is your gonna get beat up lol
  6:36pm wfmu listener phillip:

correction it some states. its a state or local town offense to lay it on the floor and possibly a fine if your caught stepping on it
Avatar 6:36pm TehBadDr:

Postmen and federal employees could give a shit!
Avatar 6:36pm BnowB:

lmao rasinettes suck
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm PMD:

I can't see dark raisinets being good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm Switchblade Batman:

Goobers too Ken
Avatar 6:36pm BnowB:

ken GOOBERS yes ^
Avatar 6:36pm JakeGould:

Junior Mints!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm Sebastian:

yeah, well, 18 USC §1658(b) makes it a federal crime to stop someone from getting off a stranded ship being plundered by pirates....
Avatar 6:37pm TehBadDr:

BnowB is a Debbie Downer!
Avatar 6:37pm dale:

she's giggly - i didn't say jiggly.
Avatar 6:38pm BnowB:

is that like debbie brownies?
Avatar 6:38pm TehBadDr:

@dale though had the jiggly image in his mind!
  6:39pm wfmu listener phillip:

if i were to guess id say if we were in Texas? youd have one fight on your hands with that flag on the floor
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Raisins are horrible-tasting, but milk-chocolate has to be a lot better than Raisinets®' to be considered 'ruined' by them.
Avatar 6:40pm BnowB:

Debbie downer?@TehBadDr ken said rasinettes suck and i thought it was funny .. ? be nice
Avatar 6:41pm TehBadDr:

like debbie brownies, but with percocets.
  6:41pm bad bob:

psh!
Avatar 6:41pm dale:

i did tehbaddr.
Avatar 6:42pm dale:

..she had an ebullience which is a sort of bounce, so....
Avatar 6:43pm TehBadDr:

@dale, it's finalized when Andy slaps an fmu sticker on her ass!
Avatar 6:43pm BnowB:

@ ken - "I'm from hollywood and i hate america" lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm common:

Andy wouldn't even take a magic brownie from me. straight edge indeed.
Avatar 6:47pm dale:

...or calls her a bikini girl.
Avatar 6:51pm cosmic matrix:

What a great show!! Thanks
  6:52pm lawrence:

Oh... ken and andy... so great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Next time, lay an ISIS flag next to a garbage can and see who throws it away.
Avatar 6:52pm Jeff:

"Scared of" or "annoyed by"?
  6:52pm lawrence:

Wow... just me in twent minutes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm PMD:

I didn't know he was offering a hand job. I thought he was asking for one.
Avatar 6:56pm dale:

what if he had said yes to the handjob?
  6:57pm herb.nyc:

Dropping the flag is all right. It's art!
  7:00pm lawrence:

Andy hit a chord!!!
Avatar 7:00pm bnowb:

Ty Ken and Andy!
  7:00pm lawrence:

Yikes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Sebastian:

I think I'm too un-american to fully appreciate this one, but thanks guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:15pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Texas: 'We're proud to be American, until we can secede.'
  10:09pm khd:

great show... i really enjoyed Andy's enthusiastic "EXACTLY" when he was talking to the gentleman from the Dominican Republic and had no idea what he was saying.

also, all the flag burial crap is not what i wanted. i need to know if you can un-disgrace a flag so you can use it again. like, what if you used a disgraced flag as a tourniquet to keep someone alive. pretty honorable flag if you ask me.
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