Hula Hoops are the Moebius Fellatio of the Self: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:09am -Ken:

Good Morning, Dear Friends!

♥ 6:10am geo in jc:

Good Morning Ken!

♥ 6:21am -Ken:

Morning George. Any idea what Mikey and his pal did?

♥ 6:34am NotARealDoctor:

Good morning Ken! Any idea what Christmas film I should watch to sync up with your show today?

♥ 8:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, GIF fans. Last show of the year, since Vicki will be here next Wednesday.

8:07am Wild Neil:

PEACE and Holiday Greetings all!

♥ 8:09am NotARealDoctor:

Lo Saturnalia!

8:10am Wild Neil:

The hula hoop girl is somewhere in Arizona I think, they have those Suguaro cacti there......

♥ 8:22am AnAnonymousParty:

Morning all. Well, here I am, deep in my underground bunker, waiting for The Christmas to be unleashed. I'm halfway through a two week supply of Eggnog and cookies. I hope I can hold out until the new year. This is my only contact with the outside world, Lord help me.

♥ 8:22am NotARealDoctor:

We have those cacti here in Virginia (cultivated of course)

♥ 8:25am NotARealDoctor:

Remember there's 450 calories in an average 8oz glass of Egg Nog so be sure to drink at least 4 glasses to get your entire day's nutrition!

♥ 8:29am NotARealDoctor:

You know, I'm just noticing this now, but that guy in the first gif has such plentiful fingers!

♥ 8:30am NotARealDoctor:

Man it is lonely on the comments board over here before 9...

8:31am cory:

mornin all

♥ 8:32am AnAnonymousParty:

Ghillie suit guy is terrible at moonwalking.

8:33am cory:

@AAP, i don't see anything...

8:33am Jack:

In my experience the Hamadryas baboon (or sacred baboon) pictured, is the most aggressive of the baboons (papio)

♥ 8:33am -Ken:

Morning! Hazmat report coming up on Wake with Clay Pigeon - one meth lab today, exploding

♥ 8:37am AnAnonymousParty:

@cory, switch to IR.

8:38am cory:

ah, there he is

♥ 8:38am NotARealDoctor:

Ken, I did my research for you. The fellow with the plentiful fingers is Jake Conway. Mikey is his dead brother. His quote, "we did it, Mikey" is referring to avenging Mikey's death. He does this by having relations with women of low moral fiber, spanking his monkey in a parking lot, and releasing cops from their duty (metaphorically speaking)

♥ 8:41am -Ken:

@NotARealDoctor - Thank you! That must have been a really long time ago - there were only four states in the Union.

♥ 8:42am NotARealDoctor:

Yes! And people had so many fingers back then!

♥ 8:44am Lizardner Dave:

Yesterday's AntiFe (Anti-Felder) attack was so strong 91.9 is still out in NYC.

♥ 8:45am NotARealDoctor:

People should donate more money to WFMU so that they can afford to fix the transmitter, maybe sign up as monthly donors...

♥ 8:59am Planet Tyler:

Looks like we all do it like Mikey

♥ 9:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is this from the Pooeyflute Christmas album?

♥ 9:00am Sebastian:

good morning!

♥ 9:01am Lizardner Dave:

Fofo, all you gotta do is join the Leo Sayer fan club OR pledge to Ken's show. Either makes you full on AntiFe.

♥ 9:01am melinda:

Hi Ken, nice start!

♥ 9:02am melinda:

AntiFe, haha

♥ 9:02am Sebastian:

love them shjips

♥ 9:05am -Ken:

My pledge to you, no FELDER EVER!

♥ 9:05am Listener Robert:

And here I thought Mikey was his microphone. Did somebody just paste that in?

9:05am John in Bklyn:

I always use Amazon Prime to shjip stuff.

9:06am Neanderthal Head:

My shjip has come in.

♥ 9:06am Roberto:

I was driving my daughter home from college on Monday when Scott Williams came on and played some fart noises. My daughter immediately proclaimed, "I hate WFMU. F**K WFMU!!"

♥ 9:07am Sem:

Not even an excerpt from Die Feldermaus? C'mon, SM Ken, it's a holiday season thing.

9:07am Neanderthal Head:

Anybody read that great novel The Shjipping News?

♥ 9:09am Sem:

Yes, enjoyed very much. Have family from that part of the world. Ms Annie P. nailed it.

9:10am glenn:

to be honest, accordion crimes is a much better book.

9:13am glenn:

i want some doug sahm from his scandinavian period. how about nowhere like norway, or train to trondheim?

♥ 9:13am steveo:

Good morning, -Ken.

♥ 9:15am steveo:

I heard the Ray Conniff Singers bell carol song on Lite FM over the weekend. That's my favorite station now. Sorry.

9:17am Aaron Working In Newark:

Is that Moondog the Goat in that Gif?

♥ 9:22am -Ken:

Oh My God steveo, I heard that too and it was AMAZING!!!

♥ 9:23am WFMU listener WADE:

Hey Ken...Do you hear from Liz Berg? I've been missing her show a lot lately...noone plumbs the depths of the FMA like Liz.

♥ 9:24am steveo:

It's kind of freaky shrieky there at the end, right?

♥ 9:24am dale:

he who felder dealt her. or something like that.

♥ 9:24am bk845:

Good morning Ken! Always great to hear the dulcet tones of Lemmy Kilmister.

9:24am Bill W:

"Carol of the Bells" is definitely the most krautrock / slasher film Xmas tune.

9:25am glenn:

well, except for cheyenne, who does a whole show of music from the f.m.a.

♥ 9:25am Sem:

Certainly, this is fantastic.

♥ 9:25am WFMU listener WADE:

Oh really? I didn't realize.

9:26am glenn:

i like felder. they make excellent saws.

♥ 9:26am dale:

any more HofSR interviews in the future ken? don macclean?
christopher cross? jimmy buffett? steve price of pablo cruise?

9:27am glenn:

fma listening party. on the drummer stream.

♥ 9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

I miss Liz, too. Cheyenne's show is on the Drummer Stream 3PM Tuesdays. www.wfmu.org...

9:29am Sam:

Oh thank christ, I heard that music and I was afraid you were going to stall for a long time

9:30am glenn:

are you on acorns, ken?

♥ 9:30am steveo:

Ok you won me back with this out-of-body bit. WFMU is my favorite station again.

♥ 9:30am Planet Tyler:

are you out on your rowboat on acorns ken?

♥ 9:33am melinda:

@dale I would really enjoy a Christopher Cross interview

♥ 9:36am -Ken:

In 2018, I will be chatting with Kenny Rankin, Kenny Loggins and Kenny Crosby (David Crosby's petri dish son who he had with Grace Slick).

♥ 9:37am steveo:

2018: The Year of the Kenny

♥ 9:38am steveo:

May we call you Kenny?

♥ 9:39am dale:

right melinda? i wish lemmy had covered ride like the wind.

♥ 9:39am -Ken:

MY NAME IS KEN

9:39am glenn:

well, there's the answer to the age old question - what do grace slick and melissa etheridge have in common?

♥ 9:40am dale:

what - no kenny rogers?

♥ 9:40am steveo:

Just asking.

♥ 9:40am AnAnonymousParty:

Or Kennys G?

♥ 9:42am -Ken:

Kenny G will be filling in for me at some point in 2018. Kenny's G is not available.

9:42am jess:

I wonder how many children David Crosby has fathered.

♥ 9:43am yippie:

i just sent in more thekenschlampen that the world needs for our upcoming pagan solstice festivals

9:43am glenn:

you really don't, jess. the very thought is revolting.

♥ 9:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Keep you Kenny Logins information secret, and never reveal it to our helpful Customer Service Units.

♥ 9:44am dale:

just keep an eye out for balding men with long hair and handlebar moustaches.

♥ 9:44am -Ken:

Graham Nash has quite a bit to say about David Crosby. Dont miss my exclusive interview with Graham on Wednesday January 3rd, 11am, during Part 2 of THE HEROES OF SOFT ROCK.

♥ 9:44am Lizardner Dave:

Kenny G!!!! I'm the only one who misses him, aren't I?

♥ 9:45am yippie:

i even feel inspired to make a thekenschlampen gif

♥ 9:45am Rev. Turnip Druid:

@Lizardner: I'm on the record repeatedly calling for Kenny G's triumphant return. IN OUR LIFETIME.

♥ 9:47am steveo:

oh cool re Kenny G fill-in

♥ 9:48am Lizardner Dave:

Is the story that Glen Jones told about Kenny G surreptitiously turning on his and X Ray's mics when they thought they were off the air true?

♥ 9:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Which Kenny G, THAT one, or the other one?

♥ 9:49am -Ken:

@Lizardner Yes, true story.

9:50am Brendan:

Good morning Ken and Schlampers. I’d like to request You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by Don Felder.

♥ 9:50am dale:

was that the infamous show when x-ray said 'that oughta hold the little bastards?'

♥ 9:51am bk845:

@Brendan - Nice!

9:53am Laura L:

@Lizardner Dave 9:44, nope, you're not the only one!

♥ 9:54am dale:

i used to do that, play that album on 16. just sounded like a barbershop quartet

♥ 9:55am listener Rey:

This is even funnier if you're on acorrns

9:55am Brendan:

The demon voice is Menstrual Krampus

♥ 9:57am The Oscar:

@F--F-- One of my most prized DVDs is a DVD-R I got at Kim's back in the day, with two of the Irritainment specials, plus Harvey Sid Fisher's Songs of the Zodiac and a bunch of other great stuff.

9:57am CeeDubbles:

My "Anal Magic with Kenny G" tee-shirt (aka Farting Monk) is a big hit with the kids at Monty Hall

♥ 10:02am melinda:

That Preparation H bit was great

♥ 10:02am The Oscar:

Man, that sample is burned in my mind from the Something Weird Video intro.

♥ 10:04am listener Rey:

The genius of Wayne Butane! now howzabout some Johnny Mathis....

♥ 10:05am steveo:

chances are....slim

10:05am Sam:

That's where comets come from!

♥ 10:05am steveo:

the butane gets a clickystar

♥ 10:05am Roberto:

Love me some Wayne Butane.

♥ 10:06am rsj:

i heard that!

♥ 10:07am rsj:

finally a christmas show i can get behind, thanks for donning the spirit

♥ 10:08am NotARealDoctor:

Olsen TWINS (2) confirmed!

♥ 10:08am dale:

do not confuse with wayne propane, purveyor of barbecue accessories off route 23

♥ 10:09am steveo:

The name butane comes from the roots but- and -ane. [wikipedia]

10:09am jan:

Just tuned in- the only tolerable Christmas Radio programming- on wfmu! Loved Wayne Butane

♥ 10:10am BronwynB:

good morning ken and everyone

10:11am Cecile:

Frohe Weihnachten!

♥ 10:11am northguineahills:

@NotARealDoctor: I'm sure it won't convince John Oliver

10:12am Cecile:

Play the sad German tutor.
Link here:
www.youtube.com...

10:13am Cecile:

Also, Kung Fu Christmas is a winner from National Lampoon.

♥ 10:13am JtotheK:

hi ken, hi everyone.

♥ 10:14am northguineahills:

the scuba respiration sounds like the opening scene of "The Graduate".

10:14am Brendan:

If it isn’t going to snow, I’d love to hear the Snow Kid (the school she is closed)

♥ 10:16am pocket vito:

I'd like to hear Mrs. McWiggen's phone messages about the dog.

♥ 10:16am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The excellent "Flop House" podcast is now bicoastal, Elliott [sic] Kalan having moved to L. A.. Ask them for tips, or team-up with them once or twice, I think it could be a glorious train-wreck.

10:17am Cecile:

Musnula is a queeCzech group that does some really great Eastern Bloc New Wave with some low budget, awesomely creepy videos.
www.youtube.com...

10:17am Cecile:

queer Czech

10:18am Cecile:

yay, sad German!

♥ 10:18am Listening Out There:

Number Nein, Number Nein...

♥ 10:19am The Oscar:

Speaking of, in case anyone's not aware, there's a full Heino Christmas special on Youtube, and it's glorious: www.youtube.com...

10:19am MUWFInMA:

can’t not think of Vader

10:19am Cecile:

mein Kung Fu ist nicht gut

♥ 10:19am Sebastian:

lol

10:19am Henry:

ich habe sport gemacht!

♥ 10:20am pocket vito:

This needs some screaming over it

10:20am Cecile:

Sie haben Verleumdungen auf Poison Clan gegossen

10:21am Cecile:

Vorbereitungen für den Kampf

10:21am Nick S.:

Doopee time

10:22am Nick S.:

Dooppee Time

10:22am Laura L:

Ich bin gern traurig.

♥ 10:22am Sebastian:

Ich habe Kopfschmerzen und gehe in das Krankenhaus

♥ 10:23am dale:

is there a radio-safe edit of wham's last christmas?

10:23am Brendan:

Choppin’ !

♥ 10:23am melinda:

Scham always lifts my spirits.

♥ 10:24am Sebastian:

@dale: www.youtube.com...

10:24am sim:

Translation?

♥ 10:24am melinda:

why did it set off the alarm?

♥ 10:24am pocket vito:

I'd like to report an incident of shaming

10:24am foreign_listener_k:

Ken's Sclampen are disco royalty

♥ 10:24am pocket vito:

Sorry, schaming

10:25am Kohlkopf:

Ich habe Dabba Doo.

10:25am Brendan:

Sham sham shamwow

♥ 10:26am Stanley:

I dunno, I feel a bit awkward laughing every time the alarm goes off.

♥ 10:26am yippie:

thekenschlampen time
did you get the new ones?

10:26am rw:

We’re all Kenschlampen in our own way.

10:26am foreign_listener_k:

No schaming with the Schlampen - no way., no how - optherwise the alarm goes off

♥ 10:26am melinda:

The whole song is shaming non-dancers, I guess.

♥ 10:26am pocket vito:

Wow do they HATE people who can't dance!

10:26am Cecile:

Kranken ist mein Lieblings-deutsches Wort nach Krankenwagen

10:27am Cecile:

Krankenhaus! Mein Fehler!

♥ 10:27am melinda:

It's ableist.

♥ 10:27am Sebastian:

Krankenschein!

10:27am Fredericks:

This song's got me smiling again.

10:28am Cecile:

I'm not calling. I'm on a short leash these days.

♥ 10:28am BronwynB:

i'm mad about star wars. i just had to say it

10:29am thedunkel:

Im not calling either… how about text

♥ 10:29am Listening Out There:

Phone cord isn't long enough to reach my cage...

10:29am Cecile:

Fofo, you are sneaky. That was not real me.

10:31am Cecile:

OK, what's the number?

10:31am glenn:

for real, ceceal.

♥ 10:31am melinda:

201 209 9368

♥ 10:32am Sebastian:

called, kept ringing

10:32am Fredericks:

Dan Carlin!

10:32am F—F— (:

I believe it was your subconscious self, Cecile. Sometimes it happens when one is distracted. Your fingers just start typing away without you realising. Most of my comments are typed like that BTW.

10:33am JakeGould:

Happy 8th day of Hanukkah! Also, Admiral Ackbar dies in “The Last Jedi.” More like “The Last Shellfish!”

10:33am Cecile:

i'm calling

10:33am Cecile:

pick up the damn phone

♥ 10:33am melinda:

He mentioned this remix project in an interview once

10:34am Cecile:

201 209 9368?

10:34am Cecile:

trying again.

♥ 10:35am Sebastian:

I guess the call-in option is over, we were too slow

10:35am Cecile:

ok, then, I'm done.

♥ 10:35am melinda:

sexual hankering, haha

10:35am Listener Scott:

Oh, that's brilliant. Took me probably too long to realize this is Carlin being remixed.

♥ 10:36am -Ken:

Sorry, I gave it five minutes. Cant do no more. Next chance in 20

♥ 10:36am pocket vito:

"Call back in 20 minutes" ha ha

10:36am Cecile:

I'll call if I'm free.

♥ 10:37am pocket vito:

You're as free as you want to be

♥ 10:37am steveo:

this must be an enormous amount of work to make

10:38am F—F— (:

No one is better to back announce the Sad German but the one and only Cecile!!

10:40am Cecile:

Mein Deutschesprachen ist nicht gut

10:40am Thelma:

"This could be the last Trump-et, might as well be the last." Bob Marley, Natural Mystic

♥ 10:42am steveo:

♥ 10:43am steveo:

i don't hear no yoot, tho

10:43am F—F— (:

Nor the Mormon's distinct sound.

10:45am Cecile:

ED SPECIAL

♥ 10:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

This is the "Ding, Fries are Done" song.

♥ 10:47am BronwynB:

carol of the bells is great. its so simple, but when a REALLY GOOD CHOIR sings it...

♥ 10:47am AnAnonymousParty:

Love the scenes from "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" Need to watch that again.

♥ 10:48am pocket vito:

YES!!

♥ 10:48am caver_mike:

To me, the song goes:
Christmas, Christmas, time of year
Time for joints, and time for beer

♥ 10:48am The Oscar:

Ooh! Is this Leo Sayer?

♥ 10:48am Sebastian:

oh noes

10:48am olivia:

mi want a hooooooooolahoop

♥ 10:48am steveo:

i wonder what's on Lite FM...

10:49am Fredericks:

Should have saved Trump of Doom GIF for the BarBQ

♥ 10:49am BronwynB:

yum, hot meat

♥ 10:49am AnAnonymousParty:

'Later we'll have some fuckin' pie and do some carolling'.

10:50am Brendan:

Dedicated to the harassers

♥ 10:50am The Oscar:

True fact: sociologists and behavioral scientists have no explanation for the hula hoop fad of the '60s. There have been full books written about this.

♥ 10:51am AnAnonymousParty:

It's a hoop, and you can do the hula. Beats rolling it down the street with a stick. Duh.

♥ 10:51am JtotheK:

@The Oscar "you know, for kids".

♥ 10:52am pocket vito:

Oh well the hula hoop fad was obviously a freudian expression of forbidden sexual desire.

10:53am fleep:

You brought forbidden sexual desire? Did you bring enough for *everybody*?

♥ 10:53am herb.nyc:

oh meat, so much to answer for. friend and i may go for kebabs in chelsea for dinner. the museum of sex is nearby, for meat of a different variety.

♥ 10:53am pocket vito:

Oh there is PLENTY for everybody! Too much even.

♥ 10:53am Lixiviated Life:

this is normal now

10:53am F—F— (:

Hula Hoops are the moebius fellatio of the self, as Freud would have said.

♥ 10:54am The Oscar:

I suppose this does all explain why Dave was hesitant to get one for Alvin...

10:54am Brendan:

Hula hoop backwards sounds like poo a loo

♥ 10:55am pocket vito:

Putting the hula hoop around your waist is like going back to the womb for a minute

♥ 10:55am Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368

10:55am F—F— (:

Hey, it's the Cecile-Zebra Truck song ! I wonder who would call?!

♥ 10:56am -Ken:

wtf!!

♥ 10:56am βrian:

It's Mark!

♥ 10:56am Sebastian:

hahaha

♥ 10:56am bk845:

Awesome!:)

♥ 10:56am The Oscar:

Whoa-- four minutes early!

♥ 10:56am steveo:

lollollol

♥ 10:56am Sebastian:

kickass!

♥ 10:56am NotARealDoctor:

Guest DJ announcer backfired...

♥ 10:56am Passaic River Blues:

LOVE

♥ 10:56am Lizardner Dave:

Brilliant! THE ANTI-ANTIFE STRIKES!

♥ 10:57am JtotheK:

oh my. Felder calling in to sing heavy metal?

10:57am Aaron Working In Newark:

LMAO

♥ 10:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Leo Sayer!

10:57am queems:

♥ 10:57am listener Rey:

What is he singing about???

10:57am thedunkel:

on HEAAVY METTALLL

♥ 10:57am bk845:

@The Oscar: That's as maybe, but I'll allow it. I love the reverb:)

10:57am Cecile:

hang up. I'm calling

♥ 10:57am Sebastian:

great reverb!

10:57am Evan From Seattle:

I need to hear this at this time every Wednesday now Ken. Look at what you've done!

♥ 10:57am Lizardner Dave:

Love the show, can't believe Leo Sayer got through.

♥ 10:57am steveo:

@rey exploding into a hula hoop, IIRC

10:58am Agent Peter:

Jealousy is often a very ugly thing.

10:58am F—F— (:

I'll take this as a declaration of war, Mr Felders! AntiFes, unite!

♥ 10:58am Sebastian:

ride it until it explodes

10:58am medson:

Best live performance ever

10:58am queems:

this version is better than the original

10:58am thedunkel:

Evan from Seattle is right Ken - every wednesday at 10:56 - MattWW covering DFelder

10:59am Brendan:

Mic drop

♥ 10:59am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cecile on line two!

10:59am Cecile:

COME ON

♥ 10:59am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm thinking building the bunker was a wise choice right about now.

♥ 11:00am listener Rey:

Is there salvation if I become a Heavy Metal believer?

11:00am Cecile:

I'M OVER THIS.

11:01am F—F— (:

Oh, that was an humillating goal scored by the Anti-AntiFes squad!

Cecile, I'm afraid you'd have to sing the Barbeque song in the next Zebra Trucks opportuniity.

11:01am Brendan:

He’ll get you in Cec. They gotta do a station id

11:02am Cecile:

I would sing Dancing Lasha Tumbai if I sang anything. Which I won't because I'm at work.

11:03am olivia:

!!!!!!!!! still comin down from that medley

♥ 11:04am herb.nyc:

oh monica lewinsky. my cat is named natalie lewinsky. she's a beautiful tuxedo cat. i got her via NY Pet-I-Care, where i also volunteer.

♥ 11:05am βrian:

The top of a file cabinet sounds remarkably like a kettle drum.

♥ 11:05am herb.nyc:

my friend saw Rolling Blackouts some months ago, and said they were vg.

♥ 11:06am Matt ww:

What song was that right around 11am? I loved it!

♥ 11:06am βrian:

Vegan?

♥ 11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

How do you change the pitch of a filing cabinet? Open one of the drawers?

♥ 11:06am coelacanth∅:

nice, Matt!

11:07am F—F— (:

Sir Matt ww,

There was no song. No idea what are you talking about. Nothing really happened during those two minutes. It was radio silence. Right people (i.e. anti-fes)?

♥ 11:07am coelacanth∅:

(it is the best version, isn't it)

♥ 11:07am βrian:

You can slide the heel of your alternate hand to change the pitch.

♥ 11:07am northguineahills:

I only get Monday off of work.

♥ 11:07am steveo:

LED SIGN BOARD photos.google.com...

♥ 11:08am Patty D:

Love me some Alan Watts. looking forward to the commute home now.

11:08am CeeDubbles:

Cheeze'nRice, Ken, don't say it's been 20 years since Alan Watts!!

♥ 11:09am coelacanth∅:

Alan Watts never left the building

♥ 11:09am pocket vito:

Yes, suspenders and blow go hand in hand. Exemplified by rodeo clowns.

♥ 11:10am listener Rey:

@pocket vito
and Wall Street A-holes

♥ 11:10am AnAnonymousParty:

She don't lie.

♥ 11:11am pocket vito:

Mooching in-laws

♥ 11:11am AnAnonymousParty:

Yeah, well, Carol of the Bells don't work then.

11:11am queems:

i love ray coniff though

♥ 11:11am herb.nyc:

oh if only Matt Taibi would come back, then he could talk and joke with Alan Watts. wotta team.

♥ 11:11am Patty D:

Who is Carol and why does she own so many bells? GET A NEW HOBBY CAROL!

♥ 11:12am pocket vito:

Carol of the Bells was good friends with Anne of Green Gables

♥ 11:12am AnAnonymousParty:

Carol's band is named "The Bells".

♥ 11:12am steveo:

i heard that! i'm famous!

11:13am Cecile:

it is!

♥ 11:14am Sebastian:

you are so wearing suspenders, I can hear it in your voice

♥ 11:14am herb.nyc:

wait, ken's still here? i thought he said he was getting away.

♥ 11:14am steveo:

i also wrote that dumb joke about the billboard fonts - hey is breckman hiring?

♥ 11:15am pocket vito:

Denying you're wearing suspenders is a CLASSIC sign of secret suspender wearing.

11:15am Cecile:

OMG, I didn't make it up to K. The Satie makes it.

11:16am F—F— (:

Make no mistake, we, the AntiFes, don't wear suspenders. Never. EVER. Sometimes.

♥ 11:17am βrian:

Ever since I joined the AntiFez movement, I can no longer ride in miniature cars.

♥ 11:19am AnAnonymousParty:

Wait, What? I thought AntiFez was against condoms.

♥ 11:19am The Oscar:

PSYCHO SANTA! I love each and every variant of this song.

11:19am Andy the painter:

alan watts hasn’t been on fmu for twenty years?
wow, i had no idea its been that long.
explains a lot......

♥ 11:20am Roberto:

I keep thinking the scuba breathing is my daughter snoring in the other room. You know, the daughter who hates WFMU.

♥ 11:20am Patty D:

My coworker is having her wisdom teeth removed next month and will be awake for the operation under HEAVY doses of laughing gas. She's allowed to listen to music while in the operation but doesn't know what to listen to. I'm going to recommend Ken's show.

11:20am cee:

wow hey merry xmas to all the dead children

♥ 11:21am Planet Tyler:

Someone redid Psycho for Xmas LOLOLOLOLOL

11:22am fletchernyc:

Apparently we're not even allowed to "favorite " this one.

♥ 11:23am The Oscar:

Clickystarring this for the title alone.

♥ 11:26am βrian:

Rumpa-pum-pum.

♥ 11:26am Dan Bodah:

I wonder...did I kill Alan Watts? I was board-opping for him 17 years ago and then he just...disappeared.

♥ 11:26am Sebastian:

what in the world do you people have against Fez'? Hating on Tommy Cooper after he's been dead for 30 years?

11:27am F—F— (:

I am a commenter and I'm fed up with the music! Comments please!

11:27am Lewis:

@Andy - don't it though...

♥ 11:27am Sebastian:

gotta go get drunk, preemptive thanks Ken!

♥ 11:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope Bryce can find a raga Drummer Boy before Friday.

11:29am CeeDubbles:

16 Years is NOT 20, Mr. Friedman. No wonder your name's been dragged through the sty with Roy Moore and Mario Fatali!

♥ 11:29am βrian:

The Campbell Brothers should cover Satie.

11:29am CeeDubbles:

check check 5 5

♥ 11:30am dale:

i guess ken went out and left andy's ipod on shuffle.

11:32am Cecile:

monos!

11:32am Cecile:

monos!

♥ 11:33am Ken From Hyde Park:

Looks like the playlist Feldered at 11:19.

11:34am Evan From Seattle:

So if the anti-Felder faction is the AntiFes, what is the side that is pro-felder? Felder Supremacists? The Alt-Henley?

♥ 11:34am AnAnonymousParty:

Ken, the station faded out for a moment, then some other crap came in, but now it seems to have gone back. I didn't think transmitter problems would affect the internet stream. Do you feed the streams pre or post transmitter?

11:34am Cecile:

Could you play Puppet Heads by Tin Huey for Ralph Carney's passing?

11:35am ?:

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at

the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The man responded, "They're Carol's."

11:36am Carlyle Marc:

Hey Andy, hi Ken! Happy holidays. 20 years, man every year seems to gain more horse power and go faster.

♥ 11:39am steveo:

is this thing on?

11:39am F—F— (:

It seems commenting is broken. So I can say whatever I want! In fact, I'd like to confess that I am the biggest Pro-Felder fan! I just loooove Heavy Metal! I can't live without the Don! No one will never know my true feelings for the Don Love! as this comment will never show up in the comment section! HAHAHAHAAA!!

♥ 11:39am maestroso:

Is the comments board frozen? No new comments visible since 11:19.

11:40am cee:

hey the message bored stopped scrolling

11:41am Carlyle Marc:

Hey Andy hi Ken! Happy holidays! 20 years, man every year seems to gain more horse power and go faster.

♥ 11:43am Cubeistan:

Ken, I believe Psycho Santa was The Western Caravan featuring Thirsty Dave Hansen

♥ 11:43am northguineahills:

Did the comments board die a half hour ago, is my browser fubared?

♥ 11:45am Cubeistan:

I believe Psycho Santa was by Western Caravan featuring Thirsty Dave Hansen

11:46am thedunkel:

Is there any KHLAM christmas tunes?

♥ 11:46am northguineahills:

Ok, now the comments work, but the playlist isn't updated.

♥ 11:47am -Ken:

Yes, sorry, we are having technical issues with the comments - thanks for hanging in t here with us everybody.

♥ 11:48am Krys O.:

Thanks for the Carney Hild Kramer. R.I.P. Ralph Carney.

11:48am cee:

chiristmas was almost ruined!

11:49am Dean:

"issues with the comments": par for the course?

♥ 11:49am Listener Robert:

Don't kid us, -Ken, we know it's not Alan W. but Bronwyn C., right? We'll know when in the middle of a Zen discussion Alan Watts starts taking phone calls. You know, like the live or Memorex game you played w Andy.

♥ 11:50am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

@ngh Reload the page, is the playlist still not updated? Sorry all... gathered some forensic data, should help get to the root of the freezes...

♥ 11:52am steveo:

for some reason i like Kramer; probably brainwashing or stockholm syndrome

11:53am Lewis:

Is it weird that I consider this little ditty a christmas classic?

♥ 11:54am northguineahills:

Is working fine now, thanks Kenzo.

11:55am F—F— (:

I did not realise this is OKAPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

11:56am Brendan:

Merry Christmas Ken.

♥ 11:56am JtotheK:

thanks for the tunes, and seasonal greeting to you and yours, Ken and all.

11:56am cee:

you know who also has issues with the comments? the grinch!

♥ 11:56am steveo:

thanks Ken! happy Krampus!

♥ 11:57am Planet Tyler:

Happy vacay Ken!!!!

11:58am F—F— (:

Thanks, Ken, Kenzo! Superbabilicious show as usual! Till next episode, people! Have fantastic Xmas holidays! And remember. Be happy.

I said be happyY! Loosen up, goddamit! >:-|

♥ 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken. Have a good one, until next time!

♥ 11:58am Listening Out There:

Thank you, Station Meister.

11:58am Jublianna:

Yay ken we love you!

♥ 11:59am -Ken:

Bye everybody! Have a great time over these high holydays. Dont forget that the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hugh!

12:01pm bobo:

Today I arrived early but the comment section wasn't working. But now I'm back. Can i still request a song?

♥ 12:09pm coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken. Happy Krampfest

8:23am runny runt:

HaPpY new year New York / WFMU
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