Sudden Infant Morning: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:04am Bjarne:

Guten morgen herr Freedman

♥ 7:56am -Ken:

Hi there Bjarne!

8:22am cory:

good morning all Kens and all unKens

8:24am ԷoԷo (:

Good morning, corys and uncorys!

8:26am cory:

hi fofo, how's life?

♥ 8:35am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken from upstate checking in. Awaiting the HazMat signal.

8:41am weiterso:

good morning Humppakavaliers!

♥ 8:57am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hello, all.

♥ 9:01am (((Murakami Whywolf):

You little mic-jumper.

♥ 9:01am melinda:

morning Ken and everyone

♥ 9:02am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Supposedly Rush are not fanatical Randroids any more.

9:02am Mark S:

It's not possible to hate Don Henley more.

♥ 9:03am MD:

KENZO CIRCUS...WECOLME BACK!

9:03am Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings from Bay Ridge via Tannersville. just don't sing, please....

♥ 9:04am MD:

good morning FREEFORM MILITIA!!!

♥ 9:04am MD:

CHARGE!!!

9:04am lane:

Morning everyone!!! glad youre back Ken!!! I'm employed again so now I'm on the accu more than ever >:]

♥ 9:05am MD:

give clay some love!!!!

♥ 9:06am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I found Kings I much more interesting than Chronicles I; I still prefer Ecclesiastes (Koheles) and Ezekiel.

9:06am Listener Bop Monroe:

i remember a Village Voice article about him that was titled, 'How do you like your blue eyed special, Mr Death?' I miss the V.Voice.

♥ 9:06am The Oscar:

My introduction to Dylan was a cassette of Highway 61 Revisited that was accidentally dubbed at 45 RPM. The chipmunkified version of "Ballad of a Thin Man" has colored my perception of him ever since.

9:06am S_Rah:

don't hate on garbage time.
that was fun, i was busy bookmarking movies and albums to check out. thanks!!!!!

9:06am zopa:

Knocking on Dave's Door (with Eddie Marsan as Dylan) was pretty good.

♥ 9:06am MD:

the worm has turned for us!!!

♥ 9:07am Krys O.:

Transitional moments, operative word is moments IMO.

9:07am ԷoԷo (:

I'm doing fine, cory. Thanks for asking. I hope you too and stay with us for the whole duration of the show (you always leave us high and dry!)?

9:08am queems:

hey smk & all

9:09am cory:

sorry fofo, i must feed the masses in just over an hour. otherwise i'm doing very well.

9:10am ԷoԷo (:

Murakami,

I find Eläccläiset better than Ecclesiastes.

9:10am Listener Bop Monroe:

one of the trees looks like atuning fork

9:11am Listener Bop Monroe:

tuning fork

9:11am Sydnius:

Ohnoes call ConEd

♥ 9:12am mb:

Hello people

9:14am Losermom:

Him all! I will be listening on the go today. In other news, I'm getting a better phone so I can listen to WFMU in the barn and the car!!!!!

9:14am Nick S.:

KEN!!!

9:15am Nick S.:

It's me, Larry.

♥ 9:15am Lixiviated Life:

Kinny !

♥ 9:15am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Does Andy's son do A.I. well enough to create a Robot Ken D.J. complete with interesting speed choices?—I don't know if anyone's good enough at Deep Learning to produce Ken-rants at will.

9:16am ami a.d.:

Top of the morning S.M. Ken,hello all.Thanks for everything.

9:17am lane:

@Losermom i like your eggs and I like the idea of Ken's show blasting in the barn~

9:18am Losermom:

Thanks, lane. The real ones are blue but not that blue.

♥ 9:19am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Losermom: "Out Behind the Barn", a Dylan takedown from the "National Lampoon"'s "Lemmings".

9:19am Losermom:

I'll check it out, Murakami! I'll see how loud I can get it - the chickens love WFMU!

9:20am ԷoԷo (:

See, Ken? This is the correct Mariah to play!

9:21am sphere:

morning. just out of curiosity, is there a story behind SM Ken's Eagles tattoo? that sounds like a lost bet.

9:24am cory:

@ken, have y'all got anything by La Luz. they sound like early pink floyd meets mazzy star in southeast asia

9:24am ԷoԷo (:

You bet, sphere! I. think the tattoo comes from a Seven Second Delay marathon challenge or bet few years back. Was it the same where Andy got a tattoo of The Bloods? That i don't remember. What I remember is seeing Andy crying and swearing while getting the tattoo.

♥ 9:24am Phillippe Bastille:

Hi all

9:25am ԷoԷo (:

SEEEEIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEN OOOONNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo....

Wait..Who the heck is Seigen Ono? Sounds good though.

♥ 9:26am -Ken:

Morning all!

♥ 9:28am Andrew Waterloo:

Morning

9:29am Sam:

Good morning Ken, we're all here to follow you into the deepest levels of hell

9:29am wfmu_listener_phillip:

good "happy" morning @KEN and fellow "kenners" wooh! its hot out there! sunny humid 76° degrees already.

♥ 9:30am John from NP:

Morning Ken. Wear sunscreen, Phillip. And put some baby powder on your private parts.

♥ 9:31am -Ken:

@f0f0 - Seigen Ono is a Japanese producer - he produced that Mariah LP, and he did some amazing CDs under his own name back in the 90s.

9:33am wfmu_listener_phillip:

i like to be out walking around crotona park here in the bronx listening to @ken its HOT! but i picked a nice shady place

9:34am ԷoԷo (:

I'm pretty sure if you shazam Jane Weaver it comes up as Stereolab.

9:35am wfmu_listener_phillip:

the humidity is MURDER! here in the bronx.

♥ 9:36am maestroso:

G'morning Ken. Wow, four clickys in a row.

9:37am lane:

The path train is cooler than my work building in ding dang midtown ~~ luv that jane weaver

♥ 9:39am The Oscar:

Love the To Serve Man gif-- I had the divine inspiration last year to paint an old recipe box with the symbols from the book cover!

♥ 9:39am Michele with One "L":

DIABOLICAL

♥ 9:39am Lixiviated Life:

but Kinny, why would you do that to Clay?

♥ 9:40am rsj:

I always knew there was something oddly otherworldly about Rush, thought it was the canada...
Ken, Great to have you back on the air!

♥ 9:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

If the person possessing the pin dies, what then? Does that lift the curse?

9:41am Sam:

What if you throw the pin onto a passing freight train?

9:41am robyn and 5-yr-old mini glistener ajax:

i like food

9:42am ԷoԷo (:

Thanks, Ken. Never heard of Seigen Ono. The only Japanese music I listened back in the 90s is probably from the music from the Maya the Honey Bee cartoon.

♥ 9:43am -Ken:

@Ajax - What a coincidence - I LOVE FOOD TOO! Especially sweet and salty food.

9:44am ԷoԷo (:

I envy your name, Ajax.

♥ 9:46am -Ken:

@Lixiviated - He just loves Rush so much, I couldn't bare NOT giving it to him.

9:46am Ochre Ogre:

Mornin Ken and all! How is Olive doing?

9:47am Dave In St Alban's UK:

Lovin' the show Ken.

♥ 9:49am -Ken:

@Ochre - Dead Dog Olive is still alive and well and living inside of Living Dog Olive. DDO keeps trying to escape but LDO keeps beating her back. Thank God, because I dont have another God Damn Dead Doig Dedication IN ME

9:50am ԷoԷo (:

Leave me the fuck alone = shitsukendayo

I am not sure about that Japanese translation. It sounds more like "Ken's having a shit, leave him alone!".

♥ 9:50am (Murakami Whywolf))):

The Oscar: That receipt box decoration was a great idea.

Note: those Japanese phrases were very loosely translated, e.g. 'Shiné!' is literally 'Die!' but accurate as far as I know, which isn't all that far.

9:52am fleep:

Greetings broadcasters and broadcastees

9:53am Ochre Ogre:

Oh that's good!!

♥ 9:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

I wonder what curse befalls the pin-giver. Must be some degree of bad luck when you give the pin to someone.

♥ 9:55am -Ken:

@KFHP - Actually, the giver of the cursed RUSH pin gets good luck, sort of, when they foist the pin onto somebody else. You get a really cool baseball cap from Amazon. Mind should be waiting for me when I get home tonight. Those Amazon delivery people though - they dont know WHAT THEY ARE DOING!

9:57am zopa:

@-Ken: They're not the only ones...

9:58am sphere:

i'm getting a car with Bluetooth audio and possibly the most awesome part is that i will never have to hear Tom Sawyer or Take It Easy again.

♥ 10:00am northguineahills:

Blake Babies! (been a long time)

10:01am robyn and 5-yr-old mini glistener ajax:

i like food

10:01am Sam:

Is there a Paula Abdul Rush Rush pin?
I wanna seeee
I wanna see ya get free with meeeee

10:05am ?:

This is a clever ploy to get women to listen.

10:06am prudy:

Sorry Ken, i'd rather listen to the offensive joke...

♥ 10:06am Phillippe Bastille:

I have that me too derangement syndrome too

10:06am Brian in New Orleans:

The BEST way to drive women listeners away is to play RUSH!!!

10:07am Westminster Manor:

enough re woman joke

10:07am ?:

And all listeners

10:07am Marc (the other painter):

Salutations and hallucinations! Cool top b&w GIF, looks like a scene from an Ingrid Bergman film.

10:07am sphere:

i'm just deranged. sigh.

10:08am robyn and 5-yr-old mini glistener ajax:

WFMU i love you xoxo

♥ 10:08am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Andy should just tell his horrible joke, then suggest any women who're offended not to listen when he tells it again.

10:08am lane:

and the chickens in the barn

10:08am ԷoԷo (:

True, Brian in New Orleans. I once saw a photo of the mens vs women's toilettes during a Rush concert break and guess what? There were no women queueing outside the WC!

♥ 10:09am northguineahills:

If the joke is actually funny, it's not offensive to me, but, it's an razor's edge, if you fail, it will be horrible. So, pick wisely.

10:09am Brian in New Orleans:

Rush is a great band...2112 is as good as any CAN release...imho...it is coil to hate them...like people whi by default hate Yoko Ono

10:09am lane:

He should just tell the joke and have women call in to tell him off

10:09am lane:

aka me

10:10am ?:

Jonas Brothers is a great band to someone

10:10am adrian elaine in mpls:

@lane - I’d be into that

♥ 10:10am -Ken:

@Westminster Manor - Right? I cant believe he wanted to tell that joke, as HILARIOUS as it is, it's just too offensive! And what an idiotic idea to drive female listeners away. I couldnt believe it either!

10:10am Sam:

For heaven's sake, they show footage of mass shootings on the 6 o'clock news. They preface it by saying that the following footage is graphic and may offend some viewers. So if you give that disclaimer before telling the joke, there should be no problem.

10:11am Brian in New Orleans:

Some people think "Metal Music Machine" is genius too....

10:11am prudy:

lovely cover...

10:12am Wilson in SO:

Ah this song is perfect in any language

10:12am sphere:

@ Brian in New Orleans - I do think Metal Machine Music is genius, in fact! :)

♥ 10:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

(BLT filling in for Duane today.)

10:12am ԷoԷo (:

Brain in New Orleans has broken the unwritten rule of NEVER putting Rush and Can in the same sentence. Severe punishment is on its way.

10:13am Sam:

How about Andy tells the joke at the beginning of the show, and the rest of the hour is women calling up to tell mean jokes about HIM! Just a ruthless roast.

10:13am Brian in New Orleans:

@sphere I prefer "Lulu"...his work with Metallica...

♥ 10:14am -Ken:

Ah thank you Ken from Hyde Park!

10:14am Brian in New Orleans:

@ ţoto...thanks for calling me Brain ! i'm wicked smaht!

♥ 10:15am -Ken:

@Lane - He just cant tell that joke on the air. It's too offensive and has bad words and stuff. But it is SO F'IN FUNNY!

10:15am Marc (the other painter):

YEY Olive, the power of life is within her!

♥ 10:16am Hubig Pie:

I was listening to this the other night while vacuuming the day care center

10:17am Brian in New Orleans:

wasnt there a Monty Python skit where the worlds funniest joke...when read caused instant death? They read it to the Nazis in German but they didnt die cause they didnt speak German. is there a language only men understand as to not offend women?

♥ 10:17am northguineahills:

@Brian: I'm one of those people.....

10:17am Brian in New Orleans:

...language the joke may be told in that only men get?

10:19am ԷoԷo (:

Tell the offensive joke in Japanese at the start of the show and then spend the rest of the show looking for a listener to translate it into English (and thus transfer the responsibility of being the offender).

10:19am Sam:

I bet it would sound even more offensive in Japanese

10:20am Brian in New Orleans:

Telk the joke in "Peenglish"

♥ 10:21am βrian:

I can't seem to find the joke ...

♥ 10:22am -Ken:

Man it is so funny, this joke. But also so offensive. But I will tell the joke to Irwin this afternoon during his show, and I will tell it to him with the microphpones OFF and then after the punchline, I will turn the microphone ON so you can hear him laugh and laugh and laugh.

♥ 10:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

How about overlaying a tone over the top of Andy's joke? Some frequency that blocks women from hearing a voice but has no effect on male listeners.

10:23am Marc (the other painter):

If it were possible, have Klaus Kinski tell it in German.

♥ 10:23am βrian:

Oh *that* joke.

10:23am lane:

@adrian elaine we can call in to tell him off anyway

10:24am Brian in New Orleans:

@Ken in Hyde Park...So much for for witty responses to your comment....so little time...

10:25am Brian in New Orleans:

@Ken in Hyde Park...that should read so much "room"...

10:26am Nick S.:

Rip Rag and panic! Neneh's old band.

10:28am Brian in New Orleans:

Just use a gender neutral pronoun and that way no one is offended. ..Or everyone is.

♥ 10:28am Andrew Waterloo:

Is an offensive joke truly funny if it has no opportunity to offend?

♥ 10:28am -Ken:

@Lane - actually I need a woman who can come to the show tonight to REALLY tell Andy off and humiliate hoim for the show we are actually going to do. Can you come to the show tonight? I seriously need a woman to take part in the show - we will be doing the show from the sidewalk in front of FMU tonight, from 6-7pm.

10:29am ԷoԷo (:

In my head the Rip Rig and Panic song sounds like she is still singing.Is it really instrumental?

♥ 10:30am The Oscar:

Whoaaaaaa

♥ 10:30am Yes:

i just walked into happiness

♥ 10:31am Ike:

Kelly Jones can't do it? I'd like to hear her rip Andy a new one.

♥ 10:32am -Ken:

f0f0 - You can hear the band singing VERY softly in the background of the Rip Rig instrumental track

10:32am ԷoԷo (:

I like the "Play the funky music, Rammstein! NEIN!" part.

10:33am Davee:

Germans are funky

10:33am lane:

@Ken I would be honored..I usually get back to JCity at 7 though...MAYBE I CAN SWING IT.

@Ike good call / agreed

10:33am ԷoԷo (:

Thanks, Ken. For a moment I thought I was listening to voices in my head...again.

♥ 10:34am JtotheK:

Good Morning to you, Ken. Hello people also listening to Ken.

10:35am zopa:

Where is heroin Jesus when you need him most?

♥ 10:35am Sebastian:

oopsie, latesies, sorrybumps, good morning and hello, Ken & everybody!

10:36am adrian elaine in mpls:

MORE YAKETY SAX! OR MAYBE SOME YAKETY EEPH?

10:36am Sam:

Maybe tell the joke in klingon, which very few women speak?

10:36am lane:

Andy breckman chewing gum is equivalent to (was it audio of david crosby eating soup?)

10:36am Marc (the other painter):

Do it Lane, that would be hilarious, Andy would probably just laugh it off.

10:37am Davee:

I sense a theme

10:37am ԷoԷo (:

Sebastian ist in das Haus, βeatches!!!

♥ 10:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy gives a long-winded, but encoded, speech. The third letter of the word following "the" in the speech is a letter of the joke. Women get bored with the speech for some reason and cannot be offended.

♥ 10:39am ⓘⓚⓔ:

Honestly, a lady verbally ripping Andy a new one (just do that for the entire hour) is one of the few things that could get me to tune in to 7SD at this point.

♥ 10:40am Sebastian:

it's so goddamn hot - fan some cool air over here if you can, I feel like the dripping sun gif...

♥ 10:43am Marcel M:

That, "whole group suffer.." song had me LOLing.

10:44am Sam:

Comma zero comma zero comma zero

♥ 10:45am βrian:

I know a certain five-year old who would really appreciate this song.

♥ 10:45am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken! I love Owada!

10:45am Sam:

I'm looking for the lyrics to this song on google, can't find 'em, so can't sing along

10:45am joke:

count on me

10:45am adrian elaine in mpls:

90!

♥ 10:45am βrian:

This reminds me: "I like stop lights."

10:46am fletchernyc:

Sounds like a number 1 single

♥ 10:46am Webhamster Henry:

Those aren't the Scots Gaelic numbers #notruescotsman

♥ 10:47am βrian:

@WH: Could you elaborate on the numeral 11?

♥ 10:48am -Ken:

@Brian - That is amazing because I ALSO LOVE STOP LIGHTS! Especially turning right at them.

10:48am ԷoԷo (:

Sam,

I found the lyrics...

"I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, XLIX, L, LI, LII, LIII, LIV, LV, LVI, LVII, LVIII, LIX, LX, LXI, LXII, LXIII, LXIV, LXV, LXVI, LXVII, LXVIII, LXIX, LXX, LXXI, LXXII, LXXIII, LXXIV, LXXV, LXXVI, LXXVII, LXXVIII, LXXIX, LXXX, LXXXI, LXXXII, LXXXIII, LXXXIV, LXXXV, LXXXVI, LXXXVII, LXXXVIII, LXXXIX, XC, XCI, XCII, XCIII, XCIV, XCV, XCVI, XCVII, XCVIII, XCIX, C..."

10:49am ԷoԷo (:

The Philemon Arthur song encapsulate everything that is good about Scandinavia.

10:50am fleep:

Commitment to the joke, extra points to ԷoԷo (:

♥ 10:51am Sebastian:

aaah

♥ 10:52am AnAnonymousParty:

You know it's hot when you look out the window and it 'looks' hot.

♥ 10:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

Look at all those Super Bowls!

♥ 10:57am Sebastian:

oooh, love the outdoor shows

10:58am Sam:

That is freakin brilliant!

♥ 10:58am MD:

What about sucking the toes???

♥ 10:59am MD:

Is that no extra charge???

10:59am adrian elaine in mpls:

yeah this is actually a worse idea

♥ 10:59am AnAnonymousParty:

Are foot massages limited to women?

10:59am Westminster Manor:

Why do you assume that a MAN will be the person to GIVE the massage......

11:00am Sam:

Nothing beats a good tuchus massage!

11:00am prudy:

You guys can't think of anything that's entertaining? Pretty lame...

11:00am morphe':

Hey Ken, did not know you were back on!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!
Speaking of "sold out" weent to see Mexican Institute of Sound in Madrid - sold out... people were trying every con to get in...
Did manage the "I should be on the list for Dale Watson & his Lonestars...

♥ 11:00am MD:

It's gonna be all the Creepy guys I saw at an Annie Sprinkle show at the Lizmar in the LES in the late 80"s!!! Very Creep;y Fans!!

♥ 11:01am AnAnonymousParty:

This might be my favorite Cat Stevens tune.

11:01am prudy:

No mater what you do Ken, definitely play this song...

♥ 11:02am MD:

That typo is really a cool way to spell Creep;y!!!

11:02am zopa:

It's gonna happen again.

♥ 11:02am tim from champaign:

Ken - If you're "out there swinging", won't that possibly cause Andy to jump from one problem to another? I don't know if that's the best solution.

11:02am sphere:

and why not have a man be the target of the male creep? this is a crazy bad idea regardless of gender.

11:03am jmcg:

Branca!

♥ 11:05am northguineahills:

what jmcg said!

11:05am Ochre Ogre:

@fofo- Ha, wonder if the lyrics of Big Blood are similar, I've looked everywhere for them.

11:06am ԷoԷo (:

So I went out for my apple break to come back with no idea what is this foot/tuchus creep;y massage idea you are all talking about.

♥ 11:06am queems:

WOW

♥ 11:07am queems:

this is the first time i've heard this song and i'm in love

♥ 11:08am βrian:

Will we be hearing any mouth harp today?

11:08am medic8:

This is so good it only makes me mad you don’t do weds morns anymore. Even my wife is happy. -gadget in sf

♥ 11:08am MD:

SPEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!

11:08am Stashu:

I'm not sure what is happening to my brain.

♥ 11:08am Sebastian:

much better than the original, but still too damn long

♥ 11:08am JtotheK:

@Brian - and will it segue into wind harp?

♥ 11:09am βrian:

Did he say "ship?"

♥ 11:10am Sebastian:

that's Anke Engelke and Stefan Raab in that Hey Ya gif btw, horrible German 'comedians'

11:10am Marc (the other painter):

@ fofo Theme ideas for SSD show tonight.

♥ 11:11am MD:

nOT THE f BOMB!!!

11:11am ԷoԷo (:

This Fred Frith sounds great! Better than Fred Filth for sure.

11:11am FCC:

Did I just hear the F word? Just asking for a friend.

11:12am People Like Us:

herro

♥ 11:12am MD:

ROOS ROCK!!!

11:12am ԷoԷo (::

Thanks, Marc (the painter above).

11:12am sphere:

hi PLU :)

11:12am Marc (the other painter):

Sounded like THE F!!

11:12am ԷoԷo (::

Motelly Skronkleeee!! Did not know he had another song.

11:12am People Like Us:

hello, sphere

11:13am People Like Us:

I turn up and everyone's swearing

11:13am morphe':

"Ship" is nothing for Ken .... We will not mention the unedited "First Ya Gotta Shake the Gate" morning!!!!!!!!

11:13am weiterso:

Fred Frith in Moers live in 8x was legend

♥ 11:13am Sebastian:

that was just Finnish
Finnish is the strangest language

11:13am ԷoԷo (::

Vickiiii!!!! Great show last week!

♥ 11:14am βrian:

"Phoque," meaning a seal, in french.

11:14am zopa:

Ich Liebe David Libe Hart

11:14am Marc (the other painter):

@FCC No, he said "Everybody smokes pot."

♥ 11:15am -Ken:

You people just hear the worst in everything. That was Finish for F sake

♥ 11:15am Sebastian:

what Fofo said, Vicki!

11:15am morphe':

"Focal" = "word" in Irish/Gaelic

11:16am lane:

David Liebe Hart invited me to "go to LA with him"

♥ 11:16am queems:

this reminds me that i have to pay my pse&g bill

♥ 11:17am βrian:

The first time I heard a sailor refer to the fo'c'sle, it caught my attention, too.

11:17am ԷoԷo (::

Ah, just noticed the word cloud. Where is my brother in arms, pat!?

11:18am People Like Us:

not sure how my name got so big in that word cloud

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♥ 11:19am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth. How about if Andy goes outside and tells the joke to no one, and while's out you lock all the doors and turn off all phones? Hilarity would certainly ensue, especially if he's never EVER allowed back in. EVER.

11:22am Marc (the other painter):

@Ken- Yeah perhaps, but I believe Wreckless Eric let a no-no slip out when he was on air at the station not long ago? F or S word

11:22am ԷoԷo (::

Ken, Ken, Ken..

You also need to play bad music. It's not only about playing great music! Am I right, people!?!

11:24am weiterso:

Küche, Küche! or Kuchen

11:25am Marc (the other painter):

Right indeed, it's FMU so weird stuff must be played.

♥ 11:25am tim from champaign:

Guys, guys guys...cool out with the Station Manager Ken criticisms. He has a hard enough job keeping the drug closet stocked to the satisfaction of every FMU DJ. He doesn't need the peanut gallery busting his hump too!

♥ 11:25am -Ken:

I am TRYING f0f0. These three songs are all by people who are differently abled but it's still all so good.. Let's play a game: can you tell the difference between music by differently baled musicians and pounk rockers from behind the iron curtain? Close your eyes and see if you can ID which is which.

♥ 11:28am βrian:

They still come in bales?

11:28am Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Ken! I'm just here for the GIFs. *views GIFS* Ok, later!...............................
Kidding!

♥ 11:30am Sebastian:

what's the robot saying?

11:30am ԷoԷo (::

I can ID the language of this song with my eyes AND mouth closed...This is Russianinski. See? Easy peasy!

♥ 11:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Coming to Monty Hall tonight for Mdou Moctar (w00t!). Anything I can bring that will help the station? A broom, gaffer tape, fire escape wax?

♥ 11:30am maestroso:

I wish I could see the GIFs. Work firewall blocks them.

♥ 11:31am Lixiviated Life:

I am that guy on the bus playing the electric belly guitar.
(GIF bliss)

11:31am ԷoԷo (::

Melodies, Ken From HP! Bring all the melodies you can !

11:33am Sam:

Ken from hyde park - bring your massage gloves and some ecstasy

11:33am Sam:

And some truffle infused massage oil

♥ 11:34am Sebastian:

Scheibe = Record

11:35am Buddha of Suburbia:

Ken from Hyde Park, you're such a PEACH. No, really! Ken is a peach! I want to say a Melba, but could be a Cresthaven.

♥ 11:35am Sebastian:

"leg mal ne heiße Scheibe auf, Ken!"

♥ 11:36am Hubig Pie:

Haboob

11:36am Sam:

Are locusts technically considered weather?

11:36am morphe':

in Hund Kam In Die Kuche =A Dog Came Into The Kitchen

11:38am Sam:

It's footsploitation!

♥ 11:38am MD:

DON'T FORGET THEM...

11:38am ԷoԷo (::

Oh, very funny, Sebastian! hahahah! Oh, it's a pleasure for us, the privileged ones who can read and fully understand the German language. I don't think I have EVER mention this before but I took a German introductory class back in '98 (alphabet pronunciation from A to Z).

♥ 11:39am Sebastian:

that Station 17 song is actually a version of a popular German children's song about a cook who murders a dog WITH A SCHPOOOOON (not kidding)

♥ 11:39am Jeff Moore:

The weird "B" is actually two Ses stuck together.

So yes, scheiße is indeed the word for poo.

♥ 11:39am Michele with One "L":

Hope to see a lot of you at the Danny Says screening!

11:39am Buddha of Suburbia:

I dated a guy briefly who had a foot fetish. He couldn't make love unless my feet were exposed. Let's just say I stepped out and never looked back.

♥ 11:40am dei xhrist:

If I left work now, I could arrive just in time to be the lady actress for tonight's show. I know how low your standards are.

♥ 11:40am Sebastian:

@Fofo only for you!

11:44am zzmzz:

decline of gif selection: salvaging them from the past

11:44am morphe':

When I worked in St Mark's bookshop in the 80s. There was a guy who would wrap himself up in carpets, lie on the sidewalk and ask people to step on him???
Is that in the foot fetish category????

♥ 11:47am MD:

IT'S GOD!!! ON YOUR KNEES MORTALS!!!!

11:47am ԷoԷo (::

What is a bookshop?

11:48am Buddha of Suburbia:

Michele!!! HELLO!

11:48am prudy:

just what I needed! Some motorhead!

♥ 11:48am lukas:

Lemmy!

♥ 11:48am Sebastian:

I have to go, I need 10 showers. Great show (so far at least), Ken!

♥ 11:49am -Ken:

Yes zzmzz - I decided that spending 5 hours preparing new GIFs every week was a waste since it would be important only to the likes of you. I thought my time was better spent wporking on music, especially since I now have a GIF database of 20,000 images.

♥ 11:49am Dave in Vermont:

was that some Fantomas thing you played just at the beginning of your last mic break after the USSR punk thing?

11:50am yippie:

super

11:50am weiterso:

Blixa

♥ 11:51am Carmichael:

The chewing Nazi is my favorite, Ken. But you already knew that.

11:51am ԷoԷo (::

I believe Fantomas and about other 100 Mike Patton related-bands are banned in WFMU. Or at least that's what I gather because I have never heard them here before.

♥ 11:52am Lixiviated Life:

Holy Smokes this Canto 26 is my new favorite thing.

♥ 11:52am Webhamster Henry:

John Peel on Inferno Back announcing.

♥ 11:53am MD:

FOR MATT WARWICK!

♥ 11:54am Rich in Washington:

Did you catch Mary Wing's insane Human Fly set a couple of months ago? It was incredible.

♥ 11:54am Bucksomcounty:

So good to have you back Ken!

♥ 11:56am βrian:

Didn't Bernie do a cover of You-man Fly?

♥ 11:56am Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Ken! Good to have you regularly back on Wednesdays!

♥ 11:56am Lixiviated Life:

My favorite BBC program is The Shipping Forecast

11:56am hansfarkas:

great show sir!

♥ 11:57am MD:

KEN YOU ROCK!!! THANK YOU!!!

11:57am ԷoԷo (::

Thanks, Ken, People Like Us, People like me! Great comments, GIFs, music and SSD ideas! Till next episode and remember....BE HAPPY!!

11:57am Sam:

How about you try to get women on the street to massage Andy's feet, in exchange for a pretty hat.

♥ 11:57am Lixiviated Life:

Great show (as always).
Never unentertaining

11:58am Sam:

Two minutes to go Ken. It's not over yet.

11:59am ԷoԷo (::

I know, Sam.

12:00pm -Ken:

@Lane - actually I need a woman who can come to the show tonight to REALLY tell Andy off and humilate hoim for the show we are actually going to do. Can you come to the show tonight? I seriously need a woman to take part in the show - we will be doing the show from the sidewalk in front of FMU tonight, from 6-7pm.

12:00pm Ochre Ogre:

Wish to attend the Danny Fields flick, one block away from the center of the universe, 1st Ave & 1st Street.

12:08pm lane:

KEN I WILL TRY MY HARDEST