Favoriting Dimestore Radio Theater with Austin Rich: Playlist from August 28, 2023 Favoriting

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Join us for two hours of old time radio dramas, as we present four different pulp fiction stories, every week! Noir Stories with everymen getting wrapped up in dangerous adventures! Sea-faring Tales that are as two-fisted as they are filled with romance! Mysterious Magicians from the Far East, or maybe a Science Fiction yarn from the Atomic Age! Dimestore Radio Theater offers a chance to engage in Theater of The Mind, and enter a world of incredible tales from both yesterday and tomorrow!

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Favoriting August 28, 2023: Episode #69

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Artist Track Album Label Year Images Approx. start time
Rocky Fortune  "The Shipboard Jewel Robbery"   Favoriting 20 October 1953  NBC   
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Les Paul  Whispering   Favoriting      
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Bold Venture  "Darby & Joan Lonely Hearts Inc."   Favoriting 29 October 1951  Santana Productions   
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Heather, Brian & Austin  Our Recurring Nightmare (Part 6)   Favoriting Our Recurring Nightmare  Dimestore Revelations  2023 
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Chandu The Magician  "Roxor Is Killed"   Favoriting 28 September 1948  Mutual–Don Lee Network   
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X-Minus One  "The Castaways"   Favoriting 15 September 1955  NBC Radio   
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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:46pm
AI Robot:

Is there some disorder with the stream again???
Avatar 6:52pm
AI Robot:

Good Morning Mr. Austin!
Avatar 6:55pm
AI Robot:

What???? "Roxor is Killed???" Say it ain't so!!!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 8:49pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @6:55
It's the title of the episode, so... we shall see.
Avatar 🎸 8:56pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Ahoy!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 8:59pm
Austin Rich:

Hope you're all ready for more Rocky Fortune! (The story, not the turn of fate...)
Avatar 🎸 9:00pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Indeed I am.
  9:01pm
asheville jon:

I finally remembered that this show starts at 9. On mondays!
Avatar 9:01pm
AI Robot:

I am a bit nervous about Roxor.... But glad to be here!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:01pm
Austin Rich:

I get this theme song stuck in my head often.
  9:02pm
Charles:

How's your fortune today?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:02pm
Austin Rich:

↳ asheville jon @9:01
Nice to see you, Asheville Jon! Glad you found us again!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:02pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Charles @9:02
Yay! It's Charles! Thanks for droppin' in.
Avatar 9:03pm
Otis:

Greetings, radio dial tuned.
  9:03pm
asheville jon:

I just forget, then remember about 2/3 of the way through. Nice to be here from the start
Avatar 9:03pm
AI Robot:

Strange Luck Cologne? Does that really work?
  9:03pm
Charles:

I get almost euphoric when I hit a streak of green lights
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Otis @9:03
Otis, good sir! Thanks for dialing.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:03
There's only one way to find out...
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:04pm
Austin Rich:

↳ asheville jon @9:03
Indeed! These Rocky Fortune episodes are a lot of fun.
Avatar 9:04pm
AI Robot:

An obvious human ploy. That would never fool me!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:05pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:04
You know that the folks writing those ads are desperate to capture the Robot Market... but how?
Avatar 9:06pm
AI Robot:

She should eat saltine crackers. It works good for what you humans call "Seasickness."
Avatar 9:07pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @9:05
Nothing smells as refreshing and delicious as a just opened quart of lighter fuel or windshield wiper fluid.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:07pm
Austin Rich:

Rocky gets knocked out again. That's at least once each episode... and I think it was twice last episode, if I'm not mistaken. I hope he's not getting brain damage, the way boxers do.
Avatar 9:07pm
AI Robot:

Gasoline is a bit too strong.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:07pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:07
That's It!
Avatar 🎸 9:08pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Another dream
Avatar 9:08pm
AI Robot:

This conversation does not compute.
Avatar 9:09pm
AI Robot:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @9:08
Oh! That's it. I thought it was a missing script.
Avatar 🎸 9:10pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Harkness?
Avatar 9:11pm
AI Robot:

Swallowed the Jewels? A good idea, but they will come out in human waste... Sorry to ruin the ending for you folks.
Avatar 🎸 9:12pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Prune juice should solve the mystery.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:12pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:11
I'm sure they thought of that idea, but it was not their first choice of story. It was their #2 script.
Avatar 9:13pm
AI Robot:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @9:12
Oh, yeah, and I'm sure a robot will get the dirty work!
Avatar 🎸 9:13pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Did he really hit her or just clap as a ruse
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:13pm
Austin Rich:

Rocky is a pretty modern guy. He doesn't hit a woman unless she hits first. In 1953, he's almost a saint.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:13pm
Austin Rich:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @9:13
He hit the guy in the room that was hitting her.
Avatar 9:14pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @9:13
Do you have proof of that that will stand up in a court of law?
Avatar 🎸 9:14pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ Austin Rich @9:13
I meant the guy Rocky hit.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:15pm
Austin Rich:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @9:14
Yes, sorry. That guy was hitting his girlfriend, so Rocky popped him.
Avatar 9:15pm
AI Robot:

Wait! What? How did the guy get the cologne?
Avatar 9:16pm
AI Robot:

This woman is suspicious.
Avatar 🎸 9:18pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Untrustworthy captains seem to be a thing for me between this guy and Phecda.
Avatar 9:18pm
AI Robot:

Let's go through the evidence.
1) $50,000 of Jewels missing
2) Some guy is dead
3) the woman is suspicious as hell....

But maybe it was the allure of the cologne?
Avatar 9:19pm
AI Robot:

Now we have assault to add to the charges.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:21pm
Austin Rich:

Frank was still trying to "shake" the "frail" image that he'd gotten as part of his "crooner" career before this. So trying to prove he was more of a "tough guy" that his old reputation, which led to him taking as many "tough guy" roles as he could get.
Avatar 🎸 9:22pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Oyster?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:23pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:16
You were right.
Avatar 9:25pm
AI Robot:

2pm on Friday afternoon? Time to start drinking.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:25pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:25
<taps side of nose>
<taps side of shot glass>
Avatar 🎸 9:26pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ AI Robot @9:25
Time to keep writing
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:27pm
Webhamster Henry:

Rocky's rocks-in-the-cast bit.
Avatar 9:27pm
AI Robot:

I'm not hearing Frank
Avatar 9:27pm
AI Robot:

Arrest that woman immediately!
Avatar 🎸 9:27pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:27
Reminds me of the gun in the cast in Tank Police.
Avatar 9:28pm
AI Robot:

Frank wouldn't do a crime like that. Because when you've lived and loved like Frank has, you know what life is about.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:28pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:27
Webhamster henry! Thanks for sitting in for a spell.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:29pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:28
I get all the best stories from limo drivers.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:29pm
Webhamster Henry:

I liked the little dream sequence in the beginning with sophisticated reverb.
Avatar 9:29pm
AI Robot:

Ive always wondered why humans like Rocks in their cocktails.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:29
Yeah, me too. I was thinking about collecting dream sequences from Old Time Radio. There are a few shows that do stuff like that.
Avatar 9:30pm
AI Robot:

"Darby?"
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
Webhamster Henry:

OK folks: minutes until Shannon gets conked out pool! I say 8!
Avatar 9:30pm
AI Robot:

"Darby & Joan Lonely?"
Avatar 9:31pm
AI Robot:

Whipping couple coffee??? Sounds a bit dominatrix.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:31pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:30
Oooo! I'll take 10.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:31pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:31
Quipping... like our celebrity stars, Bogart and Bacall!
Avatar 9:31pm
AI Robot:

Did he say, "Bowl Venture" or "Bold Venture"
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:32pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:31
We need to work on the AI Robot's audio input.
Avatar 9:32pm
AI Robot:

Marry the old lady! Marry the old lady!!!
Avatar 9:33pm
AI Robot:

See? She said "Rocks!"
Avatar 9:33pm
AI Robot:

Marry her! She's rich! Take the chance!!!! Get the inheritance!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:33pm
Austin Rich:

It must be hard for Bogart... all those old women just throwing themselves at him... all that money to be inherited... it must be really hard for him.
  🎸 9:35pm
Heather Z:

Did I hear something about an old time dating app that just gives out one's address?!? Chilling!
Avatar 9:35pm
AI Robot:

Of course, for her money!!!!
Avatar 🎸 9:35pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ AI Robot @9:33
This reminds me of EC comics.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:35pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Heather Z @9:35
You never heard of Lonely Hearts Clubs? Oh dear... you don't even know how creepy the past used to be.
Avatar 9:37pm
AI Robot:

Conversation does not compute!
  🎸 9:37pm
Heather Z:

↳ Austin Rich @9:35
They just gave out your address and people came to your house?!?! Egads. I would say, "and I thought things were bad now" but they are actually bad now.
Avatar 9:37pm
AI Robot:

Free photos?! Good deal!
Avatar 9:38pm
AI Robot:

"Get bail?" Does he mean, "Get chum for fishing/"
Avatar 9:39pm
AI Robot:

Photos for free? No way!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:39pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Heather Z @9:37
Worse: you were naive enough not to realize that was an issue, and you willingly gave them your address so men would come a courtin'...
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:40pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Heather Z @9:37
And your mother would be happy you are finally getting married.
Avatar 9:40pm
AI Robot:

I wouldn't be laughing if my bail was $3000!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:41pm
Webhamster Henry:

Well, not conked out, just arrested this time.
Avatar 9:41pm
AI Robot:

Wait! What! A dating site for murderers?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:41pm
Austin Rich:

This episode of Bold Venture seems to have some hiccups in the recording. Sorry about that.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:41pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:41
Yeah, I was wrong too.
  🎸 9:42pm
Heather Z:

↳ Austin Rich @9:40
Nah. She wanted to choose one for me. I'd actually rather have some dude show up from the paper!
Avatar 9:42pm
AI Robot:

oh! Innuendo!!!
Avatar 9:42pm
AI Robot:

Who got hit???
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:42pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Heather Z @9:42
The risk is equal, and anything that makes mom happy like that is suspect.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
Webhamster Henry:

Bah! 11 minutes to conk-out!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:42
Slate / Bogart.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:43
We were both off.
Avatar 9:43pm
AI Robot:

Whipping Couple Coffee? Cold?
  🎸 9:44pm
Heather Z:

↳ Austin Rich @9:42
So true. Thank goodness I have those flappy things so I can open my own jars. Phew.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:44pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:43
Oh, AI Robot. What are we gonna dew with ewe?
Avatar 9:45pm
AI Robot:

She was rich. Period.
Avatar 9:46pm
AI Robot:

This phone call is suspicious
Avatar 9:46pm
AI Robot:

Everything is suspicious
Avatar 🎸 9:46pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Any ideas on how I can improve my crossover?
Avatar 9:47pm
AI Robot:

"Now that you met me, talk to me like Alley?" What does that mean?
Avatar 9:49pm
AI Robot:

Don't trust him!
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AI Robot:

Jeez! This lady keeps shooting people!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:49pm
Austin Rich:

Who had 19 minutes for Sailor getting knocked out?
Avatar 9:50pm
AI Robot:

I'm confused. Who is "Sailor?"
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:50pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:50
Lauren Bacall's character is called Sailor.
Avatar 9:50pm
AI Robot:

See? I told you he should have married her! He could have gotten all the money!!!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:51pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Austin Rich @9:50
Sailor Duval.
Avatar 9:51pm
AI Robot:

What!? A cop telling someone not to bring back the bail.... That's not usual.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:52pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:51
They are in Cuba... law is not precisely legal there.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:52pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:51
(Or so we are led to believe, according to shows like this.)
Avatar 9:53pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @9:52
Ah? No wonder I can't comprehend some people.
Avatar 9:53pm
AI Robot:

This woman is suspicious!
Avatar 9:54pm
AI Robot:

Ask her to kill! Kill! Kill!
Avatar 9:55pm
AI Robot:

She shot someone else again!!!!! This lady shoots 90 people a month!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:55pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:55
Some addictions are complicated.
Avatar 9:55pm
AI Robot:

Shoot her! now!
Avatar 🎸 9:56pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

How many men has she said that to
Avatar 9:56pm
AI Robot:

Ok. Wait. What happened?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:56pm
Austin Rich:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @9:56
All of them.
Avatar 🎸 9:56pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ Austin Rich @9:56
I believe it
Avatar 9:56pm
AI Robot:

Wait I thought it was called, "Whipping Couple Coffee!"
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 9:57pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @9:56
Quipping. Quipping.
Avatar 9:58pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @9:57
Need Q-Tips.
  🎸 9:58pm
Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @9:58
Q-Tipping Couple Coffee?
Avatar 9:59pm
AI Robot:

Qupping?
Avatar 10:00pm
AI Robot:

No! No! No! We want Chandu!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:01pm
Webhamster Henry:

WBAI used to play the Jekyll & Hyde serial and it was stunningly tedious. www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com...
Avatar 🎸 10:02pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

In October will we hear Ol Nancy tell The Witch's Tale?
Avatar 10:03pm
AI Robot:

X-Minus 1!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:03pm
Webhamster Henry:

X-1 now with added Dimensions!
Avatar 10:03pm
AI Robot:

Does the Castaways star Bob Denver & the rest of the Gilligan crew?
Avatar 10:05pm
AI Robot:

Like I said, "When you've lived and loved like Frank has, you know what life is about!"
Avatar 🎸 10:05pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Arthur Dent meets Edison Carter
Avatar 10:06pm
AI Robot:

Imagino Buzzardo Desdinova
  🎸 10:07pm
Heather Z:

Just got a bunch of dudes swinging by from Lovelorn dot com. I have to get the broom and chase em off the porch for hour 1 but I'm still tuned in!
Avatar 10:07pm
AI Robot:

You plan six months ahead????? I don't even know what I am going to do today!
Avatar 🎸 10:07pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Miracle for Christmas
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AI Robot:

Well done!
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AI Robot:

Wait! Where do you get these shows?
Avatar 🎸 10:09pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

How long do you think Lost Christobel is
Avatar 10:10pm
AI Robot:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @10:09
Is Christobel lost?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:10pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:09
Largely from archive.org, but there's a ton of places that have stuff that I can't find there, too, so... I'm open to any source, really.
Avatar 🎸 10:11pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ AI Robot @10:10
Its a lighthouse in a story. But in a way .
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:10
Oh! I like Archives.org.... But it is difficult to find things... and I'm lazy!
Avatar 10:12pm
AI Robot:

People are redundant
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:12pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:11
Yeah... you've gotta be dedicated to exploring all possible boolean search terms.
Avatar 🎸 10:13pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ AI Robot @10:11
www.dumb.com...
Avatar 10:13pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:12
That's my problem. I have an idea... Go look, and then see something cool and totally forget the original reason why I came there.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:14pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:13
It's like when I found that cache of NASA recordings... lost a full day of work there.
Avatar 10:15pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:14
Wow!
Avatar 🎸 10:17pm
ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Getting sleepy, but trying to stay awake
  🎸 10:18pm
Heather Z:

Ugh I still want a theremin so badly.
Avatar 10:18pm
AI Robot:

↳ Heather Z @10:18
They don't sell theremin at the drug store?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:18pm
Austin Rich:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @10:17
I understand. It's late for you.

I'll mention now: It's my anniversary tomorrow, so my show is pre-recorded tomorrow. I probably won't be in the chat, sadly. But the show will be there, and the chat should be open, so you should still hear the show... but Marla and I will be having dinner.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:19pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Heather Z @10:18
I want one too.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:19pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:18
They banned it in this timeline.
  🎸 10:19pm
Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @10:18
You need a prescription here in The States and my insurance is terrible.
Avatar 10:19pm
AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:18
Happy anniversary!!!!!
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ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

↳ Austin Rich @10:18
Happy Anniversary.
  🎸 10:20pm
Heather Z:

↳ Austin Rich @10:18
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! 🎊
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AI Robot:

Chandu!!!! No! Roxor cannot die!!! I won't have it!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:20pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:19
I think it's our 8th? 7th? 9th? We've been dating forever before that, so we have two anniversaries... and I can never remember which one is which.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:21pm
Webhamster Henry:

So , are you sending out Assyrian Money Changers as next year's marathon premium??
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:21pm
Austin Rich:

But we started dating in 2011, so it's been a while.
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ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova:

Good night . Los Angle less. Love it
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AI Robot:

Assyrian Money Changer? For only $0.25????
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:22pm
Austin Rich:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:21
That would be amazing! I should see if I can figure out a cheap version of a trick to offer...
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:22pm
Austin Rich:

↳ ImaginosBuzzardoDesdinova @10:21
Sleep well!
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AI Robot:

The Yogi? Berra? Dominating the world! What???
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:22pm
Webhamster Henry:

↳ AI Robot @10:21
You can keep feeding the coins back in the changer in a feedback loop! JUST LIKE COMPOUNDING BANK INTEREST!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:22pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:22
"Chandu ain't over 'til it's over." - Yogi Berra.
Avatar 10:23pm
AI Robot:

what hour?
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:22
Yes! Telling the future is a, um, a,... what did he say?"
Avatar 10:24pm
AI Robot:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:22
Become your own Central Bank!!!!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:24pm
Austin Rich:

I should start making up fictional "Yogi Berra" quotes. But have them be about computers and iPhones and stuff.
Avatar 10:25pm
AI Robot:

I can't understand what this guy is saying.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:24
Hilarious idea!!!!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:26pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:25
"When you get to the bottom of the internet, bring a flashlight: it's all Dark Web down there." - Yogi Berra
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AI Robot:

I didn't understand a word of what this guy is saying.
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AI Robot:

Who is playing Chandu?
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:28pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:27
"Tom Collins as Chandu and Luis van Rooten as the villainous Roxor."
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AI Robot:

Isn't Roxor a casino in Las Vegas?
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AI Robot:

OK. I can understand Tom Collins.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:29pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:28
"The Villainous Roxor has the loosest slots in all of Dimestore Casino."
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AI Robot:

I'm a craps sort of robot.
  🎸 10:30pm
Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @10:28
It is! It smells of cinnamon and sphinx!
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:30pm
Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:29
I'm real craps at craps.
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AI Robot:

Used to be lucky. But now I have gotten smart. When I go to the Roxor in Vegas, I put ALL my money on Roulette Black 31. One san. Try it! You can thank me later.
Avatar 🎸 Swag For Life Member 10:31pm
Austin Rich:

Robert Regent! It's taken them 69 episodes to get to the point where we finally get Robert in the story.
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Austin Rich:

...And we won't get to hear his voice until next week.
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AI Robot:

↳ AI Robot @10:31
I mean one spin. Black 31. All your money. You WILL thank me later!
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Austin Rich:

My show may end as much as 30 seconds early tonight. (Maybe even more.) Sorry about that!
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AI Robot:

Pennies into dimes? What? No. I need to change pennies into $100 bills.
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Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @10:32
Buying a ticket to Vegas right now using funds from my mystical money changer.
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AI Robot:

Wait! Silver dime? Pre-1964 dime? That's good enough. Send me a money changer, OK Austin san. I'll pay you later.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:33
Whatever. I'm about to get my own money changer!!!!
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Austin Rich:

I went to Vegas once. Did not gamble. The people we were with wanted to party all night, so we were mostly there to have very expensive drinks at very expensive restaurants. And watch people make messes of themselves. The People watchin' in crazy.
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AI Robot:

x-Minus One!!!!
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Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @10:34
See ya at The Roxor, AI Robot!
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:35
I was almost a professional gambler. Really. Vegas, Macau.... Then one day, I lost the magic. It was weird. I'm being serious too! I used to be on TV in Japan doing gambling. Really.
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Austin Rich:

The funniest thing about Vegas: Marla and I went together. It was Halloween. But we didn't want to party all night, so we went to bed early like we do, and got up super early.

You know what's completely empty and quiet at 5:30 AM? Vegas. There were joggers on the strip, even. It was wild.
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:36
Woah! Very cool. I'm terrible at gambling. I don't believe in bad luck, but... I've never won any gambling I've ever done. I think I have bad intuition in that area.
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AI Robot:

I'd love to go to Vegas, but worried about getting arrested at immigration. ;)
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Heather Z:

↳ AI Robot @10:36
You'll get your mojo back at Roxor.

I also went to Vegas only once and gambled little. Did stay at the Luxor for real, though! It was pretty neat. I mean.... a glass pyramid?!
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:38
This is weird. But when you gamble, you need to have confidence. If you don't you will always lose.
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AI Robot:

That's the problem. Having confidence. I'm really serious about that.
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Austin Rich:

↳ Song: ""The Castaways"" by "X-Minus One"
The Dimension X version of this story is a little different, and not nearly as high quality. And the story beats are a little different. I like this version, but as mentioned earlier, all the archived versions of this story have a big tape glitch near the end, and one scene is incomprehensible. So I've patched in the same scene from the Dimension X version. So this is a more "complete" rendition of the story, unlike the one you'll find online in most places.
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AI Robot:

Hey, that's not Gilligan!
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AI Robot:

Where's the skipper, too Mary Anne, the professor, the movie star?
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:40
Hmmmm. Maybe I'll try again, but mostly, I just like to look at strange buildings and have a few drinks with Marla, so we had a great time in Vegas. Though we stayed in some time-share with our friends that was a VERY long walk to the nearest interesting place to go.
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:42
They're in space... with an alien side-kick? What?
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Austin Rich:

↳ Austin Rich @10:42
en.wikipedia.org...
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AI Robot:

One thing I thought was weird about Gilligan's Island even when I was a kid, the old rich guy (mr. Magoo) and his wife... If they really were millionaires, they own their own boat, right?
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:43
Well, sometimes you put your resources in different places. I'm sure they were more interested in real estate, or something dumb like that.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:44
That's actually the only sort of logical explanation I've heard in my life. You don't know how much that troubled this 8 year old boy.... for years!
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Austin Rich:

You can sort of hear the "sound difference" in this recording, where the transcription disc was most likely "flipped."
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:45
I always thought it was weirder that The Professor could build nearly anything so their island life was comfortable... except a decent boat that could get them off the island? At least Lost did a better job of explaining that one.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:46
No! Don't throw a wrench into my young boy's brain!!!
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AI Robot:

I get that the professor was there. Maybe he wanted to hit on Ginger or Mary-Anne!
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AI Robot:

... Or Mrs, Howell? NO!!!!!
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Austin Rich:

The first "Island Nuclear test" was on July 1946. The original version of this story aired in 1950... but this story was very current events at the time this was being heard.
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AI Robot:

That would be a Dimestore episode. The professor, hits on Mrs. Howell, they hook up and plan and kill Mr. Howell.
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Austin Rich:

I think they all liked living on that Island, which is why they never left.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:49
The USA alone blasted well over 8,000 (about) nukes in the south pacific.
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:50
True! They really thought it was okay for so long.
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AI Robot:

↳ AI Robot @10:50
The USA, Russia, China, UK, France, etc.... Fukushima was like a piece of chewing gum.
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Austin Rich:

↳ Austin Rich @10:49
I should revise: while they started "official tests" in 1946, obviously the bombs we dropped on Japan were also influencing stories like this.
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AI Robot:

↳ Austin Rich @10:52
Austin san, Come to Japan. I will take you to Hiroshima. That place will change your life. I just cried and cried when I saw that place.
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:53
I really want to! I've never been, but I've read a lot. It sounds amazing, and also... lifechanging.
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Austin Rich:

My show is about 35 seconds short tonight.
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AI Robot:

Really. And if you can, go to India for a few days. Those two places just blew my mind and changed my life.
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Austin Rich:

Thanks again everyone! This was a great show! Hopefully I'll see you all next week!
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AI Robot:

Thanks Austin san!
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Heather Z:

Almost time so I'll pop in here to say thanks to everyone and see y'all in Vegas! I'm staying tuned in for Sounds From Space!!
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:55
Oh, yeah! India sounds amazing, too. Nicole Panter writes about how that changed her perspective, too.
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AI Robot:

In India, you don't have to do anything... Just walk around...
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Austin Rich:

Like I said, it was only a 20 second patch I had to put in. But... hopefully it helped the flow a little better.
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Austin Rich:

↳ AI Robot @10:57
It's what I do best!
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Austin Rich:

I love that story.
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WR:

Sweet ending. Thank you! Austin!
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