WFMU: 100% Whatever with Mary Wing: Playlist from January 6, 2021

Listener comments!
	🛎 12:00pm David (in London): It's a New Year thing, so all hail Mary Wing. Hello groovers!
	12:00pm Really Lisa: Hi Mary and 100% of the rest of you. Happy Not 2020.
	12:01pm Mary Wing: Hello David and Lisa! (Love that movie) Happy new year!!
	🛎 12:02pm WR: hi Mary and all.
	12:02pm Stanley: Can I come out from behind the curtain, now?
	12:02pm spodiodi: happy new year, Mary Wing and 100% peeps!
	12:03pm chresti in tennis booth: Hi Mary and wingdingers!
	12:03pm Mary Wing: Hiya WR, Stanley, spodiodi, and chresti! New year, same whatever!
	12:04pm chresti in tennis booth: \\//
	12:04pm Roberto: Happy noo noo Marileh!
	🛎 12:05pm David (in London): Lisa, Stanloid, Spod! How much better things are with you cats around.
	12:05pm Sem: Hello, Mary of the Whatever Wings, and winglettes.
	🛎 12:06pm Handy Haversack: Hello, Mary and all! Happy Newest Year of all!
	12:06pm spodiodi: \\//
	🛎 12:06pm David (in London): Hail the Semulator! And the remarkably useful Haversack.
	12:07pm Mary Wing: Howdy Roberto, Sem, and Handy! 2021 awaits us, shiny and hopeful for better times!
	12:07pm Sem: How the hail are you, David iL? And Stanley: imagine seeing you here.
	12:08pm spodiodi: hi David!
	🛎 12:08pm βrian: Parkouring through the transom. Good afternoon.
	12:08pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hello, Mary and listeners!
	🛎 12:09pm Handy Haversack: Certainly bright in Brooklyn right now! I broke a January sweat on that walk. Yo, spodi, chresti, David, Lisa, Sylvia, βrian, Sem, all upthread others!
	12:09pm Mary Wing: Hi Brian and Sylvia! I see you landed that triple-toe-loop when you cleared the transom, Brian, nice work!
	🛎 12:10pm David (in London): Hey Sylvia. Brian, that was indeed very impressive. But don't the outsized velvet pantaloons slow you down at all?
	🛎 12:12pm βrian: Those pantaloons slow my descent, actually. Makes for safer landings.
	🛎 12:12pm Phillippe Bastille: Hello friends (you all know who you are!)
	12:14pm Mary Wing: Hey there Phillippe! A twinkly 2021 to you!
	🛎 12:14pm Hubig Pie: David channeling a bit of Anthony Newley here
	🛎 12:14pm David (in London): Yo Monsieur Bastille. Brian, wow, the technical scoop. Thanks.
	🛎 12:16pm Handy Haversack: David, your humility at not claiming your rightful firsties is an example and inspiration.
	12:17pm Mary Wing: Hi Hubig! Has anyone seen that Bowie faux bio-pic from last year, called Stardust? Looked dreadful in the trailer, heh.
	🛎 12:21pm David (in London): Mary, a double bill with Velvet Goldmine perhaps? Bleeeuurggggg... Handy, I had to bribe Mary to get it so I didn't want to draw attention.
	🛎 12:23pm Phillippe Bastille: @Handy Hey, I keep a calendar with all my firsties marked off! 2020 will be up for bids on ebay!
	🛎 12:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good afternoon, Mary and Georgia satellites.
	12:23pm Roberto: I'd better turn this down before my turtles start getting ideas.
	12:24pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Hello Mary and all! Yes good thing my turtles are in the other room.
	12:25pm Mary Wing: Hi Ken and Lizzie! Happy new year and show some turtle love!
	🛎 12:25pm Handy Haversack: Hey, Lizzie! OK. Gotta make lunch and can't bring a speaker with me because Kate's teaching. Don't get any more fabulous while I'm away, Mary!
	🛎 12:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Senate Minority Leader McTurtle should have clicky-starred Petey.
	12:28pm david w: Hello, Mary and all! Welcome to 2021 (challenge accepted).
	12:30pm Mary Wing: Hello David W! Happy new year, friend! <3 <3 <3
	12:32pm david w: Hugs to you, Mary. I look forward to another year as your radio neighbor!
	🛎 12:34pm David (in London): What's yellow and sings Greek folk songs? Banana Mouskouri! Can't believe I've got an opportunity to tell that ancient joke. Hurrah!
	12:34pm Carmichael: Heya Mary and 100% people. 2021 is already looking up. Hope I don't strain my neck doing so.
	🛎 12:35pm WR: whoa, Die Toteninsel is truly twisted. Reading the bandcamp page. The singers did not know German and used Google translate voice as a guide to pronunciation.
	12:35pm Mary Wing: Wow, David in London, just wow. :-)
	12:35pm Sem: Ευχαριστώ, David στο Λονδίνο.
	🛎 12:35pm βrian: Pandemic Wholesome today: steamed carrots and zucchini with savory chewy tofu, on short-grain whole rice.
	12:37pm Dave in VT: ding
	🛎 12:38pm Handy Haversack: Hey, Carmichael. Settling in with lunch. Let 'er rip, Mary!
	12:39pm Mary Wing: Hey there Carmichael! I hear chiropractors are doing brisk business since the pandemic began; treating everyone working from home who doesn't have ergonomic seating/computing set-ups, heh.
	12:41pm Mary Wing: Question to the auto-tune haters: is a vocoded voice more, or less, tolerable than autotuned voice?
	12:43pm Mary Wing: Hi Dave in VT! Happy 2021!
	🛎 12:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, where is northguineahills at? He mentions Japancakes on occasion.
	12:45pm ⓘⓚⓔ: My chiropractor definitely seems to be getting more biz. And now -- watch out, I'm about to continue my major TMI streak in this comments section -- I need to ask a medical professional about a possible hernia. I'm, uh, asking for a friend, of course. A friend in Canada. Who definitely totally exists.
	🛎 12:45pm Handy Haversack: He was on Ken's show, Ken, but seemed to be having some internet troubles. βrian, how do you make your tofu chewy and savory?
	12:46pm Really Lisa: Down vote to all voice altering, here. Except SM Ken's devil dj voice shenanigans.
	12:46pm Carmichael: I have no issue with vocoders. They sound more like a church organ or synth. Autotune is just annoying to me, like "Hey, look at the neat electronic trick I can do!"
	🛎 12:47pm Handy Haversack: I had one when I was eight, Ike. My dad thought it was the height of comedy to call me Little Three Balls until that was resolved.
	12:47pm Stanley: I've made some rather spicy guacemole. I need a beer......... Good, I've got a beer.
	12:47pm ɨkɛ: I wonder if it's due to poor home ergonomics. As in, my friend probably ordered the wrong Aeron-knockoff chair for his home office and then spent 12 hours a day sitting in it.
	12:48pm coelacanth∅: greetings Mary, 100%ers
	🛎 12:49pm David (in London): I'm in the pro-coder camp.
	12:49pm Mary Wing: Hi Ike, what a bummer for your friend! Is it possible to get a hernia from sitting though? I thought it was caused from lifting heavy things?
	12:50pm Sylvia (France-NYC): same, vocoder ok, autotune not ok
	🛎 12:51pm Hubig Pie: I'm no professional but hernias come with age sometimes after gravity's been pulling you around awhile
	12:51pm Mary Wing: Howdy coelacanth!
	12:51pm Mark R: Still melt every time I hear this song!
	12:52pm Sem: Greets, coel.
	🛎 12:52pm David (in London): Hey Coela.
	12:52pm coelacanth∅: no they don't. it's underlying cause is nutritional; then a stress that is too much. (like lifting heavy boxes or pushing cars)
	🛎 12:52pm Handy Haversack: Yo, coela!
	🛎 12:52pm Handy Haversack: Or lifting heavy cars.
	12:52pm Mary Wing: HI Mark R! Happy new year! I just want to be a woman, damnit.
	🛎 12:53pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey coel!
	🛎 12:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: What one did they use in that weird Cher song? Whichever one not used in that song. Hi, c∅!
	12:54pm coelacanth∅: Hey Sem David Handy Phillippe!
	12:54pm ɨkɛ: Hmmm, my Canadian friend is going to ask his medical professional in an hour or two, so maybe we'll find out! Meanwhile, in other groin/backside-related news, following up on previous comments, the water at Chez Ike has gotten very cold lately! Yikes! I hope this is just a temporary winter-related issue....
	12:54pm Mary Wing: Cher's song "Believe" is one of the first to use autotune, I think.
	12:54pm coelacanth∅: hey Ken!
	🛎 12:55pm David (in London): You're once, twice, three times a lady, Mary.
	12:56pm Sem: Lady cubed, like.
	12:57pm coelacanth∅: i like Cher's use of it because it was first innovative and also it was treated as a novelty. most of the time i won't tolerate it. aurally it sucks but also it's a bit of an insult.
	12:58pm Mary Wing: I'm sad that the Roseland Ballroom is now a luxury highrise building, as if we needed another one of those.
	🛎 12:58pm Hubig Pie: Muscles weaken with age, soft tissues protrude
	🛎 12:58pm βrian: Ask your doctor about the Shouldice Repair.
	12:59pm Sem: Soft Tissues Protrude was one of the three finalists in the "Let's Name our High School Band" sweepstakes, some time ago, now.
	12:59pm Mark R: Like this Yo La track a whole lot
	🛎 1:00pm David (in London): Mary, likewise in Manchester The Hacienda is these days 'The Hacienda Apartments.' It turns my stomach whenever I see it.
	1:00pm coelacanth∅: i had surgery for a hernia (inguinal - abdominal wall) on the left when i was 17. pushing cars out of snow for dollars was the trigger. when it happened on the right 10-12 years later i cured it nutritionally and with exercises.
	1:01pm Mary Wing: OH YUCK, David in London! I sure hope it's not called "The Roseland" and now I will have to go look the next time I'm in that neighborhood.
	1:01pm wenzo llc.: good day citizenz
	1:03pm coelacanth∅: Hubig you're right but one of the reasons muscles weaken with age is mineral deficiencies that gradually get worse through time not being addressed
	1:04pm wenzo llc.: jesus. 19. your success is sickening youngin. Im just gonna go eat a bag of potato chips drink some whisky and cry and then take a nap. jk not really
	1:05pm Really Lisa: Not to dwell.. not much, but I feel redeemed having just gotten firstsies on a twitter reply. <back to work>
	1:06pm Mary Wing: Hello wenzo llc! Yeah, so much success at 19 can't be good for a youngin' if you ask me.
	🛎 1:06pm Hubig Pie: C-lo, I've had 2 inguinal hernia repairs. The good doctor said it was never the fault of my weakness for salty snacks and hard liquor
	1:06pm wenzo llc.: idk she seems to be handling it very well but Im not really following her closely
	1:07pm Mary Wing: Did I really just pronounce Shaman incorrectly? Am I an idiot?
	1:07pm KevinfromBayRidge: Hello everybody. Figured it was time to chime in, as a inguinal hernia "survivor".
	🛎 1:08pm David (in London): 'Salty Snacks and Hard Liquor' is my next album.
	🛎 1:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: While listening to this, I have CNN playing and I'm waiting for pie fight to break out in the Senate chambers.
	1:10pm wenzo llc.: @mary wing... idk & nope, your brain appears to be functioning excellently... apart from that. and calling attention to your own mistakes which is a compulsion many are sadly afflicted with myself included unfortunately...
	1:10pm Mary Wing: Hi Kevin! Looks like Ike is in good company if he (or his "friend" heh) is joining the hernia club.
	1:11pm Stanley: Hyena Club? (I really ought to find my reading specs)
	🛎 1:12pm Handy Haversack: Hubig, I was complaining to my dr. about how annoying it was to have health complaints after giving up years ago such vices as smoking and meat eating. I said something along the lines of, "And I'm definitely not about to give up booze, even if it would get any results!" and she nodded fervently.
	1:13pm coelacanth∅: Hubig probably not - although most doctors don't knw shit about nutrition or preventative medicine. one thing i thought curious when i was living with my 2nd one is that the days after i drank rum my hernia was not evident. i looked into it and found that sugar cane, the source of rum, contains lots of manganese. the nutritional cure was partially blackstrap molasses. (sugar cane)
	1:13pm wenzo llc.: @David sounds popular, even addictive
	1:13pm Mary Wing: Well, wenzo, the real issue is that I pre-recorded this show, and actually listened to the mic breaks already, and didn't hear the mispronunciation when I could have corrected it before submitting the show for air, duh!
	1:15pm wenzo llc.: @mary wing at least you didn't say Shamus instead of Shaman
	1:15pm Really Lisa: Real question for anyone renting living space: If you know your kitchen's wall of cabinets is back-to-back with someone else's, would you take care not to slam the doors? It's not as critical as hernia talk, but jeebus, it's making me loony.
	1:17pm wenzo llc.: @coel, ever tried date molasses? dunno if it's got manganese but it's very tasty
	🛎 1:17pm Handy Haversack: Lisa, I never slam cabinet doors because I don't like cleaning up broken glass. Kate has a different philosophy, her family being members of the Smasher sect from way back.
	1:18pm Mary Wing: I simply cannot understand why anyone needs to slam ANY FUCKING DOOR anywhere on the planet, Lisa, so I feel your pain.
	1:18pm wenzo llc.: @really lisa Id wait till they go out, drill a hole in the back of my cabinets & see if they have any good snacks
	1:19pm coelacanth∅: some people just slam things. they don't care enough about anyone besides themselves to think about that.
	1:19pm Mary Wing: My downstairs neighbor, who is a lovely woman, i will say, tends to let the toilet lid drop down with a THUD. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
	1:20pm coelacanth∅: wenzo that's got to be good! i don't know about manganese but it must have a ton of potassium
	🛎 1:21pm Phillippe Bastille: I would be happy if anyone in my household closed a cabinet door, period. Two 20 something sons living here who don't know how to open a dishwasher or close a cabinet door
	🛎 1:21pm Hubig Pie: I am guilty of slammin' the microwave door. So sayeth the wife
	1:21pm Stanley: Salty snacks - I've eaten half a box of Ritz Crackers and now feel unusual.
	1:22pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe my sister's house is like that! I DON'T GET IT!
	🛎 1:23pm Phillippe Bastille: Stanley hey, I'm eating ritz as well, piled with tuna salad! Though not a half box full.
	1:23pm wenzo llc.: @coel yea the one I get is technically "iraqi style date syrup" by ziyad but Ive seen it labeled date molasses too... same thing basically but with a bit of tanginess
	1:23pm coelacanth∅: it's like an obstacle course
	1:23pm KevinfromBayRidge: Well Stanley, at least you still have Ritz crackers post-Brexit.
	1:24pm Stanley: Phillippe - what we have chez nous is the balanced bottle/jar top technique of putting the lid back on, ready for the unsuspecting chump (me) to pick it up only to let it fall where and how it may.
	🛎 1:25pm Handy Haversack: Can I also say that while I was glad that (secularly) decorating a tree and having it light up the cats for the past couple of weeks made Kate happy, I am SO JAZZED to have the full extent of our (already small) front room back. It's like working in Montana in here now! See you in hell, fraser fir!
	1:25pm coelacanth∅: i used crystaline date sugar once, in cookies. it didn't impart much flavor
	1:25pm rw: Good morning I My toilet lid seems to have some resistance which prevents slamming. Maybe there’s a way to get one for her without seeming too rude.
	1:25pm Really Lisa: Thank you, Mary and all! This is me, talking toward the wall, asking WHY! But not loud enough for her to hear me. I'm a doormat. I've reacted a few times over the weeks, with a retaliatory slam, then feel awful about it. Thanks for the chance to rant. ✌
	1:26pm Stanley: Phillipe - I munched through the Ritz with my guacamole. Meant to be an 'aperitif' but it's put me right off cooking dinner.
	🛎 1:27pm David (in London): Stanley, how the Hell did you manage to stop at half? I can never stop myself from going all the way.
	1:27pm Mary Wing: Good morning, rw, happy new year! I am not buying a toilet seat for her, heh.
	🛎 1:28pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel I recently saw a video (or maybe commercial?) where the parents went and visited one of their offspring in their new home and went around the house dropping their coats, opening cabinet doors and leaving them open, leaving dirty dishes on the counter, then waving bye and leaving. It's my dream. My oldest settles on his first house on Friday, and it'll be hard to not reenact that video.
	🛎 1:28pm Phillippe Bastille: @stanley I feel your pain.
	🛎 1:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: I replaced my toilet lid/seat a couple years ago and for a couple bucks extra, went for one with a springy hinge that falls down slowly with no slams. Works great!
	1:29pm coelacanth∅: hey rw! i saw toilet seats for sale recently on a temp job. range from ~$20 > ~90. some of them had buffered hinges. one of them had lights.
	1:29pm Stanley: Kevin - so you know that our illustrious government reached a deal to avoid utter disaster at the eleventh hour. Hardly an achievement for them to crow about. Incompentent idiots.
	1:30pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe i like that idea!
	1:30pm KevinfromBayRidge: Gotta go fer a bit. Tele Doctor appt. Gotta find out about my genes!
	1:31pm coelacanth∅: ...but maybe they wouldn't notice!
	🛎 1:31pm Phillippe Bastille: I find the concept of a toilet seat that requires any sort of electrical power source to be a bit troubling. What's next, bluetooth?
	1:31pm Stanley: See ya Kevin. Hope the genes are well.
	1:32pm KevinfromBayRidge: So I hoid, Stanley!
	1:32pm coelacanth∅: so Ken does it still function correctly after a few years? some things with buffered hinges fail after not very long.
	1:34pm coelacanth∅: tchau Kevin hoping all's well
	🛎 1:34pm David (in London): I'm sure Boston Dynamics must be working on some kind of robotic toilet seat which can dance to old soul classics.
	1:34pm wenzo llc.: reminds me of a rr track gate bell
	1:34pm Really Lisa: Quiet close is the way to go. Some hinges better than others. Like neighbors.
	1:34pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe @131 maybe the lights are powered by methane!
	🛎 1:35pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Good morning-ish, Mary! Hey, the Xmas card we sent you came back "unable to forward/deliver'! (sad face)
	🛎 1:35pm Handy Haversack: Four hinges good, two hinges bad.
	1:36pm spodiodi: late hello back, Handy! (and anyone else I missed whilst cleaning my filthy, filthy human form)
	1:37pm spodiodi: looks like i missed some potty and hernia talk.drat
	🛎 1:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: So far, so good, coel. No issues as yet.
	1:37pm Mary Wing: Hi S&M&S! Oh no! You sent it to my PO Box?
	🛎 1:38pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel I still remember a large number of years ago when several of us were sitting in a burger joint and discussing the effects of livestock methane on the ozone layer. One guy said he thought it was a bunch of bullshit and sat back and started grinning. It took a bit for us to get the joke.
	🛎 1:39pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Yes, Mary!
	1:39pm spodiodi: i got a kick out of Petey The Turtle \m/ (though i thought she was saying "Painty" [as in painted turtle]) to Petey
	🛎 1:39pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, he sounds like a real fart smeller, er, smart feller.
	🛎 1:39pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: On Dec 3rd! Just came back last week!
	1:41pm coelacanth∅: hey spodi!
	🛎 1:42pm Phillippe Bastille: Right on both counts, handy. @SMS we are having similar mail issues in our little burg here. Still getting Christmas cards, and a much-awaiting package from one of our esteemed commenters is still in transit.
	1:42pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe haha!
	🛎 1:42pm Phillippe Bastille: *much-awaited
	1:43pm spodiodi: hey coelacanth∅!
	1:43pm coelacanth∅: (@1.38)
	🛎 1:43pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: sorry to hear that, @phillippe!
	1:43pm Mary Wing: That sucks S&M&S, sorry. I have no idea why that Post Office is so dumb; they have been randomly returning mail addressed to ME for years, but have no problem putting mail clearly addressed to SOMEONE ELSE in my box, again for years, sheesh.
	🛎 1:44pm David (in London): Hey S&M&S.
	🛎 1:44pm Handy Haversack: They have to bring them in by ox barge, Phillippe? Sheesh!
	1:45pm coelacanth∅: Marianne's delivery is well-suited to this song
	🛎 1:45pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: We sent you a quick email about it Mary. If we didn't get the PO Box # wrong, we'll re-send!
	🛎 1:45pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Hey, David!
	🛎 1:47pm Handy Haversack: But yeah, S&M&S, the PO is F'ed. And hello.
	1:47pm Mark R: OK, stay with me here--Marianne's version of "Sister Morphine " sounds kind of like Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton.
	🛎 1:47pm Phillippe Bastille: No idea, Handy. Still looking for a watch band I bought on ebay last month that was mailed mid-December.
	1:48pm coelacanth∅: Mark i hear that. Dolly anyway
	🛎 1:48pm Phillippe Bastille: All right gang, gotta be a good boy and get some work work done. Later everyone.
	1:48pm Stanley: Later Phillippe
	1:48pm coelacanth∅: (and i don't know Loretta so well) tchau Phillippe
	1:49pm spodiodi: see you, Phillippe
	🛎 1:49pm David (in London): TTFN Phillippe.
	🛎 1:49pm Phillippe Bastille: oooh, but I have to stick around and listen to my old man crush, Angel Olsen
	1:50pm Mark R: Angel Olsen, man--damn!
	🛎 1:53pm Handy Haversack: Later later, Phillippe!
	1:57pm Really Lisa: Vocals here remind me of Margo Timmins. And the twangy guitar, too.
	🛎 2:02pm Handy Haversack: Ooooooo, this is exciting!
	2:02pm Sem: I'd think the Wazoo would be pretty well full of stuff, after all these years.
	🛎 2:03pm David (in London): As soon as you said 1979, I knew it was going to be Numan. I remember seeing it on Top of the Pops and it absolutely blew my mind. I knew we were living in the future.
	2:04pm spodiodi: ⚡ my fave gary numan. please, please, please tell me you'llbe playing the InSoc version, Mary ⚡
	🛎 2:05pm Handy Haversack: The DJs at the restaurant where Kate used to work once dedicated "Cars" to her after she had hit me with the car a little bit, with the tag line, "Better aim next time, Kate!"
	🛎 2:05pm David (in London): There's a little nod to, and thank you, to him in the sleeve notes on The Secret Assembly. Man, this is still an absolute highpoint in pop music.
	2:05pm coelacanth∅: great song!
	2:05pm spodiodi: this 3OAK is going to hit me in the feels like Mercy Seat 3OAK did
	2:05pm coelacanth∅: Lisa @157 i agree
	2:06pm spodiodi: question/story of my life
	🛎 2:06pm Handy Haversack: And isn't there, gasp!, a Robyn Hitchcock cover?!
	2:08pm spodiodi: idk, Handy, but i'll have to make some tea in that case :-"
	🛎 2:10pm Handy Haversack: spodi, Julie played it in April. It's amazing.
	2:10pm Mary Wing: Yes to Robyn, no to Information Society, sorry spodiodi!
	2:10pm spodiodi: :-B
	2:10pm coelacanth∅: i think i first heard this song on the "things from england" show on wnew-fm. that was about the only time i still listened to that station but with that show i was usually the first person i knew to learn about artists from the uk
	🛎 2:10pm David (in London): If anyone has time to waste, here's a massively wordy and over-emotional live review I did of Numan a few years back: freq.org.uk...
	2:11pm coelacanth∅: i've heard one cover of this but i don't remember who did it
	2:11pm spodiodi: ah, nuts. deep breath all good . still quite a song \m/
	2:12pm coelacanth∅: bookmarked David
	2:12pm spodiodi: thanks, David! bookmarked
	🛎 2:13pm Handy Haversack: Bookmarked! (That's what you say when you read something instead of working, right?)
	2:15pm Sem: Got that, DiL, bookmarked. Thx.
	2:15pm spodiodi: haha Handy
	2:18pm spodiodi: oontz oontz oontz
	2:21pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Baked tofu has a great texture - I get it already baked and seasoned from the Trader Joe and other places. Two inguinal hernias here - one when I was 9 from pulling another kid around in a wagon, the other years later from reasons unknown. Have been told I have poor connective tissue but would be interested in nutritional repair. When I was a kid I was in the hospital for several days, now it's outpatient and they keep you awake so you can cough and stuff! Sounded barbaric but it was fine. Handy, my doctor told me that people who drink two drinks a day live longer than people who drink one drink a day. So it is written, so it shall be done.
	2:22pm Really Lisa: 👍Right, coel re Timmons. Not a bad thing. Thanking my big sis for bringing home a Gary Numan album back in the day. She was my gateway.
	2:24pm coelacanth∅: hi Lizzie!
	2:24pm coelacanth∅: . . .
	2:25pm spodiodi: < this gary pic was my desktop background for a couple of years (many moons ago)
	2:26pm spodiodi: hah, on 2 vs 1 Lizzie
	🛎 2:27pm Handy Haversack: Lizzie, in that case I should live to be four hundred and ninety! They let me take my teddy bear into the OR, OR so they told me, when I had hernia surgery.
	2:28pm drowsy: Just a driveby post to say thanks for this Friends selection! Very enjoyable. Cheers.
	2:30pm Mary Wing: Thanks drowsy! Happy new year!
	🛎 2:30pm Handy Haversack: I loved the review, David.
	2:32pm spodiodi: heading toward my 4th anniversary of being a teetotaler here no hernias, but had a kidney stone in my mid-30s that nearly killed me i wanna hear weird al's Living With a Hernia real bad after all the hernia chat
	🛎 2:34pm Handy Haversack: spodi, I can spare some drinks longevity for you. A rising tide lifts all boats.
	2:34pm spodiodi: i really wanna click another star. Gary and Kurt have set the bar high
	2:35pm spodiodi: thanks, Handy :)
	2:36pm Stanley: David - great write up of the Gary Numan gig at The Forum. Particularly liked the line about the Eighties being less Blade Runner and more 'contracting horizons and salmon pink ties'. You have a gift, my friend.
	2:36pm Sem: Good on you, 'spodi'.
	🛎 2:37pm βrian: Good lord, I can't keep up with the playlist comments.
	2:38pm spodiodi: cheers, S'em
	🛎 2:38pm βrian: My first hernia happened when I was pushing a car.
	2:38pm Sem: Like the Dance w/ Me, Stanley board.
	2:38pm Stanley: Liking this 'urgent' version by Transpac Alliance
	2:39pm spodiodi: same here, Stanley
	2:40pm spodiodi: sounds a little Siouxsieesque
	2:40pm Stanley: Sem - that board sometimes moves at lightning speed. Bit like the music. (Haven't had a hernia and I don't want one, if that's okay.)
	2:43pm spodiodi: deffo Siouxsie influence in the vox
	2:43pm Really Lisa: Raising a glass of water to you, spodi. And can't beat water to ward off kidney stones. They're nothing to sneeze (or cough) at.
	2:44pm Sem: Bit like Yvonne, Stanley:-D
	2:45pm spodiodi: cheers, Lisa. (and indeed on the water)
	2:46pm Sem: This 3OAK headed for the record books, Mary.
	2:47pm Mary Wing: And there is another HOUR of covers, at least, Sem! It's nuts how many versions exist.
	2:48pm Stanley: I'm wondering whether our Amrican friends, here, get the significance of the name Armitage Shanks
	2:48pm Mary Wing: And, and, Wikipedia says Gary Numan wrote this song about a robot prostitute, heh.
	🛎 2:48pm Hubig Pie: Really enjoyed this 3OAK I've had 2OAK hernia surgeries
	2:48pm Sem: Bonus tracks! Yes, yes, yes. But where would you put them?
	2:48pm spodiodi: everybody needs it
	2:49pm spodiodi: <realdoll joke />
	🛎 2:49pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, like American Standard, it's part of the catalogue of where we (well, some of us) stand.
	2:49pm coelacanth∅: transpac alliance and armitage shanks are by far the best covers, in my opinion...so far
	🛎 2:49pm David (in London): Stanley, many are from NY. They must know Flushing...
	2:50pm Sem: Armitage Shanks: The Brand you can trust since 1817. Commercial Bathroom and Sanitary Ware Product
	2:51pm spodiodi: those two and Republica's got clicked here, coel
	🛎 2:52pm Handy Haversack: 1 gal./ft. (3.8 l/ft.)
	2:53pm Stanley: Funny thing is I know an heir to the Shanks fortune, who was disinherited by his family!
	🛎 2:53pm Handy Haversack: I liked the Dead Weather, too.
	🛎 2:53pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, sounds like his Water[ ]loo.
	🛎 2:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Mary. Let us remember this 3OAK as the revolution is being televised.
	2:55pm Stanley: Ken - what is happening to your country? Someone is shooting into the chamber.
	🛎 2:55pm David (in London): Ah, Robyn. Nice way to wrap it all up.
	🛎 2:55pm Handy Haversack: Ahhhhhhh, yes, here it is. So good. I don't know why. But so good. Thanks, Mary! This was great! What a start to the year of 100 Percent Whatever! Very glad to have been here! Later on, Wing Dings!
	2:56pm Mary Wing: Stick around for DJ Black Helmet, playlist is here: wfmu.org...
	2:56pm Really Lisa: Thank you, Mary. To electric friends, not electric toilets. Peace, all.
	2:57pm Sem: Will be saying a few Hail, Mary's tonight in thanks for this episode. See you and all later, MW.
	🛎 2:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: It's highly chatotic, Stanley. The orange poo-flinging gibbon is egging them on.
	2:57pm spodiodi: thanks, Mary Wing! killer 3OAK. had no idea there were so many covers byebye ⚡ 'Friends' ⚡ ✌️
	2:57pm coelacanth∅: Lizzie, if you're still here initially: 1 tablespoonful blackstrap molasses in a cup of warm water with freshly squeezed lemon juice. i forget how much was recommended at first. ultimately i just squeezed some in, maybe 1/3 of a lemon's worth. did this morning and evening. after a few years i grew to hate it (i liked it first) and started taking manganese supplements. once/day. kal makes a good one. also i did inverted sit-ups, or slantboard sit-ups. made sure to not overeat. made sure to never be blocked-up in my intestines.
	🛎 2:58pm David (in London): Absolutely top notch show today Mary. Thankee. Later electro-groovers.
	2:58pm Stanley: Super 3OAK, Mary. Thanks once again for a very entertaining show, not to mention the lively and diverse chat, Great stuff guys.
	2:59pm Mary Wing: A trumpet finale! Thanks for listening, all you electric and non-electric friends! Here's to 51 more weeks of 3oaks!
	2:59pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Mary!
	3:00pm Ike: Thanks Mary!
	3:00pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Thanks Coel Thanks Mary

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	New / Special	Approx. start time
Idris Ackamoor & The Pyramids	Salvation	Shaman!	Strut	2020	MP3		*	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
David Bowie	Sue (Or In A Season Of Crime)	Nothing Has Changed	Columbia / Legacy	2014	MP3	With The Maria Schneider Orchestra.		0:10:23 (Pop-up)
Sack Und Sheffield	Dead People Know More	Sack Und Sheffield Cassette	Powdered Heart	2014	MP3			0:17:47 (Pop-up)
Syna So Pro	On The Radio "On The Radio" by "Syna So Pro"	Vox	FPE	2016	MP3			0:21:01 (Pop-up)
Syna So Pro	Petey The Turtle "Petey The Turtle" by "Syna So Pro"	Vox	FPE	2016	MP3			0:22:48 (Pop-up)
Christian Marclay	Maria Callas "Maria Callas" by "Christian Marclay"	More Encores (Christian Marclay Plays WIth The Records Of…)	ReR Megacorp	1997	MP3	Originally released in 1989.		0:23:39 (Pop-up)
Éva Polgár und Sandor Vály	Arnold Und Phyllis	Die Toteninsel	Ektro	2015	MP3			0:26:41 (Pop-up)
Nana Mouskouri	Siboney "Siboney" by "Nana Mouskouri"	Happy Birthday Tour	Mercury	2014	MP3			0:31:48 (Pop-up)
Japancakes	Vocode-Inn "Vocode-Inn" by "Japancakes"	If I Could See Dallas	Kindercore	1999	MP3			0:35:27 (Pop-up)
Mélissa Laveaux	Generous Bones "Generous Bones" by "Mélissa Laveaux"	Memory Is A Strange Bell EP	No Format (France)	2013	MP3			0:41:48 (Pop-up)
Billie Eilish	Therefore I Am "Therefore I Am" by "Billie Eilish"	Therefore I Am single	Interscope	2020	MP3			0:44:24 (Pop-up)
The Okapis	Stek-House "Stek-House" by "The Okapis"	Where's The Beef?	Inflatabl Labl	2005	MP3			0:47:16 (Pop-up)
Portishead	Glory Box "Glory Box" by "Portishead"	Roseland NYC Live	Go! Beat / London	1998	MP3	Recorded at Roseland Ballroom in New York City on July 24, 1997.		0:50:41 (Pop-up)
Yo La Tengo	The Ballad Of Red Buckets	Stuff Like That There	Matador	2015	MP3			0:56:04 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							1:00:51 (Pop-up)
The Necks	Daylights "Daylights" by "The Necks"	Mindset	ReR Megacorp	2011	MP3			1:07:05 (Pop-up)
Sonic Youth	The Good And The Bad "The Good And The Bad" by "Sonic Youth"	Sonic Youth	Geffen / Chronicles / Universal Music Group	2006	MP3	Originally released in 1982.		1:28:36 (Pop-up)
Jimmy "Duck" Holmes	Evil "Evil" by "Jimmy "Duck" Holmes"	It Is What It Is	Blue Front	2016	MP3			1:36:25 (Pop-up)
Marianne Faithfull	Sister Morphine	Come And Stay With Me: The UK 45s 1964-1969	Ace	2018	MP3	This song originally released in 1969.		1:42:53 (Pop-up)
Angel Olsen	Lark Song "Lark Song" by "Angel Olsen"	Whole New Mess	Jagjaguwar	2020	MP3		*	1:48:20 (Pop-up)
Holy Motors	Midnight Cowboy "Midnight Cowboy" by "Holy Motors"	Horse	Wharf Cat	2020	MP3		*	1:54:50 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							1:59:45 (Pop-up)
Tubeway Army	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Replicas	Beggars Banquet	1979	MP3		***	2:03:12 (Pop-up)
The Dead Weather	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Hang You From The Heavens / Are 'Friends' Electric? single	Third Man	2009	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:08:33 (Pop-up)
Triptides	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Are 'Friends' Electric? single	self-released	2020	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:12:58 (Pop-up)
Parralox	Are 'Friends' Electric? "Are 'Friends' Electric?" by "Parralox"	Holiday '19	Subterrane	2019	MP3	Various artists; a Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:17:51 (Pop-up)
Kevin Max	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Romeo Drive	Old Bear	2019	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:23:04 (Pop-up)
An Pierlé	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Random	Beggars Banquet	1997	MP3	Various artists; a Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:28:59 (Pop-up)
Transpac Alliance	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Are 'Friends' Electric? single	Independent	2013	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:33:04 (Pop-up)
Republica	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Random	Beggars Banquet	1997	MP3	Various artists; a Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:38:29 (Pop-up)
Armitage Shanks	Are 'Friends' Electric?	25 Golden Showers	Damaged Goods	2003	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:44:07 (Pop-up)
Echodrone	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Mixtape For Duckie	self-released	2012	MP3	A Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:48:01 (Pop-up)
Robyn Hitchcock	Are 'Friends' Electric?	Terry Edwards Presents... Queer Street - No Fish Is Too Weird For Her Aquarium Vol. III	Sartorial	2003	MP3	Various artists; a Tubeway Army cover.	***	2:54:28 (Pop-up)
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Music behind DJ: Low	Hatchet (Optimimi Version) (Wing edit)							2:59:12 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🛎 12:00pm David (in London): It's a New Year thing, so all hail Mary Wing. Hello groovers!
	12:00pm Really Lisa: Hi Mary and 100% of the rest of you. Happy Not 2020.
	12:01pm Mary Wing: Hello David and Lisa! (Love that movie) Happy new year!!
	🛎 12:02pm WR: hi Mary and all.
	12:02pm Stanley: Can I come out from behind the curtain, now?
	12:02pm spodiodi: happy new year, Mary Wing and 100% peeps!
	12:03pm chresti in tennis booth: Hi Mary and wingdingers!
	12:03pm Mary Wing: Hiya WR, Stanley, spodiodi, and chresti! New year, same whatever!
	12:04pm chresti in tennis booth: \\//
	12:04pm Roberto: Happy noo noo Marileh!
	🛎 12:05pm David (in London): Lisa, Stanloid, Spod! How much better things are with you cats around.
	12:05pm Sem: Hello, Mary of the Whatever Wings, and winglettes.
	🛎 12:06pm Handy Haversack: Hello, Mary and all! Happy Newest Year of all!
	12:06pm spodiodi: \\//
	🛎 12:06pm David (in London): Hail the Semulator! And the remarkably useful Haversack.
	12:07pm Mary Wing: Howdy Roberto, Sem, and Handy! 2021 awaits us, shiny and hopeful for better times!
	12:07pm Sem: How the hail are you, David iL? And Stanley: imagine seeing you here.
	12:08pm spodiodi: hi David!
	🛎 12:08pm βrian: Parkouring through the transom. Good afternoon.
	12:08pm Sylvia (France-NYC): Hello, Mary and listeners!
	🛎 12:09pm Handy Haversack: Certainly bright in Brooklyn right now! I broke a January sweat on that walk. Yo, spodi, chresti, David, Lisa, Sylvia, βrian, Sem, all upthread others!
	12:09pm Mary Wing: Hi Brian and Sylvia! I see you landed that triple-toe-loop when you cleared the transom, Brian, nice work!
	🛎 12:10pm David (in London): Hey Sylvia. Brian, that was indeed very impressive. But don't the outsized velvet pantaloons slow you down at all?
	🛎 12:12pm βrian: Those pantaloons slow my descent, actually. Makes for safer landings.
	🛎 12:12pm Phillippe Bastille: Hello friends (you all know who you are!)
	12:14pm Mary Wing: Hey there Phillippe! A twinkly 2021 to you!
	🛎 12:14pm Hubig Pie: David channeling a bit of Anthony Newley here
	🛎 12:14pm David (in London): Yo Monsieur Bastille. Brian, wow, the technical scoop. Thanks.
	🛎 12:16pm Handy Haversack: David, your humility at not claiming your rightful firsties is an example and inspiration.
	12:17pm Mary Wing: Hi Hubig! Has anyone seen that Bowie faux bio-pic from last year, called Stardust? Looked dreadful in the trailer, heh.
	🛎 12:21pm David (in London): Mary, a double bill with Velvet Goldmine perhaps? Bleeeuurggggg... Handy, I had to bribe Mary to get it so I didn't want to draw attention.
	🛎 12:23pm Phillippe Bastille: @Handy Hey, I keep a calendar with all my firsties marked off! 2020 will be up for bids on ebay!
	🛎 12:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good afternoon, Mary and Georgia satellites.
	12:23pm Roberto: I'd better turn this down before my turtles start getting ideas.
	12:24pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Hello Mary and all! Yes good thing my turtles are in the other room.
	12:25pm Mary Wing: Hi Ken and Lizzie! Happy new year and show some turtle love!
	🛎 12:25pm Handy Haversack: Hey, Lizzie! OK. Gotta make lunch and can't bring a speaker with me because Kate's teaching. Don't get any more fabulous while I'm away, Mary!
	🛎 12:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Senate Minority Leader McTurtle should have clicky-starred Petey.
	12:28pm david w: Hello, Mary and all! Welcome to 2021 (challenge accepted).
	12:30pm Mary Wing: Hello David W! Happy new year, friend! <3 <3 <3
	12:32pm david w: Hugs to you, Mary. I look forward to another year as your radio neighbor!
	🛎 12:34pm David (in London): What's yellow and sings Greek folk songs? Banana Mouskouri! Can't believe I've got an opportunity to tell that ancient joke. Hurrah!
	12:34pm Carmichael: Heya Mary and 100% people. 2021 is already looking up. Hope I don't strain my neck doing so.
	🛎 12:35pm WR: whoa, Die Toteninsel is truly twisted. Reading the bandcamp page. The singers did not know German and used Google translate voice as a guide to pronunciation.
	12:35pm Mary Wing: Wow, David in London, just wow. :-)
	12:35pm Sem: Ευχαριστώ, David στο Λονδίνο.
	🛎 12:35pm βrian: Pandemic Wholesome today: steamed carrots and zucchini with savory chewy tofu, on short-grain whole rice.
	12:37pm Dave in VT: ding
	🛎 12:38pm Handy Haversack: Hey, Carmichael. Settling in with lunch. Let 'er rip, Mary!
	12:39pm Mary Wing: Hey there Carmichael! I hear chiropractors are doing brisk business since the pandemic began; treating everyone working from home who doesn't have ergonomic seating/computing set-ups, heh.
	12:41pm Mary Wing: Question to the auto-tune haters: is a vocoded voice more, or less, tolerable than autotuned voice?
	12:43pm Mary Wing: Hi Dave in VT! Happy 2021!
	🛎 12:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, where is northguineahills at? He mentions Japancakes on occasion.
	12:45pm ⓘⓚⓔ: My chiropractor definitely seems to be getting more biz. And now -- watch out, I'm about to continue my major TMI streak in this comments section -- I need to ask a medical professional about a possible hernia. I'm, uh, asking for a friend, of course. A friend in Canada. Who definitely totally exists.
	🛎 12:45pm Handy Haversack: He was on Ken's show, Ken, but seemed to be having some internet troubles. βrian, how do you make your tofu chewy and savory?
	12:46pm Really Lisa: Down vote to all voice altering, here. Except SM Ken's devil dj voice shenanigans.
	12:46pm Carmichael: I have no issue with vocoders. They sound more like a church organ or synth. Autotune is just annoying to me, like "Hey, look at the neat electronic trick I can do!"
	🛎 12:47pm Handy Haversack: I had one when I was eight, Ike. My dad thought it was the height of comedy to call me Little Three Balls until that was resolved.
	12:47pm Stanley: I've made some rather spicy guacemole. I need a beer......... Good, I've got a beer.
	12:47pm ɨkɛ: I wonder if it's due to poor home ergonomics. As in, my friend probably ordered the wrong Aeron-knockoff chair for his home office and then spent 12 hours a day sitting in it.
	12:48pm coelacanth∅: greetings Mary, 100%ers
	🛎 12:49pm David (in London): I'm in the pro-coder camp.
	12:49pm Mary Wing: Hi Ike, what a bummer for your friend! Is it possible to get a hernia from sitting though? I thought it was caused from lifting heavy things?
	12:50pm Sylvia (France-NYC): same, vocoder ok, autotune not ok
	🛎 12:51pm Hubig Pie: I'm no professional but hernias come with age sometimes after gravity's been pulling you around awhile
	12:51pm Mary Wing: Howdy coelacanth!
	12:51pm Mark R: Still melt every time I hear this song!
	12:52pm Sem: Greets, coel.
	🛎 12:52pm David (in London): Hey Coela.
	12:52pm coelacanth∅: no they don't. it's underlying cause is nutritional; then a stress that is too much. (like lifting heavy boxes or pushing cars)
	🛎 12:52pm Handy Haversack: Yo, coela!
	🛎 12:52pm Handy Haversack: Or lifting heavy cars.
	12:52pm Mary Wing: HI Mark R! Happy new year! I just want to be a woman, damnit.
	🛎 12:53pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey coel!
	🛎 12:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: What one did they use in that weird Cher song? Whichever one not used in that song. Hi, c∅!
	12:54pm coelacanth∅: Hey Sem David Handy Phillippe!
	12:54pm ɨkɛ: Hmmm, my Canadian friend is going to ask his medical professional in an hour or two, so maybe we'll find out! Meanwhile, in other groin/backside-related news, following up on previous comments, the water at Chez Ike has gotten very cold lately! Yikes! I hope this is just a temporary winter-related issue....
	12:54pm Mary Wing: Cher's song "Believe" is one of the first to use autotune, I think.
	12:54pm coelacanth∅: hey Ken!
	🛎 12:55pm David (in London): You're once, twice, three times a lady, Mary.
	12:56pm Sem: Lady cubed, like.
	12:57pm coelacanth∅: i like Cher's use of it because it was first innovative and also it was treated as a novelty. most of the time i won't tolerate it. aurally it sucks but also it's a bit of an insult.
	12:58pm Mary Wing: I'm sad that the Roseland Ballroom is now a luxury highrise building, as if we needed another one of those.
	🛎 12:58pm Hubig Pie: Muscles weaken with age, soft tissues protrude
	🛎 12:58pm βrian: Ask your doctor about the Shouldice Repair.
	12:59pm Sem: Soft Tissues Protrude was one of the three finalists in the "Let's Name our High School Band" sweepstakes, some time ago, now.
	12:59pm Mark R: Like this Yo La track a whole lot
	🛎 1:00pm David (in London): Mary, likewise in Manchester The Hacienda is these days 'The Hacienda Apartments.' It turns my stomach whenever I see it.
	1:00pm coelacanth∅: i had surgery for a hernia (inguinal - abdominal wall) on the left when i was 17. pushing cars out of snow for dollars was the trigger. when it happened on the right 10-12 years later i cured it nutritionally and with exercises.
	1:01pm Mary Wing: OH YUCK, David in London! I sure hope it's not called "The Roseland" and now I will have to go look the next time I'm in that neighborhood.
	1:01pm wenzo llc.: good day citizenz
	1:03pm coelacanth∅: Hubig you're right but one of the reasons muscles weaken with age is mineral deficiencies that gradually get worse through time not being addressed
	1:04pm wenzo llc.: jesus. 19. your success is sickening youngin. Im just gonna go eat a bag of potato chips drink some whisky and cry and then take a nap. jk not really
	1:05pm Really Lisa: Not to dwell.. not much, but I feel redeemed having just gotten firstsies on a twitter reply. <back to work>
	1:06pm Mary Wing: Hello wenzo llc! Yeah, so much success at 19 can't be good for a youngin' if you ask me.
	🛎 1:06pm Hubig Pie: C-lo, I've had 2 inguinal hernia repairs. The good doctor said it was never the fault of my weakness for salty snacks and hard liquor
	1:06pm wenzo llc.: idk she seems to be handling it very well but Im not really following her closely
	1:07pm Mary Wing: Did I really just pronounce Shaman incorrectly? Am I an idiot?
	1:07pm KevinfromBayRidge: Hello everybody. Figured it was time to chime in, as a inguinal hernia "survivor".
	🛎 1:08pm David (in London): 'Salty Snacks and Hard Liquor' is my next album.
	🛎 1:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: While listening to this, I have CNN playing and I'm waiting for pie fight to break out in the Senate chambers.
	1:10pm wenzo llc.: @mary wing... idk & nope, your brain appears to be functioning excellently... apart from that. and calling attention to your own mistakes which is a compulsion many are sadly afflicted with myself included unfortunately...
	1:10pm Mary Wing: Hi Kevin! Looks like Ike is in good company if he (or his "friend" heh) is joining the hernia club.
	1:11pm Stanley: Hyena Club? (I really ought to find my reading specs)
	🛎 1:12pm Handy Haversack: Hubig, I was complaining to my dr. about how annoying it was to have health complaints after giving up years ago such vices as smoking and meat eating. I said something along the lines of, "And I'm definitely not about to give up booze, even if it would get any results!" and she nodded fervently.
	1:13pm coelacanth∅: Hubig probably not - although most doctors don't knw shit about nutrition or preventative medicine. one thing i thought curious when i was living with my 2nd one is that the days after i drank rum my hernia was not evident. i looked into it and found that sugar cane, the source of rum, contains lots of manganese. the nutritional cure was partially blackstrap molasses. (sugar cane)
	1:13pm wenzo llc.: @David sounds popular, even addictive
	1:13pm Mary Wing: Well, wenzo, the real issue is that I pre-recorded this show, and actually listened to the mic breaks already, and didn't hear the mispronunciation when I could have corrected it before submitting the show for air, duh!
	1:15pm wenzo llc.: @mary wing at least you didn't say Shamus instead of Shaman
	1:15pm Really Lisa: Real question for anyone renting living space: If you know your kitchen's wall of cabinets is back-to-back with someone else's, would you take care not to slam the doors? It's not as critical as hernia talk, but jeebus, it's making me loony.
	1:17pm wenzo llc.: @coel, ever tried date molasses? dunno if it's got manganese but it's very tasty
	🛎 1:17pm Handy Haversack: Lisa, I never slam cabinet doors because I don't like cleaning up broken glass. Kate has a different philosophy, her family being members of the Smasher sect from way back.
	1:18pm Mary Wing: I simply cannot understand why anyone needs to slam ANY FUCKING DOOR anywhere on the planet, Lisa, so I feel your pain.
	1:18pm wenzo llc.: @really lisa Id wait till they go out, drill a hole in the back of my cabinets & see if they have any good snacks
	1:19pm coelacanth∅: some people just slam things. they don't care enough about anyone besides themselves to think about that.
	1:19pm Mary Wing: My downstairs neighbor, who is a lovely woman, i will say, tends to let the toilet lid drop down with a THUD. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
	1:20pm coelacanth∅: wenzo that's got to be good! i don't know about manganese but it must have a ton of potassium
	🛎 1:21pm Phillippe Bastille: I would be happy if anyone in my household closed a cabinet door, period. Two 20 something sons living here who don't know how to open a dishwasher or close a cabinet door
	🛎 1:21pm Hubig Pie: I am guilty of slammin' the microwave door. So sayeth the wife
	1:21pm Stanley: Salty snacks - I've eaten half a box of Ritz Crackers and now feel unusual.
	1:22pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe my sister's house is like that! I DON'T GET IT!
	🛎 1:23pm Phillippe Bastille: Stanley hey, I'm eating ritz as well, piled with tuna salad! Though not a half box full.
	1:23pm wenzo llc.: @coel yea the one I get is technically "iraqi style date syrup" by ziyad but Ive seen it labeled date molasses too... same thing basically but with a bit of tanginess
	1:23pm coelacanth∅: it's like an obstacle course
	1:23pm KevinfromBayRidge: Well Stanley, at least you still have Ritz crackers post-Brexit.
	1:24pm Stanley: Phillippe - what we have chez nous is the balanced bottle/jar top technique of putting the lid back on, ready for the unsuspecting chump (me) to pick it up only to let it fall where and how it may.
	🛎 1:25pm Handy Haversack: Can I also say that while I was glad that (secularly) decorating a tree and having it light up the cats for the past couple of weeks made Kate happy, I am SO JAZZED to have the full extent of our (already small) front room back. It's like working in Montana in here now! See you in hell, fraser fir!
	1:25pm coelacanth∅: i used crystaline date sugar once, in cookies. it didn't impart much flavor
	1:25pm rw: Good morning I My toilet lid seems to have some resistance which prevents slamming. Maybe there’s a way to get one for her without seeming too rude.
	1:25pm Really Lisa: Thank you, Mary and all! This is me, talking toward the wall, asking WHY! But not loud enough for her to hear me. I'm a doormat. I've reacted a few times over the weeks, with a retaliatory slam, then feel awful about it. Thanks for the chance to rant. ✌
	1:26pm Stanley: Phillipe - I munched through the Ritz with my guacamole. Meant to be an 'aperitif' but it's put me right off cooking dinner.
	🛎 1:27pm David (in London): Stanley, how the Hell did you manage to stop at half? I can never stop myself from going all the way.
	1:27pm Mary Wing: Good morning, rw, happy new year! I am not buying a toilet seat for her, heh.
	🛎 1:28pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel I recently saw a video (or maybe commercial?) where the parents went and visited one of their offspring in their new home and went around the house dropping their coats, opening cabinet doors and leaving them open, leaving dirty dishes on the counter, then waving bye and leaving. It's my dream. My oldest settles on his first house on Friday, and it'll be hard to not reenact that video.
	🛎 1:28pm Phillippe Bastille: @stanley I feel your pain.
	🛎 1:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: I replaced my toilet lid/seat a couple years ago and for a couple bucks extra, went for one with a springy hinge that falls down slowly with no slams. Works great!
	1:29pm coelacanth∅: hey rw! i saw toilet seats for sale recently on a temp job. range from ~$20 > ~90. some of them had buffered hinges. one of them had lights.
	1:29pm Stanley: Kevin - so you know that our illustrious government reached a deal to avoid utter disaster at the eleventh hour. Hardly an achievement for them to crow about. Incompentent idiots.
	1:30pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe i like that idea!
	1:30pm KevinfromBayRidge: Gotta go fer a bit. Tele Doctor appt. Gotta find out about my genes!
	1:31pm coelacanth∅: ...but maybe they wouldn't notice!
	🛎 1:31pm Phillippe Bastille: I find the concept of a toilet seat that requires any sort of electrical power source to be a bit troubling. What's next, bluetooth?
	1:31pm Stanley: See ya Kevin. Hope the genes are well.
	1:32pm KevinfromBayRidge: So I hoid, Stanley!
	1:32pm coelacanth∅: so Ken does it still function correctly after a few years? some things with buffered hinges fail after not very long.
	1:34pm coelacanth∅: tchau Kevin hoping all's well
	🛎 1:34pm David (in London): I'm sure Boston Dynamics must be working on some kind of robotic toilet seat which can dance to old soul classics.
	1:34pm wenzo llc.: reminds me of a rr track gate bell
	1:34pm Really Lisa: Quiet close is the way to go. Some hinges better than others. Like neighbors.
	1:34pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe @131 maybe the lights are powered by methane!
	🛎 1:35pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Good morning-ish, Mary! Hey, the Xmas card we sent you came back "unable to forward/deliver'! (sad face)
	🛎 1:35pm Handy Haversack: Four hinges good, two hinges bad.
	1:36pm spodiodi: late hello back, Handy! (and anyone else I missed whilst cleaning my filthy, filthy human form)
	1:37pm spodiodi: looks like i missed some potty and hernia talk.drat
	🛎 1:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: So far, so good, coel. No issues as yet.
	1:37pm Mary Wing: Hi S&M&S! Oh no! You sent it to my PO Box?
	🛎 1:38pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel I still remember a large number of years ago when several of us were sitting in a burger joint and discussing the effects of livestock methane on the ozone layer. One guy said he thought it was a bunch of bullshit and sat back and started grinning. It took a bit for us to get the joke.
	🛎 1:39pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Yes, Mary!
	1:39pm spodiodi: i got a kick out of Petey The Turtle \m/ (though i thought she was saying "Painty" [as in painted turtle]) to Petey
	🛎 1:39pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, he sounds like a real fart smeller, er, smart feller.
	🛎 1:39pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: On Dec 3rd! Just came back last week!
	1:41pm coelacanth∅: hey spodi!
	🛎 1:42pm Phillippe Bastille: Right on both counts, handy. @SMS we are having similar mail issues in our little burg here. Still getting Christmas cards, and a much-awaiting package from one of our esteemed commenters is still in transit.
	1:42pm coelacanth∅: Phillippe haha!
	🛎 1:42pm Phillippe Bastille: *much-awaited
	1:43pm spodiodi: hey coelacanth∅!
	1:43pm coelacanth∅: (@1.38)
	🛎 1:43pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: sorry to hear that, @phillippe!
	1:43pm Mary Wing: That sucks S&M&S, sorry. I have no idea why that Post Office is so dumb; they have been randomly returning mail addressed to ME for years, but have no problem putting mail clearly addressed to SOMEONE ELSE in my box, again for years, sheesh.
	🛎 1:44pm David (in London): Hey S&M&S.
	🛎 1:44pm Handy Haversack: They have to bring them in by ox barge, Phillippe? Sheesh!
	1:45pm coelacanth∅: Marianne's delivery is well-suited to this song
	🛎 1:45pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: We sent you a quick email about it Mary. If we didn't get the PO Box # wrong, we'll re-send!
	🛎 1:45pm Summer and Michael and Sylvia: Hey, David!
	🛎 1:47pm Handy Haversack: But yeah, S&M&S, the PO is F'ed. And hello.
	1:47pm Mark R: OK, stay with me here--Marianne's version of "Sister Morphine " sounds kind of like Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton.
	🛎 1:47pm Phillippe Bastille: No idea, Handy. Still looking for a watch band I bought on ebay last month that was mailed mid-December.
	1:48pm coelacanth∅: Mark i hear that. Dolly anyway
	🛎 1:48pm Phillippe Bastille: All right gang, gotta be a good boy and get some work work done. Later everyone.
	1:48pm Stanley: Later Phillippe
	1:48pm coelacanth∅: (and i don't know Loretta so well) tchau Phillippe
	1:49pm spodiodi: see you, Phillippe
	🛎 1:49pm David (in London): TTFN Phillippe.
	🛎 1:49pm Phillippe Bastille: oooh, but I have to stick around and listen to my old man crush, Angel Olsen
	1:50pm Mark R: Angel Olsen, man--damn!
	🛎 1:53pm Handy Haversack: Later later, Phillippe!
	1:57pm Really Lisa: Vocals here remind me of Margo Timmins. And the twangy guitar, too.
	🛎 2:02pm Handy Haversack: Ooooooo, this is exciting!
	2:02pm Sem: I'd think the Wazoo would be pretty well full of stuff, after all these years.
	🛎 2:03pm David (in London): As soon as you said 1979, I knew it was going to be Numan. I remember seeing it on Top of the Pops and it absolutely blew my mind. I knew we were living in the future.
	2:04pm spodiodi: ⚡ my fave gary numan. please, please, please tell me you'llbe playing the InSoc version, Mary ⚡
	🛎 2:05pm Handy Haversack: The DJs at the restaurant where Kate used to work once dedicated "Cars" to her after she had hit me with the car a little bit, with the tag line, "Better aim next time, Kate!"
	🛎 2:05pm David (in London): There's a little nod to, and thank you, to him in the sleeve notes on The Secret Assembly. Man, this is still an absolute highpoint in pop music.
	2:05pm coelacanth∅: great song!
	2:05pm spodiodi: this 3OAK is going to hit me in the feels like Mercy Seat 3OAK did
	2:05pm coelacanth∅: Lisa @157 i agree
	2:06pm spodiodi: question/story of my life
	🛎 2:06pm Handy Haversack: And isn't there, gasp!, a Robyn Hitchcock cover?!
	2:08pm spodiodi: idk, Handy, but i'll have to make some tea in that case :-"
	🛎 2:10pm Handy Haversack: spodi, Julie played it in April. It's amazing.
	2:10pm Mary Wing: Yes to Robyn, no to Information Society, sorry spodiodi!
	2:10pm spodiodi: :-B
	2:10pm coelacanth∅: i think i first heard this song on the "things from england" show on wnew-fm. that was about the only time i still listened to that station but with that show i was usually the first person i knew to learn about artists from the uk
	🛎 2:10pm David (in London): If anyone has time to waste, here's a massively wordy and over-emotional live review I did of Numan a few years back: freq.org.uk...
	2:11pm coelacanth∅: i've heard one cover of this but i don't remember who did it
	2:11pm spodiodi: ah, nuts. deep breath all good . still quite a song \m/
	2:12pm coelacanth∅: bookmarked David
	2:12pm spodiodi: thanks, David! bookmarked
	🛎 2:13pm Handy Haversack: Bookmarked! (That's what you say when you read something instead of working, right?)
	2:15pm Sem: Got that, DiL, bookmarked. Thx.
	2:15pm spodiodi: haha Handy
	2:18pm spodiodi: oontz oontz oontz
	2:21pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Baked tofu has a great texture - I get it already baked and seasoned from the Trader Joe and other places. Two inguinal hernias here - one when I was 9 from pulling another kid around in a wagon, the other years later from reasons unknown. Have been told I have poor connective tissue but would be interested in nutritional repair. When I was a kid I was in the hospital for several days, now it's outpatient and they keep you awake so you can cough and stuff! Sounded barbaric but it was fine. Handy, my doctor told me that people who drink two drinks a day live longer than people who drink one drink a day. So it is written, so it shall be done.
	2:22pm Really Lisa: 👍Right, coel re Timmons. Not a bad thing. Thanking my big sis for bringing home a Gary Numan album back in the day. She was my gateway.
	2:24pm coelacanth∅: hi Lizzie!
	2:24pm coelacanth∅: . . .
	2:25pm spodiodi: < this gary pic was my desktop background for a couple of years (many moons ago)
	2:26pm spodiodi: hah, on 2 vs 1 Lizzie
	🛎 2:27pm Handy Haversack: Lizzie, in that case I should live to be four hundred and ninety! They let me take my teddy bear into the OR, OR so they told me, when I had hernia surgery.
	2:28pm drowsy: Just a driveby post to say thanks for this Friends selection! Very enjoyable. Cheers.
	2:30pm Mary Wing: Thanks drowsy! Happy new year!
	🛎 2:30pm Handy Haversack: I loved the review, David.
	2:32pm spodiodi: heading toward my 4th anniversary of being a teetotaler here no hernias, but had a kidney stone in my mid-30s that nearly killed me i wanna hear weird al's Living With a Hernia real bad after all the hernia chat
	🛎 2:34pm Handy Haversack: spodi, I can spare some drinks longevity for you. A rising tide lifts all boats.
	2:34pm spodiodi: i really wanna click another star. Gary and Kurt have set the bar high
	2:35pm spodiodi: thanks, Handy :)
	2:36pm Stanley: David - great write up of the Gary Numan gig at The Forum. Particularly liked the line about the Eighties being less Blade Runner and more 'contracting horizons and salmon pink ties'. You have a gift, my friend.
	2:36pm Sem: Good on you, 'spodi'.
	🛎 2:37pm βrian: Good lord, I can't keep up with the playlist comments.
	2:38pm spodiodi: cheers, S'em
	🛎 2:38pm βrian: My first hernia happened when I was pushing a car.
	2:38pm Sem: Like the Dance w/ Me, Stanley board.
	2:38pm Stanley: Liking this 'urgent' version by Transpac Alliance
	2:39pm spodiodi: same here, Stanley
	2:40pm spodiodi: sounds a little Siouxsieesque
	2:40pm Stanley: Sem - that board sometimes moves at lightning speed. Bit like the music. (Haven't had a hernia and I don't want one, if that's okay.)
	2:43pm spodiodi: deffo Siouxsie influence in the vox
	2:43pm Really Lisa: Raising a glass of water to you, spodi. And can't beat water to ward off kidney stones. They're nothing to sneeze (or cough) at.
	2:44pm Sem: Bit like Yvonne, Stanley:-D
	2:45pm spodiodi: cheers, Lisa. (and indeed on the water)
	2:46pm Sem: This 3OAK headed for the record books, Mary.
	2:47pm Mary Wing: And there is another HOUR of covers, at least, Sem! It's nuts how many versions exist.
	2:48pm Stanley: I'm wondering whether our Amrican friends, here, get the significance of the name Armitage Shanks
	2:48pm Mary Wing: And, and, Wikipedia says Gary Numan wrote this song about a robot prostitute, heh.
	🛎 2:48pm Hubig Pie: Really enjoyed this 3OAK I've had 2OAK hernia surgeries
	2:48pm Sem: Bonus tracks! Yes, yes, yes. But where would you put them?
	2:48pm spodiodi: everybody needs it
	2:49pm spodiodi: <realdoll joke />
	🛎 2:49pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, like American Standard, it's part of the catalogue of where we (well, some of us) stand.
	2:49pm coelacanth∅: transpac alliance and armitage shanks are by far the best covers, in my opinion...so far
	🛎 2:49pm David (in London): Stanley, many are from NY. They must know Flushing...
	2:50pm Sem: Armitage Shanks: The Brand you can trust since 1817. Commercial Bathroom and Sanitary Ware Product
	2:51pm spodiodi: those two and Republica's got clicked here, coel
	🛎 2:52pm Handy Haversack: 1 gal./ft. (3.8 l/ft.)
	2:53pm Stanley: Funny thing is I know an heir to the Shanks fortune, who was disinherited by his family!
	🛎 2:53pm Handy Haversack: I liked the Dead Weather, too.
	🛎 2:53pm Handy Haversack: Stanley, sounds like his Water[ ]loo.
	🛎 2:53pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Mary. Let us remember this 3OAK as the revolution is being televised.
	2:55pm Stanley: Ken - what is happening to your country? Someone is shooting into the chamber.
	🛎 2:55pm David (in London): Ah, Robyn. Nice way to wrap it all up.
	🛎 2:55pm Handy Haversack: Ahhhhhhh, yes, here it is. So good. I don't know why. But so good. Thanks, Mary! This was great! What a start to the year of 100 Percent Whatever! Very glad to have been here! Later on, Wing Dings!
	2:56pm Mary Wing: Stick around for DJ Black Helmet, playlist is here: wfmu.org...
	2:56pm Really Lisa: Thank you, Mary. To electric friends, not electric toilets. Peace, all.
	2:57pm Sem: Will be saying a few Hail, Mary's tonight in thanks for this episode. See you and all later, MW.
	🛎 2:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: It's highly chatotic, Stanley. The orange poo-flinging gibbon is egging them on.
	2:57pm spodiodi: thanks, Mary Wing! killer 3OAK. had no idea there were so many covers byebye ⚡ 'Friends' ⚡ ✌️
	2:57pm coelacanth∅: Lizzie, if you're still here initially: 1 tablespoonful blackstrap molasses in a cup of warm water with freshly squeezed lemon juice. i forget how much was recommended at first. ultimately i just squeezed some in, maybe 1/3 of a lemon's worth. did this morning and evening. after a few years i grew to hate it (i liked it first) and started taking manganese supplements. once/day. kal makes a good one. also i did inverted sit-ups, or slantboard sit-ups. made sure to not overeat. made sure to never be blocked-up in my intestines.
	🛎 2:58pm David (in London): Absolutely top notch show today Mary. Thankee. Later electro-groovers.
	2:58pm Stanley: Super 3OAK, Mary. Thanks once again for a very entertaining show, not to mention the lively and diverse chat, Great stuff guys.
	2:59pm Mary Wing: A trumpet finale! Thanks for listening, all you electric and non-electric friends! Here's to 51 more weeks of 3oaks!
	2:59pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Mary!
	3:00pm Ike: Thanks Mary!
	3:00pm Sweet Corn Lizzie: Thanks Coel Thanks Mary

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