Today's Calm Before the Storm Programme: Ken's show

Listener comments!

9:01am Cheri Pi:

Hey Ken, can we hear some Lil Poopy?

9:02am common:

coffee and matmos.

9:03am fred:

Good morning Ken

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9:03am Ken:

Cheri Pi, of course, I know what you mean by Lil Poopy, but can you illuminate the rest of the class?

9:05am Brian in UK:

Hello Ken I hope your international normalisation ratio is up to scratch otherwise it is more rat poison for you.

9:05am Cheri Pi:

Lil Poopy: 9-year-old rapper's adult-themed videos prompt state probewww.cnn.com...

9:06am Cheri Pi:

Ah that's a cute cover of a Buzzcock's classic right there.

9:06am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Once uh week: It's back in a GIFfy.
- Good Morning(?),Virtual Surrealists...

9:06am George of Troy:

Great Matmos track.

9:07am Mike Noble:

I was recently clued in to a track called "sloopy poopy"

9:09am DCE:

God morning.

9:09am jmd:

nicely executed!

9:09am tim from champaign:

ESP - My favorite Buzzcocks song from my favorite Buzzcocks album.

9:10am F⊙F⊙ (:

Hola Ken and everybody! Cómo estan?!

9:11am glenn:

dentition demolition workers.

9:11am duke:

My favorite Buzzcocks' song is just about any Buzzcocks' song

9:11am earrie:

Ken, are you the one who's the proud new owner of a cadaver-bone enhanced tooth? Does it pick up dead air?

9:12am DCE:

soy bean, how you doin?

9:12am Sigurdur:

future modell me Mr DJ?

9:12am Dave B:

Greetings friendship society members

9:14am Brian C.:

Too bad the Velvets never got around to putting vocals on this track in the studio

9:15am Toots:

I love that they didn't.

9:15am Brian C.:

I mean, who hasn't had a fever in his pocket down to his shoe?

9:15am hamburger:

(wait till lou finds out his mic wasn't plugged in... he's gonna be sooooooo loureed)

9:15am Roberto:

No comment yet, just letting you all know I've signed in and am ready to post should a comment present itself.

9:16am Sugarfly Waterloo:

Morning everyone

9:16am G:

^^^ That was a comment :)

9:17am Dave B:

At first glance of the iPhone playlist, without my glasses on I thought the artist read "Rush"

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9:18am Ken:

Yes earrie, I have pieces of a dead guy in my head and neither one of us is too happy about it.

9:19am Roberto:

I'm classifying it as a meta-comment for now.

9:20am earrie:

Aw, good ol' Chip.

9:20am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Parrots dance.

9:21am duke:

Was the recent one a comment or a meta-comment. Is this a meta-meta-comment?

9:21am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...unlike White Men.

9:22am Toots:

I have a tooth in the upper right rear quadrant of my mouth that feels like the tooth in that Buzzcock's gif.

9:22am hamburger:

me__meta__ta

9:24am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Similes are like Metaphors.
...Met a three - but it didn't dance...
...No Comment...

9:25am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Lil' Poopy needs to tour with Shit & Shine. At least the gigs would end with cleaned venues. Maybe.

9:26am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Also: hello.

9:26am Cheri Pi:

I wonder how much coke Lil Poopy gets for his allowance?

9:27am thedunkel:

morning kEn - whats playing behind you the mic break?

9:28am hamburger:

wonder when the marathon dj co-host lineup gets posted?

9:29am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

LemurLandingActionSilhouetteRadialPetalSunlightWaterGreen.gif
- Answerthismathquestion:wrong

9:29am fred:

@hamburger: Ken's ongoing zombiefication makes it hard for him to find a co-host, hence the delay

9:30am Roberto:

Oy...did Ken just say "whole nuther?"

9:30am People Like Us:

People Like Us and Matmos playing in London on 19th March at XOYO xoyo.co.uk...

9:30am Toots:

God I hope so, Roberto!

9:31am paula pc:

how anyone could hate on this is beyond me. thank you, Ken...

9:31am Toots:

Great. Now he'll never play it again.

9:31am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Each DJ should be assigned a gif.
- gifs & riffs.

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9:33am Ken:

Aaron, the background music was Curd Duca, Sin World from Easy Listening 5. The CoGHost sched should be posted by the end of this week.

9:33am Dan B From Upstate:

I'm very confused and don't know what to do. I enjoy this song and wish to express it, but I fear that if I do, it will never be played again.

9:34am thedunkel:

muchos gracias kEn! good gif article on.tnr.com... good gif video to.pbs.org...

9:35am fred:

CoGhost? Interesting, coming from someone with a dead person in his head

9:36am Asheville Jon:

hello

9:36am DCE:

been too long since I've seen these guys

9:37am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Answer this math question: 15.60.75 +like...CAMCEL - !...

9:40am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

er!: 'CANCEL'
...Mercury Retrograde...

9:42am tim from champaign:

Dan B - Just rail on about how terrible the song is and then you'll hear it again. Then you'll get the schadenfreude of bamboozling Ken.

9:42am Thierry from France:

Seamless transition...

9:42am paula pc:

@ DCE -- agreed, agreed

9:44am tim from champaign:

Man, this band Television is terrible. El stinko, PU, man. Ken, please please please never play Television again.

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9:44am bbell:

Ken, never apply oil of clove directly to your gums, unless you want a world of hurt. It must be diluted, somehow. The scent of clove still brings back happy memories of getting a toy from the treasure chest at the dentist's office.

9:47am John:

Those two boys on the bottom right got the raw deal at playtime

9:48am northguineahills:

@Brian C: I also wish the Velvets committed vocals to "Guess I'm Falling in Love".

9:49am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Yes - but they get clove in the next frame...

9:49am northguineahills:

I believe that is a tarsier jumping on the leaf to get the grasshopper-ish insect.

9:50am tim from champaign:

I love this Teenage Fanclub album!!!!

9:50am Toots:

I love this Teenage Fanclub song so much that I hope you play it all the time, Ken.

9:51am Cecile:

Hi, all!

9:51am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...It's like a Vogon Poetry Reading
- except the Audio is actually great
...I mean...terrible...

9:52am Detroit Mac:

Late start getting into the show. I had to wait until a break before the usher would let me into my seat.

9:53am Cheri Pi:

Cecile!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:53am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Answer this math question: tarsier

9:54am common:

who does uncle albert on this tribute, ken?

9:55am Rob in Maryland:

"Smile Away" is not a song I would ever expect to hear a cover of.

9:55am Lewis:

@Cecile - how ya liking the slush?

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9:55am Ken:

Common - that one is done by Dump.

9:55am Cheri Pi:

My Samoyed smiled 24/7.

9:56am Mike East:

@Ken - If you have any control over it, please have this Ram Tribute reissued for the FMU prize warehouse to replace the copy that was stolen from me. I will pledge $$ for it. - Thank You

9:57am paulWCBN:

not only Dump, but Dump featuring Zachary Brimstead, Esq.!

9:57am common:

nice! gotta hear that. thanks!

9:57am Stevel:

Cheri Pi: Lived with a Samoyed for about 8 years. Sweet pups. Hair never leaves you though. Ever.

10:00am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Siberian Husky - was epileptic or something - would find him like that - except no smile...

10:01am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...no dancing...no clove...

10:01am Cheri Pi:

yeah, now I have a long haired white cat so I can be haunted to my grave.

10:02am Caryn:

Dammit, missed the start due to both me and my computer being not so well. But I have learned that your health is not ideal when the first thing on your mind is "I hope that was just my regular morning vomit, and not a sign that I'm actually sick."

10:02am Dave B:

Now if you can get Dump, Lil Poopy and Shit $ Shine on one bill that would be EPIC

10:04am Cheri Pi:

Dave B- if Dump aren't available Pooh Sticks said they'd do it.

10:04am Cecile:

Lewis, it's glare ice now. Not fun.

10:04am John Allen:

quick, apologize

10:04am Sugarfly Waterloo:

Lil poopy is what you call it when your kid is potty training.

10:05am duke:

Maybe add Pissed Jeans to the bill for some variety.

10:05am John Allen:

just say you are sorry. it'll be fine

10:05am Cecile:

BARRA BARRA

10:06am fred von helsing:

tu ne regrette rien

10:06am fred:

@Dave B: Around five years ago, I went to a show that featured Passenger of Shit and Shit and Shine

10:06am Dan B From Upstate:

I can never tell the difference between a DJ Out of Body experience and my employer's cruddy internet connection crapping out on me. Turns out it was an FCC Dump. Guess I closed and restarted the flash player for nothing.

10:07am berlusconi's nose:

Ho vinto!

10:08am F⊙F⊙ (:

I've never understood how the dump button works when doing a live show! Me no understand.

10:09am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Wull - *right now* - my only 'net-capable computer has Windows 2000 & Explorer 6 - which often makes me want to call dinosaurs - if that makes you feel any better Caryn!...

10:10am Caryn:

@RRN63: heh, gotta tell that to my desktop with the Windows 97 on it...

10:10am tim from champaign:

The Lil' Poopy and MC Peepants 12" is bangin'.

10:11am F⊙F⊙ (:

Hey! I'm typing this on a Commodore 64. The interwebz looks awesome from here!

10:13am Dan B From Upstate:

I abhor this Olivia Tremor Control bed music, and it is garbage and should never be used again.

10:13am People Like Us:

you're distorting a bit Ken

10:13am Mike East:

@FoFo - to go back 7 seconds, Ken likely had to get into a box similar to the one in my avatar

10:15am DCE:

strong opinions much, Dan B?

10:15am Mike Noble:

I have fond memories of listening to Olivia Tremor Control on Oxycontin.

10:16am hamburger:

ulcer stories now taking the place of boiler stories

10:16am rsj:

Big Daddy Kane

10:17am hamburger:

was that a bestshow reference much DCE?

10:17am Dan B From Upstate:

Was I too subtle?

10:17am Caryn:

Things were getting so medical, had to switch to my intellectual avatar.

10:18am G:

I had my first ever extraction last summer, age 54, wisdom tooth. Gosh, was that fun. :-)

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10:18am Vivian:

Sudafed...as in Von Sudafed?

10:19am F⊙F⊙ (:

Mike East,

Is that the box from Primer?!?!?!

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10:20am Vivian:

Back in my 20's, I had my wisdom teeth removed. A co-worker asked me what painkillers were prescribed to me. When I mentioned Oxycontin, he suggested washing those down with margaritas. I had a hard enough time not mixing up painkillers and antibotics.

10:21am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...I'd like to be *her* Operating System...

10:22am G:

@RR63: Don't hold your breath, K? :P

10:23am Cecile:

I had the easiest wisdom tooth extraction in history.
My tonsillectomy at age 10 was another matter completely.

10:23am Dave B:

@fred - that sounds like a shitty show. (sorry for the delayed response)

10:23am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Wouldja like some clove, little gurrl - ??...

10:26am Cecile:

this particular prince rama album is as disappointing as the second (minus Marina Gasolina) Bonde do Role album.

10:26am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...Lil Poopy, Vogon Poetry, invasive Oral Surgery, & clove - an' make it snappy...Mercury's Retrograde & it's getting harder to concentrtae...

10:27am Mike East:

yes, FoFo

10:30am sFrances from VA:

Oh sweet Knuckles.

10:30am Cecile:

KNUCKLES!

10:30am Cheri Pi:

What she said!!

10:30am G:

Ken knuckles down

10:31am Neg-guh-tor:

Killdozer!

10:31am F⊙F⊙ (:

Mike East,

Oh, I have great news for you then! There's an entire week dedicated to Time Travel in the Philosophy class in Coursera in two weeks from now (it's free). Professor is a big authority in the time travel scientific or intellectual field. In the student handout there's a list of references in Film (which includes Primer).

Obviously, if you are a time traveler already disregard this message.

10:31am sFrances from VA:

hot damn how I still love Killdozer.

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10:31am Vivian:

Knuckles-best friend of Cupcake dog.

10:31am Ike:

@RR63@10:09, don't suffer with Internet Exploder.
www.oldapps.com...

10:31am Cheri Pi:

damnit- I hope my coworkers don't notice my weeping.

10:32am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...an' I mean Snappy - like a turtle.

10:33am Jennique:

Have to admit the first time I heard Knuckles the Dog was watching the video of Bill Mac singing it at the WFMU studios.

10:33am Parq:

Bill Mac owns this song. I'm just saying.

10:34am Cecile:

oh, knuckles. This world was not your home.

10:35am ChrisB.:

Good dog, that Knuckles.

10:35am Mike East:

that's awesome, FoFo!

10:35am sFrances from VA:

I remember the first time I saw Killdozer live I was stunned by how tiny Michael Gerald was to have such a voice.

10:36am sFrances from VA:

So true, Cecile. Knuckles burned too brightly, too sweetly.

10:36am Cheri Pi:

Bill Mac: youtu.be...

10:36am sFrances from VA:

Michael Gerald & his wife own rescue dogs, it's a real thing for them, not just an awesome song!

10:36am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Thanks Ike - !
...I'll open that Link also @ the same time when I - uh - get a better Browser...
- Does it work w/ Windows 2000, my man?

10:37am Cheri Pi:

I think Jennifer Herrema should cover Knuckles...

10:38am Cecile:

Legally, in most cases you can't say anything unless the person has signed a release OKing it.

10:38am MD:

WFMU ADDICTION!!!!

10:38am ~L:

Rest cure

10:39am caver_mike:

Is the music bed the Raleigh Ringers?

10:39am Ike:

Yep RR63, I linked an old 2000-compatible version from oldapps.com.

10:39am Cecile:

sFrances, yes. And he was flanked by his husky, tall milk-fed bandmates.

10:39am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

DawgieRadio!
...needless to say - DawgieStreaming....

10:40am G:

WATERWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:40am rsj:

jamdekistan has got to exist already, or rather did, I am sure it was annihilated

10:40am F⊙F⊙ (:

why are you weeping Cheri Pi?

10:41am rsj:

so it would be: New Jamdekistan

10:41am KP:

Indoor waterboarding?

10:42am G:

Christie obvioulys has had bigtime ganja munchies many a time.

10:42am Cheri Pi:

@F⊙F⊙ (: Knuckles always makes me cry,. he a very, very, very, very, very good dog

10:42am DCE:

NJ is the armpit of the nation...Louisiana, I think that's the asshole...

10:42am duke:

I hope DJ Rupture is not on indefinite leave for personal reasons.

10:43am MD:

WFMU=the people...so government should stay off the back of FMU!

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10:43am AnAnonymousParty:

Here in the midwest, even after the disaster in '93, we still haven't learned that trying to contain the river(s) only makes them rise higher when it floods.

10:43am G:

Is "WHICHEXIT" banned?

10:43am tim from champaign:

Lubbock, TX is the asshole of america. I lived there for 9 months in 2011. Triflin!!!!

10:43am MD:

I saw BALROG this morn on my commute to work...it was a nj plate...

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10:44am anne:

saw a plate on an old car in Chicagoland that said YUM 69 <giggles>

10:44am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

+ Ike - ! Will checkit - !

10:44am Jennique:

I read about the illegal vanity license plate thing and this article came up that Washington state denied "goesto11" because they don't get the Spinal Tap reference.
seattletimes.com...

10:44am G:

I bet "FATASSGUV" would not pass vetting.

10:44am ~L:

I saw an NJ license plate "PSYCHO"

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10:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm interested in starting unsubstantiated rumors. Fill in the blank:
Former Pope Benedict XVI will be taking over the WFMU time slot of _______.

10:45am fred von helsing:

I guess "FKU 69" is straight out then

10:45am earrie:

Cue the bell ringing priest from Cinema Paradiso.
Or ? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4004874/cinema-paradiso-o.gif

10:45am Snortley:

Co-host schedule, so far:

imageshack.us...

imageshack.us...

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10:46am Vivian:

Wait, what was the license plate again? Missed it..

10:46am F⊙F⊙ (:

Cheri Pi,

Oh, i see..

Hello doggy, hello dog!

I'm your ch ch ch ch ch Cheri pi!!!

10:46am G:

pirated draft cohost scheds.

proprietary corporate info leak!!!!

10:46am irban:

TIHTHO I think

10:46am hamburger:

thanks Snortley!

10:46am paulWCBN:

lol at TIH2HO

10:47am irban:

Oh Shit! I get it.

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10:48am Vivian:

Tee hee, I got it! Silly NJ DMV..

10:48am MD:

Jeff Sarg's show Sunday mornig...but the "retired" Pope has to play songs of love and faith...to JA of course...Ken what do ya think???

10:49am ~L:

I can see why they don't allow POLICE on a license plate, but most of the list is made up of various SNAFU combos? Is SNAFU a bad word?

10:50am Caryn:

No-one tell Oprah "vajay-jay" is not allowed. She'd be so upset.

10:50am Detroit Mac:

Christie has done everything possible to retard the opening and delivery of the medical pot laws. A friend was in charge of part of this implementation, thinks everything legal is being done to discourage any success of this program. They even sent the specially grown supply to Amsterdam for chemical analysis (adding 6 weeks to the supply timeline).

10:50am G:

Just another bureaucratic DMV snafu.

10:50am KP:

Cheri Pi, thanks for Mac and Knuckles.

10:51am Sam:

HE LOVES GOLD!!!!

10:51am crateslinger:

What was the music behind Ken a minute ago? Glockenspiel Bob Marley and Tren Reznor? Who was that?

10:52am earrie:

Imagine the waggle of that theocratic bell http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/cinema_paradiso_priest_bell.jpg

10:52am Caryn:

Did Ken get inspired by Bassey's Oscars performance?

10:53am amEdeo:

Bwaaaaaah!

10:54am KP:

Adele was strangely subdued and an off key. Maybe Ted upset her.

10:54am Caryn:

Oh, almost fainting Tommy Jones...

10:56am Caryn:

@KP: I love the "Hathaway turned Adele's mic down so that it could be all about her win" joke.

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10:57am Ken:

Yeah! Adele was NOT fabulous. What bullshit.

10:57am Jennique:

James Bond theme request: Hombre Secreto by the Plugz from the Repo Man soundtrack.

10:57am MD:

the THUNDER BALL theme just became the new GOLD FINGER for me....THANKS KEN...XOXO!

10:57am F⊙F⊙ (:

Hey peoples!

Have you heard about BabyMetal? It's Puffy Amiyumi + Sigh + t.A.T.u!! Best combination ever!

If you haven't heard Babymetal you cannot say you have musical wisdom..teeth.

\w/

10:57am Jeff:

I betcha can't say anything like "thunderball" on your NJ license plate.

10:57am Michael:

Ken: Seriously:: Ask your oral surgeon or dentist to prescribe 'viscous Lidocaine' for you; it's like what you're using, but much stronger. I hope that you're feeling better soon, and can get an implant if you want such.

10:57am JJZ:

I expect that it's from the Rockabye Baby series of CDs of greatest hits type stuff in kid friendly sleepytime form.

10:57am G:

The federal govt right now is deciding whether to hedge back or override the CO and WA laws. An interim document just came out yesterday. That's really the center ring in this circus. -- I know people who work in that area on the west coast, and the feds have been their problem the last few years.

10:57am KP:

Ooh I missed that, much as Adele missed the last note.

10:58am Jack:

Great, must be oscar inspired. Love Petra, her Who Sells Out also great, for more Bond, Sex Mob did a whole CD of Bond music. Love the show!

10:58am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Oprah & Chris Christie...(*shudder*)...

10:58am Sam:

Wow this is fantastic. It's not the same James Taylor who sucks, is it?

11:00am βrian:

Did you see the team below feverishly trying to resuscitate the microphone?

11:00am G:

The Oscars sucked? STOP THE PRESSES!!!

11:00am Dan B From Upstate:

Not enough John Barry in that Bond Montage.

11:01am Caryn:

I still remember the 60s tv rendition of Goldfinger where the set design was go-go girls tied up in giant spider webs. What can I say? It's memorable.

And seriously, that Bond montage could've been done better by an 8-year-old with a PC. Sheesh... At least Bassey finished strong, after a shaky start.

11:02am ~L:

Ken, Since your comedy class ended, do you want to try songwriting next? It's free! https://www.coursera.org/course/songwriting

11:02am KP:

Caryn, exactly right about Bassey Big finish is all you need. Adele was bad, esp at end. it was puzzling.

11:03am Adrian in London:

No more Mudds Up? What a shame, that;s one of my favourite shows on the station.

11:03am Ike:

Give it to Lamin?

11:04am Cecile:

Kevin Ayers died?

I second Ike's idea.

11:06am F⊙F⊙ (:

~L

What do you mean comedy ended for Ken ?

11:07am northguineahills:

I third Ike's idea.

11:07am βrian:

I always thought Amanda had universal appeal.

11:07am Planet Tyler:

Are we in a Lucio Fulci movie right now?

11:07am tim from champaign:

I was hoping for 2 hours of Lamin to fill in the Mudd Up hole. I love Lamin's show. No offense to SSD. I'll miss Mudd Up too.

11:08am paulWCBN:

WOAH. i love this so much. i need more of this. thank you ken.

11:09am Planet Tyler:

Nevermind, here comes the flute! That's even scarier

11:09am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

First Babymetal in the Microwave joke - ?
- Anyone - ?

11:10am Caryn:

Dammit, remembered the giant spider web, forgot about the weird dude playing Goldfinger, go-go girls were in another part of the same show: yle.fi...

11:12am Ike:

Can Ken *really* stop Andy from losing the will to live for two hours, even during the marathon?

11:13am Caryn:

@Ike: maybe that's his cunning plan. Perhaps Andy changed his will a few weeks back in Ken's favour, and this is Ken's way of driving Andy to suicide to get the dough?

11:14am Sam:

This would segue well into the Tokyo complaints choir

11:15am Caryn:

Or any of the other complaints choirs, who are composing complaints about why Tokyo gets all the attention.

11:15am Sam:

Oh that's what you really mean when you say lose the "will" to live!

11:17am F⊙F⊙ (:

If I die and go to heaven (wishful thinking) I'd like to have this children sing in there with the angels.

11:17am Stevel:

This music is making me comatose. That's a good thing.

11:17am Caryn:

Damn straight, Sam. Ken will probably have a pun about that as he watches Andy die and cackles evilly while wringing his hands like a silent movie baddie.

11:18am fred von helsing:

yeah baby !

11:18am F⊙F⊙ (:

Hold on. I was living in the Midnight Cowboy past. Fast forwarding to the Wicked Game present!

11:19am fred von helsing:

Whoa! The favestars are rotating again!

11:19am G:

German: "Victim of this Song". no commert!

11:19am Dave B:

at low volume, I thought this was Wing singing....

11:20am Caryn:

She did go to a Wing place there for a while.

11:21am sFrances from VA:

This Les Reines Prochaines is making me unbelievably happy.

11:22am paulWCBN:

i never realized that that band looked like this: www.discogs.com...

11:23am F⊙F⊙ (:

How can someone can think of Wing singing?

11:25am Pete from Boston (and NJ):

The government should use Les Reines Prochaines to deliver bad news, simultaneously scaring and calming us.

11:25am Caryn:

Gif-wise: Either someone has wrapped her jacket over her in the tightest way possible, or that place has the most sophisticated hospital gowns ever.

11:25am Dave B:

@F⊙F⊙ (:

Some might say she is just "wing"ing it!

11:25am DJ Clem:

I could listen to daxophone music all day.

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11:26am Ken:

Caryn, have I EVER made a pun?!

11:26am Brian C.:

Tangental topic I've always wondered about, does "finger" rhyme with "singer"?

11:27am Caryn:

@Ken: hey, if you do decide to make a pun once in your life, you'd pick a special occasion, like when you have driven a long-time friend to his death.

11:27am Cecile:

This sounds like a Rednex track - after they completely lost their minds.

11:27am G:

Not unless you're from Lon Gisland, Brian

11:28am Caryn:

@Brian C: only in some regional accents

11:28am rsj:

best gif ever, i love the panic looks

11:28am Caryn:

@Cecile: have you ever seen Matmos and Rednex in the same room?

11:29am Cecile:

ah ha!

11:32am Cecile:

wow, when Arrington turn into Mutabaruka?

11:33am Caryn:

@Cecile: this is just what happened when he tried singing using the WFMU Disc Jockey Control Center.

11:34am clueless in MI:

Caryn: you were referring to Gert Frobe?

11:34am Cecile:

SAOR PATROL

11:35am G:

oops :)

11:36am Cecile:

why do you still have that POS?

11:36am Caryn:

@clueless: if you mean my "weird dude playing Goldfinger" comment, I mean the weird dude in the tv show I linked to, not Mr. Frobe. Seriously, dude just sits there making faces! With a frigging monocle!

11:36am G:

Computer from Dell?

or Computer from Hell?

11:37am Dave B:

sounded like Ondar....

www.youtube.com...

11:37am Cecile:

Put it in a little boat and have a Viking funeral during Diane's show.

11:37am Cecile:

that way you can throw it in the river AND set it on fire.

11:37am Lucy:

Viking funeral!

11:37am Caryn:

Viking funeral, Ken. (essentially a combo of the first two ideas)

11:37am Cecile:

hahahhaha Caryn.

11:37am G:

It got tired, the poor old thing

11:37am Caryn:

Jinx, people!

11:38am Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Serves you right. This late in your show, all the animated .GIFs and comments on your playlist cripple my browser.

11:38am Jeff:

I'll help you destroy that Dell anytime you want. Just say the word.

11:38am duke:

Ken You can download more ram www.downloadmoreram.com

11:39am Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth and all the Wooden Shjips at sea.

11:39am Cecile:

Viking Funeral!

11:39am G:

The internet's exponential rate of bandwidth increase was designed precisely to cripple and kill older software and hardware. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

11:40am Pete from Boston (and NJ):

So you're just going to pretend like M80s don't exist.

11:41am Neg-guh-tor:

That cumputer shore got some pretty teeth.

11:42am Caryn:

Adapted viking funeral, Keith Moon edition: get hotel room, stuff Dell into toilet cistern, throw cherry bomb or M80 in after it.

11:45am Caryn:

Of course, to minimise the monetary setback to you, use one of the post-Sandy abandoned, about-to-be-torn-down home's toilets instead. Less like Moon, but less hassle.

11:48am Caryn:

Surely, the apple would fall under "bong"? Or "munchies"? Either way, doesn't need its own entry in that list.

11:56am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

- Love Keeefy Moon @ least as much as next person
- but anybody not read my Stupid Bachelor Story yet - ?? :
http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/49416
- ...leave your toilet well alone is my advice...

11:56am Mike East:

@Caryn - I think the apple is a backup for the bong, which is a backup for the pipe, which is a backup for the papers. Also, I never made one, but I think the apple trick makes more of a pipe, not a bong...could be wrong though.

11:58am Asheville Jon:

good bye

11:59am RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...& you can eat the apple afters - brilliant...get high, eat Apple, flush Dell - light CherryBombs...

12:01pm Ike:

Months? MONTHS? Don't be ridiculous. Nobody wants to hear that. Give it to Lamin.

🚽

12:01pm Ken:

Bye all!

12:18pm Van in DC:

bye

2:59pm RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Take 2:
...You can smoke thru the Apple - get high
- eat the Apple, flush the Dell, snub Adele
- & light the CherryBombs...
- Big Finish.