The radio program Vocal Fry is a notorious purveyor of extended
vocal techniques, from country yodels to Tuvan and Mongolian höömii
to Xhosa throatsinging to Yma Sumac glassbreakers to avant
garde weirdness to backcountry eeephing to beatboxing Maoris
to yodeling Cameroonian pop to evil Diamanda Galas invocations.
Even passing exposure to Vocal Fry can cause permanent damage,
according to many reliable Christian medical professionals.
If you have teenaged children, be aware of these warning signs:
Is my teen texting about Vocal Fry? SMH: Send me höömii LOL: loud overtone love WTF: wild throatsinging fun LMAO: let's make amazing overtones IMHO: Iso-polyphony’s my hobby OK BRB: blast radical beatboxing TTYL: try to yodel later