Music with vocals weird & wonderful -- beatboxing, yodels, auction chants, Tuvan throatsinging, & eerie polyphonies.
The management wishes to inform our esteemed patrons that Vocal Fry will be closed for renovation and renewal during Summer 2021. We will return to serve you, as always, canapés of cackling yodelers, appetizers of scat wrapped in avant garde improvisation, deep tureens of Central African polyphony to warm the cockles of even the most recalcitrant anti-naturalist, entrées of your choice of throat-singing cutlets on a bed of meme remixes or served rare with sauce of wind whistling over the Altai Mountains, all leading up to beatboxing yodels imported from Japan or chllled joiks in reindeer milk ice cream with katajjaq rounds. Until September, feel free to graze on our prior episodes via the menu below.
The radio program Vocal Fry is a notorious purveyor of extended
vocal techniques, from country yodels to Tuvan and Mongolian höömii to Xhosa throatsinging to Yma Sumac glassbreakers to avant
garde weirdness to backcountry eeephing to beatboxing Maoris
to yodeling Cameroonian pop to evil Diamanda Galás invocations.
Even passing exposure to Vocal Fry can cause permanent damage,
according to many reliable Christian medical professionals.
If you have teenaged children, be aware of these warning signs:
Is my teen texting about Vocal Fry?
SMH: Send me höömii
LOL: loud overtone love
WTF: wild throatsinging fun
LMAO: let's make amazing overtones
IMHO: Iso-polyphony’s my hobby OK
BRB: blast radical beatboxing
TTYL: try to yodel later